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What have you done
August 26 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
To go out for coffee a hell of a lot lately and my 12 yo actually asked me the other day how do I sleep with all that coffee I go out and have with friends !! And my car breaks down an awful lot!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol our preschooler who was asleep in bed the other night woke while mr d and i were in the shower together. Luckily mr d's back was to them when they pushed the bathroom door open and we told them the reason mummy was on her knees was that I was "washing daddies feet"!!! Thank god They accepted our excuse and went back to bed!!! We always lock the door now!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
but when my daughter was growing up,in fact from the time she was seven until she was 25 I was celibate....I am not sure whether I chose celibacy or it chose me... I have friends who are serial monogamists and that was something I did not want to do. My daughter already had a father,I wasn't looking for another for her,I was working fulltime,involved with Buddhist communities ,sometimes living and working in them and opportunities were extremely limited
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RHP User
12 years ago
We call ours date night. It is a night once a month when we rent an apartment, hire a sitter (or leave with friends if we are lucky) overnight and get away for the evening.We have often though there should be an RHP babysitting co-op where child care services could be swapped. Maybe a new forum topic ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
No innocents in my sphere, they are all as guilty as I.
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RHP User
12 years ago
no guys at my house till they were all grown up. Now I also like to protect myself and my family from my rhp experiences. It would really upset my grown up kids to even think I was doing this I live in mortal terror of sending the wrong text to my daughters or friend or family and I have nearly sent sexy pictures by mistake once I thought I had sent to my sister in law in stead of a picture of a desk for a nano second I thought my heart would not ever come out of my mouth. lucky for me I had not pressed the send button!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I put headphones on my dogs and play them audio books. So far they've finished the entire Lassie series, as well as Fluke and Red Dog, but we had to cut Cujo short as it was upsetting them more than my house guest. They are just about to finish Old Yeller.
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RHP User
12 years ago
STOP,your little sweeties will be inconsolable Mes..THE DOG DIES...hope you read this in time
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RHP User
12 years ago
My dog howls when I've got a friend over, and he's very quick to my Husband when he gets home from work to let him know I've been naughty. I don't think he quite gets it that it is all right.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't flush condoms. Seriously, please! "When you flush a condom, there’s a chance that you could clog your toilet. It might come back up immediately or when you least expect it, like when your boyfriend’s mom is over for dinner. (It could also damage your septic system, if you don’t have city sewer.) If you are lucky enough for the condom to clear your toilet, it is going to start traveling towards a water reclamation facility (WRF). My source tells me that they rely on gravity and a downhill flow of the pipes to get the waste at least part of the way there. Because many of the pipes stretch for miles, a pump is usually needed to get the waste all the way to the WRF. This is potential problem area #2 (no pun intended). Non-organic waste (condoms, diapers, feminine hygiene products, cigarette butts, cotton swabs, reinforced paper towels, etc.) often gets trapped in these pumps and someone has to go REMOVE IT BY HAND. Ewww. If the condom does make it through the pump, there’s another filtering process at the WRF, but my source says that sometimes, stuff gets through that process too. He says that occasionally, you can find condoms and tampon applicators on the fields where reclaimed water is used to irrigate! Double ewww. I mean, who wants their delicious Florida strawberry growing inches away from a used condom?! Here’s what you should do instead: wrap your used condom in toilet paper or a tissue and put it in the garbage. Latex is biodegradable, but not in water. The Water Reclamation Manager says that if you put it in the garbage, it will go to a landfill and/or be incinerated. When they remove non-organic waste from the pumps or at the WRF, it also ends up at the landfill and/or is incinerated. Here’s what should go down a toilet: #1, #2, and #3 (vomit). We really don’t need taxpayer money replacing pumps all over town because people refuse to dispose of condoms properly."
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
our poor pussycat has gotten quite distressed at times when we had playmates over - not happy with the noises, and then often tries to push the extras out of bed later on...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Should do Jock of the Bushveld next. On the reverse side of things to keep this lifestyle from my family I simply answer "concentrating on work" when asked anything about how I spend my time or who I am seeing. Freya, really interesting story. You lived with buddhist monks??? Haha that is really cool. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You could kill a sea creature.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bagged and Binned
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madotara69
12 years ago
Yes MissKayFor years we had jammed at our old place, so having a bunch of excited friends was common. We needed to get the septic tank pumped out, when the pump man came and lifted the lid, there were all these condoms floating. It was quite normal for that he assured me, though when I mentioned it to our friends it was funny to see some go very quiet. If I were to be a jealous type, Questions to Tara may have been forward, though she found it hilarious.It has had me wondering, if a new couple that moved in to that house have the pump man lift the lid, to find some of our quiet friends habits. What if these new two did not have parties.?Mado, Tara
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well I have been lucky and never got caught out but there is that awkward part in the morning when mummy who is that man. Sometimes I did forget to set my watch alarm but now with mobile phones at least there loud and the last 10 years no awkward moments.
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RHP User
12 years ago
exactly MissKay !I dual parent so I have child week and me week. So they are both play weeks but of a different nature.Too easy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'snuggle__pot' Don't flush condoms. Seriously, please! "When you flush a condom, there’s a chance that you could clog your toilet. It might come back up immediately or when you least expect it, like when your boyfriend’s mom is over for dinner. (It could also damage your septic system, if you don’t have city sewer.) If you are lucky enough for the condom to clear your toilet, it is going to start traveling towards a water reclamation facility (WRF). My source tells me that they rely on gravity and a downhill flow of the pipes to get the waste at least part of the way there. Because many of the pipes stretch for miles, a pump is usually needed to get the waste all the way to the WRF. This is potential problem area #2 (no pun intended). Non-organic waste (condoms, diapers, feminine hygiene products, cigarette butts, cotton swabs, reinforced paper towels, etc.) often gets trapped in these pumps and someone has to go REMOVE IT BY HAND. Ewww. If the condom does make it through the pump, there’s another filtering process at the WRF, but my source says that sometimes, stuff gets through that process too. He says that occasionally, you can find condoms and tampon applicators on the fields where reclaimed water is used to irrigate! Double ewww. I mean, who wants their delicious Florida strawberry growing inches away from a used condom?! Here’s what you should do instead: wrap your used condom in toilet paper or a tissue and put it in the garbage. Latex is biodegradable, but not in water. The Water Reclamation Manager says that if you put it in the garbage, it will go to a landfill and/or be incinerated. When they remove non-organic waste from the pumps or at the WRF, it also ends up at the landfill and/or is incinerated. Here’s what should go down a toilet: #1, #2, and #3 (vomit). We really don’t need taxpayer money replacing pumps all over town because people refuse to dispose of condoms properly." We used to have a sign on our recycling toilet."Aside from the paper, please don't flush anything you haven't eaten."I think it should apply to mains as well.
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