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Edit me nicely baby
January 26 2015
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madotara69
11 years ago
because you are likely to be edited nicely yourself/s. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Was thinking about getting kinky, so we did
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RHP User
11 years ago
It got me thinking, all this talk about getting kinky... so, we did...
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RHP User
11 years ago
We did root so was thinking about having another. - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Was tinkering about with my stiffy when we did
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BrightBubbly
11 years ago
Was tinkering about with my clitty when we did
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RHP User
11 years ago
Did we root i was thinking about having a hmm cant remember - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Could have , chose not to so I did - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
'A root', we were thinking, so we ate.
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RHP User
11 years ago
'A root', we were eating, so we thought...
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RHP User
11 years ago
i needed a root canal so i went to the dentist - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Was thinking of fucking miss dentist when she said root canal ? Or root anal?
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RHP User
11 years ago
To root is not to think. One just is.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thinking about having a root?? So was we!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I root, therefore I am. - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Root canal or root anal which one do you think just
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's just fun to root around in the forum annals,
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RHP User
11 years ago
At the root of my thoughts are Venezuelan Canals, just cos they're so romantic...
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madotara69
11 years ago
Stay on topic Peachy We hang about these forums annually too root with Fun
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have you to spank my arse. . I'm figging rooted by manually rooting with the ginger who was well hung.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ginger is lovely in my tea.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ginger wouldn't survive without #Twitter on Gilligans Island
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RHP User
11 years ago
with beer but not with tea
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RHP User
11 years ago
I drink beer, but not root beer, and not with tea...
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madotara69
11 years ago
I drink beer, but not the brewers droop root, not with T
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RHP User
11 years ago
Beer suits me to a T, but not with the brewer's droop root...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nameless One...bears root in the woods...drunken bears drink beer ,not root beer 😘xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bare suits, anyone... drink deep of the root in the woods, dogging your beaver.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Beaver....toothy little critters,building all those dams...doggedly xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Damn dogged beaver, dogging in the dam lodge, they built.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Nameless one likes a little dogging in that beaver, tooth on lips and naughty
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RHP User
11 years ago
DAMNED like a beaver, I found God there too. Is this sin?
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madotara69
11 years ago
Damn sure it is if you are playing with your rod, naughty thing
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RHP User
11 years ago
Damn Mado, I wanted to reel him in, and find out if thesaint can commit a sin.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Damn Peachy just ask him, this saint, to give you some sin, you dirty dirty little thing :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Was a sailor,he knew Ali Baba and his 40 thieves xxFreya
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madotara69
11 years ago
Like a thief of the night at 40 winks he sinned, my lord did he sin
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sing-bad as king of the night of 40 sins, my lord did he sing!
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RHP User
11 years ago
those 40 winks starting to look like a tic, of approval . .
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RHP User
11 years ago
I approve of your winking, cause wanking is a sin, Tick tock, you want some cock? Open your legs and let me in.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Unrushed, apparently you have the Edit me nicely thread going crazy Must be something you said, tick tock, tick tock, no rush Unrushed...... shameless indeed so are we ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Let me in ,let me in,but do you have hairs on your Wolfie chin ,chin? 😳XxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Please go and wax that hairy hide
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RHP User
11 years ago
Knock, knock. who's there? Knocked Knocked, who? Knocked up, that'll teach me not to let you in.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Knocked up.. But you blew me away leaving me with a grin... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bears drinking beer, Beavers eating beaver, This thread is going crazy, And Mado's off the richter. Freya's in a straw house, I'm gonna blow it down, But I didn't blow in MrsNameless, That child is not my own! Tick tock, I'm not part of a flock, Sure I've been here once, But now I'm The New Kid on the Block.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You blew me off with narey a grin; now that was the biggest sin...
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RHP User
11 years ago
LOCK UP!! You blew in me, leaving me with a baby so hairy!! "oh, you wolves are all alike"
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madotara69
11 years ago
How many hairs can a good plucker pluck, more intimate than waxing
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Monian
11 years ago
Takes a lot of pluck to get plucked, she waxed on lyrically
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RHP User
11 years ago
Pluck me, I bared my all, right down to my puckered place, endorphins rushed in and pleasured my pain. How could I complain?
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RHP User
11 years ago
A fine line between pleasure and pain,sang Chrissy,and not for the spineless xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
a fine pleasure between lines of pain, St. Christopher; ran away scared to stay.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Chrissy is a bloody nut case, god love her and all her friends
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RHP User
11 years ago
Keep us safe as we travel between pleasure and pain and back again. For God's sake, tweak my damned nipples... Harder!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I painfully plucked my one lone long hair that hung out a long way from my brow ,pleasurable pluck it was not. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
mado dont leave me hang'n by your thread mate that would be rooted😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Been carried away plucking short fine and curly ones, pleasurable plucking and fucking, rooted.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The closer you get, the more intense the pull. Take it slow, drag it out, by it's roots... fuck....
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madotara69
11 years ago
one less little whisker and whisper to go, all smooth and silky milky droplets of lust,dragged about the holly hole by the tip of the tongue, whisking up a delicious cream, Devonshire T is sweet indeed !
