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Relationship constipation
February 28 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
You should know... as a nurse.... there's only one trick that works.... everytime... a bit of caster oil in a turkey baster then squirt that right up the clacker..... works every time. OR a well lubed finger in times of desperation. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thats enough to give us all the shits !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' You should know... as a nurse.... there's only one trick that works.... everytime... a bit of caster oil in a turkey baster then squirt that right up the clacker..... works every time. OR a well lubed finger in times of desperation. :p Hugs Stalky Who's clacker??? lolz...."I love you my sweet, but this will make things a whole lots better for both of us, I promise. Now bend over" :P Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Good Lord! Onebright! You just described my entire relationship history! Whats the prognosis doc? Am I doomed to singledom or is there a treatment other than taking two disprin and calling you in the morning?! ps: Previous self medication after each episode included mind enema's & radical dickotherapy of the non clacker variety. Is this where I went wrong?? Eagerly awaiting your response, yours in chronic consitipation Anna xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Good Lord! Onebright! You just described my entire relationship history! Whats the prognosis doc? Am I doomed to singledom or is there a treatment other than taking two disprin and calling you in the morning?! ps: Previous self medication after each episode included mind enema's & radical dickotherapy of the non clacker variety. Is this where I went wrong?? Eagerly awaiting your response, yours in chronic consitipation Anna xx I am sure you're onto a good thing there Anna...but how I understand enema's per se, they need to go up your bottom. I won't ask such a personal question in such a public forum, so I will ASSUME that you administer your own mind enema's. Where you are going wrong is you're perhaps using the wrong postion. Now if you want it to work on your mind, then I would suggest introducing some head standing for approximately 10 minutes to assist with the gravity process. Now mind your head when you stand up...you may well feel dizzy and disorientated...it's just the rush of blood back up to the brain where you need it most. (this is perhaps why men choose NOT to engage is such therapy...the risk is too great...hence the Relationship Constipation). The effect of the mind enema is most cleansing....use on a needs only basis. Overuse could lead to dependence. Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wow! That was fast! You're obviously not medicare registered otherwise I would be on the wait list and probably expired long before I reached the top...Uhoh...does this mean I owe you my first born?? Ok doc, as it happens, I have no qualms about privacy cos it doesnt exist...at least not here....so to answer your question...yes..I self administer all treatments. Gets a little tricky but Ive mastered the reach around.... As for standing on my head...that could prove a little difficult due to these damn booby things I have on my chest. They tend to obscure my vision when upside down, but I will do my best, particularly if there is any chance it may cure or at least, ease my RC. Can't thank you enough doc... Anna the slightly less constipated one....xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is this a new Anal topic ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
One Bright,Nope, never experienced those symptoms but did experience the opposite - the ex wife use to give me the shits all the time
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12'Is this a new Anal topic ? It's a shitty topic with an anal focus Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just want to be on the same page Brightstar ..There was a forum writer that gave me the shits !! Theres a remedy..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'customer69'My ex hubby alternated between binding me up in knots, or giving me the shits. There was no regularity in our lives, nor much fun and passion.This time I am looking for someone who is normal,who wants to take me out in public and jump in puddles, beside me. I am a big kid trapped in an adult's body and I adore having fun. Changing position is a lot of fun and so is role play. I can be the nurse and he can be the doctor! I don't have time to sit around until a guy clears the blockages, from his past relationships or past hurt. I drink calm mum down tea, to clear the wind from my belly and laugh, to clear the wind from my heart... Waiting for a man...that was my constipation. It's taken me FOREVER to stop doing this. It means that I have to say "no" to someone I am attracted to...but in the same way as eating too much junk food, not drinking enough water, not exercising enough...it blocked me up....they were not "good" for me. Thats not to say I don't not wait anymore...it's just now I wait only if I know what I am waiting for and it suits me. Way to go Customer69! Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
The best way to have it Brightstar..It works the same way for guys, even the tough macho's...I think the beauty of experience is we can say what's in it for me..So if we make a decision to wait for anyone we have asked ourseves the question..Clarity is golden..and good for your bum..
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can't thank you enough Onebright! Your suggestions worked... and even better....Earl popped out!! Yaaaaaaay!
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