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sexy riddles

August 06 2016

hi i find 2 sexy riddles . You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?Your phone.2. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse? can you work it out and do you have any to add it just a bit of fun i hope and iam sorry do not know why it coming out in big black letter

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The second one bonk? 😄Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When we were on a long road trip and playing I Spy with my kids and it was my turn. I spy with my little eyes something beginning with 'w'. After some good but incorrect guesses, I gave out a clue, without much thought... He has one and I also have one but mine is called something else. I realised what I'd just said could be taken the wrong way but, too late! We all cracked up laughing 😂 The word I had on my clean mind was, in fact, 'wallet' (with mine being a purse) 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is it a Visa Card ?😈 Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    But a woman's is a bit different to a mans. Starts with B 🐞Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    if we are not horny make us a bloody sandwich and we would all get along splendidly

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Invisible ink, how silly Mado Mado Tara xx

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Voice

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Is the second answer "Talk" ?

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    What starts with "F" ends with "k" and if you don't get it , you have to rely on your hand?

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Fork

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    If you have me, most share. If you share, then, you haven't got it. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    You see me every day. Big and small. Once you know, you'll be on the lookout. Take the challenge, I guarantee. :) Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...at the local swingers club I meet 4 ladies All had beavers coloured red, brown, blond, and black. All natural, their collars match their cuffs. Jess's bushy beaver was red. Only one lady was nude she had black hair. Lucy was not blonde, Lauren pubes were not brown, and Chloe was wearing her usual blue fishnets. The blonde never wore red and Lauren would never be nude. I just can't remember who was wearing the white silk robe. Can you work out the colours the ladies were wearing and the colours of their bush? Jess the redhead wore redLauren the blond sexy in whiteLucy beautifully nude had the black bushChloe wearing blue, had the brown curlies.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I vote vegemite

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    *Kangaroos* LOL

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67' ...at the local swingers club I meet 4 ladies All had beavers coloured red, brown, blond, and black. All natural, their collars match their cuffs. Jess's bushy beaver was red. Only one lady was nude she had black hair. Lucy was not blonde, Lauren pubes were not brown, and Chloe was wearing her usual blue fishnets. The blonde never wore red and Lauren would never be nude. I just can't remember who was wearing the white silk robe. Can you work out the colours the ladies were wearing and the colours of their bush? Chloe wore the blue fishnets but quickly removed them as it clashed with her brown pubes Lucy's pubes were black and in the shadows therefore she had to dispense with any clothing. Lauren wore a white silk robe which matched her soft blonde luxurious bush Jess's being a racey redhead wore a red lacy crotch less panties and half cup bra to save time. Jess the redhead wore redLauren the blond sexy in whiteLucy beautifully nude had the black bushChloe wearing blue, had the brown curlies.

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' If you have me, most share. If you share, then, you haven't got it. Ms Foxy How many do you have Ms Foxy *Arches right eyebrow whilst looking over rim off his sunglasses.*

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    What has six wheels and flies?

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    That would be a garbage truck, I believe...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What goes in hard and dry then comes out soft and wet?

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Hank_E_Panky' What goes in hard and dry then comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum Good training skill for oral

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Summersolstice' Quoting 'Aristippusx2' What has six wheels and flies? Stirry's truck. Sorry tall ,but I prefer this answer

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    Everyone has them. It's what you do with it, that counts. The best kept one's are never shared. ;) Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hickory Dickory Dock...... 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Everyone has them. It's what you do with it, that counts. The best kept one's are never shared. ;) Ms Foxy You could add fantasies to that list

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Yes, good answer, but I believe that Stirry's truck actually has more wheels...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yes, chewing gum.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    I could....but that's not the answer. A+ for thinking outside the box. 😝 Ms Foxy

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I could....but that's not the answer. A+ for thinking outside the box. 😝 Ms Foxy Since no one else is willing, we will delve into your secrets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Aristippusx2 8 out of 8 and 2 for style for a ten pointer... Ill have to make something a little more challenging only two posts and you worked it out.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    Yes, you may! 😃 Some things are best not said, kept in my back pocket. 😉 Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    As for the other , its seen everywhere, from your kitchen to open paddock. Look around I guarantee you'll see one. Ms Foxy

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' As for the other , its seen everywhere, from your kitchen to open paddock. Look around I guarantee you'll see one. Ms Foxy Better reveal the answer

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67' Aristippusx2 8 out of 8 and 2 for style for a ten pointer... Ill have to make something a little more challenging only two posts and you worked it out.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    In six steps from slut to dick changing one letter at a time Some clues, Something through which to pervSomething to place a bit inWhen playing with candles you may get some.Something dicks do when they dont get anyCan be worn when nude.When sex is wrong it's...

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67' In six steps from slut to dick You need SIX steps ?? Tall

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    1st line Slut to slit? I think change one letter at a time. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Correct

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    Ok, the answer to my riddle was......ta da! A cow. When I was fist told, I went pffft (whatever(! I tried it out, each day for a week. It's true, I saw a cow ever day, sometimes more than once. Ms Foxy

  • Aristippusx2

    Aristippusx2

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Ok, the answer to my riddle was......ta da! A cow. When I was fist told, I went pffft (whatever(! I tried it out, each day for a week. It's true, I saw a cow ever day, sometimes more than once. Ms Foxy Might be correct for city folks but us dirt diggers reckon it is still Kangaroos

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What's the difference between a woman and a condom? A woman spends more time in your wallet. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Every woman has a voice - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Whats black and white has more keys than you or me but can't open a door and can kill you in an instant? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Fuck - Posted from rhpmobile