Dinner Party

April 25 2019

Tell me a sentence you can say during a family dinner and during sex. I'll start Slide down... we need to make room for Grandpa! 🙊 Your mother keeps saying I should stuff the bird more, but at this point I think it's over stuffed. Ms Foxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Pass the sugar!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    After my first taste of what you put in front of me, I’m definitely going back for second’s, third’s, and then more after that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I'm so glad you got off so you could cum.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Tasted like a thousand peacocks all fornicaticing on the tip of my tongue.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    We don’t want to waste the stuffing, have we another fine looking bird to soak up the remaining stuffing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Pass.me the grinder please

  • Becky269

    Becky269

    7 years ago

    Don’t forget to help clean up afterwards

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    When the host (very vanilla) was carving the roast she stated, "I like chewing the bone". I literly spat my drink out and thought of this forum. 😂 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Thank father for what I’m about to receive, I will be truly thankful! Hook in

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    This tastes like sweet pinnaple

  • PussyHunter69

    PussyHunter69

    7 years ago

    How many sausages do you want

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Dillie' Tasted like a thousand peacocks all fornicaticing on the tip of my tongue. wadda ya expect, it was a chicko roll.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat... how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?! - thanks Pink Who’d like to stand up and toss the salad? Cream on your pudding? These melons are fantastic! Would you like your oyster natural or with sauce? I hope we’re not having crabs tonight! Does this chicken smell a bit fishy to you? Endless really...😂

  • countryman0275

    countryman0275

    7 years ago

    All you can eat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I must say I'm fuller than a fat girls undies, but I'm certainly up for seconds!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Oh yeah we use a turkey baster - found it gave the same result!

  • greeny71

    greeny71

    7 years ago

    I’ve popped some champagne but spilt it on Rosie and now she’s all wet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Once you try wog sausage you never go back to devon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    "oh no, I always shave my crackling prior" "there ya go, the hubby always needs a nap straight after" "if I sit him this way then we can both keep an eye on the kids" "it'll all be cold and dried up if they wait til the footy's over"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    who jammed the wog sausage into Barrys rump?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    Wipe your chin. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    And I said Grace Open your teeth, then along your tongue. Fill up your belly, oh god I’m glad I cum.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Ay!ay!ay! bloody foram . Truth be told usualy whennyou clik on someones profile it goes to private inbox. As i momenteraly dicoverd that to catch a fox you must know the chicken coup the fox has had in her plain sight and that is when you pounce on that MAUL before she makes it sown the hall. I'm and old sole with pations wisdom and got some sly moves to you be sure to let grandpa know the fox has had her tail thorully manacured and her own borrowing hall trully stuffed on many ocassion so this dinner party will be a main event no doubht! rest asured slying foxtrot has matta foxilia by far not cillia and all there will be left is gapping behind a massive holle with no tail in site as luck will have it cought the tail as her behins was being thorully borrowed deep and true. Grandpa i'm sure will grasp the theim and tone ro be true after all i dare say once apon a time he himself i have no doubt tail rearended a fox or two just for the screw! Which is also true... hope you aprove ! am i invited to that dinner party to ! i can share a storry or two hell i'll be there for that screw .. Even two And i hear that damb sexy stunning neighbour will be there too.!! Veriaty pack . Festive season well feast we must and feast will be had. i.a.frlanoc

  • PoolGuy69

    PoolGuy69

    7 years ago

    Without doubt that’s the best thing I have ever eaten!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Would you like some extra sauce with that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Eat up😁😁😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The hotdog is expanding

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Everyone was in the kitchen and I told them all to scat :S Clean up in aisle 4

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Apparently pineapple makes your cum taste better. How does that work some sicko came in the fruit salad bowl 😑

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Cum makes the pineapple taste better, or is that bitter? :D 🍍

  • Applepiefun

    Applepiefun

    7 years ago

    Your meat would of been nice but u had it tucked away

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    were having roast lamb on sunday Would you like to cum over?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Excuse me... but you have white sauce cumming from your mouth

