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Keep Calm and Carry On

March 02 2013

That wonderful poster produced to boost the morale of the English public in 1939 for expected bombing and gas attacks. It has been now widely used on coffe cups, signs and calendar series where it is changed to things like -   Keep Calm and have a cup of Tea Keep Calm and Rock On (I know a couple on here who would love that one!)   I was wandering what the RHP brains trust could come up with on a fun sexual note with this?   Keep Calm and Kiss my Nipples, is my one to start you off.....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    you are very nearly there

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm.....and suck this!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    & Go Hard ! GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm and cunnilingus.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and lick a pussy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and suck a McHardon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    cum in spirit

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    you all love it, some just do not know it yet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    where you can have these posters made,all personalised, saying what ever you want at a very reasonable $ .

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Keep calm n kiss me xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Ohhhhh God

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm but I do bite.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'ruby_blossum'where you can have these posters made,all personalised, saying what ever you want at a very reasonable $ . Quoting 'Cheekyarses'Keep calm n kiss me xxx Thank you x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Its only heat rash   Keep calm Its ok the condom is still inside me   Keep calm I think my husband just came home   Keep calm that fart had no follow through

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'ruby_blossum'where you can have these posters made,all personalised, saying what ever you want at a very reasonable $ .Do tell, please :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Shag a FIFO

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep Calm....I'm About To Give A Fuck!....mmm?...........yeess?......NO...False Alarm!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lilmisschuckles,I am not sure if the rhp mods will allow me to post the link....but more than happy to share the link in a message

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    keep calm I'm cumming

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    keep very calm & shave my balls!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That's effin brilliant!!! "Keep calm and shagg a FIFO..." I so need a pink shirt with white writing with that-I'd wear it in public.... ;-) Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm and carry on when talking to mum and dad cause they have no idea I'm on RHP!!!! Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Try Date finder

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...it's just a bit to the left....the condom just broke....It'll only hurt for a second

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm and admit to nothing.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm and pretend you're British.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    keep calm, jesus loves you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Swallow this...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep Calm & Lace Up (with a picture of a corset instead of a crown)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Spank Me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Just channel surfing and found myself on ABC News...I never watch the news but what made me stop was they had the "Keep Calm" tshirts on there! I thought "Ohh this would be fun"...THEN...Came the slogans! Keep Calm and Hit Her! Keep Calm and Choke Her! Keep Calm and Rape Her! Etc...... . I'm sorry but this should not be trivalised at all! Pretty disappointing! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    they'll fade by morning.     Keep calm, i'm sure I left the keys here somewhere.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And don't cum yet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    &Carry onUp the Kyber

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and bend over

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm sure I read the instructions correctly.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It'll grow back!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    remember your cock is in the cage ...Keep calm, it will only sting brieflyKeep clam, It's only a strap onKeep calm, I'm sure you've seen bigger...Keep calm, and breath through your ears

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And Carry A Big Stick! (I said stick, not dick)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I am BritishYour lucky I don't have my big stick, but I will find itI'll put it back in the cage I promise.............sooner or laterI've lost the instructions but I DO know what I am doing!!!!!!

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    13 years ago

    I joined RHP   While I pleasure you   While I lick you   When sucking cock   During anal sex   I told your friends - RHP   I told your parents - RIP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousgirlbi' I'm sure I read the instructions correctly. Brilliant. It is so innocuous it is a perfect line.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It can't suck it's self

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And relax your muscles, I'll go slow. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It'll wash off!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It's such a boring, trite cliche now. I worked once and once only: The first time in 1939.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep Calm.... I HAVE LUBE!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And touch it!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    its toothpaste not hemroidcream and vice versa

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    keep calm, are we there yet???keep calm, the viagra will kick in keep calm, i can't afford the pillkeep calm, its not pension day yet.....keep calm, insert here.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I cant keep calm I'm Italian

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ** loudly **..."Keep calm!, my finger is only temporarily stuck in your anus, please stop wriggling will you?...you need to relax...Now...please relax your butt muscles...no, no...you are squeezing...I SAID RELAX!!!!!"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Have a Bolly

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'xxticklishxx' I cant keep calm I'm Italian I can top that...I'm Calabrese! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Follow me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm, this will only hurt a little bit

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and grab hold of this ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And enjoy the ride Is it me or is calm a funny looking word

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You werent to know he was your long lost brother ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    keep calm - I think that's the g spot

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Keep calm - nervs shows on cam

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I have PMS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep Calm And Rim Me... xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm, turn around and take my hand

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You're upsetting the voices in my head.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    So true x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... there is always the morning after pill.... it's not a bat, it's my cock.... heard of acyclovir?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I love every bone in my body - Especially yours.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and scream as loud as you like....

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    13 years ago

    Keep Calm Australia, I will be gone in September

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit'I love every bone in my body - Especially yours. I love it ... nice work

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Keep Calm And Rim Me... xFunlovingxthat's a money maker right there Love your work

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and brace your self

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...until the med's kick in....is this real or a just another psychotic episode?...I'll just dip the tip in...just for a coupla seconds...promise!...It's just the Forums, where the B/S flows widely & freely*Did anyone see where I put down my coffee cup?*~~forgetful f~~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm......... I dont think... its venomous.......DG

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Moses would not have been patient, if he had his balls caught in a rabbit trapMado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    as stretch-marks have been known to fade over time!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and quit humping my leg! It's only a date!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    There's an app for that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Alongside a picture of Julia GillardKeep Calm Australia... I'll be gone in September

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You might yet get a reply

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You might find a genuine profile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm and go downstairs- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I really am the Batman and your Catwoman outfit is in the wardrobe.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and find the keys to these handcuffs. And I promise there is no one in the cupboard with a video camera.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm almost there

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' There's an app for that.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' I'm almost there calm down? Not a shit show in hell

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'inspirit' I'm almost there calm down? Not a shit show in hell CARRY ON!!!! hehehehe

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'inspirit' I'm almost there calm down? Not a shit show in hell CARRY ON!!!! hehehehe Indeed

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    13 years ago

    It appears someone has spiked the punch

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm only nine days late...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm...and trust me! I saw how this is done on You-tube!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And work through the cramp in your neck. Keep calm and remember, my dick may only be four inches bit my tongue is ten inches long. Keep calm but sack the Australian cricket team selectors!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    let go Take a ride and Watch the view- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    KEEP CALM and... (picture flatline)... ok, not THAT calm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...they are a beautiful bivalve mollusc, which - by a very strange quirk in nature - when turned on their side, look just like a ladies wooh-wooh.........with frills.PLEASE be warned tho: Gents, DON'T EVER be tempted to slip your Jolly Rodger into one........many regrets, loud and piercing screaming (and expensive reconstructive surgery) will follow.They make a damn fine chowder, too~~f~~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    .......and get the 'jumper leads'!

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