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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  There are too many to list and most of them can be corroborated by my friends here. Sorry, but I'm gonna have to sit this one out in an effort to salvage what little remains of my dignity!! Flirty x

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Well, something funny happened to me today... I was at the beauticians waiting to get my Brazilian wax done and of course they were running a little late. So I thought I would log in and have a little look at RHP and I happened to read a very saucy comment from a friend that got me a little .... well a little wet. Fark. You know it is a little inconvenient when you are just about to strip off and spread your legs for another woman and not only are you turned on, you are wet too. What's a girl to do??? I went in there laid down and spread my legs, closed my eyes and thought of England, counted sheep, think bad thoughts, oops a flash of a sexy arse crosses my mind.... must stop thinking about fucking, is it really necessary for her to get her head so close, smooth hands rubbing in the cream up and down, up and down.Finally its over. I get up and turn around and I have left a wet patch. Oops, how embarrassment! heheheShe did wink at me and say that she would see me next time though. So do you think tomorrow is enough time for the hair to grow back??? xxMeeks

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'There are too many to list and most of them can be corroborated by my friends here. Sorry, but I'm gonna have to sit this one out in an effort to salvage what little remains of my dignity!! Flirty x Thanx Flirty - l'm with you on this xxx

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I know just the wax lady to send you to to ensure that NEVER happens again! *groan*

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Not quite sexy but looking back it was hilarious . A long time ago when I was much younger I went out on a date with a very Hot Tall Brunette. Well the night was a success and we had a great time and as we left the restaurant she totally surprised me by saying rather than going for a drink lets go back to your place ...You Fucking Beauty I thought I am in and its only 9 o’clock .. didn’t need to get a few drinks in to pluck up the courage to ask her back she is already keen . So we jump in the car and are at my place within 15 mins and we walk in the back door of my house AND find my two house mates ......So Drunk that they both have already passed out . Lasagne splattered all over the kitchen and absolutely everywhere ceilings, cupboards ,walls and they themselves covered head to toe in tomato paste, meat and pasta. They decided to drink the homebrew we had been brewing and it was so strong it had completely wiped them out

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Quoting 'Meeka100' Well, something funny happened to me today... I was at the beauticians waiting to get my Brazilian wax done and of course they were running a little late. So I thought I would log in and have a little look at RHP and I happened to read a very saucy comment from a friend that got me a little .... well a little wet. Fark. You know it is a little inconvenient when you are just about to strip off and spread your legs for another woman and not only are you turned on, you are wet too. What's a girl to do??? I went in there laid down and spread my legs, closed my eyes and thought of England, counted sheep, think bad thoughts, oops a flash of a sexy arse crosses my mind.... must stop thinking about fucking, is it really necessary for her to get her head so close, smooth hands rubbing in the cream up and down, up and down.Finally its over. I get up and turn around and I have left a wet patch. Oops, how embarrassment! heheheShe did wink at me and say that she would see me next time though. So do you think tomorrow is enough time for the hair to grow back??? xxMeeks I can so relate to this. Why is it that we think naughty thoughts at the most inopportune times. Every time I get a wax i am always hoping i'm not sopping wet, lol ....... maybe she would like it too, just like your beautician

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I tried a brazilian once, I was getting to the point where I was going to slap her it was getting so painful. So the trick is to turn that pain around hehehe.I did have a problem with overzealous Kegel muscles once, nice vibrator being used on me, me giving him head, then I kinda did a crunch to come up a bit and he didnt have hold of the vibrator so "POP" it shot out.... across his wooden floors to add to the effect landing with a bang thud wallop. He laughed so hard, but I remember it wasn't a nice laugh and I was really embarressed. I felt like an Asian ping pong girl.

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