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what a wacky world
July 22 2016
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Lifes_great
9 years ago
You can't own more than six dildos but meanwhile in Arizona you are only allowed 2 dildos per household!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Heard on the news the other day a school in Vic has banned clapping at school assemblies because of the noise...seems some cant handle loud noises...they have to jump up and down and pump the air....ffs
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
If it's cultural Or religious laws. Yes, that's right, in some cultures, of course women need to seek their partners approval, and depending where the hair is on the body. ;) Ms Foxy
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RHP User
9 years ago
It is deemed illegal for a woman to be on top during sex. So....if it's 2 women they must be side by side? It's also illegal for a couple who rent a room for the night to sleep nude. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' If it's cultural Or religious laws. Doesn't that apply to _any_ law? They don't arise from a vacuum - the only examples I can think of that don't arise from their own culture would be laws that are introduced via treaty with other nations e.g. DMCA / copyright changes due to free trade agreements.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Maybe use it ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
The Law of Averages?..aren't they the ones who make our laws?😈Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
You will be fined if you detonate a nuclear device.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' You will be fined if you detonate a nuclear device. That just really made me lol - the ridiculousness of such a situation. Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Not Cool
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luvsilver
9 years ago
Mrs Luvsilver doesn't touch my toothpaste.She squeezes from the centre and it mixes the triple stripes up which I hate.In return I don't touch (nor want to) ,her organic plant based toothpaste. Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' You will be fined if you detonate a nuclear device. Seriously?! How much is the fine? Just wondering if it would be worth the penalty to let one off with the firecrackers next fourth of July..Amazed.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Just make sure you gotta bloody long fuse - definitely wouldn't want to stand too close when letting it off... Tall
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Sawadee
9 years ago
And who are you to judge.. ? Poor form.. 😠
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
I was thinking more along the lines of the Armish women. Ms Foxy
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
I have been corresponding privately with the OP for a little while now, and amongst other items discussed, was her desire to contribute to the forums in one form or another. The OP, as has been noted, does have her own difficulties with being able to fully use language, in the form of her spelling and grammar. She did ask me previously whether she should contribute to 'forum life' considering her difficulties, and I encouraged her to do so to help her feel more fulfilled in this area. I did tell her that the autocorrect would try to help her with spelling, but that it may take a little while before she may be comfortable with the feature. Nevertheless, she has shown courage in making the odd replies to forum subjects, and has now tried to start her first Topic. I have encouraged her to keep on with her desires on site. Tall
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
Good stuff! 👍 Ms Foxy x
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
😁😁😁 Ms Foxy
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
NSW had a law that limited the length of the stick that you could beat your wife with.
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Got that wrong. It was overseas. It was the thickness of the stick. Hence the term rule of thumb. No thicker. Always check your sources before going to print
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Got that wrong. It was overseas. It was the thickness of the stick. Hence the term rule of thumb. No thicker. Always check your sources before going to print
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Seachange73
9 years ago
