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Worst message ever?
July 20 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
a hard act to follow
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RHP User
10 years ago
Or scat is a sexual fetish,..perhaps he didn't view his message in the same way...but it was disgusting to you cherrylips and that's the main thing..and no I have never received a disgusting message just a few of the usual wanna fuck variety xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
With no idea and probably still lives with his mother ( aka bad boy bubby style)Block and advise yaw friends privately on here. Yore too attractive to put up with his shit .
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RHP User
10 years ago
"I want to smash you pussy" Unsure if he meant "your" or just wanted to punch me in the face.
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brently
10 years ago
As I read this I also felt sick. Makes you think twice about kissing though doesn't it, knowing there are people out there that like that sort of thing? Revolting!!!!
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
he viewed that message as a compliment to you? But just goes to show there are some "unusual" types around who might think that.And he will never find a playmate in here.......or maybe he will. I'm same as Freya, just the usual wanna messages.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm betting he thought it was paying you compliment...much like "I'd crawl through 500m of broken glass just to wank in your shadow!!" I'd send something a little different... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I like to pride myself on being open minded but that message, thankfully, makes me feel rather conservative/prudish. There's a good chance he may not be a good fit for the majority lol He's right though, you're pretty stunning
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sweet Cheery Pie!That message brought a tear to my eye.. Your Cute but not that cute Drew x
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RHP User
10 years ago
As a sex site. Ie: 'we are all here for one thing' and one thing only... It seems...and so why bother with 'prelimaries' I've had a lot of those kinds of messages but certainly not a scat one in the face so to speak. Get used to it and just don't respond if that is not what you like. Only respond to the ones who treat you in a manner that you find acceptable. It's wasted energy otherwise, in my opinion. - Posted from rhpmobile
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compressor
10 years ago
makes me wonder if these guys ever have any success when they send messages like that. if they keep sending them then they must get something or they just think it is funny
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Holy cow, cherrylips. I nearly spat out my strong soy latte on my desk. That is just way out there and never heard such a great pick up line. I just get the 'vanilla' wanna fuck messages too, without any hi nor hello. Don't know why such a behaviour is seen as acceptable by some people, specially in this case, an opening line to a stranger you want to hook up with. Very subtle. He might as well club me on the head and drag me to his cave. Lol so how did you respond? you could have said something dirty like - 'Oh yeah baby, can't wait to do that after I finished my big bowl of hot beef vindaloo washed down by pureed spinach and boiled asparagus smoothie. Can't wait to meet you, my little potty mouth'.
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RHP User
10 years ago
My father still says in a broad London accent. Firstly to gentle eyes please overt them from this post!!! She's so sexy I'd use her shit for toothpaste. The other classic" if it were raining tits I'd catch my sisters". Typically said in the company of males. Sending a lady such things is a tad crude.
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RHP User
10 years ago
This is one line I ACTUALLY used one night.. BUT.. as I said when I posted t a long time ago on here... "The GIRL had ALREADY decided she was going to 'Do Me' anyway"I said..."Lady.. I would suck your shit to a point and stab myself to death with it.. just tell me when....".In all honesty.. this is NOT an original from me..I read it in a magazine waaaay back in the early 80's maybe 80 itself.. or 81.. early anyway... "Tongue-in-cheek" works you know.. Why not "Tongue-in-ARSE-cheek"
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'cavey50' This is one line I ACTUALLY used one night.. BUT.. as I said when I posted t a long time ago on here... "The GIRL had ALREADY decided she was going to 'Do Me' anyway"I said..."Lady.. I would suck your shit to a point and stab myself to death with it.. just tell me when....".In all honesty.. this is NOT an original from me..I read it in a magazine waaaay back in the early 80's maybe 80 itself.. or 81.. early anyway... "Tongue-in-cheek" works you know.. Why not "Tongue-in-ARSE-cheek" Sure, Cavey. You 'read' that in some magazine. Wink, wink.
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RHP User
10 years ago
'Hey man, how about a blow job?' Staunch hetero here (not that there's anything wrong with that) - I suppose I could have just shut my eyes though.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Why are you so sure he was aiming to GIVE the blow job?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Guess mine didn't make the cut
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RHP User
10 years ago
...I got a similar proposition from a young man in the public toilets of a big shopping centre once. " Can I suck you off..? Y'know, here'll do," gesturing to the stalls. I was a little bit speechless to say the least. When I told my girlfriend( at the time ) who was waiting outside, she laughed and laughed...
