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any advice

March 10 2010

hi to all im just wanting to know if anyone can help as ive been trying to spice things up a bit with my wife but nothing seems to work i even went and shaved my balls the other night and all she did was to laugh and roll over and go to sleep just not sure what to try next

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Um Wilde ... Your a fuckwit mate

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hullo justfun, Perhaps getting back top basics may help, romance her, flowers,wine and dine, flowers etc etc Remember for women...... the sex starts in the mind...seduce her mind and the sky is the limit... If that fails then i wish u good luck !!! ps Seducing her mind may take some time but will be worth it in the end im sure :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi justfun - I have a suggestion or 2 but would prefer to do it my direct message. Alas, I'm a guest. If you're interested in having a chat about it, please message me.And just so that this message is not ambiguous, no, I'm not referring to any suggestions that involve me :)lilmiss x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Justforfun if you're new around here please forgive my mate Nick, he's a wayward soul!With so little info advice is hard to give. All I can say is talk, talk, talk and listen, listen, listen. If one or both of you is unhappy with things then it's time to face them and try and work it out.Good luck

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Just ask her if she minds if you fuck someone else instead.... I mean, if you are being taken for granted, then you're nothing more than a flatmate with a wedding band anyway. Women do this because they think.. "well, if he cheats, I'll play the victim with all our friends".. it's typical female emotional blackmail. Take control of your own sex life. You know you want to. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Tell her to shave her balls ..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ask HER to write a list of what SHE wants...while you do the dishes That way she takes some ownership for the sexual/intimate part of your relationship. Just a thought.... Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    There has to be more to this than meets the eye. In fact so much more that it makes it difficult to explore all possibilities however there are some positives here being, you: 1. recognize there is a problem 2. want to do something about it Tho what the heck you are doing on an adult site as a single male is rather confusing...maybe she found out you're looking elsewhere In which case Id be doing a bit more than laughing at your nakie sack...so consider yourself lucky you still have your cock and tackle!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Did you trim the rest of your pubes too so there was a gradual decrease in length towards yer nuts. It can look a bit funny if it goes from long to short with no transition, maybe that's what she was laughin about. If you're a ginger it'd probably look funny whatever you do...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    is probably not gunna work out of the blue. i've been keeping mine short for years,sumthing bout leather, hot weather and crotch rot, ahahahahahahahahaha.i'm afraid (very afraid) i would have to agree with the women folk on this onein that the best sex starts in her head. get her mind off day to day struggles,no matter how miner they seem to you, MAY be the answer. gettin her in themood's gunna help you EXPLODE man.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaMAX

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow09'Um Wilde ... Your a fuckwit mate You make me laugh with your random 'forum bombs' despite all the 'oh y cant we just be nice to one another' clap trap...On ya for being an individual!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow09' Um Wilde ... Your a fuckwit mate whilst i don't agree with some (sometimes all) of Nicky's sentiments, no need for you to abuse him...by all means, take apart what he says...but no need to criticise the dude...no-one calls you a fuckwit, do they ??cheersjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sorry Jose ... But that just wouldnt be Me.. I am just stating what most were thinking and that is where i will leave it.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Go hire a copper uniform and get some big glasses. Bang loudly on the door and when she answers shove a badge under her nose, a piece of paper with SEARCH WARRANT written on it and barge into the house. Throw her up against the wall and frisk her. Tell her to spread her legs. etc etc. Ask her what she did with it, and if she plays along, frisk her panties for a minute or two then tell her to strip. If she doesn't respond to this take her to therapy. Or find out who she's been rooting. Or both. Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I reckon wowow's response was in keeping with Nick's thread. Tho somehow I don't reckon either party would give a toss over what we or anyone else has to say...but it sure makes for interesting reading....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I like that scenerio random....Shit!...I going to do that! thanks ..lol And then I will find a fireman too! why not ? on the same night!.. mmmmmmmmm hehe huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sweet! You said you weren't posting anymore!! Haha fibber. All you needed was a hot fantasy! I got another one for ya... but you'll have to message me to get it lol Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    so many options but i think going back to basics is where i should start and see where we go from there.mynameonurlips i dont know where you were looking as when i checked my profile i sayes that im married

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i would like to here your suggestion lilmissfussy but i to am only a guest just a little more info we have been married for 7 years and together for 14 years we have 3 kids and she is a stay at home mum i have never cheated on her and not looking to and as far as i know neather has she

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    geeze Random...........I think i committed a crime...........lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    FFS..Random!..all your sweet talking that got me back! thanks by the way ...MWA..xxxxxxxx huggies sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxx I want that other fantasy story!...gimme it!...:P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'justfun69er'i would like to here your suggestion lilmissfussy but i to am only a guest just a little more info we have been married for 7 years and together for 14 years we have 3 kids and she is a stay at home mum i have never cheated on her and not looking to and as far as i know neather has she Hmmm....just checked your profile, you say that you are looking for" play meets" only. I'm guessing this would be on the monkey bars at the local park....pack a snack, take a drink bottle, home by 5pm? Couldn't possibly mean cheating....could it?.....nahh didn't think so..... Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Random is on to something there...Think of any fantasys you both discussed...play on that... Worth a try! huggoes sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxx ps..sorry to hear she laughed at you...sad that..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Onebright...you saved my fingers from going on a 'what tha hell' tirade! Reckon wowow's f bomb should be directed at the post'er now lol gawd....men!! gotta love em or relieve them of their meaty bits so their brain becomes operational...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Nope never vicious ... Just said what i thought. as jerk, asshole, dickhead could all be included but i thought Fuckwit was the most appropriate.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    wowow gets my vote! huggies.. sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxx Justfun...then you and her need a nice weekend away! oohh...and buy her some classy lingerie when you get back home! not for the holiday ..just to say you had a nice time..make sure it is classy...not lil biddy sheer stuff..long and flowing in her fav color..matching gown if you can.. best of luck..keep us posted xxxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    that everyone was entitled to an opinion...whether anyone else agrees with it or not...cheersjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' Sometimes all the poor woman needs is a no pressure holiday alone with hubby. Sometimes it's so far gone you have to take drastic measures and fill her life with gifts, beauty spa days, all her fave things without expecting anything in return. its a little hard to get away without the kids but i do like the sound of that i think i will have to work on it . today she has a day of with no kids she has gone out to pamper herseif and told her not to come back till tonight as they say happy wife happy life lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ....but I think you need to make another change from "taking things slow" to " social meets only" ....given you don't intend on cheating on her Hope she enjoys her day and gives you a "spicy" present tonight! Jx Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Quoting 'justfun69er'i would like to here your suggestion lilmissfussy but i to am only a guest just a little more info we have been married for 7 years and together for 14 years we have 3 kids and she is a stay at home mum i have never cheated on her and not looking to and as far as i know neather has she Hmmm....just checked your profile, you say that you are looking for" play meets" only. I'm guessing this would be on the monkey bars at the local park....pack a snack, take a drink bottle, home by 5pm? Couldn't possibly mean cheating....could it?.....nahh didn't think so..... Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Well Nick_Wilde You are just full of class!!!!!!!!!!!! Justfun69er Take your wife to a romantic dinner a few wines go from there sweetie try that see how you go....... Kittycat49 xxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sorry Jose!!! But what would Nick know about romancing! He is way out of control the way he speaks to people......... If you dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all................ God help the women he meets up with,do they know waht he is really like! Kittycat49 xx