I am having a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all... So many outdated laws.... what about at the recent RNC at Cleveland Ohio. For Safety, the republican party attendees were banned to carry a list of items with them in attendance to the convention. quoted from http://www.cleveland19.com/story/32448157/republican-national-convention-list-of-banned-items. I had a good laugh at some of the 45 items on the list. I have listed some as follows:Tennis balls (wth???)Grappling hooks, sledgehammers, hammers, and crowbars (yep, i always carry these in my handbag. )Ladders (we have enough social climbers already!)LasersBackpacks and bags exceeding the size of 18” x 13” x 7”Coolers or ice chestsstoveshammockscotsmattressessleeping padssleeping bagsTentsbicycle locking deviceslight bulbs (republican elite dont want any of the the simple attendees to get any bright ideas about freedom of speech and equality)linestringwirestrappingcablechainRope (no shibari while on convention)Any projectile launchers, such as water guns and water cannons (read: no super soakers)Umbrellas with metal tipsContainers of bodily fluids ()Sound Amplification Equipment (technically, hearing aids fall under this rule )Explosives (obviously )so you can't carry a tennis ball to the convention but due to Ohio liberal pro-gun laws, anybody is allowed to walk around the convention event area with their licensed gun. As the republicans are heavy supporters of the 2nd amendment (right to bear arms), there is nothing that the police can do to stop any gun totting attendees to walk into the convention with their much loved semi-auto if they so choose to take it with them. Go figure.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Redhot - I'd be in trouble with the haircut law, I love going to the hairdresser and being pampered, if I had a husband and he tried to stop me......I'd poke him in the eye 👉👀 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Sorry about my post. Dont know what happened to the format. Might have to repost. Lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Alaska: You cannot wake a bear up in order to take a picture with it in the state of Alaska. Arkansas: Men can beat their wives, but only once per month in Arkansas. Delaware: A marriage can be annulled if the marriage occurred because of a dare. Florida: It is against the law to imitate an animal in the city of Miami. Hawaii: Ironically, the laws of Hawaii say you cannot appear in public wearing only swimming trunks. Idaho: If you’re giving your sweetheart a box of candy in Idaho, it must weight more than 50 pounds. Illinois: It is very clearly stated that all cars in Illinois must be driven with a steering wheel included. Indiana: In South Bend, Indiana, monkeys cannot smoke cigarettes. Iowa: No one can be charged an admission cost to see a one-armed piano player in the state of Iowa. Kentucky: Kentucky law states that people must bathe at least once per year. Minnesota: Women impersonating Santa Claus can face up to thirty days in prison. Missouri: Men must have permits to shave in the state of Missouri. Nevada: Camels cannot be driven on the highway in Nevada. New Hampshire: You cannot check into a hotel under a false name in New Hampshire. New York: It is illegal in New York to throw a ball at a person’s head for fun. Oklahoma: No ugly or funny faces shall be made at dogs in the state of Oklahoma. Rhode Island: It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley in Rhode Island. South Carolina: Everyone living in South Carolina must take their gun to church with them. Tennessee: You are not allowed to drive and sleep in the state of Tennessee. Just wait if/until Trump the Hump gets the nod as President...Federal law and the Supreme Court may never be the same. Mind, Hilary is no better but has managed to elude the FBI and Grand Jury on dozens of indictable charges so maybe they do need a magician driving the bus? On the books and fortunately rarely if ever enforced. Go figure?
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RHP User
9 years ago
...in WA, the Potato Marketing Corp. got a law made that makes it illegal to be in possession of more than 50kg of potatoes. Fortunately, our local hero...Potato King Tony Galati( of SpudShed fame )...has been battling for freedom of our potatoes( and his markets ) for some time now.Power to the People! Viva the Potato King! ** Where's my clenched fist icon..? **
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
What else could anyone say, but only in the good 'ol USA !! I would love to see someone deliberately go wake a bear to take their Kodak moment, which I imagine would be a very brief affair. And I wonder if the churchgoers in SC get their guns blessed by the priest when partaking of communion ?Oh, the futility of it all.... Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Brother, do the composite... I drive too fast and drink too much and given the opportunity will go bare just not with the bears! I never did even try to take advantage of a woman from Kentucky on a Sunday, In the state I lived in could not even let my horse poop on main street without facing a hanging...the law does not specify if that was me or the horse!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' I would love to see someone deliberately go wake a bear to take their Kodak moment, which I imagine would be a very brief affair. Kodiak moment?
