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M45

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February 10 2019

I'm new here. Any tips from more epxrienced folk out there? Cheers.

Comments

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    7 years ago

    Firstly and most importantly, don't use fake pics on your profile. Nice try but you're not fooling anyone. 😕 Folks here have to put up with all these fake profiles and fake pics, just time wasters. we can sniff them a mile away. In doing so, you've underestimated our intelligence and already raised a red flag on your integrity. Begs to question what else are you hiding?😎 So you're off to a bad Start already. I can't even be bothered to read the rest of your profile. You'll likely to be blocked by many for the fake pic. Good luck.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    thnx for your feedback. you're absoulutel right. I have 2 pics atm one is obviously fake and one is not. I shall remove the fake one, thnx again cheers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    If you put a bit of vinegar in your boiling water it helps bind eggs together so they don’t separate when you poach them. Solid tip 🙌🏻

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    and also did you know that vinegar makes an excellent weed killer.

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    7 years ago

    And household cleaner when teamed with Bicarb How magical is vinegar? Just dont try to catch flies with it according to my mother 😋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I didn’t, but I’m gonna try it now!

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    i like red wine vinegar or lemon juice and soy sauce on my fried rice mr b

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    7 years ago

    Mr B, red wine vinegar on fried rice?? That's just bizaar enough to give it a crack🍲🍲

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ...with the live mother culture floating in the bottle in that nifty pipe with the water bowl at the bottom. Takes out impurities, easier to clean, cool fresh taste and easier to keep clean. Ohhh now that....I did copy straight from the internets, dudes and dudettes. I'll only confess to being a perverted degenerate of inestimable congress. There's your free tip..be a pervert!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Don't listen to what women say attracts them in a man, most women will tell you the things they'd like to see in a man they're already attracted to. Specifically, dick pics, they actually love them. You just got to make sure you have a good one. Obviously a shit dick pic is not going to help but a good one will generate lots of interest. A few people will think this advice is satire and maybe it is but good satire always contains a grain of truth. "Get a dick pic up" was the single best piece of advice I received as a newbie.

  • FlirtParties

    FlirtParties

    7 years ago

    Vinegar also kills warts quickly - a few drops on a bandaid and cover the wart. Use a new one morning and night and in about 5 days the wart is dead and will fall out.

  • FlirtParties

    FlirtParties

    7 years ago

    Also, use the Verify my Profile to get your profile verified. Without a verification you look like every fake profile with no friends and barely any effort on the profile description. All the best FLIRT xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    A) Choose an age range rather than relying on the template. It shows some discretion on your behalf rather than anyone will do.B) Verify your profile. It goes toward the overall picture of how 'real' you are.C) Make an effort with your grammar in your write up. A lot of people will reject you over it. D) Add more to your write up to give people a sense of who you are. It may be a site based on sex but there is much more to it than that.E) You won't be able to make direct contact if you don't make some effort to become a member.F) As a member events will become more available to you.F) Actually follow up on the tips offered. So many people ask for them and then ignore. There's more but that's it from me for now, Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    At your profile name at first puzzled and then ..light bulb moment ..of course Don Juan!!! A fictional character,a seducer of women.Is that your secret desire?Because your profile doesn't exactly reflect that. Good luck in your search. Hugs Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Think I’m a bit ‘anal’ in that I like the background to be clear of filth and clutter 😂 Nothing worse in my opinion that seeing some nice looking, attractive person and realising they live like a pig 🐷 So many profiles with piles of crap or dirty laundry in the shot 🤦‍♀️

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    For not waffling on about having a magic tongue, jet powered dick or unique squirting and gushing techniques. Good luck!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    @deepestpurple I can tell you now every girl I've spoken to have hated dick pics. Dicks are not attractive at all to me and all the girls that have spoken about it. To the poster just be truthful and be yourself

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Thanks everyone for the constructive feedback. Nice to see so many willing peeps. Cooking tips and all. GO the rhp community.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Entertain_us' @deepestpurple I can tell you now every girl I've spoken to have hated dick pics. Dicks are not attractive at all to me and all the girls that have spoken about it. To the poster just be truthful and be yourself Did you miss the first paragraph of my post? I think you missed the first paragraph of my post.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Speaking as a woman who you've never spoken to Entertain_Us, some of us gals do have different tastes and this is the perfect place for that. Damn, I miss the days this was the Hot half of the site. Peachy,

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    TIP: NOT for genital warts. OUCH! Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Just a fun profile name I chose. Seducing women like the legendary Don Juan is not my main purpose on here. Hence the reason why I havent put too much effort into my profile as yet. For now I'm just having a look and hopefully connect with some cool people along the way. Cheers.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'spooks1977' Think I’m a bit ‘anal’ in that I like the background to be clear of filth and clutter 😂 Nothing worse in my opinion that seeing some nice looking, attractive person and realising they live like a pig 🐷 So many profiles with piles of crap or dirty laundry in the shot 🤦‍♀️ But if he takes your comment on board he will have a pic in a display home setting. But go back to his house and be greeted with chaos

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' TIP: NOT for genital warts. OUCH! Ms Foxy Didnt work then?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    I have no f*cking idea! The thought alone makes me cringe. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    I have no f*cking idea! The thought alone makes me cringe. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Ha ha true...one guy sent me a photo of his kitchen (weird) an dhis bin was overflowing 🤢

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Entertain_us' @deepestpurple I can tell you now every girl I've spoken to have hated dick pics. Dicks are not attractive at all to me and all the girls that have spoken about it. To the poster just be truthful and be yourself A curious comment from one who is rubbing their minge in their profile pic.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You can double your fuel efficiency by adding a litre of vinegar to your tank when you fuel up. Vinegar is amazing.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I paid attention to the background and overall thought at least it was clear of clutter. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'OkeyDoke45' You can double your fuel efficiency by adding a litre of vinegar to your tank when you fuel up. Vinegar is amazing. I think I'll take my vinegar with a pinch of salt, and fish and chips. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You can also make your vinegar go a little bit further if you add a cup of petrol to every bottle!

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    @fff the red wine vinegar is only good when added with soy ,and you need to get the balance right sometime i also like to add a dash of sesame oil ,makes outstanding fried rice taste even better mr b