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Squelch squelch.....
November 12 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
cant beleive someone posted this topic! ur sure to get sum laughs out of this one! lol but im gonna add my experience in anywayz i myself am highly mortified wen this happens also !! i wud like to go in2 more detail about one of my experiences but im not sure if i want sum rhpers to know about it HAHAHAHA
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yep... I love the unmistakable sounds of sex...it's just not prpper going down unless I hear munching noises... and it's all part of the fun and so is the occasional *slap* "ooops wrong hole"... hehe. Yeah... I'm norty but I like to be slapped around sometimes. :p Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sonsie....there is nothing more erotic or more of a turn on that hearing your lover make any sort of noises.....a fanny fart, a squelching pussy as you slide in and out..perhaps a bit more vigourously than you should....it is all good.....to know my lover is open to me and for me and is so aroused.....wow...what greater compliment could there be.....Stu
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sonsie...good post. No doubt this post will make much noise and ado. I love the hear that wet squelching pussy sound and fanny farts are most welcome. Slurping on a cock is also encouraged. Hotasice....come a babe...tell us or I will send over Gazz to smak your bottom until you make noises. Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awesome sex noises.. don't you just love them learn to burp apparently that works.. hehehe.. lol Kate x
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RHP User
16 years ago
From the responses so far, it seems my 'source' was right and I was wrong! (Another one for the books BWAHAHAHA). Stu, I never thought it would be taken as a compliment! I'll still find it embarrassing LOL
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Grab each cheek of your mouth,with a pinching motion.....That's mouth GAZ...I watching you ...!.........and pull out with your mouth closed, repeat several times ......Now Is that the noise we are talking about.......??....lol I havn't done that since school... If that is the noise you are talking about, that's a good noise.....! Plus...The only noises guys don't want to hear is......is it in yet......?........Are you finished yet ..?.lol Love and peace Tam
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Grab each cheek of your mouth,with a pinching motion.....That's mouth GAZ...I watching you ...!.........and pull out with your mouth closed, repeat several times ......Now Is that the noise we are talking about.......??....lol I havn't done that since school... If that is the noise you are talking about, that's a good noise.....! Plus...The only noises guys don't want to hear is......is it in yet......?........Are you finished yet ..?.lol Love and peace Tam
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh yes it happens to those of us that havent had kids too! Got to laugh at it!!! Pusscat
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RHP User
16 years ago
I got totally waxed last night, and now when I run I can hear my balls slapping somewhere lmao. I am gonna have to walk really slow so nobody finds out.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i often really quite like the squelching noises that come with sex ;) somehow makes it seem a little dirtier to me, as it usually indicates that the girl is really wet ;-) fanny farts aren't the most attractive of noises... but I've learnt to not to worry and just ignore it lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahahaha well then thank fuk i ddnt share my little experience on here with u attending to these forums! LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahahah princess you know you can share anything with me ;-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Don't worry about a bit of ball slapping noises...they probably turn us girls on as much as our squelching does to guys ;) Good on you for getting a full wax! Hotas...you know we all wanna hear the story :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
nothin' worse than fucking doggy and the guy deciding to stick it in stick it out stick it in stick it out. Then as if feeling like your arse is going to levitate with the amount of air they just pushed in there, they then decided to do some of that not quite in and out thrusting and you let out a massive gooey fanny fart. Seriously, it sucks. there is nothing pleasant in fanny farting from my side of things. but what i love most is then that little second of thought, was that her or me? and where did it come from?. Last time it happened i turned around looked disgusted and loudly said "you couldnt hold it for two minutes, thats revolting!" and left the room giggling to myself (happened at a swingers club so i had to make him embaressed). but as for the noise of thrusting into warm goo, kinda sounds like when you shake a bottle of pancake mix or something. Awersome! Oh and for the record, no kids, super tight (my gyno now uses a metal speculum as i broke the plastic one (it was cold and i clenched slightly)). and still ewwie sloppy noises
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RHP User
16 years ago
that guy sounds like a rude, self absorbed arse.. more interested in his own pleasure then mutal enjoyment, I wouldnt take any notice of him. As to the noises of sex, well they only natural and speaking for myself i enjoy hearing them and also all the wet sticky fun that comes with them, usually means your extremely aroused and there is nothing better then mutual satisfaction...
