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You know its hot when....
January 06 2018
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RHP User
8 years ago
I know it is HOT when I HAVE to put on boots for no other reason then I cannot walk on the road or concrete,THIS is a kinda private joke for those who know me in RL.. I just do not wear shoes except at work and on my bike.I went to a wedding the other day.. a couple I me on here years ago..their entire family pulled the piss out of me for wearing shoes to the function.. Whilst on the subject... Those same people KNOW it is cold if they see me with more then one layer of clothing on.I have done a number of fortnight and month long gigs in NZ winter where everyone was in alpine gear, and this dumb Neanderthal was still in jeans and t shirt.. And 4 years in Orange NSW in the same outfits..
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Betty says it might be too hot to go out for a drink....... But can't be that hot, she's still coming out....
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RHP User
8 years ago
When you’re a water skier, who skis in all sorts of weather, winter, storms, rain. But when the northerly is blowing and 45degrees I just go home and burn more coal for the Aircon. Lucky it doesn’t occur very often, it’s about the only thing to get me really, really cross! BB - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
your hot flashes go unnoticed, everyone has them, even men 😁
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RHP User
8 years ago
The truck leaves tread marks in sealed roads ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
In the news 1 day ago You know it's hot when 10 kilometres of the Hume Highway in Vic melts.
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RHP User
8 years ago
your chocolate is melting and just like a kid when you eat it you get the opportunity to lick the melted chocolate off your fingers
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RHP User
8 years ago
My feet are hot in my work boots, but taking them off just isn't an option. For a more tropical flavor, you know it's hot when sweat pools in your ears and you have to do the old ''tilt tilt'' with the head either side so that you can hear properly.
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RHP User
8 years ago
you sweat your balls off. Literally. I think mine are rolling around in the street somewhere nicely baked by the sun. I wonder if thats where baked beans come from?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Bet there was lots of disappointment for the sausage brigade! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Sawadee
8 years ago
You know it's hot when you try walking up off the beach and the sands so fkn hot you end up performing a river-dance all the way off...
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RHP User
8 years ago
..when the cold water tap won't do cold. At all. ..when the planes won't land. Err...what the far..?! ..When your washing has dried. In the washing machine..!
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RHP User
8 years ago
you dive into the pool and it's like a warm bath. Waves to all you Karratha people 😁
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RHP User
8 years ago
Don't you just love the Pilbara! I was in the Para pit once greasing a shovel.... 65 was the reading under the it. Swimming at Karagini made it all worth it tho - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Don't you just love the Pilbara! I was in the Para pit once greasing a shovel.... 65 was the reading under the it. Swimming at Karagini made it all worth it tho - Posted from rhpmobile True. I've been to some pretty wicked swimming holes up here, where you wouldn't think that swimming holes would exist.
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RHP User
8 years ago
you can't buy a family quiche and bread rolls for lunch because all the local bakeries are closed. And yes, ITouch know what you mean: "you dive into the pool and it's like a warm bath"Was expecting cool water when entering the neighbour's pool yesterday arvo......but no.Still, it was very relaxing sitting in the pool for a couple of hours catching up with friends.
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teejaylongsword
8 years ago
you have ordered an ice-cream and the person puts the cone in a mettle thing with holes (lets just call it a bloody ice-cream holder), and as you fiddle about trying to organise the cash to pay, you watch your ice-cream start to melt. This happened to me yesterday. I huge chunk slid off the ice-cream onto the bench. It was like watching an ice berg enjoying a dose of global warming. I actually considered using the five second rule and shoving the chunk into my mouth anyway - I was desperately hot. ...you can almost convince someone from RL to go skinny dipping in a dam with you.
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RHP User
8 years ago
The East Coast start whining about the heat. 😛😛😛😛😛😛 Jking - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
When the sea temperature feels as hot as you - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
When........ You Do a house cleaning job and feel like you run the Boston Marathon. You feel like even your eyelids are sweating. You have to lay on the bathroom tiles to cool down. Your dog refuses to sit on your lap cos its too hot Your ice cream melts before you even get it in your mouth.
