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January 06 2013

I had two truck loads of firemen turn up at my door this afternoon...........thought all my christmasses had come at once...(thankyou thankyou thankyou.....karma)If it had been 2 truckloads of accountants I wondered whether my thoughts would have turned to naughty .......actually you know those suits firemen wear........not so sexy.........scratchy .....apparently there was no fire...and really no reason to keep clinging to the fit firm muscular firemans body..........but it took two of his co workers to peel me off...........guess i was terrified ...... ( i was...i was naked prior to their arrival and couldnt decide what to wear in a hurry and remain looking worth saving)LOLSo....What occupations make you go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I can well imagine Miss BP Naughty Girl Welcome back Mr SR

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    13 years ago

    Fortunately our real estate agent has hired one of the hottest around. I perve from the second he rocks up. I have said this before but you only need hotness, a hammer, some manual skills and preferably a ute to qualify as one in my books. Partial to a fireman or 3 too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    that is a very sneaky plot to attract 2 fire truck loads!(trust everything is ok)The boys in blue are usually rather gorgeous(something about their batons and handcuffs too )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Women in Uniform.. Coppers, ambos, nurses, pilots........

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I think Australians call them "ambos?" The girls in the Ambulance :)Probably just because a couple of cute ones jammed a needle in my ass cheek after being bitten by a red back spider. It is more about the type of person in the job rather than the stuff they've got on.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Paramedics. Mmmmm....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    in Navy Dress Whites         I moved countries simply based on a man wearing his Navy Whites !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Do it for me. With a glossy tie and shiny shoes. Guess what's in his briefcase??? *insert devil emoticon*

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    but engineers seem to do it for me. Something about all that brain power combined with a little social awkwardness... I've always been a nerdophile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I've have relationships with both and believe you me... nothing is what it's wrapped up to be!! I must admit a man in any uniform does it for me...except a Taxi uniform - ewwwwwwwwwww!I think cause they are well dressed and groomed..BUT then again I see a TRADIE and oh la la.... mmmm hot sweaty body, toned arms..JUST DELICIOUS!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Its funny being involved in Defence for work for a long time now so you see a lot of women in cams and its the opposite. Its like an instant way of hiding any part of a hard sexy body so if you see a women who looks good in cams then you can bet that out of cams in normal civie clothes will be wow.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    a horny young doctor, but he doesn't want to do it in the office...?I promised I wouldn't tell..

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Hmm....definitely the men in uniform...firemen, paramedics, I suppose cops but due to some bad experiences awhile back I wouldn't actually go there with the latter again.Oh yep and tradies!! We had some here putting on a new roof not long ago and I think I may have made a spectacle of myself with my drooling .Also a guy in a suit....I mean a proper suit with tie etc....omg does it to me everytime.And the creative types, musicians etc. with longer hair, tatts, and a bit of the broodiness going on...yummmm.Guess my tastes run the whole spectrum....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ...about a well-dressed Personal Assistant in what can be very sexy 'office dress' that seems to just do it for me, I've had my own before and she was very hot!Come to think of it, the Executive Director's PA was pretty hot too. Then there was the PA that worked in the lawyers office two floors down that was even hotter. The best part about having my own PA was the morning when she winked at me and said 'From now on, you can bring me coffee' so I rolled out of bed and turned on the espresso machine.Any smart businessman always does what his PA tells him.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I am a handy man in many ways , if i turned up with a drill would u feel like being drilled

  • smo669

    smo669

    13 years ago

    Pole dancers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    So true what you say about pilots. On the upside they're good for a laugh (at, more often than with), one of my fave jokes was, "How do you know if there's a pilot at your party?" A:"He'll tell you. And everyone else. Repeatedly" :P Not true about taxi drivers tho, one of my faves started driving cabs at night and is a PT by day, so although he was sexy as fuck to begin with, the generic white shirt and black pants makes for fun 'servant' role play