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL Em...I'm going to have to remember that one! Trish....I agree with newy - A wanker like that doesn't deserve your sexy goodness hon. What a toss pot! All in all guys, I think I will make an effort not to be so mortified....but I think it will be a while before I stop giggling and actually start enjoying them =P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Should have told the wanker that this only happens to blokes with small cocks. I dont think it is true but not a bad come back when he is talking about the size of your pussy. Don't ever think of getting your pussy renovated as I for one love a big juicy wet pussy. But then again I like all pussys. Girls fanny fart all you like and be proud of it, it only means you are nice and wet and enjoying the sex. I am very sure us blokes love it. I do for sure.
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RHP User
16 years ago
hey trish, the jerk, and yes i mean jerk that said you should get fixed is just that, a f%%^#g jerk i think a more appropriate reason he was asking for little tight fanny may just lie in the size of his penis and not the size of what he was putting it into ( OR NOT ), your normal sweetie so ignore, and people as for noises during sex their all good except when we guys have to let out a fart during sex and we can't do it quietly, now that's embarressing
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RHP User
16 years ago
looking through responses to this post, clicking on photos, just saw a man's tatt in his profile ALSO turn up in one of the chics's profile pics ... ahhhh the plot thickens :D
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Sonsie, Am with you on all fronts...I almost go 'nuclear' if anything untoward 'slips' out....gotta learn to relax & laugh more!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just relax and go with the flow and learn to enjoyciao Hermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yes...they are very subtle aren't they, the cheeky monkeys ;) Oh MzJ....'mortification personified' is EXACTLY it! Lucky I'm already a *giggle*er....I just need to learn to breathe LOL. Hermes...easy for you to say, you're not the one making weird noises *hehehehe* =P
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RHP User
16 years ago
whatever...ffs...it is part of YOU...i think fanny farts are quite funny...cracks me up, makes me laugh...giggling now...though a guy has ta be careful...when a girl is down their licking and sucking away...mmmmm....and suddenly ya gotta let fly...well...a dutch oven is no fun ya know...jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Damn! Jose'!! Just when ya think it's safe to engage in mungin out on the mamba You just has to throw in the dutch oven!! As if it isn't hard enough to locate a bonk buddy now I gotta add the following to my growing list of pre sex questionnaire 'so...do you eat fart inducing food before sex?' 'so...your thoughts on female body noises during sex?" Geez.... (lololol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Squelches are good. It's the "donk donk donk" of a girls head hitting a wall every time you thrust which is the one you should try to avoid :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
please feel free to add to this, but i have found doggie to be the position most conducive for fanny farting. whilst it isnt the most pleasant sound, it doesnt turn me off. a bit of a giggle never hurt a hot passionate moment for me. but yes, i have found that most ladies dont exactly revel in their fanny farting. i wonder if there are fanny fart fetishists out there that can share their experiences?(or maybe some sound files, hehe) you know what they say, there's a bum for every seat!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am a fan of wet squelchy pussy noises, Nothing sexier that a warm wet willing juicy pussy and the noises just mean every thing is warmed up and sexy as it should be. I might flinch a bit if a fanny fart hits me in the face......but it would only cause a smile and a momentary pause in proceedings . Ladies be proud of your juicy pussies !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Music to my earsOh just remembered what's the the most sensitive part of your body when masturbateing?Your ears hahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
not my ears. i live alone. so i can masturbate with reckless abandon.... not that i'm trying to paint a picture for anyone. exit, stage left
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahhahaha...naaa...never had a fanny fart since my 20's.... huggies sweetpetite41<
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not a problem from my perspective...is a sign that someone is really turned on and hopefully enjoying themselves. Personally I love a wet pussy and the squelch and odd fanny fart just goes with the territory...is actually a little bit of a turn on...horny and deliciously dirty
