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Sex at your workplace

January 18 2021

Who’s guilty of this? Share your stories.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Does it count if someone else's workplace?

  • SpicyKale

    SpicyKale

    5 years ago

    I've found cum stains, pubic hair and hand prints on a board room table! No idea on the culprits, but the mind did go to some very bad places😋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I met my ex when we both worked on an oil rig.

  • nightingale8

    nightingale8

    5 years ago

    I met my partner at work 10 years ago. Even though we never actually worked together there were the occasional times together in the office just minutes before clients came to the door. I still remember trying to keep a straight face with cum dripping into my undies. We used to giggle together afterward like little idiots

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I had a wank in one of the work vans in a Coles carpark when I was on nights. Does that count?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I had an awesome experience at work. Got a bit flirty with one of more mature office girls. She came straight out and said, after a few weeks of this, are we going to fuck or what? After i picked my jaw up we most certainly did have quite a good time, multiple times in the office and lunch room.... ahhhh memories

  • The_kiss

    The_kiss

    5 years ago

    YEP :) and I'll leave it at that .....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Had a ffm in a office that was part of a medical centre in the city. Was just after lunch my female friend and I turned up at the agreed time. My then partner showed us to his office and the rest I will leave up to your imagination. 😜

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    5 years ago

    Guilty your honour. Bless me father for I have sinned. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Definitely yes, lead to some very naughty times on the desk, on the chair, once put my arse on the ink pad by accident 😂

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    5 years ago

    Yes ... guilty as charged ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    ✋. Totally guilty. Meetings with your boss seem so much more tolerable when u know u have fucked someone on his desk 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    A mate and his partner coined the term noonies during working from home in March April last year. Does that count? A better pick me up then an afternoon coffee he said. It must have been good after just having their first baby earlier this month.

  • Champagne333

    Champagne333

    5 years ago

    Not my workplace but my current partners... we were having an affair and she was in retail, I’d go in and she put a “back in 10 minutes” sign up and I’d bend her over in the back room

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    All the time! We call'em a farmers lunch, a drink of water and a fuck!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    I had a plumber come over a little while ago and he was hot as fuck.... I was fully dressed and not wearing anything sexy but he sent his apprentice down to the plumbing supplies which was about half an hour drive and I summoned some courage up and told him how hot he was and next thing we fucking for the next 25 to 30 minutes in my bathroom and bedroom It’s was really fucking hot

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    There have been many rumours at my workplace, particularly as we must be staffed 24/7... There's always certain hotspots where all the action happens... But I used to work with my ex, and the first night shift we were on together we had to cross that off the bucket list.... bent her over the desk and away we went. Exciting but nerve-wracking as well trying to listen out if anybody was coming...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Nope, but some sexual tension and an awkward moment. I've been retraining for a year or more, for a retirement career, and am now doing work experience placement. There were four of us getting the induction and initial training, the training room doubles as a staff kitchen and fridge area. I was sitting opposite the door when staff started coming in to get their drinks and food out of the fridge. The door opened and I made eye contact with the woman who was coming in, we locked eyes fro a split second and I quickly realised we had viewed each other's profiles online. I'm not a gambler but I'd bet my left nut she recognised me too, she made her drink, grabbed her food and left. There's no need to find her profile and block it as she appears to have already done so. I'll just have to be the perfect gentleman from now on! There were a few chocolates on the table and jar with, what I thought were tea bags in it, I was wondering what a banana flavoured tea might be like when another student commented that the jar contained condoms. I think I'd prefer the berry flavoured ones, enough said.