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well on my way to the building site today I saw a little old lady trying to cross the road, as I stopped to let her cross a young thug knocked her over and ran off with her bag, quick as a flash (and I mean flash) I donned my police uniform and chased down the thief, once I caught him I chucked him into the paddy wagon, on my return to the little old lady I, quick as a flash donned my ambos / paramedic uniform and approached the little old lady and gave her back her handbag and offered her medical assistance, my good deed done for the day, or so I thought ..... As I jumped back into my ute to go to the building site I saw a bunch of 8yo's all staring up a tree, so I got out of my ute and quick as a flash I donned my firemans outfit, climbed the tree and got one of the kids cat down, so I hopped back in my ute and started to drive again, the young lady in front of me was clearly applying her make up and didn't notice the car stopped in front of her and went smack bang into it, so again I gout out, quick as a flash got into my business suit and offered her legal advise, I then proceeded to drive to the airport to jump into the plane so I could fly to the building site Amen !!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    One of my Idols thinks I'm socially awkward..~rolls eyes~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Personal trainer of course!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Another one keen on the firemen here...but that said have recently discovered there's something kinda hot about soldiers too..or maybe it's just me imagining helping them off with all that gear that makes it hot :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    You must only be talking about firies.....surely us pilots can't be bad! (At least, the instructors..) *wonders if I should post a pic of me in my uniform with my shiny golden wings*

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Well..... I am sucker for a man in uniform - army, navy, airforce, ambo, yum yum yum....... But I am also a sucker for a farmer - jeans, tshirt, cowboy boots and hat - yes please

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    You don't have to be awkward to be an engineer, it just seems for some reason that the awkward ones always make me cum...?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    a tradie with a hard body.....very mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    There is something very sexy about the ladies in blue with pistols at their hips.       Maybe I'm actually a sub

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    LOL miss sara...illl send the ex's details on over ....Repent.......well that you should indeed !! no mention of nuns tho so you may be savedDG....just been drilled recently......shame...ill let you know when the next project needs a mans touchdont fret LRE....socially awkard....your superior intellect will outshine the lack of engaging in boring small talk,,,,just stand there and look intelligent and watch the girls slither down in front of you ....perhaps hold a ruler in your hand....smacking it gentle against your palm or thigh occassionally....girls like smartsup there...somewhere....you must be a million years old to have such great credentials !! Do you cook too ??...how about massage...slippery mans hands all over my body...mmmmm that makes me go .mmmmmmand BTW miss Sara....your bad bad bad,,,,fancy making a taxi driver be your servant...they work long hours driving all day and noight ! you should let the man rest lolwhat uniform does a pole dancer wear ??? how do you know them in a crowd....without their pole....have a studio just a few steps away from me...ill get back to you on how to identify them miss b ( is that for binoculars)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Oh how I've enjoyed reading this thread!   Firemen. I have NO idea why but I find myself completely shy and blushing in their presence. Dammit.   Soldiers. What's not to love about a man that trains to protect his country. As long as he's not a total knob head.   Navy men. One of my first ongoing flings when I was just a gal. Waving him off, getting the phone call that he was arriving back in town ... oh so sweet and romantic :) It never occurred to me back then that he had one of me in every port!   Tradies. The tan, the muscles, the talent for fixing things!   But my fave of all - super intelligent, well educated, professional men who LOOK and DRESS like a hot tradie and have the leadership and fix it skills of all of the above :)   Fussy b*tch aren't I!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    x army x fireman now in another profession with uniform   I like cops   when I was in NYC some firemen picked me up, went outside the bar hailed a NYC police van with two cops in it they said show us your tits and we will take you for a ride   yes I got to travel around all night with six firmen and two cops and then went home to my hotel with one fireman well actually Two lol ahhhh I do love to travel

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    anyone that can rescue me or save my life

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I agree Ms_Devious :) Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Paramedics. Mmmmm....

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    13 years ago

    A man with a sexy voice that knows how to strum a guitar and so is good with his hands... Yum. Also of course a sexy cop who would slap some cuffs on me and punish me for being bad. Double yum. Dida Xx- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    A firemen turned up at my house, let himself in with his key and made me coffee in bed... But then... Im lucky like that.. . Seriously, I like the smell of deisel, warm male and dust combined...powerful aphrodisiac for me..... My man has his own trucking business and volunteers for RFS...I guess I get the best of both.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    When it was still Kosherto do so, was invited into a cockpit and I nearly was overcome with fumes of mens cologne..and that was only on a short haul flight!!! mehhh negative on the "plane nerds" but the men in blue do it for me EVERY time!! Can get booked and will still have a smile on my face..Ok Im slightly peeved at losing my points and the bloody fine....Mr Sat in his king gees working on the car or in the yard can sometimes set off the pheromones too...strange....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm going to blow a big trumpet here, and I'll apologise now for that...but sometimes the truck drivers of our nation save lives everyday without those that have been saved ever knowing that they were in danger.....just sayin btw :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Goooooood afternoon Wagga traffic mike tango delta is inbound at 10 miles from the northwest, on descent from 4500, passing through 3500, expected time to circuit area 45. Wagga traffic. :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    yep the musicans do it for me too, lucky i have one long hair,broodie so hot, im a lucky girl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    housewives..... specifically....mine.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'slinkey'a horny young doctor, but he doesn't want to do it in the office...? I promised I wouldn't tell..I have two

