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Secret mens business - Boring !

June 03 2010

Ok Ladies , I have to tell you secrets mens buiness is boring ! I posted this a little over 24 hours ago in the secret mens business I think its time I put it out to you to answer or suggest something. This is what I posted to the Lads : Oh lord its like a grave yard here ............... yawn .......... this has got to be the most mind numbing forum of them all. I am thinking about how to rev things up around here fellas ... I can't dance ........ not a singer ....... computers arent my thing so cant do anything spec there hmmmmm how to get this place happening .. Those gals have things happening dont they ?? Or am I suppose to be all blokey and stoic and have my hands in my pockets looking down and kicking the ground. "Hey fellas hows about the footy on the weekend....." (grunts, sniff , adjusts , his balls , sniffs again and looks left and right for a beer)...... Anyone .....anyone ......Bueller .....Bueller.... anyone .... So Ladies of RHP how do we do it ????? suggestions anyone ??

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    the only way to fix SMB is to let women in...we'll spruke it up for ya's roxxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    lmfao .... Hate to break it to you Brae.. but in secret men's business... unless its .. you know... real secret men's business..... you arent going to provoke a reply. Just take a look at the hot prostate massage thread for instance. Jeese, some people.. you have to explain everything. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    men are nothing without women. Kisses Meeka BTW - what do you boys write on in SMB?? The best way to please women ???????? Hahahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Of course we're not talking. It's Secret Men's Business.......and we take secrets l to the grave, we're so trustworthy. Unless of course, we come home and the cleaning isn't done. We don't mind talking then, in our sensitive way. And, sometimes, we have to remind our lady that we really don't like her specialty dish of Apricot Chicken. We never have. So we tell her.........just the same way we have every other Friday since we were married 20 years ago. But, hey, we're so sensitive and good with words that we'll even tell the odd porker just to spare her feelings. We don't tell her her ass is big in those jeans, even though she pleads with us to do so. Nope...........the fact that she broke the zipper pulling them on should tell her all she wants to know without us rubbing it in. And of course, we'll complement her on he new do. "Yes, it looks great..........but it'll look even better when it's finished. Maybe even brush it over your face to save on Botox." I love Secret Men's Business.........and the fact that us men can say what we like without women knowing. Hey, there are no women reading this. It IS Secret Men's Business, right????? Guys, please help me. I just can't, for the life of me, understand why I'm divorced. Can you? We're such catches. lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ha ha SMB is sssshhhh. Secret. Lol. That's our shed like that beer add. A few years ago. Lol. There that will make them jealous. It's our tree house. Yay where we can be men. Oh hell how can you spell a fart. Oh. Pphhhththththttttt. Haha. Wheres the next round of beers???? Yay. Fab.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Fab , Gordy , Rox and Meeka many thanxs, YES I have broken ranks it had to be done for "man" kind ! I think we have an idea thou how about a "guest" appearance by one select female a week in MSB to liven things up .... Give us her side of the arguement Tell you , (me) your being ridiculous , or a total tool Or just sledge from the side line ...... oh that right guys that do that not girl huh ??? So Meeka ..... Roxy what say you ..... up for the challange ? Oh crap is this a democracy ? Do we need a vote ..... god I love Autocrat's , so much simpler !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    But I think you may have to get it past all the other dudes!! Maybe you should take a topic from SMB and post on the general forum for a womens point of view.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    im up for that....sounds like great fun roxxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'braedom' Fab , Gordy , Rox and Meeka many thanxs, YES I have broken ranks it had to be done for "man" kind ! I think we have an idea thou how about a "guest" appearance by one select female a week in MSB to liven things up .... Give us her side of the arguement Tell you , (me) your being ridiculous , or a total tool Or just sledge from the side line ...... oh that right guys that do that not girl huh ??? So Meeka ..... Roxy what say you ..... up for the challange ? Oh crap is this a democracy ? Do we need a vote ..... god I love Autocrat's , so much simpler ! OK - lets get the girls to comment on your contribution to SMB.... . oh... we just have. And decided SMB is boring. I for one can live with it... as can RHP - given their concerns about too many posts in a forum (Sydney Drinks Night x 3) - they probably think SMB is a roaring success!