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New Exciting Topic !
April 12 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well make it a Seinfield thread, one about absolutely NOTHING, a safe haven to make those random comments that you have always wanted to say that it totally meaningless ... lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
i have been sneezing over nothing lately !
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RHP User
16 years ago
i have something important to say hope everybody is listening... shhhhh down the back there please i love.....doh lost it....damn..... roxxy xxx....
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RHP User
16 years ago
This subject is making me horny!!!!! lame I know....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mooka'Well make it a Seinfield thread, one about absolutely NOTHING, a safe haven to make those random comments that you have always wanted to say that it totally meaningless ... Probably should have added mooka post to mine to make it really obvious lol..... Pretzals anyone??
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RHP User
16 years ago
I wonder he many I could fit. (lol just so we are talking about a sex topic) cum to think fof it you could get a big jelly one and punch a hole in it and it might be like sex. Now I've shown I'm the onewhose lost it I'd been in bed sick since good Friday in much need of a woman too. Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
ummm...How about.....Nope can't think right now...Hungry lol..Need food for thought...mmmmmmm pasta! huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have been at work for 13 hours.... at the start of the day at fly appeared. It's been here all day... just doing what a fly does... FLY ! It's driven me nuts !!! Two questions: 1. Why does a fly JUST FLY 2. Why does it mean that this fly is attracted to me for 13 hours ? xx Ms Fit_Duo
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am tired of Nothing I am sad about Nothing I am interested in Nothing I don't know how we do it any more. Can we talk about something else , anything else ......... This nothingness is driving me crazy ................. I have nothing more to say
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RHP User
16 years ago
While going up the stair I passed a man who wasnt there he wasnt there again today i wish the hell he'd go away
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yes that's exactly right. I want some hot wild sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me. When a guy is looking at my boobs and asks "Is it cold in here" I could reply "No just happy to see you" When a guy is looking at my boobs I say "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under" (putting on the voice of Kenny the hypnotist from Little Britain) Meeka
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RHP User
16 years ago
i just got abused by a moron for not wanting to cam i have a very strick rule about no camming if i havent already fcuked them....which most of the time i stick too i told him that and i got crap....fcuking arsehole thank you all for listening to my rant mmmmm desserts....hot wild sex, that sounds good roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Still in the dark ages here. Dont take nonsense from anyone Roxxy. His loss!! By the way has Evil swum Bass Strait yet? No? His loss!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hello ......at least...roxxy. Am I reading this correctly you only cam with guys you've fucked. Shit!!!!! I really will have to come to Launceston......or you could still come to the next meet n' greet myname organises...remember hotel offer...lol Just so I can cam with you.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Put me on your tray Desserts ! Ooop i am sneezing again.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well done Roxxy, you stick to your principals! Just put it down to dodging a bullet, if the guy was an arsehole on MSN, then it means he is probably a bigger arsehole in real life!!!!!!Personally i always politely refuse to turn on my cam when asked if the woman doesn't have a cam. Hell I want to know when they are laughing hysterically at me, I want to see their face screw up in disgust, the tears from gut wrenching laughter rolling down their cheeks.Ms Fit_duo, a question if I may: If a fly is called a fly when it flies, is it called a land when it stops flying??
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RHP User
16 years ago
Feeling your pain here too... What does this button do? What does this button do? What does this button do? What does this button do? What does this button do?
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RHP User
16 years ago
You only cam with guys you have seen in real life..am I reading this right. Hate having to do posts twice must have used a swear word last time..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mmmm Mooka, When a Fly stops flying it is called DEAD ! Guess what... the fly seems to have flown away !!! It must sense my intention to clip its wings !! xx Ms Fit_Duo
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RHP User
16 years ago
i always wondered...if a fly is in the car and you finally shoo it out....does it then shit itself cause its lost and doesnt know its way back home Ms fit duo, if you have a fly hanging around for 13 hours...you should have got the flyspray out 12 1/2 hours ago lol roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
And I keep sneezing....I thought it was a bout of hayfever but now my chest sounds wheezy. I want to win a couple of million dollars so I never have to be at the mercy of 'the machine' again... I like RHP, it's a fun to sneak away and randomly bomb the place. Sex...yeah...must admit I'm missing it..... Off to buy a lottery ticket...
