RHP

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Thigh Sex....

December 06 2011

Come on girls admit it...there is no way I am the only one around that has done it! . You know what I mean...when the guy misses your pussy completely and his cock is fucking your thighs! You pull your legs in tighter so that they moan how tight you are...meanwhile trying not to piss yourself laughing! xFunlovingx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahaha, hilarious This had never occurred to me before.....I knew there were a few silly blokes around but this just takes the cake....how on earth could you possibly get the two mixed up no matter how much lube there is....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    First thing in the morning when he is humping your hip and you are still in the twilight zone......moan a little "oh yeah thats good" mmmmmm men are soo horny in the mornings lol.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Who would have thought women could or would be so deceiving? I'm shocked!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Funloving where do you find these fine speciems of manhood??? hahaha. I thought you were going to say you have one of those strap on dildos that you strap to your thigh... you know, while you bounce the young boys on your knee.   xx Meeks

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    but then I thought you mean when you hump a guys thigh!       I know a guy who was so drunk he kept missing this chick he was trying to screw at a party. she yells out try to get inside me you idiot, your hitting the floor boards with you cock!   from that day on he was forever know as "floorboards"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Hahahahahaha, I hear ya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    The guys may well know your thighs are tighter......food for thought,,,,hahahaha

  • contemplating1

    contemplating1

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' but then I thought you mean when you hump a guys thigh!       I know a guy who was so drunk he kept missing this chick he was trying to screw at a party. she yells out try to get inside me you idiot, your hitting the floor boards with you cock!   from that day on he was forever know as "floorboards" It could have been worse.........   He could have ended up known as "Splinters!"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    do you mean when they do it from behind and it slides in the gap? This is bloody funny Funloving haha

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ..just sayin'

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    That feels quite nice actually... it's a guy on guy thing. Jeese woman... it's not always about penetration!HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    SOUNDS LIKE YOUR BONKING IN A BACK SEAT OF MINI -)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    we dont mind .. as long as the resault is the same   simple creatures

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    maybe its a sex act for the blind.... we prefer the real thing.... knowing wht the various bits of the anatomy are for kinda helps.....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Krooton.......are you a Stalky re-incarnate? christ that was spooky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    LOL.... You're right DGT that was very Stalky like. ... Just saying.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Let's see.... Swishy hair.. Check Armpit fetish..... Check! Overlord of my underpants.... Check! Oh my god! We're twins! Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    WHo woulda thought there could ever be two of you too funny Hey Krooton, do you have a halo or unexplained glow around your knob?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Ooh so has anyone used those glow in the dark condoms? Now that would be a site to see at Arrows dark room a hundred fluorescent cocks waving about. :p

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    That would be downright cool

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Particularly watching them suddenly disappear then reappear, just like a magic light show. :p

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Especially watching the disappear & reappear. Just like a magic light show :p

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Especially seeing them disappear then reappear, just like a magic light show with fireworks at the end. :PxxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Sorry people. Thought my phone was playing up so kept reposting.... although my phone is doing funny things to day. Keeps logging me out but still shows I am online.. ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I have never done that or had it done to me but I think it sounds hot. Especially as the high can be such a BIG turn on zone for some women. lol Yes I am a thigh virgin.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Some women have thighs that have a wonderous beautiful curve forward from top of their hip then back to their knee...Some women have it, some women don't.If you ever see me collapsed on the street with a hard on and a twisted neck, you know that a woman with a tremendous thigh curve has walked past :)My chiro says I'm one of his best customers...Meeka, love your new photo... wow!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    frottage... he proabably thought you were into it... after all it can be kinda sexy imo especially if u like using body oil LS

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    lolz LeoSteve.... I prefer to use butter... nom nom triple nom at teh thought of hot inner thigh melted butter...man or woman... it's so juicy rubbing your cock and balls in it and then the butter kind of hangs there in that hot moist thigh place waiting to get your face in there, ears clamped down... and slurping all that juicy goodness off after you cum. Plus... oils taste funny.HUgsStalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Butter buns. Hmmm hope you are using unsalted butter Stalkers .... And stop talking about cuming in arses!! Your distracting me ;-) ❤ Meeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Beating off underneath these mortal underpants stirs the loins of a goat ..I mean god. Stalky my brother ..let us penetrate these cheeky maidens with our penises and dispatch their warm vaginas into the oblivion of ecstasy.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    lmfao.... Meeks. Doing it Marlon Brando Style .... you know.... "Last Tango in Paris".wooohoo! This shit aint no revelation! hehe.Gaz

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Heated dairy kinda smell about it? WHat's wrong with custard? that shit smells great hot or cold....mmmm warm creamy vanillary thick sliding goodness giddy up thigh boys

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You're not helping my fantasy of rooting twin brothers! Speaking of goats I'll never forget this one guy I met one night.. He had thick long black matted hair all over his arse and legs ... damn.. they were like hair pants.... I was afraid to look at his feet in case he waa wearing trotters!! He'd shaved the rest of his body just must have ran out of blades or something!! I dare not ask. :)) That was an interesting fucking night! Don't you love making pussy lips swell? .... you know after a good hard fuck.. how they look all dangly and swollen and sensitive and dripping wet with cum and sex crumbs... in my mouth. Woohoo it! Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    It's like kissing raw squid

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Must be going out with strange guys or there taking to much viagra --got no feeling in there cock

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ..squid