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Tall74nHard9
10 years ago
Sounds like you've managed to make a REAL BIG impression on somebodies mind - but how he thinks that would have elicited a positive response has me somewhat boggled .... btw WB Stirry Tall
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RHP User
10 years ago
You made the same spelling error there.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Cherrylips, I don't think the worst message I've ever received could top that one! But the topic made me think of a short and sharp message exchange I had recently that still makes me laugh: Him: Can I see your pics? Me: No Him: Please? Me: Why? Him: I want to have a wank Me: Go and buy a Playboy magazine Him: Ok His profile disappeared shortly after that, so I guess he must have gone and bought more that one magazine?!
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RHP User
10 years ago
One from a Grey Ghost profile....no name given. " Hey, lets meet up in the park, Wait til its dark?" He named a local park renowned for dogging. The other one "Want to watch me shove a baseball bat inside me?" None of them tickled my fancy, however. The second one, though, did worry me a wee bit I must confess.
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Deep deep inside you is where my cock wants to be, looking for a fuck buddy willing to share you if you can take a cock in your ass and pussy at the same time. Must also be willing to be fucked by another girl wearing a dildo." Hmmmmm no thanks.
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RHP User
10 years ago
redefines "batter up" eh?? 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ouch.......
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RHP User
10 years ago
been fairly lucky and haven't received too many really bad messages. I can't remember the worst one and it would have been on one of my closed profiles. The worst one recently was probably the one that inspired my recent forum topic, asking if I wanted to be eaten out that afternoon, but that's pretty tame really. One of the weirder messages was one which, among other things, invited me into the 'couple's' (almost certainly actually a guy) ''hummingbird bedroom''. I still have no idea what a hummingbird bedroom is
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RHP User
10 years ago
Only one bad message ever... from a disgruntled refusal... that included the desire for hubby to witness sexual violence upon my arse by multiple males. Reported that one. Not at all, Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hey so you are Not a fat lesbian after all :) i was in the Chat
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RHP User
10 years ago
'Hey slut I love to cream pie. I'm safe I have just had a check up' Mmmmm woopie do for you! At least have the decency to to know me prior to calling me a slut! Oh well one less to meet! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
no crazy sex ones :( I did have a guy message me out of the blue calling me a bundle of sticks and that he would like to inflict some serious physical violence upon my person - somewhat strange
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ive had some grumpy responses to knock backs but none have been rude. Ive had plenty of boring ones like Hi or Hey there which I ignore.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'anname11' 'Hey slut I love to cream pie. I'm safe I have just had a check up' I think that one beats mine, absolutely hilarious.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Not sure how it came up but I was telling her I have psoriasis. She was like " How ironic." She had never heard of it before, but a few days prior to our conversation she received a message from some guy. Who said something along the lines of. " Hey how was your weekend. I've been treating psoriasis patients and extracting wisdom teeth. Would you be interested in meeting a trainee doctor who's looking at becoming cosmetic surgeon". I can't remember exactly but something like that. She was totally creeped out by the message but she did google psoriasis to find out what it was. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I had another one from an interstate lady: 'I want you to choke me out while you fuck me'. In the interests of clarity I asked whether she just wanted some gentle throat pressure or something similar: 'No. I want you to choke me until I'm out. Unconscious out.' Well, that meet didn't happen. People have their kinks and that's a ok with me, but (for mine) that was just batshit crazy. What do I tell the Coroner?
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RHP User
10 years ago
I would not say the worst as it was intended as a compliment. OP you may be living under a rock to not have heard that before, yet to take it literally is rather obstinate. Although there is so much fun to be had when taking the piss out of people is there not. I could not write the worst message that I have received as I would never pass they mods. Hint. It involved the slow tortured death that people of my sexuality deserved, in the form a several paragraph unpunctuated rant. There was no ambiguity of intent, just pure vial hate.