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Is that anchovies I can smell🥴?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'BillSussman' Is that anchovies I can smell🥴? Nar its the douche over by the bar fridge. Barry can ya get me one while ya there :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Thanks to all you for the lovely dinner It was yummy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Stop talking with your mouth full... Would you like a 2nd helping... May i try a taste of that please...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Is it all you can eat,dinner for 2

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It be right hun I just shove it in

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Poke the meat and see if it's ready.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Who's stuffing the bird?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Can you feel the heat in the kitchen?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hey beccy I would love to have a dinner party with you. I will clean u up after it lol

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    has been in the family for many generations. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    It's just ok, but it ain't as good as your father's. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    stop playing with it and put it in your mouth and suck it. 😍 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hmmmm that tastes so good I'm full but I still want more! OOOOOH PLEASE GIVE ME MORE!! THATS HOT!!!!! Hi there,,, lol my first time commenting,,, Bored home alone & no one wants to play

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I can't wait to eat that!

  • SSExplorer

    SSExplorer

    7 years ago

    Fuck me that was delicious, is there dessert?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Fuck me that was delicious, is there dessert? Yes you're sitting on it

  • Happydaze61

    Happydaze61

    7 years ago

    Please pass the oil..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    How is your meat tasting ? And do you want more ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I want you all over on Sunday. I am doing a spit-roast.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    "Are you going to eat that?"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Grandma wants to use a vibrating machine, but all I have is my Harley

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Pawww! Grandmas stuck on the back of the Harley again can ya bring me out the big egg lifter!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hi I’m hungry too

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    'Ah great, dinner for two.'

  • OzRednecks

    OzRednecks

    7 years ago

    This is the juiciest meat I have had in a looonnnggg time. Who do I have to punish & torture to get even more meat in me?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    One or two teabags Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    are you a jiggler or a dangler?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Must be vampires tea bags. The suns not down yet. 🐭

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    A furious jiggle does it nicely for me thank you.

  • Tom_Vale

    Tom_Vale

    7 years ago

    "Let's Fuck".... (my family is pretty close)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Tom_Vale' "Let's Fuck".... (my family is pretty close) Did you mean "lettuce fuck" cos I think Uncle Barry's already served up the greens. (twice the dirty bastard)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'GetMePlease' A furious jiggle does it nicely for me thank you. Maybe a Byron Chai *Dirk Diggler* may appeal (not Liptons) :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Rightio - there'll be no pump(ing)-kin on this dinner table, it's gross and there's not mush-room. Oz - I might 'boogie' on down to Byron one of the days.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    we might bump fingers as we romantically *boogie* under the table all night long :D hahah Ps Barry wants to come (I think he said come)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'GetMePlease' Rightio - there'll be no pump(ing)-kin on this dinner table, it's gross and there's not mush-room. Pumpking aint too bad but ya cant beet a root :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    We'll have to make do with bumping fingers Oz because there's no leg-ume under the table. Barry always comes. Barry always comes first and he never stays long. Barry likes to wham-bam-and-scram. Can I smush my cherry and my melons together with your blueberries? Also Granny says that sounds delightful but would be much tastier if we added a little cream.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Grannies boobies are a little past it (were talking waist line here Buttttttt Oh the mammories ::: Anyway Barry said what, but I think hes blind in one ear and cant see outta the other.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Please allow me to spoil you with another ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Mmm this tastes like chicken

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Can someone cum and stir my soup

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    lets make with extra k i k .. ;.Quoting 'ScarletWoman48' I like it extra spicy!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Bman123' lets make with extra k i k .. ;.Quoting 'ScarletWoman48' I like it extra spicy! Crickey Bman123 Ive heard of budgie smugglers but your profile pix looks like ya smuggling a cock a two :O

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Make sure you get rite in between the legs when basting.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Looks like we have a master baster in the kitchen.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Why such little bites, you can fit more in that mouth

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Harry80smodel' Why such little bites, you can fit more in that mouth Which family member are you asking?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    5 years ago

    Pass me the rubber

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