M48
Smooth...
January 02 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sure this thread is rhetoric isn't it??
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RHP User
13 years ago
HAHA
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RHP User
13 years ago
No, it's actually a genuine attempt to find out some information.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey!...easy on...Us hairy assed blokes need lovin' too! lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Monet was a hairy arsed bastard ... but he went blind eventually ... so he didn't see it ....
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RHP User
13 years ago
paint me x
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RHP User
13 years ago
And put it on the front Magnum PI style... If you can rock the mo too, you would be truly awesome !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well well it's the awesome duo. *roll eyes* Hey shit, (PMSL) I think exfoliating and keeping your back moisturised to help minimize any ingrown hairs. Not sure how you would do that? 360 spins on the carpet perhaps. :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
Get some duct tape, a back scratcher, and a brand-new razor. I prefer the Mach 3's, but whatever floats your boat. Tape the razor to the back scratcher, and set it aside.Take a can of shaving cream or gel, and spray it all over your bathroom floor. Roll around in it, ensuring your back is fully covered, then clean your floor. (This needs to be done to ensure the final step works properly.)Once you've done that, it's just a matter of shaving your back with the back scratcher/razor combo.Finally, grab a roll of dunny paper, tear it into little squares, then sprinkle it over your bathroom floor. Roll around in it until all the little cuts are covered, a la Norman Gunston's face.Another Manly_McHardon beauty tip.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I can only giggle....why not leave the hair????? But then you wouldnt need to write and ask on the forum....wouldnt you
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RHP User
13 years ago
do not listen to those mockers,ask a female friend where she goes for her waxing,and then talk to the professionals about the process and aftercare. Of course the reason those men are mocking you, is because they know a bald head and hairy back are signs of uber testosterone...jealousy is such a curse fellas
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' do not listen to those mockers,ask a female friend where she goes for her waxing,and then talk to the professionals about the process and aftercare. Of course the reason those men are mocking you, is because they know a bald head and hairy back are signs of uber testosterone...jealousy is such a curse fellas Try to help out a fellow man, and you're accused of mocking! Whatever is the world coming to?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Crop circles or a target for meekas strap on?? :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Geez guys, give the guy a break. Long term waxing will leave you with side effects like ingrown hairs if you don't exfoliate properly (I suggest a loofah sponge that's a little more abrasive, not one of those soft sponges that feel like a dish washing sponge). But if the hair is particularly difficult in terms of thickness and growth, I'd suggest going in for laser hair removal. Do your research before you do, and you need to take care of keeping your back out of the sun for two weeks pre and post appointments, but the long term effects are worth it.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I took some of what Mr McHardon suggested and simplified it (as I am a simple being). My process involved double sided tape and a wall. I may now have scarring because of my methods but hey, if you never try things...... As far as the mockery is concerned, I think the 2 blokes in the first couple of comments are as Meeka described, an "awesome duo". I agree. They work well together. Kind of like Batman and Robin. It's also pretty cute how Ghostbusters (now known as Robin to me) calls Mischeviouslad (Batman) "ML". Nawwww.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Your best bet is to contact a beauty clinic. Apparently a lot of guys use them so there is no need to feel embarrassed. A lot of cyclists shave their legs and males use clinics because they are not really sure how to do it correctly. Also have a look online there will be heaps of things you'll be able to find out.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I hope this doesn't get messy ... Am feeling some cranky growly faces happening. Guess where I like to put a cranky growly face? ( o )( o ) or Y. :-) Play nice in the sandpit please- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
For some reason I am thinking of a piece by Horst Jankowski my mind takes me to strange places...For the record it was number 1 on Radio goodies...2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,& 10 as well OMG I am so old.
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RHP User
13 years ago
OP,I go to a lady at my local barber who does the manzillion for me.After care is usually just a rub with some warm body oil, if its sensitive stay out of chlorine pools and the ocean on the day that it's done, though doesn't bother me.If you are quite hairy it may look odd where the forrest ends and the desert starts ! But it will grow back if you don't like it so no big stress.I get done every six weeks because I am not that hairy in general, but the usual is monthly.I have heard of guys using products like Nair to remove hair but it can burn and I would rather use wax than chemical anyday !Hope this helps.RR
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thanks kindly for the info RR. I'm guessing you get used to the pain huh?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'shitusername' Thanks kindly for the info RR. I'm guessing you get used to the pain huh? let's just say no matter how gorgeous she is and how erotic it feels when the wax goes on, when it comes off, all erotic thought evaporates in a flash !pmsl, man up, you'll be fine, and then there is the soothing oil rub at the end !
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RHP User
13 years ago
How many women on here are turned on by a couple of losers butting shit on a descent bloke asking an honest question??? Anyone getting a tingly pussy??? Mr.shit , good on ya for having the balls to ask this kind of question. Also for not lowering yourself to their pathetic level. In saying that, if you wanted to lower yourself, just for a little bit. You could ask GB to put his face pic back on. (He took it off after someone put shit on him for having a miniature grand cannon between his teeth.) poor baby If you were really immature you could ask him to smile cause you have a few kitchen knifes that need sharpening. Then again if you did that you would be just as a big loser as he is! It's a tough one.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'shitusername'Thanks kindly for the info RR. I'm guessing you get used to the pain huh? the TV show was the Googies...the song was a walk in the black forrest lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Back, crack AND sack....