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RHP User
10 years ago
If living under a rock means I've not heard a line like this before, then I think I'd like to stay here. And I hoped he wasn't serious... Because the thought made me feel sick. No need to be patronizing dear... I have a sense of humour... Taking the piss is fun... Taking a shit in someone's mouth... Not so much. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
That is a Shitty Message .....hehehe
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madotara69
10 years ago
Was a fellow claiming to be an Asian gentleman, his message was more of self invitation and expected us to take up his condition for a meet up with us, he reckoned Tara had to let him bring his own toys and he would fuck her puss and ass until she screamed out his name for more. Said sure come on over, never heard from him again. Prefer to think of all the good messages, much raunchier. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
He meant it as a compliment.. As your so hot he would let you do that... That being said, I do like scat play.. And I would eat lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
10 years ago
jsut got this message: 'You me Wednesday night'. No hello nor Hi. Righty-O. Better start waxing. Lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
I've had some rippers lol Funniest was "come n hop on" and his address.....as if lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' jsut got this message: 'You me Wednesday night'. No hello nor Hi. Righty-O. Better start waxing. Lol Lily..... You're just not making the most of that golden opportunity!!! Maybe.... you can ADD to his preliminary offering. You... me... wednesday....... plus 13 drunk bikies...... Offer.... counter offer....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Received a very nice message from a 22 year old. Nothing impolite, very respectful. My response.......I'm flattered but your a bit young. I'm old enough to be your mother. His response........ But I've always wanted to fuck my mother. I'm sorry but that's so wrong.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Run far away!!! That is not ok!!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙉🙉🙉🙉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
that's pretty punny!!! Hehe - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'jennifer102' Received a very nice message from a 22 year old. Nothing impolite, very respectful. My response.......I'm flattered but your a bit young. I'm old enough to be your mother. His response........ But I've always wanted to fuck my mother. I'm sorry but that's so wrong. oh come on! that is a ripper of a reply, give the lad points for humour
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RHP User
10 years ago
Those saying that the guy meant his message as a compliment....even if he's into scat play I'm pretty sure he would realise that there's a damn good chance the OP isn't, and that she wouldn't appreciate that sort of message. He chose his words on purpose and the intent behind it was not innocent at all.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' jsut got this message: 'You me Wednesday night'. No hello nor Hi. Righty-O. Better start waxing. Lol Hey at least you got a specific day....remember the one I got last week... ''Meet me in Townsville August''
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' You made the same spelling error there. The question is Meander was that spelling mistake intentional or not ???
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ive told this story before..... Of a message "allegedly" sent by the woman of a couple, aged around 20. She/they invited me to their home (in Newcastle) for an evening of drinks and sex until we all collapse on the floor in a puddle of sweat and cum. I declined the most generous offer, and "she" replied saying.... "Ok, if couples aren't your thing, we can fuck in the bedroom and he can wank behind the door" Pass.
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eroticcruises
10 years ago
Surely everyone knows it you're not your how crass eh :-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
I would have written him a message back starting with "Dear August, that's really a lovely name". O:-)
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Quoting 'lilyorchid' jsut got this message: 'You me Wednesday night'. No hello nor Hi. Righty-O. Better start waxing. Lol Lily..... You're just not making the most of that golden opportunity!!! Maybe.... you can ADD to his preliminary offering. You... me... wednesday....... plus 13 drunk bikies...... Offer.... counter offer.... Yes. A counter offer would have been interesting. Haha. but I was jsut so bowled over by the offer. No pics and template profile to boot. How can one resist?
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Ive told this story before..... Of a message "allegedly" sent by the woman of a couple, aged around 20. She/they invited me to their home (in Newcastle) for an evening of drinks and sex until we all collapse on the floor in a puddle of sweat and cum. I declined the most generous offer, and "she" replied saying.... "Ok, if couples aren't your thing, we can fuck in the bedroom and he can wank behind the door" Pass. Bwahahaha.
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RHP User
10 years ago
U off dick??
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RHP User
10 years ago
marry me ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I was asked if I have ever done a German Shepard and would I want too. I know other women who have rec'd similar offers of meeting Master and his dog. :-/
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RHP User
10 years ago
one wanted me to wee in his mouth. 😖 Pass thanks luv - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lol the mentality of some , wish them luck in there search - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lots of guys seem to be able to cure Lesbianism... "If you tried my cock you'd never want pussy again" "You've just never had a real cock" "You need a proper fucking" Lots of girls failed math..... "I love 1 on 1 girl play while hubby fingers us both" "It would be just the 2 of us while he watches and cums on us at the end" Lots of guys are Transgender........ Me: "Im primarily attracted to ladies sorry, but thank you for your kind offer"Him: "What if I wear lipstick" "Id only lick your pussy and perhaps once a week want to fuck you" "I could wear your panties, Id look just like a girl" Lots of guys have an abundance of cash..... "How much just to fuck you once?' "Ill pay you to pretend Im a girl" "Sell me your panties"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Brilliant, ahahaha!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Can't say I blame them for trying you are very attractive
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Slinky84' Me: "Im primarily attracted to ladies sorry, but thank you for your kind offer"Him: "What if I wear lipstick" I thought this one was rather witty
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RHP User
10 years ago
I want to bend u over and lick your asshole while i finger your pussy. I hope your a dirty whore who doesnt wipe her ass.". Still havent forgotten that. Yuck - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I only send hope to chat soon messages and hope they enjoy the site and reply soon..and 1 out of 20 does...but then, same as above..dudes texting asking to blow me, and rim me and EWWWWWWWWWWWWW so yeh, I feel your pain....
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