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RHP User
16 years ago
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RHP User
16 years ago
would love to have been in the boardroom when jerry seinfeld pitched his show. bahahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
sensitive this morning...it's my c.....i mean...my co.....i mean...my coc.......ok, finally got it out...it's my coccyx....hehenow, let me seeeeeee....and what were YOU thinking i was gunna say...huh?...huh?...jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Come on FRIDAY. It cant get here quick enough. That's all, but that's enough. ;-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
So the fly has gone but after a couple of hours camming... I'm horny. Jose's little tease did not help ! I feel like some cherries for lunch Jose !!!! I have to go work... or work out how to not work...or work out why I am at work...or just not work some more. Oh damn... where is Mr Fit ? He is M.I.A AGAIN !!! Is it naughty to have a "sex reserves" like the army reserves ? xx Ms Fit
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RHP User
16 years ago
....and another thing, seeing as we can say what's on our minds. Photos should be recent. No use posting photos of how you 'used' to look. There I said it. *wanders off on a completely different tangent....*
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh and angle shots are included in that too.... Love who are are and be that person.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I just had some lunch, with a banana flavoured milk... It was nice...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'DominaT' Still in the dark ages here. Dont take nonsense from anyone Roxxy. His loss!! By the way has Evil swum Bass Strait yet? No? His loss!! nah he is still swimming hehe roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Don't you just love the long pause in a conversation with someone, where nothing is said....but in fact says everything. Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why is it that when you see a profile of a couple there is always photo's of her but not him. If your a couple then show it! If I am going to have sex with him I would like to see what he looks like. (Even a body shot would be good-Leave the cock shots out. I like surprises......he he)Gee, if you don't make a good first impression why would I contact you. Thanks, I feel better.I have to agree with loveparade2010 If the photot's are not recent then what's the point in putting them up.Mine about 4 or 5 months old now and going to take some new ones this week.
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RHP User
16 years ago
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RHP User
16 years ago
cherries are no good...especially when ya need ta fish them out...hehesometimes they get stuck in your pus....errr...throat...grins....now blueberries...they are my favourite....even when they taste a bit tart...just stick em in the freezer...and then dip them in........................now, ya DON'T really want me to say where, do you..???goes very nicely with a yummy hot chocolate...and soft and sexy hands...jose... or ...you decide....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Don't you just love the long pause in a conversation with someone, where nothing is said....but in fact says everything. Jx yeah, and then they ask about the weather, or talk about the weather...'scuse me...*stifles a yawn*jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Don't you just love the long pause in a conversation with someone, where nothing is said....but in fact says everything. Jx wow your one gorgeous lady there brightstar xxx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Further to OBS's observation about the all telling pause in conversation the still manages to convey volumes, what i hate is that conspiracy at a party or dinner when EVERYONE shuts up at the same moment, well except me of course. And naturally the timing is exquisite, just as I am going to utter something profound such as 'well you know what they say about men with big noses and feet - wink wink'. Of course it could be worse, I could have suffered a bottom burp (love that description Trish lol).Hmm could be the reason why I don't get invited out much now .... pmsl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Trish, I have to take you to the movies, of course I will by the tickets and drinks, you just bring the lollies - as long as you share Mooka
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RHP User
16 years ago
Have you ever let rip at a most inconvenient time? I was standing at the railway station the other day, when this nice old gent came and stood next to me...he smiled politely....I smiled back....AND he farted......oh dear!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
i love bottom burps in an elevator.....not a problem for me, with no sense of smell....hahaha but others dont like them roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' i always wondered...if a fly is in the car and you finally shoo it out....does it then shit itself cause its lost and doesnt know its way back home Ms fit duo, if you have a fly hanging around for 13 hours...you should have got the flyspray out 12 1/2 hours ago lol roxxy xxx would be flying at the speed of the car unless it was travelling fromthe back of the car to the front and it would be travelling faster.with Roxxy driving the fly would be goin close to the old ton.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaProffessor Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' i love bottom burps in an elevator.....not a problem for me, with no sense of smell....hahaha but others dont like them roxxy xxx just blame the guy thats not looking and walk away gigglingahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEvil Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Making me sneeze Roxxy !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can't perform on demand so letting one go as a term of endearment or the direct opposite wont work for me.... Performance anxiety and all that jazz. Roxxy....you are one cruella deville letting one go in an elevator..lol BUT if you dont have a sense of smell, how do u know its a ripper or not? Im guessing from the looks on your poor victims faces... Some ppl have it down to a fine art tho....back to the old dude.. The noise he made was squeeky but with real base to it....was rather substantial really....reckon he had to have had a 'ripper' of a meal the night before....consisting of cabbage...and other leafy greens. Personally, I gain great gratification from one of those humdinger bottom burps that really empty your tummy....
