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February 16 2010

A radio station was having a competition for married couples. They would ring one ask three questions then ring the other and if the answers were the same they win a $!0,000 holiday. One morning then rang a guy named Paul. OK Paul you know what this is about? Sure do go ahead ask the questions. First question when was the last time you had sex? This morning around 8am. Second question, how long did it last? About 15 minutes. Whoe there mate we think you are stretching it but we will take your answer Third question, where did you have it? Well the mother in law is staying with us so while she was having a shower we took the opportunity and went for it on the kitchen table. Kitchen table you sly dog. Ok lets ring your wife at work. Jill we have your husband on the other line listening but he cant help you. When was the last time you had sex? Oh this is personal said Jill Just tell the truth sweetheart injected Paul Ok this morning Good said the dj. one out of one How long did it last? Oh dear said JIll, about 14 minutes Close enough we will give it to you. Third question for the prize where did you have it? Oh Paul you didn't tell them that!!! Just answer truthfully dear, Paul said. In the arse she answered

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16 years ago

Im on to you Mk4!! Am taking notes....so watch out..... GI J on the job...

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16 years ago

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Im on to you Mk4!! Am taking notes....so watch out..... GI J on the job...how did you see past my disguise? Note to self, get a new trenchcoat

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16 years ago

You too are cracking me up here!...LOLLOL... Huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxx Note to self...Stop having a coffee's when reading forums! hahahaha....

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16 years ago

Can't wait for next instalment of conty and lippy.. hehe... silly kisses sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxx

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16 years ago

Quoting 'sweetpetite41' Can't wait for next instalment of conty and lippy.. hehe... silly kisses sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxI have her on the run sweet. any year now she is going to crack.

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16 years ago

Ohhh..lordy... that is sad! Any year now? Aww...come on lippy!...What ya doing to the poor man .. hahahhahaha.. huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxx

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