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not a turn-on nor a turn-off. Things happen in the bedroom.... life goes on. Enjoy more and worry less.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I thought as well that it was because there was just a little bit of extra room since it had been occupied twice before (two children). I am a very adventurous lover and not scared to try different positions etc. I actually encourage it, but I must say.... my hubby loves doggie style with my chin touching the ground/bed etc. and this position scares me as I know as soon as he starts the hard pumping my puss is filling up with air. Then when he pulls out and I sit up well.......... it sounds like letting a blown up balloon go, OMG I hate it. I have tried all sorts of pelvic/kegel exercises but nothing seems to change the fact - I'm a fanny farter. ha ha If anyone has any ideas how I can fix this let me know - maybe insert a sea sponge - will that muffle the sound haha
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RHP User
16 years ago
I used to be hideously embarrased as well when those little noises would emerge from the nether region. Now it doesn't bother me as it's all the sounds of pleasure! I used to also think it was because I was too loose down there until hubby told me he could feel no difference vaginally or anally. Now I HOPE he meant they are both tight. Regardless, I'm resuming my Kegal exercises and going back to using my vagina weights. squeeze... relax.... squeeze.... relax..... Mrs D
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Trish he didnt deserve you..I love all the noises going on with sex..
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RHP User
16 years ago
A wet pussy is a sexy pussy so any noise that indicates a pussies wetness is a turn on for me.
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RHP User
16 years ago
It's taken me this long to respond to this thread as the words "squelch squelch" made me sick... It sounds more like walking in wet gum boots than having sex. I don't mind the sounds... Its sooo funny when they fanny fart. hahaha :P
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Bubbaj
16 years ago
LMAO...i can just laff at it already...not to do with fanny farts or squelching...and seriously this did not happen to me otherwise i wouldnt say it! lola friend of mine was in the middle of foreplay wit a guy and was all into it and wat not.....as she was on all fours and he was fingering her from behind....she was sooooo relaxed (like had quite a few glasses of wine) that she let a ripper fart out! She was sooooo mortified as his face was right there!!! PMSL.... luckily for her, the guy thought that it was funny and was actually pleased that she was so relaxed with him that she could let one rip! it didnt affect there nite at allJust a funny story I thought Id share :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Don't think its an issue of loose or tight.The tightest pussy I've been in (so far) made the most and loudest squelches I've experienced Both in and out strokes.It was a big thrill and was her hidden sign to urge me on.Loved it in missionary, kissing each other and her moaning and panting at the same time... I doubt she could even notice to hear it!When she orgasm'd I stayed still inside there were squelches and when I orgasm'd I stayed deep inside and still more squelching. My cock throbbing from orgasm made her squelch as well!!That was real raw sexual pleasure... what a turn on!
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RHP User
16 years ago
There are peeps that love the fanny farts...or queefing as its called....but be aware....that blowing air into the vagina is a dangerous thing. One girl in the UK died of an air embolism from her boyfriend blowing air up there coz they both liked her queefing. JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'd never heard of, or considered that you would get much air diffusing into blood stream like that - very very rare though, especially amongst non-pregnant women. (Though what a way to be discovered, naked with a carrot 'tween your thighs)
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RHP User
16 years ago
makes up for me dropping me guts in the morn.ahahahahahahahahahahahahasmelly Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
But as long as you bring wood and dont expect me to give you a blumpkin....its all good!LMFAO!BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'd have slapped him stupid for saying such a thing!!! I'm more than happy for the woman to be making noises down there , especially squelchy noises , It makes me think i'm doing a reasonable job and she is WET because of it. Bring on the noises girls.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I havent heard that term *dropping your guts* for a long time....I think i would rather do a fanny fart instead....When that happens with me i usually have a giggle and go on with having sex..... I once dated a guy who was cuming and he farted at the same time.. Needless to say i started laughing and couldnt stop... It is only natural that these things happen and while they are funny at the time, it isnt a turn off, in fact i think this is just a part of life.
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