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RHP User
16 years ago
myname, you can always tell by the look on their faces and the way they scatter out at the next stop mikle, be careful what you wish for hun....my friend was fighting with her neighbours, so her sister said she should burn his house down (joking ofcourse) well me and the sister left.....when we got home first sister rang in a panic, cause someone HAD burnt the neighbours house down.....i swear to all it was not us now someone mentioned sex mmmmm love sex roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Roll em together and what do ya get?........???....No...seriously what DO you get?
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RHP User
16 years ago
me, you and your hubby in bed..... yeah yeah i know only i think im funny....i get told that all the time LMFAO roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' i love bottom burps in an elevator.....not a problem for me, with no sense of smell....hahaha but others dont like them roxxy xxx just blame the guy thats not looking and walk away gigglingahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEvil Earl hahahaha...i use to do that as a teen...blame a friend and she would go bright beetroot red...great stuff roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Bottom behaviour is not my favourite topic unless it involves Mr Fit's penis and TRYING to get it to FIT ! How about we discuss.... NOTHING some more. What does LOTS of nothing equal.... NOTHING. What does None of Nothing equal...NOTHING What does Nothing x Nothing equal.... NOTHING. WOW... THAT IS SOOOOO PROFOUND ! My head hurts. xx Ms Fit
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12'Making me sneeze Roxxy !! you know whats really cleaver....when you sneeze and fart at the same time now that is multi tasking.....hehe god im a lady roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Had something up my nose !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
But but...isnt the botty air bubble s'posed to come first?...Geez all these erect nipples, bottom burps and exposed beams are confusing me....where am I???????
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RHP User
16 years ago
Have you ever farted while laughing? Then cos your in company you gigle cos they noticed. Which only causes you to fart more. So you giggle harder. Then you giggle even more. Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'fit_duo' Bottom behaviour is not my favourite topic unless it involves Mr Fit's penis and TRYING to get it to FIT ! How about we discuss.... NOTHING some more. What does LOTS of nothing equal.... NOTHING. What does None of Nothing equal...NOTHING What does Nothing x Nothing equal.... NOTHING. WOW... THAT IS SOOOOO PROFOUND ! My head hurts. xx Ms Fit Oh Ms Fit, I wish you wouldn't comment on my sex life at the moment, beginning to hate that word NOTHING lolDamn i am enjoying this thread, so many tangents so damn funny !!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
We can all put our concepts of nothing as done previously by Mrs Fit. Once I had to write a 1500 word essay on "My concept of space" I don't want to start though just another suggestion to keep this post going. No 1500 word essays though. "My concept of nothing" the rest of this post is
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RHP User
16 years ago
i had the cutest man send me a flirt last night so i sent one back this morning... he has closed his account that sux hahaha roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
this is the most open and intersting forum post i have read in the 2 years ive been interracting with this site.... RANDOM is always best
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RHP User
16 years ago
Roxys' missing in action man is the one missing out on the full package.
