profile names

Not exactly front-page news but ....?I'm curious to know who would win your 'Oscar' for the best, worst, funniest, most clever or crude profile name on rhp? I've noticed there are some real doozies and well...(one in particular I find hilarious) and every time I see this guys profile name in searches I nearly pee my pants laughing! Okay..so which 'handle' has had you heaving with laughter or just thinking wtf? Go!DBS....(pmpl)