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RHP User
13 years ago
And they reckon us women are bitchy, tut tut guys.
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RHP User
13 years ago
We're not bitching, this is just like a session down the pub huh boys? Haha It's all good :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'shitusername' We're not bitching, this is just like a session down the pub huh boys? Haha It's all good :) I'll have a pint, thanks..
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm more than just a pretty face...you should see the magic I do with pencils :D
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RHP User
13 years ago
AMEN....nothing wrong with a bit fun sledging.. :D
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye..... from one of Ghostbuster's sharpened pencils lol.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'LoveCurvie' For some reason I am thinking of a piece by Horst Jankowski my mind takes me to strange places...For the record it was number 1 on Radio goodies...2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,& 10 as well OMG I am so old. WTF LoveCurvie yours truely Opps to explain this hirsute thread made me think of the piece of Music A Walk in the Black Forrest...which was a feature episode of the Goodies unfortunately they only had one record on the show so it was played over and over again ad nausium...much like...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'LoveCurvie' Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'LoveCurvie' For some reason I am thinking of a piece by Horst Jankowski my mind takes me to strange places...For the record it was number 1 on Radio goodies...2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,& 10 as well OMG I am so old. WTF LoveCurvie yours truely Opps to explain this hirsute thread made me think of the piece of Music A Walk in the Black Forrest...which was a feature episode of the Goodies unfortunately they only had one record on the show so it was played over and over again ad nausium...much like... I think it was lost on everyone sorry. As far as the bar order goes, I bet you all want a fuckin lift home too!? Going to have to start drinking again I think.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'shitusername' I think it was lost on everyone sorry. . i can get obscure sometimes It is like the Bill and Boyd Comment on one of your other htreads no one has figured that out as yet :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'shitusername' Quoting 'LoveCurvie' Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'LoveCurvie' For some reason I am thinking of a piece by Horst Jankowski my mind takes me to strange places...For the record it was number 1 on Radio goodies...2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,& 10 as well OMG I am so old. WTF LoveCurvie yours truely Opps to explain this hirsute thread made me think of the piece of Music A Walk in the Black Forrest...which was a feature episode of the Goodies unfortunately they only had one record on the show so it was played over and over again ad nausium...much like... I think it was lost on everyone sorry. As far as the bar order goes, I bet you all want a fuckin lift home too!? Going to have to start drinking again I think. I'll just sleep here on the footpath. Still waiting for my pint, though..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Send me a message and I'll give you the name of someone in brassy that knows what they are doing for you.
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RHP User
13 years ago
completely smooth guys is the way to go all the way
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi shitusername (oh that felt weird lol!) A good question, good on you for posting. You've been given some great advice from a couple of members. Mr FL went to the beautician I go to firstly and now he's comfortable going to others. I guess when you've been getting your bits and pieces waxed for nearly 30 years you become a little blasé about it. Waxing still hurts me though, but I know what to expect and it doesn't last long. My tips would be for you to find somewhere that actively promotes that they look after men as well as women. Get yourself a good back loofah and some body scrub and exfoliate your back daily up until the day before you get waxed. If any of the hair is fairly long it is much better if it is trimmed with scissors first. Long hair can be quite painful when it's ripped out. During your appointment just try and relax as much as possible, I know that sounds hard but if you've got a happy place in your mind .... try and go to it lol! The technician will do everything they can to minimise pain, but it is much better if they are working with relaxed skin rather than bunched up tense muscles. Make sure you've had plenty of water to drink too. After they have finished they will rub a lotion into your back which removes any residual wax and cleans the waxed area. Don't be surprised if you have some bruising or bleeding. It doesn't happen often to "normal" people but if it does happen at least you know it's just a part of waxing (I always bruise and have had some bleeding, just my skin, doesn't matter who waxes me). They may stock a product that they recommend to use on your waxed skin to prevent ingrown hairs, if not, have a look in a pharmacy in the waxing products section, Mr FL uses a Caron product. We actually wax each other now! Was a big step but one we're glad we took. We just use Waxaway Warm Wax and then the Caron after waxing lotion. For us it was partly for convenience and partly to save money. If I had unlimited funds I would definitely investigate laser treatment or get everything waxed regularly! Unfortunately the mortgage comes first! As far as I know the biggest problem for guys after back waxing is ingrown hairs which can become very painful, so using a product designed to reduce the risk of them and also exfoliating your back regularly will go a long way to help. I think once you've had it done you will become addicted! Good luck, you'll have to post and let us know how you go! Who knows what bits you'll get waxed next!! Mrs FL xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wow, some good in Quoting 'ForeverLovers' Hi shitusername (oh that felt weird lol!) A good question, good on you for posting. You've been given some great advice from a couple of members. Mr FL went to the beautician I go to firstly and now he's comfortable going to