M52
Woke up with another's bits?
May 22 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
The first you do is sit home and play with it all day.Guys would see what they could shove in their vagina.... and women would become obsessed with manipulating measurements and worrying if it was big enough.DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
the used goods and ask for a replacement vagina.Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Fucking refund :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sure some men would go to the pub, seeking instructions - how to use a vagina??FOXY
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'd get someone to suck it for me. I'm sure it must be the best feeling.
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yankmychain56
13 years ago
Become a lesbian:)
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RHP User
13 years ago
a man's penis and a woman's brain....what to do,what to do..If I have sex with as many women as possible ,will they respect me in the morning?....will they think my dick is big enough?.....oh dear,...it's soooo difficult to know,is she really into me or is it just my big dick she wants?
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Lifes_great
13 years ago
I'd never make it to work......probably just sit in front of the mirror all day playing myself!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've always wondered what it would be like? I have one that a borrow and play with occasionally....but i'm sure it's not the same I think i'd want to give it a pretty good work over. Head job would have to be the starting point, then vaginal sex, followed by anal....a hand job. In fact i'd have a pretty busy 24 hours!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I want to know, along with the penis, do I have a beard as well? I've always wanted a beard.Ms Otori
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RHP User
13 years ago
Be careful what you wish for!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Under hypnosis Ive seen a woman 'visualise' what it was like to have a long, hard thick cock... and imagine how it felt to play with it, squeeze it, stroke it and make it come. Observing that and hearing her description of how that felt to her afterwards = very cool lol DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
ha ha ha i already have the boobies ,,,a beutiful set of poke your eyes out b cups ,,,and huge thick sensitive nipples ,,,ill get that nice juicy pussy in about 6 months time ,,,so if your still around ill let you know what i do with it ,,,xxxxxx catherine
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RHP User
13 years ago
The first thing I'd do is see if the touchy part is as touchy as they say.. I have a GF who tells me because her clit protrudes so much' it rubs on whatever shes wearing making it sensitive to touch and keeping her horny.. particularly tight jeans.. So I'd head straight to the jean shop and try on the tightest jeans I can fit into, occassionly stopping to perve and admire myself in between changes... Then I'd find another girl and become a lesbian for a day.. Playing with 2 pussys gotta be better than one.. right ? Oh' and I'd like to experience how it feels when its slippery and wet.. then try out a Sybian to give me one of these multi orgasms we're told us men miss out on... Then Id take myself out to dinner, wine and dine myself before taking myself home to have a play before the stroke of midnight when it all cums to a end...
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RHP User
13 years ago
that I have a cock. They're my favourite dreams. It's just like having a giant hard clitorus!! No wonder I wake myself up with wet sheets ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
clitoris. (I really just wanted to say that word in my head again....)
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RHP User
13 years ago
It came with an instruction manual so I can save it for future reference 😎
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RHP User
13 years ago
Id want the body exchange for a day and send me of to one of them dungens to be bound filled and dominated
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFox' I'm sure some men would go to the pub, seeking instructions - how to use a vagina??FOXYWhat, no instruction manual? Does it need batteries? Perhaps everyone should start watching "Dating the Enemy".
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RHP User
13 years ago
It just rolls off the tongue 😊 I reckon I'd spend half the day playing with myself ( I love watching women play with themselves 😍) and then I'd probably spend the rest of the day having someplace play with me. Channeling Mrs Otori...I'd probably also relish the fact I wouldn't have to shave and trim my facial hair 😜
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RHP User
13 years ago
shove it up some guys bum
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RHP User
13 years ago
Assuming its a full body swap. It would be a pretty fun 24 hours!I'd go to shops and public places to see how many guys and girls I could get and have a gangbang/orgy. And film it?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I know what boys like to do with innocent people like me 😎
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do the same fun lover but reality would be like dg, uncontrolled self abuse with household objects....just to see! Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Surely something else, or even something from someone else's house?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'd take myself out somewhere nice, buy myself a drink, tell me how pretty I looked. Have dinner, some light but flirty discussions. Keep me talking about, err, me... if all went well, back to my place and, umm see if I can get into my own pants!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred'shove it up some guys bum And DP's his arse while hi fiving each other
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RHP User
13 years ago
Pmsl...I'd definitely measure using the good ol toilet roll!! I'd be more than happy with a snug fit and little bit of the head poking out the end - erect that is! :-) FOXY
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RHP User
13 years ago
The say cucumbers are fantastic ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wtf .... Where did the toilet roll come from? Lol..... They say cucumbers?... Had a mate who owned a zucchini farm once...his mrs wasn't allowed anything bigger than him in case she started getting ideas! Haha. ....... EB you excite me and scare me all at once! ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
And I'd go out and drive really fast in my car just so I could get pulled over flash a smile, show some cleavage and for the first time ever get out of a fine! Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'mutefrog69'EB you excite me and scare me all at once! ;) Mees can do some very interesting things
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'mutefrog69' Wtf .... Where did the toilet roll come from? Lol..... LOl apparently tis how one measures his penis ...if it tears the roll it's too big!!FOXY
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RHP User
13 years ago
.. it would be the wrong time of the month and I would spend the day in bed with cramps .... lol
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