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RHP User
9 years ago
thank you Tall_n_Hard for been a nice sweet guy
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
They'd probably hang the both of you just for good measure.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'redhot666' thank you Tall_n_Hard for been a nice sweet guy Redhot - we all deserve a voice here. You are equally a lovely lady who I have enjoyed getting to know with our private messages, as well as your contributions. Keep on with your efforts ! Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Jearzus if you got elected as PM and I was running the House...we could pass enough laws to make it illegal to take or leave a dump in a public toilet...let alone whilst drunk, riding a camel, holding an umbrella or kissing a member of the opposite sex! ........and NO Pokemon Go! Execution would be swift and painful! Best....... SH
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RHP User
9 years ago
New Zealand Summary Offences Act 1981 is a gold mine. In NZ it is illegal to intentionally deceive someone by acting as a medium or using telepathy, clairvoyance or similar (Part 16) in NZ it i illegal to advertise a "no questions asked" reward for the return of your stolen property (part 25) In NZ it is illegal to throw stones (Part 34) In NZ, it is illegal to surprise someone by use of fireworks (Part 35) - if that surprised a whole group of people, you could get slugged for that too (Part 37) In NZ it is illegal to offend someone with your words (Part 4)
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' New Zealand Summary Offences Act 1981 is a gold mine. In NZ it is illegal to intentionally deceive someone by acting as a medium or using telepathy, clairvoyance or similar (Part 16) I might have to rethink a visit to the land of the long white cloud, then...mind you, I try NOT to deceive, really... In NZ it is illegal to throw stones (Part 34) Obviously glass houses are safe zones... In NZ it is illegal to offend someone with your words (Part 4) It's a wonder then that anyone is left living there...parliament must be excruciatingly quiet. Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Fark me dead if I get hung and well hung because of it....there is some justice in the law!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' It's illegal to dress up as Batman in Australia! I got all excited, until upon further research I learned the law refers to John Batman, the founder of Melbourne. John Batman was horribly disfigured with syphilis and played a big part in the genocide of Tasmanian Aboriginies during the Black Wars in the 19th Century. A dodgy bloke. Melbourne was intended to be called Batmania. Nananananana. Or just nah, I'll go as Catwoman. I've always wondered why a "life" sentence is 25 years. It's illegal for anyone to get married unless it's a male marrying a female. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nah.. Not sure laws mention love. Hmmn
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Omg, how did I manage to stay out of gaol the whole year I lived there? perhaps they were so shocked they thought you wouldn't have intended them to actually hear it - that is the noted legal defence anyway.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Mado reads the Batman before he leaps off that wardrobe again 😈 Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
Batman post 😁Q
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Seachanger
9 years ago
Old English Law, which was what Australia adopted had "The rule of thumb" that stated that you were not allowed to beat your wife with a stick that was thicker than your thumb.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I work in Education and the reason clapping is banned is a lot of autistic children are very noise intolerant and as our education system is inclusive we have to take lots of different situations into account. 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Coincidently I had a situation with a student who has ASD running out of a drama class today.The teacher is very loud and shrill.I figured it was this that upset her..Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
Most probably 😟 Some tones just seem to set them off. My little asd boy I worked with was in a music class and someone put an Ed Sherrin song on...ended in a total meltdown, he was fine with other songs, the mind is a mystical place 😊 I found noise reducing headphones really helped 😊. And I think we're all on the spectrum somewhere...😎 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Seachanger'Old English Law, which was what Australia adopted had "The rule of thumb" that stated that you were not allowed to beat your wife with a stick that was thicker than your thumb. "rule of thumb" as a phrase did not originate with that, that is an urban legend. This actually wasn't in British common law, though there were references to it _from_ other legal systems (U.S.) but the closest to actually being in the English law was as an opinion from a judge in late 1700's who was widely made fun of for expressing his view - he was henceforth called Judge Thumb and it seems to have been a bit like a "please explain" moment for him. Quoting 'leeleigh' I work in Education and the reason clapping is banned is a lot of autistic children are very noise intolerant and as our education system is inclusive we have to take lots of different situations into account. 😊 The actual reason for this school banning clapping is due to a teacher with a hearing disability that causes "acute sensitivity to loud noise". The ban was only for assemblies, and not at school carnivals, performances or smaller gatherings. Which is reasonable in contrast to the articles that were written about it. Source: Elanora Heights Public School website, in a message titled "Misrepresentation of clapping ban story in the media".
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RHP User
9 years ago
And Donald Trump is moving forward to be the Captain Hump in the States.....stay tuned people....there could be even wackier wack laws to cum in the USA...... Australia really is the lucky country....liberated in the freedom of our thongs
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RHP User
9 years ago
AlaskaMoose are banned from having sex on city streets (in Fairbanks).ArizonaYou may not have more than two dildos in the same house.
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