others. I guess when you've been getting your bits and pieces waxed for nearly 30 years you become a little blasé about it. Waxing still hurts me though, but I know what to expect and it doesn't last long. My tips would be for you to find somewhere that actively promotes that they look after men as well as women. Get yourself a good back loofah and some body scrub and exfoliate your back daily up until the day before you get waxed. If any of the hair is fairly long it is much better if it is trimmed with scissors first. Long hair can be quite painful when it's ripped out. During your appointment just try and relax as much as possible, I know that sounds hard but if you've got a happy place in your mind .... try and go to it lol! The technician will do everything they can to minimise pain, but it is much better if they are working with relaxed skin rather than bunched up tense muscles. Make sure you've had plenty of water to drink too. After they have finished they will rub a lotion into your back which removes any residual wax and cleans the waxed area. Don't be surprised if you have some bruising or bleeding. It doesn't happen often to "normal" people but if it does happen at least you know it's just a part of waxing (I always bruise and have had some bleeding, just my skin, doesn't matter who waxes me). They may stock a product that they recommend to use on your waxed skin to prevent ingrown hairs, if not, have a look in a pharmacy in the waxing products section, Mr FL uses a Caron product. We actually wax each other now! Was a big step but one we're glad we took. We just use Waxaway Warm Wax and then the Caron after waxing lotion. For us it was partly for convenience and partly to save money. If I had unlimited funds I would definitely investigate laser treatment or get everything waxed regularly! Unfortunately the mortgage comes first! As far as I know the biggest problem for guys after back waxing is ingrown hairs which can become very painful, so using a product designed to reduce the risk of them and also exfoliating your back regularly will go a long way to help. I think once you've had it done you will become addicted! Good luck, you'll have to post and let us know how you go! Who knows what bits you'll get waxed next!! Mrs FL xxx Wow, some great info there! The ingrown hair is a big concern for me. I have a back tattoo ( which will get covered anyway ) so maybe I should get laser? But even laser isn't permanent? I'm not too afraid or ashamed to ask about this topic. I don't like the hair on my back and one day will have a full back tattoo so the hair might not be noticed anyway but I like the feeling when people in the past have used my clippers on me. Shit, I sound like show dog! (cue anyone who wants free ammo) I have a place in mind to go to :) Thanks again!
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RHP User
13 years ago
i was really impressed there for a minute while my eyes focussed Mr Mischievious....I thought you were giving tender caresses to the back of a naked gild suspended with her lovely long blonde locks spilling down.......Then i realised it was a dinosaur...the right way up.....it is a dinosaur isnt it ??? done see many of them these days......almost as exciting as a naked lady suspended....ones probably more fun to play with tho....so what was the topic ?? waxing....take a stick....youll need it and its gonna be a real bitch itchy when it grows back ...then there is the stage when you will feel like you are sleeping on a bed on nails i guess being your back.....when it gets to that stubbly stage..like a 2 day bearda guy on holidays took his t shirt off and this fuzz sprang out all over him...swear it had hydraulics....made hime twice his size...hed need a branch to bite down on.....strange how we never like what we have....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lol....you're a funny man...but I will gladly be the first to be tortured, just as soon as the tow truck arrives to remove your postman bike from my Grand Canyon :p. lol we could so do the 40 year old virgin amateur clip for those and have us both go through it :). Just for the laughs it would incite.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You could hold each others hands !
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RHP User
13 years ago
....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Here's your homework....go watch a movie called 40 year old virgin. You'll click straight away
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RHP User
13 years ago
But I fucking loved The Goodies, it's not just you old dudes who remember it :P xx Sarah P.S. I'll wax it for you, I don't have a beauticians cert but I had a blast 'grooming' my sub/puppy's sac & crack, it was a lot easier after I tied him down tho... Hehehe
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RHP User
13 years ago
its hard to be hairy...when you have a hairdresser/beautician for a wife.... she's always wanting to wax/shave/pluck something...anything, even if it doesnt need it....lol.
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Lifes_great
13 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel'its hard to be hairy...when you have a hairdresser/beautician for a wife.... she's always wanting to wax/shave/pluck something...anything, even if it doesnt need it....lol. I have visions of you as one of those Mexican Hairless cats.......
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' its hard to be hairy...when you have a hairdresser/beautician for a wife.... she's always wanting to wax/shave/pluck something...anything, even if it doesnt need it....lol. And you love it !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Lifes_great' Quoting 'mikeandshel'its hard to be hairy...when you have a hairdresser/beautician for a wife.... she's always wanting to wax/shave/pluck something...anything, even if it doesnt need it....lol. I have visions of you as one of those Mexican Hairless cats....... is that a 'good' thing? i hope so, lol.........
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' Quoting 'mikeandshel' its hard to be hairy...when you have a hairdresser/beautician for a wife.... she's always wanting to wax/shave/pluck something...anything, even if it doesnt need it....lol. And you love it ! every damned second of it lol..... except...when she says 'bend over'......and something starts to 'buzz'.....theres this little 'panic' that rushes over me lol.....
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