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woman's questions

February 18 2010

Do you love me? Proper answer is yes or more detailed yes dear wrong answers Oh shit yeah would it make you feel better if i said yes That depands on what you mean by love Does it matter Who me     What would you do if i died? A no win situation for the man Because a woman will not let go without follow up questions.   Woman - would you get married again? Man      - Definitaly not Woman - Why not don't you like being married? Man      - Of course i do Woman - Then why wouldn't you marry again Man      - Okay i would get married again Woman - You would? (Looking hurt) Man      - Groans Woman - Wod you sleep with her in our bed? Man      - Where else would we sleep Woman - Would you put away my pictures and replace them with hers? Man      - It would seem the right thing to do Woman -And would you let her use my golf clubs Man      - She can't use them she is left handed Woman -      silence Man    - Oh shit

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    nice one

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    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You've just made me realise that perhaps I have more TESTOSTERONE than OESTROGEN !   Fuck... do women REALLY say that shit ???   How about this:   Guy: I think I"m falling in love with you Saturn Me: Oh... Just keep falling and when you land you'll realise you don't !   I actually said that !!  Cold-heartless bitch I am !   xxx Miss Saturn

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    RHP User

    16 years ago

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