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
When you use iced water in your douche bag.....
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luvsilver
8 years ago
Include the ice cubes Annie? Mr Luvsilver
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sweetgem
8 years ago
Your entire load of laundry become crispy within an hour of hanging on the line! 😰😰 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
The other half wants a session, but you seriously consider refusing because you’re already too sweaty - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'luvsilver' Include the ice cubes Annie? Mr Luvsilver Supposed to be getting the lumps out, not putting them in....
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RHP User
8 years ago
You arrive at my place on a freezing winter's day, nice and warm inside. Then you realise the heating is not on 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
...when you seriously consider checking into a hotel just so you can blast the aircon and soak in the private tub/hotel pool. 😛 ... when you walk around naked at home or in a bikini so that you can run to the shower to cool down every few mins. 😜 ... when the cooling pad you placed atop your mattress feels warm... and you haven't even laid on it yet! ... cubes of ice "disappear" and have melted in the short time it takes for you to walk from the kitchen to the living area. 🤣 ... you can see vapours rising off the asphalt! Yipers! 😵
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RHP User
8 years ago
You spend time scrubbing the shower so you can appreciate the cold tiles and water... Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
My last comment would have been better with him arriving, asking me to turn the heating down 😓 me saying it's not on 😀
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Sawadee
8 years ago
That melts before you can put it near your mouth.. But willingly stays stuck all over your fingers at the same time your nose gets itchy ?
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RHP User
8 years ago
The bottom of your thongs melt just walking to the mailbox. LC.
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RHP User
8 years ago
When the ice melts in your G & T before you are half finished the drink. (the ice should last until the last mouthful, unless you are drinking too slow )
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RHP User
8 years ago
your cow explodes 😀 You've all seen the inflated upside down dead cows in the Pilbara? Did a quick google and found this> "Exploding Cows? Operators of feed lots in Iowa faced a new problem exploding cows!! The extreme heat causes gases to rapidly expand in animals shortly after they die of heat-related distress. The cows in most cases explode. You have to pick the cows up right away or you'll have to pick up the pieces" 😕
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RHP User
8 years ago
next time you're cow tipping 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
hope no-one is eating dinner 😂
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RHP User
8 years ago
The ceiling fan blades look droopy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
The plant in the pot you got late last year is at high alert after periods of dehydration bringing on severe crispiness because you skipped watering it for a couple of days... multiple times!... Peachy
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sweetgem
8 years ago
You wake up in the early morning and your skin feels sizzling! 😏 And..... You sweat more than before you jumped into the shower, after having a shower! 😰😰 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
You get pissy with the forums and threaten to leave.
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RHP User
8 years ago
.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
When the best parking spot is in the shade! When the seatbelt buckle brands your skin - Posted from rhpmobile
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egr2please69
8 years ago
You know its hot when for some strange reason most of the ladies in the cbd decide to wear black. I have no idea why considering A: they normally wear clothes of all colours and B: black absorbs 10 times the heat of white and most other colours. What person in their right mind feels the urge to make themselves any hotter that they need to be! Fun topic guys, loving the responses, making me laugh 😂😂🤣🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
You step into a beach and your feet burns even when you are wearing your thongs and you rush back to your car in 10 minutes inspite of paying for parking for an hour... - Posted from rhpmobile
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singlewood
8 years ago
You know it hot (always in the Kimberly) the cold water shower burns you - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
When you're using lube to put on your sunburn cos you've run out of aloe vera and are fighting the urge to then start playing with those scorched body parts - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
When the Bob tails are trying to get in the house - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
When drying urself off from a shower results in the need for another shower - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Towelling yourself off after a shower uses too much energy and just means you need another shower. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
(Had to share this one ) It's not just far Nth Qld or WA . Living in Gympie and friends says it's often more than uncomfortable She doesn't wear makeup or underwear. Makeup just makes you look like you've turned into Michael Jackson (sadly not when he was still black and cute!) And as for tights or panties well she suggested I just didn't go there.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
What a beautiful day again in Perth today. You know it's hot when you see the eye candy I did today at the beach 😇
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taurusgal72
8 years ago
You keep your glass dildo in the freezer and its a joy to use it. - Posted from rhpmobile
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strue276
8 years ago
you know when it hot when you have to walk around naked with the home aircon on
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RHP User
8 years ago
when sweat is running down the crack of your ass - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
You sleep naked comfortably. You dont have bed sheets whatsoever on your nakedness. You wear short shorts with no undies ( I just love natural airconditiining) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
He turns up. He can chat and chooses to. The time we spend meeting goes quickly.... Our naked time together is long but passes too fast. And I curl up to snooze off my euphoric fun. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
you get all flushed and sweaty like you're on hot date................and you find you are actually by yourself
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OzRednecks
8 years ago
You have to protect your hands when you touch the steering wheel in your car (or use your knees to steer) And the buckle of the seatbelt acts as a branding iron. You have to let the water in the garden hose run for a few minutes before you even attempt to spray your feet, hands, body, face. The wildlife happily get close to you when putting out bowls of water for them to drink.
