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'Roses are Red...

February 08 2010

In honour of the impending Big V day... I 've decided to write a series of Roses are Red poems... please feel free to add your own.    Ohhh... if you will be buying your special someone a Big V gift... you may like to write my words on a card... perhaps you'll get extra lucky ??? !!!   Here goes:   Roses are Red Violets are Blue If u fuk me HARD I'll always want YOU !   ..........   Roses are Red Violets are Blue When I look at your face I feel like I will SPEW !   ...........   Roses are Red Violets are Blue When I'm Horny Any guy will DO !   ............   Roses are Red Violets are Blue When I'm in Adult Chat I feel like I'm fucking in a ZOO !   ......   Best I stop for now... stay tuned for more wonderful words !   xxx Miss Saturn

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    violets are blueroses are redi'm feeling luckylets go to bedEarl, ps read your short stories. your good man. real good.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue Ridge is still single So give him a tingle

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I hope the grammar cops don't come and taser me...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The roses are withered   The violets have died     Oh, when will I get laid!   God knows I've tried     Messages, Flirts,and near flashing my rack   but what do I get, a polite knockback     "No thank you ma'am, you live too far away,   for it's in front of my computer screen that I like to play"     So, stick your bloody flowers and hand me the chocs   and my trusty Doc Johnson to get my rocks off!!!   Cait Sidhe xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ok.one for the day...   roses are red violets are blue nothing else matters if i'm inside you

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses red Violets are blue I've had a good root, now time for a snooze.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Tuesday 8am... always thinking of Roses...   (Inspired by Earl....glad u enjoyd the read ...always happy to please.)   Rose are Red Violets are Blue My Erotic Stories Are written especially  for YOU ! ............   Mmm... gotta work on some more... off to the shower I go... ("I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair.."")...   Aiming for 100 pathetic Roses poems by Sunday.   Cheers, a temporarily satisfied Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ordering more corny poems please....roflwhite is the winered is the rosemay i please kiss youcos i am jose.................that's ho-zay...not joe-sy...omg...did i just write that...wait...no, no...don;t press the POST button...fingers!!...i'm warning you....arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue You gave me a woody Dripped cum on my shoe.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wow... I get soooo turned on by a man that can say such sweet poetry !!   ... Roses are Red Violets are Blue Stalky and Jose Choccy sauce Red Wine Whipped Cream and Me sucking YOU ! ...   xxx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    oh you lot just crack me up lmfao   ok il give it a go too....   roses are red violets are blue you did me up the arse now i need to poo     ok nah thats no good...il try again   roses are red violets are blue oh baddog im in love with you   yeah can you tell i failed poems at school lol     hehe roxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Love the B&D one....or is that just PAIN ?   Roses are Red Violets are Blue Trish and Saturn and a Gaggle of Guys Would be a something NEW !   xxx Miss S

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    while roses are redand violets are bluegive me saturn in bedand trish there too....damn stalky...now i got one too....grinsjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Seriously... this IS my breakfast !   Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm eating Chicken Chips  for Breakfast They are no good for YOU.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are red,violets are blue,you can write corny poems,I can write them too.   Roses are red,but for difference instead,I'll not write you silly poems,but show my love in our bed.   Roses are red,violets are blue,to show you my love,I'll share you with him too.   Roses are red,violets hue I don't care,we can celebrate our love,by finding others we can share.   Roses are red,a colour that can suit her,lets celebrate our love,and get off this damn computer.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Her pussy is pink, like the tip of my tongue. i give her a long lick, until she cums.   She opens her legs her pussy is wet my cock is hard and wanting more   i thrust inside her and drive it hard she wraps her legs around my bum.   Our juices flow and float on the bed like a river of dreams we nestle and rest.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are red and violets are blue Had nothing for breakfast so how 'bout a screw?   HUgs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are very  red,tulips can be deep,I'll tie you to the bed as promised,when you come out of your flamin sleep...   Roses are very red,green stems can be quite supple,what a way to spend day valentine,share each other with another couple.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never b found but roses r red and violets are blue, all i want to say is I LOVE U!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The beautiful rose given, a sign of love,single stem meaning forever in our society,for us better a whole bouqet,celebrate our love of variety.   ok, she's up, cya's ;) Woody

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are redViolets are blueIt's good, in the forums,to again see you...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Here's some I got from friends on facebook..   Roses are straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, You're about to get fisted.Roses are crap, Violets are wanky, Oooh I've just come, Pass me a hanky.   Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cos here comes my willy.Roses are awful, Violets are the pits, Lift up your shirt, And show us your tits.Roses are crap, Violets are shit, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit.   Pixie xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What is Valentines day     sweetpetite41<<<< wanders off scratchin her head..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What is Valentines day     sweetpetite41<<<< wanders off scratchin her head..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are red, violets are blue, he did tie me to the bed, and I came til I was through!   Pusscat

