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Which Way Do You Hang?
January 03 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
It has always hung to the left, dont know why. It has always seemed natural to tuck it in on that side. Or as the tailor asked: "Which side do you dress sir?" For me the left. Dont think it has anything to do with wanking. Although when erect he does have a slight bend to the right and I always used to wank with my right hand. But since the internet my right hand has been on the mouse and had to change to the left. Must check to see if he now stands straighter.
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RHP User
16 years ago
This reminds me of the quote from Richard Pryor in the old movie "Moving"A removalist rocks up to his doorstep and asks:"How's it hanging?"Pryor checks and says:"A little to the left I think"Apparently the majority of men hang to the left, though I don't believe that has anything to do with the hand of choice for indulgence in onanism.Anecdotal evidence gained from conversations over beers with mates suggest that "handedness" tends to dictate with preference for wanking - with the occasional swap on special occasions ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
mine only hangs when i go comando or were those loose boxer shorts,otherwise it hangs straight forward,,,as for the wanking bit ,,im ambedexterous,,,,,,
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RHP User
16 years ago
i multi task titty ;) both can do the job :P xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm ambidextrous :p(oh so tempting to be mega-macho-man and ask "what if you use both hands?") LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Interesting hang to the left.......just checking now....yep...LFMAO....why would you want to know....meh...who cares!!!But what if you want to wank with both, ( no not at the same time...this aint no 12" monster) I mean Mrs Palmer isn't necessarily .....hmmmm.....searching.....nope nothing.So ...what if Mrs Palmer is ambidextrous ( is that spelt right Eunuch) does it mean Mrs Palmer is a kinky biatch, well yes it does!and her five daughters!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thats a pretty good question im left handed and yes it dose hang to the left something to ask the boys at the pub on a friday cheers!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok here's how I rationalize it.... one testicle is always lower than the other.... Otherwise that be banging together all the time like bonker marbles. Thus my dick falls to the side of the lowest testicle. In my case, to the left. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
You can't be serious in asking this question now can you?? Honestly,that's as dumb as one of the early 20's wankers on here who chase "cougars" asking about boobs..."if they point up like droplets does that mean they want sperm all over them"...."east west pointing boobs,does that mean you are bi??" I swear it takes all sorts to make up the planet hey?
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RHP User
16 years ago
if ya hang to the left...it is because you are right handed...if ya hang to the right...it is because...well, you work that one out ya self ya lazy buggaif ya hang straight...you are most definitely NOT straight...now, this is the tricky bit...if ya hang to the left and ya left-handed...it means ya will get alzheimers later in life...unless ya have a medical procedure to correct the wrong hanging...if ya hang to the right and ya right-handed...it means you were really born left-handed, but ya parents forced ya to become right-handed...and you now have permission to spank anyone handy for having such bad parents...and lastly...if ya are lucky enough to have two...!!!!!!then it depends whether they are above each other or side by side...and then the way they hang also comes into consideration...there could also be a slight tilt to one or the other...but whichever the angle there is one thing which is certain....which is....cough...cough...splutter..err...me heart...can't b-r-e----a------t------------h..........