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yes I'm a sucker for all of those stereotypes too. Firemen Police Pilots Tradies Suits don't do it for me anymore....had enough of them all my life, hell I married a city suit type...now I want rough rugged cavemen types;) Minxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Ok I have exceptions to the suit thing...if they smell really good too, can't resist!

  • BigJLittleC

    BigJLittleC

    13 years ago

    Mine is definatly a woman in buisness attire, esspecially and nice suit. Something about the level of class and power it emits.   Oh and if anyone's interested I still have my tool belt and king gee's when I'm not wearing the green :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Doctors.physios,specialist,I find myself chatting them up whenever i visit. Have felt a hard cock against me a few times,but never acted on it! see I like to tease,lol Something hot about teasing a man that has boundaries. Oh i wouldn't say no if a hot 1 recipitated.   No wonder I can see myself in a latex nurses costume!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...Attractive (yet prim and prudish appearing) librarian or Scientist (Also English Teacher)...the type that would appear shockingly tempting if only she would remove the glasses (not necessary always), unleash the hair and undo her top button.....   Basically, Librarian - glasses, skirt and hair in a bun).....   Danny x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ghostbusters' I'm going to blow a big trumpet here, and I'll apologise now for that...but sometimes the truck drivers of our nation save lives everyday without those that have been saved ever knowing that they were in danger.....just sayin btw :) I wonder where I can find such a hero in disguise (bats eyelashes)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lol I'm sure there are plenty around your lovely location ;). Btw I'll be able to wave to you as I drive by today about 2pm....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    hahah why did that just sound dirty.I wish I had known you were coming as we could have met for a chit chat.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It's like this...I didn't do my research lol as I've spent the last 2 days driving past lol and had the weekend in Newcastle....lol.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Re: all the fantasies of cops with their handcuffs....I have actually experienced this and yes it was freaking hot, something about the fact that they were real handcuffs, not those fluffy toy things...I also know of a cop who shagged a friend of mine in the cop car while he was on duty.....and many other sordid stories. It's a very different environment and you need to have your wits about you. Unfortunately I was young and naive. So now I stick to just admiring from a distance.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Philosopherpoet' ...Attractive (yet prim and prudish appearing) librarian or Scientist (Also English Teacher)...   Danny xBut I want the English teacher!!! Call me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ghostbusters' It's like this...I didn't do my research lol as I've spent the last 2 days driving past lol and had the weekend in Newcastle....lol. Well there better be a next time

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    They wont let me wear guns at work......scares the clientele apparently and im far too passive anyways....I remember updating a gentleman that Nurses dont wear uniforms anymore...nearly broke his heart poor chap....personally.... suits and intell with fine scent do it for me.....and a tradies bronzed body.....and im a bit partial to the secretary look myself as well.....as i remove the clasp and let my brunette locks flounce and fall about my face, kicking off my heels and relaxing on the couch....mmmmm intelligent women.......... or men...... strong dynamic and in control.......with a hint of wicked...and a fun sense of humour...great smile...positve attitude....and yes preferrably employed lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    the Art teacher ... ? ;-)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Not tradies! We had 3 over this morning, to try and work out yet another water issue in our new house, held my breath til they left. A bit of soap and some deodorant may have helped, Hubby didnt notice, lucky him and his nose that doesnt work! Shel

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' So true what you say about pilots. On the upside they're good for a laugh (at, more often than with), one of my fave jokes was, "How do you know if there's a pilot at your party?" A:"He'll tell you. And everyone else. Repeatedly" :PAn old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’The two sat sipping in silence.A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ghostbusters' Goooooood afternoon Wagga traffic mike tango delta is inbound at 10 miles from the northwest, on descent from 4500, passing through 3500, expected time to circuit area 45. Wagga traffic. :) Essendon Tower, Cherokee Juliet India Oscar is Albert Park Lake, one thousand-five hundred, received Delta, request left-hand city orbit

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Come and help me wite the pilots operating manual I haven't fucking finished yet ..... But shhhhhh......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Write .... See I do need help!!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' Come and help me wite the pilots operating manual I haven't fucking finished yet ..... But shhhhhh...... I can help you with the section on joystick operation if you like..

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'paintme' Come and help me wite the pilots operating manual I haven't fucking finished yet ..... But shhhhhh...... I can help you with the section on joystick operation if you like.. The control column. No come here and set my trim ...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    you are my hero,saving lives at truck stops

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    there is of course something very primal about fire.It represents sooo many different things,and of course at the moment is so dangerous.To all those sexy fireys,thank you for all the amazing work you do putting yourselves in harms way every day. But today I am glad I don't need you to rescue me

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I'll need a new cape soon :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'paintme' Come and help me wite the pilots operating manual I haven't fucking finished yet ..... But shhhhhh...... I can help you with the section on joystick operation if you like.. The control column. No come here and set my trim ... ...inspect your flaps and tail while I'm about it?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'paintme' Come and help me wite the pilots operating manual I haven't fucking finished yet ..... But shhhhhh...... I can help you with the section on joystick operation if you like.. The control column. No come here and set my trim ... ...inspect your flaps and tail while I'm about it? Predictable!!! But... here's something new. When I fly, my engine is self lubricating. And I'm a bit like those planes that drop those water bombs that are putting those fires out atm.**** ditto to Freyas comments - to the fireys, pilots, emergency services etc ... thoughts and prayers are with you. I'm sending all my positive vibes your way.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'paintme' Come and help me wite the pilots operating manual I haven't fucking finished yet ..... But shhhhhh...... I can help you with the section on joystick operation if you like.. The control column. No come here and set my trim ... ...inspect your flaps and tail while I'm about it? Predictable!!! But... here's something new. When I fly, my engine is self lubricating. And I'm a bit like those planes that drop those water bombs that are putting those fires out atm.**** ditto to Freyas comments - to the fireys, pilots, emergency services etc ... thoughts and prayers are with you. I'm sending all my positive vibes your way. an emergency gear release?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    foxtrot uniform charlie kilo mike echo ! there are sierra qubec uniform indigo romeo tango indigo november golf cougars everywhere !!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' So true what you say about pilots. On the upside they're good for a laugh (at, more often than with), one of my fave jokes was, "How do you know if there's a pilot at your party?" A:"He'll tell you. And everyone else. Repeatedly" :P Oh yeah...I know what you mean...such a BORE!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Being self employed.... I get to choose my work. Some days I'm a carpenter, others I'm a mechanic... A welder, a fencer, a roofer, a paver, a bricklayer, a painter, a stock man or I put on the cowboy hat for working horses.... Former suits have include bush fire fighter, roadside accident assistance, ses search and rescue, and I have been known to rarely put on a tuxedo.... So ladies, take your pic..... But my favorite uniform is my birthday suit

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox' Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' So true what you say about pilots. On the upside they're good for a laugh (at, more often than with), one of my fave jokes was, "How do you know if there's a pilot at your party?" A:"He'll tell you. And everyone else. Repeatedly" :P Oh yeah...I know what you mean...such a BORE!! Did I mention I'm a pilot?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Nothing gets me wetter than a man who knows how to handle a big rig !!!!! My hubby is one of those men and there is nothing better than the smell of grease, deisal and armour all mixed with hot dirty sex on the side of the highway yummmmmm xox- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    mmmmm i do like the smell of deisel......and aviation fuel.......Not that I a petrol sniffer ....i also like the smell of kerosene...grandma had a kero fridge...oh bugga...that makes me sound like a dinosaur..... LOLso Mel....just hang out at truck stops you reckon hey ..... LOL......and airports (guess it'd be junk shops for the kero)aaahhh when men were men ....

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Nudie girls, fri nights at the pub.Back in the dayMado