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I had heard you'd left, am glad its not true.   Woody

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    roses are red.mellons are green.if i walk backwards,i can see where i beenahahahahahahahahahEarl.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    roses are red...violets are blue...i made some new pics...especially for you...who's a bad boy then, huh...???jose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ROSES R RED! VIOLETS R BLUE!                                                                                                        KISS ME! LICK ME! SUCK ME! FUCK ME!                                                                                            BABE IM HORNY 4 U!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL!   XXX

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    this is great... some of these are fantastic having me in fits of laughter and almost crying :-P I have one to add... and im seriously thinking of using it. I made the last bit up myself, I have to make a honourable mention to Miss_Saturn for the start (hope you don't mind) hehe... If Roses were Black and violets were brown, that has nothing to do with what I have found but roses are red and violets are blue, all i want to say is I Love You!Is it true, can it be, that those three words, actually came from me,But, yes roses are red, and vilots are blue, and all I can I smell, is the sweet sent of you, how would you know, what could be, if you don’t try it once, that I have to agree, so what if roses are red, and violets are blue,you never know who you might meet, or who might meet you, ah but yes we have met, we’ll have to wait and see, what the future may hold, between you and me…     so any help/opinions? back to the drawing board or to the final draft? Clint

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are redViolets are blueI did post a threadto bid all adieuRoses we have lotsviolets we haven't any I read the posts thereand stayed for the manyOur roses are all fragrantin many a hueWill anticipate more posts cumming from the pair of you

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    are blue,violets are red.think i may be colour blindor it might be in my headEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses for Rimming Violets for your Virgina Shove your fingers in there And you'll hear my screams  in China !     mmmm..... now I've made myself horny ! LOL xxx Sat

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    feel blue andmy violets are dead.come to think of it i should have probably watered thembugger.Earl.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ... the way you come from left field... Hugs... Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    GO GIRLS!!! wOo HoO!!!         WHAT WE DOING?  N WHO?                ROSES R RED!   VIOLETS R BLUE!  MY BEAUTIFUL VAGINA! IS WET JUICY 4 U!       ROSES R RED! VIOLETS R BLUE! MY MANS SEXY! U WANNA PLAY TOO?   ROSES R RED! VIOLETS R BLUE! SWEETDREAMS TO ALL OF U!    XXX

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    It's nearly 5am Im feeling blue I'm sitting on RHP Wondering why I'm not dreaming of YOU   The bloody roses won't get out of my head They are all I can think of while I'm in bed I wish the flowers were all dead   Was it something I said ?   I never really liked roses anyway !   ..........   Anyone got any ideas on how I can sleep ???   Well done guys... great poems... we all have a little poetry inside us.   A tired but wide awake Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Those roses so red, circling Saturn's head, mind aching to descend to gently waving kelp, maybe steamy satisfying sex would help, brush those roses from within her mind, many an ache in here could be helped in kind.   Woody

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    HEHEHE!!!   WOO HOO!!! WHAT R WE DOING GIRLS!!! N TO WHO!!!  HEHEHE!!!   I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!  ROSES R RED!!! VIOLETS R BLUE!!!   LOL!!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now open your legs so I can thrust into you! Never mind feeling just the head of my cock, When I'm all the way in you This beds gonna ROCK! We'll fuck hard for hours In a manner of ways, Quick Stalky, call the cops, We've been missing for days. Miss Saturn and I and our dark melted chocky, sorry my dear Trish we'll try and save you a block And as we all climax In a satisfied mess, We realise the poetry Of Saint Valentine is best. So we probably won't send anything written above, But stay with the safe choice For those that we love, The Roses are faded, The Violets are dead, Our relationship's over Because you give crap head! Wow, i'm in a devious mood today....oh well, let it ride, Michael

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    roses are red violets are blue {hands lover a strap on dildo} you can fuck me and then I'll fuck you.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    roses are annoyed   violets are blue   men are all talk   and don't come to screw!     wtf!!!     lolz   sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are redViolets are blueI need a good screwHow about youRoses are reelinViolets are beaminall because of my screaminRose are redViolets are blueA kiss from youGave me the fluxoxoxmumma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Something that just came to his mind then and we had to share... pity he will have to wait til Sunday!   roses are red violets are dead please get on your knees... and give me some head!!!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Roses are red violets are blue When we're together ....   Roses are red violets are blue You make my heart ........   Roses are red viole.....   Ahh fuck it, you want a root ?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Funny as .....CnS..     hahahaha...     huggies   sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx