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Sex Stats - Anyone Else?

November 02 2019

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2 years ago Margo suggested we start keeping sex stats, and so I did. Oddly enough, we've found keeping stats, actually a sex diary, helpful to our relationship. Dry patches, hot patches, causes, things to do, not do again. Settling the odd discussion: When was the last time we xxxx? We haven't xxxx'd for ages. Let me check the stats... oh you're right... we should do that soon. You haven't cum for a week... we should do something about that. (No wonder you're grumpy ;) We seem to have been grumpy and distant this month, what's going on? (Hmm, seems we have hardly connected emotionally or sexually this month... why not?) Remember that time we were insatiable, having sex 9 times in 2 days? When was that, what was going on around then... and how do we do that again? We don't just track sex stuff, but write up relationship items as well, in a sex diary. Then tally up numbers each month, after Margo suggested it one night. May 2018 - sitting on the lounge watching TV. Margo: How many times do you reckon we've fucked this year? Alex: Ahh... I don't know, maybe 50? Margo: Hey, we've got a sex diary. Why don't you add it up? Alex: Of course, I can tally up the numbers & put them in a spreadsheet. Margo: That's sooo sexy... a spreadsheet... I'm drenched. Alex: There are few words or concepts in the English language less sexy than 'spreadsheet', but it will be a bit of fun. I'll do it while we're watching TV. Margo: Fun times. We've been keeping the monthly tally every since. Here's our numbers for October 2019. October 2019: Intercourse: 7 Sexy Fun: 7 Oral, manual, makeout - sexy stuff that could/did lead to orgasm. No PIV. Masturbate Solo: Margo 13 Alex 5 Orgasms: Margo 20 Alex 11 Anal: 1 Viagra: 1 Who else has sex stats, and what sort of things do you track?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Never thought of doing it but might be something we may consider in the future

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    PErsonally.... No. I retain memories of experiences, not stats. But I dont judge how others recall their sex lives.

  • SSExplorer

    SSExplorer

    6 years ago

    Haha you guys always bring a smile to our faces. We don’t keep stats but I’ll try and remember....these are approximates... October 2019: Intercourse: ~20 Sexy Fun: ~ many. It no idea, we are always coping a feel as soon as the kids are distracted Oral, manual, makeout - sexy stuff that could/did lead to orgasm. No PIV. Masturbate Solo: Mrs 0 Mr~ 5 Orgasms: Mrs ~20 Mr ~ 25 Anal: 0 Viagra: 0 Unicorn 1 :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'SSExplorer'Unicorn 1 :) If the rest of your stats weren't so impressive... I'd say that's the only one you need ;) Not that it's a competition of course - Alex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' PErsonally.... No. I retain memories of experiences, not stats. But I dont judge how others recall their sex lives. I fully agree with you in theory. What could be less sexy and less spontaneous than keeping a sex diary. What is surprising, now that we have one, is how damn much we forget :( Sure we remember the big ones, the HOLY FUCKING COW, did that just happen sexy times. For every earth shaking memorable experience, there's 5, 10, 30 wonderful experiences that we forget. In the sex diary, we tend to write a little about what happened...sometimes just a couple of lines... sometimes a detailed story that goes for pages. Reading back over all the forgotten experiences is a lot of fun, erotic... and often leads to the creation of new experiences :) Thanks, Alex.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Not something I keep tabs about or even come close thinking of doing and would not like it about me. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Not something I keep tabs about or even come close thinking of doing and would not like it about me. Ms Foxy The thing I LOVE about 'sex' forums, is hearing other views about... well anything. I thought, who wouldn't want to know all about their sex lives... but I get it. A LOT of people would prefer not to know. Just yesterday I read an article which interviewed a few woman, asking why they liked/preferred gay porn to other types. Their answers were logical, made a lot of sense and BLEW MY MIND, as I've never given any thought to gay porn before. Hehe... way to derail a conversation about sex diaries Alex. Anyways, I appreciate opposing points of view, and ideas which are new to me. Thanks, Alex.

  • usnow

    usnow

    6 years ago

    With Margo's solo masturbation stats perhaps Alex needs to pay her a little more attention ?

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    6 years ago

    Would read ..... Monday - NothingTuesday- NadaWednesday - Zip Thursday-Sweet FAFriday- Crickets Saturday - JackshitSunday - Rocks alone in a corner Well at least since around July. Oh I guess there is some occasional sexting and masturbation sessions thrown in but do they really count when you are single? I better make an effort soon or cobwebs will set in.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'usnow' With Margo's solo masturbation stats perhaps Alex needs to pay her a little more attention ? Haha, LOVE it. It's rather ironic that the first time I publicly post sex stats of ours, is the same month Margo is away for a week or so, and discovers for the first time, that she enjoys making herself cum... solo. That is a whole 'nother story, but here's the upshot. In her mid 40's (Oct '19) Margo makes herself cum solo (without me present) for the first time ever. She enjoyed it so much she came again and again while away. She gave herself more orgasms in those few days, than she had given herself in 40yrs. Margo is a changed woman, and I couldn't be happier. I suspect November will return to our regularly scheduled orgasms (which are not regular or scheduled), although I'm more than happy for Margo to cum as much as she wants, with or without me :) Thanks, Alex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'EarthQueen'Sunday - Rocks alone in a corner 'Rocks alone in a corner' is a euphemism for masturbation right :) I suggest either getting busy with yourself more often. As mentioned above, Margo has just got into that after 40yrs, so it's never too late to start. Or, invest in a good moisturising hypoallergenic insect surface spray. That way you won't have cobwebs set in on your sexy lady parts ;) Love, Alex.