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RHP User
11 years ago
At the CWA do a delicious Devonshire Tea...the cream is freshly gathered from the cowherds in the paddock and the scones have that extra special ingredient too....cum and try it 😘😘😘xxFreya
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madotara69
11 years ago
Hmmmmm moreish fresh whipped cream in a warm moist scone and jam, sipping on an Asam Bald T, [sic]......... Strawberry Fields Forever
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RHP User
11 years ago
If they root is there a way to tax it? Yes if in the form of paid services for said 'root' the paid party is eligible to pay a 10% gst for sevices rendered . Thus the government was able to root as well so it did.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Well the Government clearly don't know how to root All For The Fun Of It, unless waxing is taxing as well.
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RHP User
11 years ago
the taxman only wants 50c in the $1.00 my s...ex took considerably more.and just like the taxman I'm constantly being fucked over.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Taxman is a waxed wolf birthed that once upon a time ago when a man blew inside without a statutory declaration, so, today he huffs and he puffs. Don't expect the same sex with an ex!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
F***in' Hell, the only certainties are Death and Taxes... Birth, and so the cycle begins again...
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RHP User
11 years ago
a brand new bi-cycle,you've got a brand new key,sang MelaniexxFreya
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madotara69
11 years ago
a brand new pair of roller skates, I think that we should get together, And try them out, you see, Melanie
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Then root me someone pleease!!!! 😍😍
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Come take my chastity.......wanders off singing....(thanks Freya that songs going to be in my head all day now! x)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think we should get on the boat, and head on out to sea.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's cold and windy,grey skies and no moon,paint it black. XxFreya
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madotara69
11 years ago
If you won't pay the Ferryman, paints a gloomy night next week at sea, Black Friday
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RHP User
11 years ago
Never count the days, I won't pay the ferryman. My erection is the mast and sex floats the boat.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Her little boat.what makes the little man come out to play😜xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
But curse of BIGMANS sinks her lil' boat, why she hides. She; Pandora. BIGMANS; the Flying Dutchman. It is here, game becomes myth.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Black Friday, only 2 nights away, she hides from the little death.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'd never hide from one of those, nor French kisses (or Australian ones for that matter).
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oops. :-P
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madotara69
11 years ago
Ask a Frenchy for a fuck and they would offer you a Yabbie
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RHP User
11 years ago
So you want to fuck a Frenchman with a rabbit or fuck a Frenchman with a rabbit? I'm so confused.
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RHP User
11 years ago
A wombat eats roots and leaves...!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
At the port in the bay of confusion and sexual curiosity they argued for/against religion, but would a Rabbi fuck a Frenchman? The meander to an "oops".
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RHP User
11 years ago
Condoms named so by the prudish English...Crossing the Chanel,a whole other world to play in xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Don't talk to me of love. I've had an earfulAnd I get tearful when I've downed a drink or two.I'm one of your talking wounded.I'm a hostage. I'm marooned.But I'm in Paris with you. Yes I'm angry at the way I've been bamboozledAnd resentful at the mess that I've been through.I admit I'm on the rebound.I'm in Paris with you. Do you mind if we do not go to the Louvre, If we say sod off to sodding Notre Dame, If we skip the Champs Elysees And remain in this sleazy hotel room Doing this and that To what and whom Learning who we are, Learning what I am. Don't talk to me of love. Let's talk of Paris,The little bit of Paris in our view.There's a crack across the ceilingand the hotel walls are peelingAnd I'm in Paris with you. Don't talk to me of Paris.I'm in Paris with the slightest thing to do.I'm in Paris with your eyes, your mouth,I'm in Paris with... all point south.Am I embarrassing you?I'm in Paris with you. Author- James Fenton
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RHP User
11 years ago
English pudding and French lettuce is the new world...back in the day, all was spelt in Greek and exit was entry.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Impossible to find spelt bread,let alone Greek spelt bread...who doesn't love an egg and lettuce sandwichxxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Illiterate and gluten intolerant, she said she couldn't eat that beard. I don't love egg on my face or my crotch living like a wilted lettuce.
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RHP User
11 years ago
From Paris,the Place de la Concorde,now no more heads are rolling and the sound of women knitting is silenced...I wish that I was marooned in Paris,just like I was in 1983 xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
aah but there is always a distant dream for the young woman carding wool amidst the brutality and cake...we'll elope to the colonies, daaarlink,come wiz me to ze Caz-baaaah....or maybe, we're already there (2015). Wink.
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RHP User
11 years ago
In the cazbah she came, covered in cake and wool and the young woman who had been carding licked her fingers.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Dearth, depth, distant, dark, drama, dare, dream, dear.
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RHP User
11 years ago
My only desire's a desire to be free from desire.Then all that I desire will dissipate.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Desire's flat tyre is dissipation of repressed air, desire involves huge freedom. It also may involve chains and handcuffs. This is irony. A modern woman's job.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Woman does irony,just not ironing..Well maybe sometimes...the smell of starch,and lavender water..Tie me up,tie me down,a n unchained melody
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RHP User
11 years ago
Naked in a lavender field; this is unchained. Naked in a house in a lavender field; this is....
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RHP User
11 years ago
A purple field in Provence...the heady scent of the purple blooms saturating all the senses...drunk and naked
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RHP User
11 years ago
from the intoxicating scent of vaginal flora cocooned within starched bed sheets form a night of passion and debauchery
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RHP User
11 years ago
The flowers of France (and all flowers) are such male sluts. All that posture, just to get fucked by a bees dick.
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