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MsJonesy
8 years ago
Considering Victoria has two days of scorching temps coming up....yuck.
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RHP User
8 years ago
at all :( Quoting 'MsJonesy' Considering Victoria has two days of scorching temps coming up....yuck.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I sympathise... We had a few Hot days before our torrential downpour in Perth, the days after that have been hot and muggy as! Waaahhh! I feel washed out... Now if someone could hang me out to dry? Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hey guys ! I’m a guest on here, looks like a great app ! Older women please drop me a message, I’m full of energy! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
your attempt at getting the dog excited about going for a walk results in that 'you're fucking kidding me right?!' look of disdain - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Who gives someone like me a plant to care for in the heat of summer. I hope it survives, the blooms smell delicious. 🍑
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RHP User
8 years ago
your wife calls out from the bedroom to let you know that her and her twin sister are naked and lonely, and you request a rain cheque - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
The water you're drinking is squirting out of your pores! Peachy, hot, not in a good way...
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RHP User
8 years ago
The washing drys in the washing machine (after getting a wash) When I drink wine with ice cubes - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
When she slips into something the size of a shoelace ;) mmmmmmmmmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
its 42 degrees and the power goes off. And all you are really worried about are the icy poles in the freezer.
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RHP User
8 years ago
The mrs doesn't even care about her housemates (male and female) and walks around the house naked! (Yes we are still renting!) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
The ants are flooding in from outside Peachy
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sweetgem
8 years ago
You have splashed a large patch of water on your tops, then went outside to put the rubbish out, came back in and your tops is dry as! 😰 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
You get out of the pool, and your hair that can take hours to dry is drying in seconds! Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
When you wish you were a child, and the memories of sitting on the cool lino floor sucking the cool flavoured ice blocks placed in one of those square cones as well as having fun outside and being able to cool down with the hose/ sprinkler.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'PeachyPearL' You get out of the pool, and your hair that can take hours to dry is drying in seconds! Peachy You know its hot when you have a cold shower, get out and dry your hair (with a cold blower), 5-minutes later it is dripping wet from the heat / humidity.
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RHP User
8 years ago
You know it's hot when you're opening the freezer to cool your boobs 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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luvsilver
8 years ago
Chest freezer? Mr Luvsilver
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MsJonesy
8 years ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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RHP User
8 years ago
My dogs aren't running 'round mad. And SA my two will go for a walk anytime. I just keep them off roads and concrete to avoid burning their pads
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RHP User
8 years ago
Useing a packet of frozen peas to cool down. LC.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U'Quoting 'PeachyPearL' You get out of the pool, and your hair that can take hours to dry is drying in seconds! Peachy You know its hot when you have a cold shower, get out and dry your hair (with a cold blower), 5-minutes later it is dripping wet from the heat / humidity. People are vying for who is hotter. And, not in a good way. Peachy xo
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