  • kisslids

    kisslids

    6 years ago

    Let’s combined sex stats with sports stats Hard ball gets Metres gained or inches lost Handballs Run rate Balls per 100 Gold- came first Silver- comes second Bronze- no one ever remembers who came third Good betting this weekend folks

  • SSExplorer

    SSExplorer

    6 years ago

    Haha last month was a pretty good month for us, I think someone dumped a load of viagra in our water supply as we’ve been at it like rabbits! 😂

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    6 years ago

    Ha ha sage advice. Exciting news!. Sunday night rocking in corner got bumped for making out session with extras. You must have motivated me into action. (Adds 1 to tally sheet) Re. Masturbation I'm on old hand at that (geddit). Im happy that Margo has joined the self pleasure ranks in her 40's. So beneficial to work out what turns you on. Also I think that the solo masturbation is not at all tied in to how much sex you are having as a couple or if she is not satisfied by her partner. It's more about self exploration. As the taco ad says. Why not have both?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'EarthQueen' Ha ha sage advice. Exciting news!. Sunday night rocking in corner got bumped for making out session with extras. You must have motivated me into action. (Adds 1 to tally sheet) Completely agree with you regarding Margo/Masturbation and other M words (Malapropism?). Self discovery in the sex realm is vital and wonderful and I am SOOOOO pleased for my sexy wife Margo. If our sex diary/stats have inspired just one orgasm... they've been worth the billion hours I spent writing and compiling them :) So glad you've moved off nought, time to get even naughtier ;) Love, Alex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    And the replies Alex. Great idea with a sex diary to keep a finger on the pulse so to speak. 😉 No he and I don't have one but we do keep in touch. 😇 Thanks, have a good 'un 🍑 😊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'SSExplorer' Haha last month was a pretty good month for us, I think someone dumped a load of viagra in our water supply as we’ve been at it like rabbits! 😂 Haha, I thought it might be because you sexy people were oogling a certain sexy lady for much of October ;) - Alex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'PeachyPearL' And the replies Alex. Great idea with a sex diary to keep a finger on the pulse so to speak. 😉 No he and I don't have one but we do keep in touch. 😇 Thanks, have a good 'un 🍑 😊 Talking 'finger on the pulse', when I rub a spot just under Margo's urethra... she pulses/contracts ever so slightly. But she can't feel the pulse. Hmmm, the wonders of the human body... female specifically. (Sorry guys, I already have a male body, they're great an all, but I don't find them so interesting :) Anyways, back on topic... I'm having fun on this thread and I'm very glad you are too. Please do 'keep in touch'. Love Alex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'kisslids' Let’s combined sex stats with sports stats Hard ball gets Metres gained or inches lost Handballs Run rate Balls per 100 Gold- came first Silver- comes second Bronze- no one ever remembers who came third Good betting this weekend folks Hehe, there's some value in them there sports sex stats. It certainly might get the men more interested in 'keeping score'... not that we're 'keeping score'. Who came the most this year ;) Thanks, Alex.

  • curiousnhorny05

    curiousnhorny05

    6 years ago

    I can see the benefits of such an exercise. We have kids and all that goes with it, so some weeks it’s pretty quiet. Sometimes my self stats are reflective of how busy we are and also how grumpy I get. Making a point to reconnect is really important. Also making a point to not neglect any part is helpful... sometimes we get caught in the need to have sex we don’t slow it down and enjoy all of it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousnhorny05' I can see the benefits of such an exercise. We have kids and all that goes with it, so some weeks it’s pretty quiet. Sometimes my self stats are reflective of how busy we are and also how grumpy I get. Making a point to reconnect is really important. Also making a point to not neglect any part is helpful... sometimes we get caught in the need to have sex we don’t slow it down and enjoy all of it. Yes, all benefits. We had no idea how beneficial keeping a simple sex/relationship journal could be. We recommend everyone give it a go :) Thanks, Alex & Margo.