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah I think I am the odd one out I go right side
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RHP User
16 years ago
Only reason i asked is because a i was asking a male friend the same question which he could not answer either... And yes am serious and how is this question dumb Whitehawk I call it curious!! Trust you to add negativity to a post Whitehawk Do your realise negativity makes you ugly? You need to get of your ugly horse and go get laid you sad man!! TIT xx Wonders why rhp lets this sad man post sometimes
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RHP User
16 years ago
As per Stalky. One ball hangs lower than another, so always to the left. Most comfortable that way for me too... I wank with my right for the record too :-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
It hangs which every way it likes No dominate direction or hand when it comes to self pleasure
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mine tends to hang 'up'...at least in the morning ;-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah mine hangs to the right, but I'm left handed soo really I think its just one of those things... :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
LeftAmbidextrous courtesy of the internet...always was right handed from the day as a 14 my mate showed me how to wank (and being right handed) however, 1996 - the internet and which side is the mouse on? So, my left hand has now got the road mileage that the right had for all those years.When I am not on the 'puter, the hand varies depending on where I am and who is beside me!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wow this is a great interesting post, and has brought out some interesting responses. Thanks Tit-witch. I don't like my wonky nob as it curves to the left when hard, but apparently it hits the spot, so who am I to complain. Andy the butler
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks for the response Am sitting here reading them and laughing Some the responses are hilarious hahahaha TIT
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jandv
16 years ago
My left ball is alittle bigger then the right one. I pull with the right and hang to the right. My undies have the hole on the right side which is abit of a problem as sometimes the head wants to come out and have a look around. LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
I agree with whithawk stupid question. no relavance what so ever. look like you need more xperience with men and their cocks
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hangs to the left and hit the right spot :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol.. damn these stupid bloody questions. Havent you got anything better to do? I think you need more experience with men and their dicks tit. Take mine for instance. So tit.... which tit is bigger.. the left or the right? When you are fiddling with your snapper strip... Do you try and suck the left nipple or the right one? And deos this cause one breast to hang lower than the other? Hugs stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I hang inverted.............
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RHP User
16 years ago
More experience with mens cock.....Oh please you morons... It was a simple question has nothing to do with experience in mens cocks.. Gawd it be like saying you guys need more experience with women which some lack And of course some bits on our bodies do hang a little lower But it was not my question Alway an ass clown to ruin everything TIT
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ass clown?... SydneyBoy was right@! I still reckon its got nothing to do with wanking. Also, I would postulate that a curved dick is not caused by wanking either.... seems to me that a curve is caused by even a slight difference in length in erectile tssue fmro one side of the dick to the other... I mean.. take a plank of timber... wet one side and viola.... it curves! Nope. Wanking is not the cause of anything except blisters, sticky underpants and a world wide paper shortage. HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dear Tit Witch Mine hangs slightly to the right. And I wank with my right hand sometimes left and sometimes its someone else's hand doing the wanking.You can always check to make sure
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RHP User
16 years ago
hi TIT mostly hangs to the right and with wanking its more to do with if you are a left handed or right handed. so its righted handed for me cheers
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nort4t
16 years ago
I don't know why, Maybe i'am right handed and tuck it ot the left. Nort4t.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I saw the question and wondered, so I did some research, and it would appear that most guys, even those who claim to hang right (I think they were the kids whose parents had to write an "L" on their left and an "R" on the right hand) do actually hang left. The reason, the left testicle hangs lower - one of those inexplicable wonders of nature, there is no known rhyme or reason for it. Now please feel free to rubbish me for not having a funny post
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lower left ball....cock hangs a little to the left too....like stalky !! Maybe it follows my politics.....? When I'm jogging tho....it's strickly an army cock....."LeftRightLeftRightLeftRight....." lol Dog.
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RHP User
16 years ago
oooh,i know,i know,ask meask me...i had my hand up first..........ummm.....its cos womens throaghts have a slight curve to them......ya just cant mess with genetics.....n happy new year tittums xxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Tit,I use the right hand, and then the left if my right hand gets too tired ;) ;) .... or if it's taking too long :OAnd I hang to the left... I always remember it hanging that way... perhaps it wants to get as far away from my right hand as possible for some reason... ya never know :O I guess it has to go somewhere and that's where it ended up...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks to those who answered wihout negativity ... Hahaha BadBadDog now that would be funny hearing you job and say that at same time... Tones you cheeky man xxx.. lol Davo Really DrFry ? 121fun you didn't ruin anything good to see you researched it hahah TIT
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol...we lubs you big time tit xxx
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floyd277
16 years ago
mine hangs to the right when flaccid (hate that word) and to the left when erect ((:
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RHP User
16 years ago
95 ,96,,, 97,,, 98 ,,,99,,,change hands,,,,,,,you work it out ,,,,love and licks........
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