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December 05 2010

I get a random text 'is this salina's phone' i have no credit so i get her to respond on her phone, could be hot chcik No it's single guy againnnn he says 'hey just taking some photos of myself wanna see' she says 'umm okay send them to andy's phone as i'm in the kitchen with my daughter and don't want them coming up.' so he sends them to her on her phone. FFS she cries. She can't view as she'll have to go online. So she messages back, "I said send them to andy's phone. He messages back, 'okay what's the number' Salina is not impressed. 'the number you sent your first text on asking if this was salina's phone' he sends ME various picturas of his cock, big cock, wanky cock, cock closeup, cock in fancy dress, cock with a beard, video of him playing with his cock, cock with cum all over it, squirt squirt. I say 'please stop sending me pics of your cock' he wrote back 'you no like?' I write back 'mate look at yourself then look at salina' then i think A) that's mean and he might kill himself, B) credit again would not let me send such a terrible message to a brother whose obvioulsy in need. Guys there has to be some sort of wank lock on the phone. Kind of like you're not allowed to do status updates when drunk on your phone unless you do a series of iq tests, if you're impaired not status update or sex message to that guy you fucked with the little willy. You should ahve a program that is turned on when you get turned on, you have to type something for ten mins with both hands before you phone is unlocked so you don't send pics to strangers of your willy. Fellow men Don't get me wrong i did that too when i was married and bored and OH god i needed a shag so bad. You would do anything for a woman to be with you, ANYTHING, kill, maim, steal. But really guys, it's not what they want to see, it's really not. I don't have an answer for you right now but perhaps some of the other RHP'ers can give some advice. But think again before you decided to text strangers with one hand.!! and don't send pics of your COCK!!! andy (still procrastinating)

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RHP User

15 years ago

...give them my number....I need some new pics and you never know I might get to mess with a few heads along the way...lol Kisses Focus

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RHP User

15 years ago

I am sure the title to this forum should be want cock.................not want lock............... bahahahahahahahahahah

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RHP User

15 years ago

Focus you are evil.

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15 years ago

Quoting 'ORBITRON'Focus you are evil. You really think so??? you say the nicest things.... Kisses Focus

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RHP User

15 years ago

Not sure what the guy did wrong. Did Salina not tell him to send his cock pics to your phone? or am i misreading the whole thing?

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RHP User

15 years ago

Hi guys,Think the guy in question hasn't done anything wrong. Salina asked him to send it to your phone and that's what he has done. Obviousy it's Salina who needs to be interested, and at least the guy is straight up, honest, and is not scared by the fact she has a partner. These qualities are hard to find in a guy sometimes!Am not a fan of graphic images myself (unless in person) so get the 'ick' factor. Like to unwrap 'presents' myself rather than see every detail!Andy, I don't think you should be so freaked out!Xx Carla

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RHP User

15 years ago

Every time I think I've heard it all I come here and get blown away by a new installment of 'MY GOD, DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THAT!?'.What chick is seriously going to be impressed by said photos. What crossed their mind that a photo of a spunk covered wang seemed like 'a good idea'?

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'SoldierB'What chick is seriously going to be impressed by said photos. What crossed their mind that a photo of a spunk covered wang seemed like 'a good idea'? Pick me pick me...while I might not be impressed I can sure have some fun with pics like those willingly sent to my phone........ Kisses Focus NB - yes yes I know I am in the minority...

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RHP User

15 years ago

You were interested if it was a hot chick. Why do men want to see pics of girls tits, arse, legs, pussy in various shots and then think that women dont want to see the male equivalent? I'm with focus...send them to me...I like to watch.

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15 years ago

Quoting 'fionabee' You were interested if it was a hot chick. Why do men want to see pics of girls tits, arse, legs, pussy in various shots and then think that women dont want to see the male equivalent? I'm with focus...send them to me...I like to watch. Well personally sure, I don't mind seeing all that, in fact rather keen!The thing is though, I like some tastefull alluring shots - not a biology pictorial.A wide open beaver shot with no frame of reference is kinda lacking in panache.Just saying.

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