  • usrightnow_Again

    usrightnow_Again

    6 years ago

    There were two other threads in the last few years that asked for some stats. We'd never counted how many times we'd had sex, which was from memory, what was being asked. So, we tried working it out, as a bit of fun, and came up with a conservative total, given down time for babies, first four days of periods, illness, et cetera. We posted that figure in both threads, however, it seems many others had Much lower figures than ours, not a bad thing, just made us a little self-conscious, I guess. . In filling out that ABC Australia Talks survey, yet again, it seems we're getting more than our fair share of sex. Even at 51 and 50, we still usually have sex at least once a day, unless ill health or something intervenes and that's after over 30years together. We rarely masturbate solo, we'd both be able to count those on the fingers of one hand, maybe the amount of sex we have means we don't masturbate solo as much? . Your stats, Alex4Margo, seem quite detailed and although I'm one for lists, I've not made one up like that. It's interesting to see possible connections when the frequency drops to other aspects of life. Without going back up to the top of the page, I think yours included things like anal, Mrs. urn. isn't a fan, have never used Viagra, usually both orgasm each time at least once. I guess, sometimes we forget what it's like to have extended dry spells and the pressure that then can place on sex when it does happen. Interesting topic. . Mr. urn. .

  • D_Light

    D_Light

    6 years ago

    My Bestie who I can't convince that her somewhat passionate need for sexual tension relief or overzealous appetite to fuck is not on RHP (Scared in fact of what may become) has been doing this for years with all her past and now relationship free has every Tinder conquest logged into her personal yet complex matrix that starts of the need to score 8 or higher out of 10 to even score with her and then day date time & another matrix designed to swipe left the none conformers or help show how much they put in to secure her... this is a complex tangle box in so many proportions. I got to view it and I love stats and data and all the op posted was & has always been in my analytical head. But once I viewed hers I simply pushed it away saddened … For in the pages of subject names I could not see for the life of me 1 particular name..... Yep Mine! and so my head said to meA. missed the cut of of 8, why?B. maybe there's another page missing, no you know your not thereC. my 16 years partnership with this girl according to stats across all Data registers a 0, naught, nothing, zilchD. now I need to think and use this data as it should be upon here and her web. I without hesitation politely excused my interest in her data and scrubbed all this memory to now about it and encourage you all to, by all means do these things but believe foremost what your partnership is, has and mean to you and not be trapped or controlled by such information to loose the key core values of your union. She is my best friend and know my complete novel and allows me to be me and not a lot of people will do these traits that's her value to me along with the hope that one day, real soon, I can overcome morpheous like Neo & beat this Matrix of hers and get her amongst you all..... (you all thought I was going to go somewhere else then...) that too hahaha Here it's sharing and caring and spreading the love and adventures and education and to seek out new things and pleasures to boldly go where ever makes you happy not bogged down on nots and past, wank together and with friends online or phone or as a group at one of our parties and enjoy ea others glee, solo sux!!! P.S. only 1 stat matters for me & that's the one that has the most weekly success that has who as 1 or 2..... cause I had no chance in my last combatant for nearly 4 years... sensei xx my Bi Sexuality and couples play has me data clear advantage and I have no prerequisits no inhibitors no definite factors and this alone proves quantity I agree but I would have missed all the amazing quality discovered and cherished that makes me happy and all its value. I thank all for that I refer to.. xxxx who wants to cam and get a wanking comp going??? ill be there jiffy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    81−−√4(cos((π2)+2π⋅24)+isin((π2)+2π⋅24))= -3

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    All the best with things. 🍑 xo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Was with my ex since 16 split up 2yrs ago and I still haven't had any yet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Due to the nature of my at home “sex life”, I do track to some degree the response each day when I ask for sex. It helps when presenting my case that more action is needed. But I just use an ovulation app which allows for a heart icon if you can actually manage to get some, and notes for the multitude of reasons I might get for “no thanks.” Where there’s sex there’s orgasms and where there’s oxygen or it’s a day ending in Y Cc is masturbating.

  • 86Jasindy

    86Jasindy

    6 years ago

    Oh my I thought it was just us!! Thank you for making me realise we are not the only ones 😊 My partner and I started counting as we both came from relatively sexless marriages. Then in 2018 we kept a sex diary. We made out too 547 that year! This year we moved house and packed it somewhere, so the diary isn't continuing at present but we probably will next year

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Keep a diary but I wish I had, I am forgetting their names now and it makes me feel guilty, but it is fun when a hot memory pops in for a visit. 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Like most I keep a "game score" but not a stats. I can see how this could really spark a CPLs interest in each other. I can only imagine the end of week stats review may be the start of the following weeks stats :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Dear Alex and Margo Number of validations = 0 Number of verifications = 0 Chances of being a genuine couple = 0

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Aww shit! Dragon and I have no validations or verifications, does this mean we also have zero chance of being a real couple? 😂 well shit, that must have been one hell of an acid trip, it felt incredibly real 😳😫 Ms (apparently single) Phoenix.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Not surprisingly, has none of the above because their profile has been deleted. 😂 So I'm curious about how you established those details... 😮 🍑 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Using your logic and looking at yours and their profiles through the mobile app, you look exactly the same... Does that mean the secret here is that you're not a couple at all?! Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Earth queen your stats are the same as mine

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Earth queen my stats are the same as yours

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    It’s a small list