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Sex injuries

November 24 2016

Here's a topic which I think should be amusing. What sort of sex injury have you had? I strained a hamstring taking my jeans off too quickly. That's right. Did a hamstring taking my jeans off. I also once worked with a guy who told me about the time he was doing his gf from behind and during some very rigorous thrusting he missed and thrust his cock into her arse cheek. He said to me "man I thought I broke my dick!" The way he described the pain it was as if he'd been pile driving his penis into a block of granite! So what stories do you guys have? If you needed medical treatment how did you explain it? I'm sure there's some amusing stories to be shared - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Only one injury but it took a long time to heal, mainly because it didn't have time to, I was having sex just about every day at that point 👌😊 I hooked up with a very well endowed guy, I won't embarrass him, we're still friends, talk on occasion, but huge. Anyway, my body was up in the air with my legs around him and he was fucking me but because of his size, I couldn't take it all and locked my legs in place to try to stop him going too deep, and pulled a muscle or two lol 😎 had I then just refrained from having sex, it would have healed quickly but this was when I was fresh meat and I was a busy girl 😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Cramp, which I'm sure we've all got had in the moment, sure is a party killer

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    cramped up in my legs from awkward positions held too long.Only ever suffered carpet/rug burn once and never did that again!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My ex bf at the time... OMG week we had lots of sex and in between he admitted that he was wanking quite hard cos we didn't live close and when we had sex after all that... the skin on his dick was rubbing off and really sore... :( we googled it and apparently is a form of broken dick too. Ouch. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ... I was a young 'un, my girlfriend and I were in the throes of it with all the energy, enthusiasm and inexperience of teenagers, decided to change positions, obviously didn't want to withdraw (whoever does?) so my girlfriend wrapped her dancer's legs around my lower chest and flipped us, cracking one of my ribs. Like troopers we tried to persevere, but even inhaling was agony, so we had to stop.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Like a wounded soldier determined to complete his mission you just soldiered on didn't you? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...I thought in my sleep that I was alone and at home so rolled over? One broken fibula later ... well you explain to the hospital.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well the odd cramp, and I've looked injured a few times with blood on my dick but it s always proved to have other origins! Oh and my ego has been bruised occasionally.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...I had sex with a broken back once. Emergency hadn't scanned the Xray thoroughly enough and sent me home with a couple of panadol. I was in agony and could hardly walk, but they were adamant I was fine. I went to my girlfriend's place because I wanted someone to fuss over me and tolerate me being miserable even though there was nothing wrong, which she did (with her tongue quite heavily in her cheek), and all things being equal we ended up fucking. I wouldn't say it was good sex, I could hardly move, but we got through it. Two days later the hospital called, said they'd gone over the Xray again and my T-12 vertebra was fractured. They said to make my way carefully back to hospital and not to make any sudden moves...

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    9 years ago

    My then GF laid over this big slanting rock ledge and we went for it.. Next minute , she complained her legs felt numb. I got off and tryed to help her stand up and she fell in a heap on the ground. Picked her up , but down she went again. My body weight had cut the circulation in her legs.. We were laughing so much , the sex went by the wayside.. lol

  • BacioCouple

    BacioCouple

    9 years ago

    I did have a friend who dislocated their knee whilst having sex on a waterbed..... her b/f was highly embarrassed to come and get help to get her off the bed and dressed .....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When I was a teenager, like around 14-15, I'd been masturbating in the dark at night using a cigarette lighter to see as I didn't want to have my bedroom light on. I have no idea why I thought it'd be interesting to feel the warmth of the metal on my shaft, but I tried it and instantly regretted it/ burnt myself - just didn't think it would be that hot...dumb ass... Nothing more than a small red spot and a bit sensitive for about a week.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So far has to be the cigarette lighter story. I can almost guarantee that won't be tried again by anyone ever haha 😃 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I used to live in a big share house, it was an old place with those thin walls. My house mate was in with a girl, sounded like they were having a great time until we heard a bang/ crack sound and he came running out. He had been taking her from behind and gave her a big thrust, she flew head first off the bed into the wall, putting a big hole in the wall and was knocked out. We had to take her to the hospital, it was great watching them explain it. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Funny stuff. I've told this before but when I was young, sometime last century 😕 rolled over in my sleep and swung my arm over and punched my bf in the face. Oops he woke up with a fright and a blood nose, and not happy 😁😎 not during sex but sex wasn't on offer after that 😂😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Broke his Magnum. Had to be operated on and lost half an inch. Left a 4" scar running down his shaft. Me...... no real injuries apart from the proverbial "I cant sit for a few days". 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • cbdlivin

    cbdlivin

    9 years ago

    I have had a few injuries over the years, minor tear of hamstring during a DP with a lovely woman, did not let it stop me but I think I aggravated the injury. Minor muscle pulls in groin from a little too much trying for that really amazing position. My hand was slightly out of use for a couple of days after a fisting where the woman grabbed my wrist and rode my fist on her first ever fisting.....I lost feeling in my hand with her orgasms being a little on the fist squeezing kind.... Funniest was I was going for a lunch time meet from work to a hotel, crossing the road I tore my calf muscle, so I had to message I was running 10 minutes late, tore into a Dr's and got strapped up just to keep me going for lunch...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So I think the thing I have learnt from this forum is we should all have a good stretch before "taking the field" 😁. Gotta look after those muscles! 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I had an ex, who after a long work trip away came home and sneaked into my bed in the early hours of morning...after hours of hot passionate sex, I grabbed his head a little too vigorously and slammed it into the wooden bed head and cracked his nose. Although it was obviously painful it didn't stop him, It was only with the break of day that we actually saw the damage...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Torn frenulum.. Banjo string. Blood everywhere..but had an awesome time and laugh..heals quickly.. I can't believe that no one else on here has torn theirs - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    When I was younger tore my Bfs foreskin from not using lube and going a bit hard at it. Lots of blood and a bit scary but it healed quickly and he lived to play another day.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I got a big blister under my foreskin once from prolonged activity desperately trying to cum while under the care of antidepressants, didn't happen but now I'm scarred ! The only other casualty has been my ego.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I've had received a really bad BJ from a random drunk girl. I couldn't feel anything after that for the whole night and I wasn't able to get a hard on. - Posted from rhpmobile