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RHP User
16 years ago
the cutest man, huh?...*sniff*....jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
babe did you block me????...i couldnt find you when i woke did i get myself outta that one???? nah i think not roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
why not?????????????????ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gets me going everytime....laughing that is....in fact...I cant help but laugh when someone farts...even the word FART ...makes me laugh....LOLOLOLOL...see?....F A R T....LOLOLOLOL....
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RHP User
16 years ago
I must cave cum down in the last shower. (had to use double entendre's) when you recieve a reply from a flirt that says flattery will get you everywhere does that mean your slightly interested or gee thanks for noticing me and nothing more. ? Help. !!!!!!!! Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why on earth doesnt an airborne fly hit the windscreen when brakes are heavily applied or hit the rear window under neck-break acceleration???? How is this so.......
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh oh oh i love lollies !! Trishy could you bring some to the drinks night ? and we can share them ......hehehehe yes i know I could probably fit the whole packet in my clevage........ LOL licking my lips miss b
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'thegardener68'Roxys' missing in action man is the one missing out on the full package. thank you very much mwahhh roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'melboutdoors' Why on earth doesnt an airborne fly hit the windscreen when brakes are heavily applied or hit the rear window under neck-break acceleration???? How is this so....... fly's are way ahead of high tech goodiesahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahaProffessor Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is gettin some action around here....surely that can't be true!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'I must cave cum down in the last shower. (had to use double entendre's) when you recieve a reply from a flirt that says flattery will get you everywhere does that mean your slightly interested or gee thanks for noticing me and nothing more. ? Help. !!!!!!!! Fab hey babe...me personally i will send out that flirt if i cant find anything else thats appropriate and i want to keep in contact...so keep messaging babe she might just be your one and only xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I thought a cum bath sounded pretty intimidating...a shower?? wow talented lil fab......
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why is it that RHP doesn't have a wink that would say "I would do you today, but you live too far away"? AND why is it that Interstate men contact you when they never travel? And why do guys insist on saying "Your Loss" when you are the one that doesn't want them in the first place....And now I will pass you to one of my other people that live in my head..........oops wrong one...she's shy!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'I must cave cum down in the last shower. (had to use double entendre's) when you recieve a reply from a flirt that says flattery will get you everywhere does that mean your slightly interested or gee thanks for noticing me and nothing more. ? Help. !!!!!!!! Fab For me it means I am interested as well and would like to keep in touch!! Hope that helps
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RHP User
16 years ago
a new thread about nothing... getting quite a collection of them now aren't we...Hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
My tit is itchy Does that mean that someone is masturbating over me? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Funloving, thanks, just as I read your post I was scratching my nuts, now I am going to go and lock all the doors and windows just incase lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
why do men talk so much.... do they really think they need to talk for us to have sex with them roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I love it when a guy can actually hold a conversation during sex.... For example: MMM...grrrrrunt....ohh....arrgghh....yeahhhh!!!! What can I say? I'm a sucker for a man with intellect....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now I really feel dumb I have misinterpreted at least fifty of them so far. Some going way back. Three months too long for reply. TO ADMINISTRATER Most of the flirts and replies suck!!!!!!! What crass moron set up most of them. Some I wouldn't even use on the trashiest drunk pub chick. Might I suggest that if your system can pick up the ones that don't get used get changed. Or have a survey on what should get changed and then have another on possible replacements. Oh what a stupid place to put this then again if I'm wrong here I can get away with being wrong. Fab
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RHP User
16 years ago
love the way they talk during sex....you know, suck me harder bitch, im gunna cum, ahhhh god....yeah love that, but why do they insist on talking before hand...you know like,.... hi how you going, hows your day been, whats your name im mean really who cares just fcuk me..... roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh hang on for a sec there Foxxy Roxxy...I 'met' a bloke a week and a bt ago....he's an enviromental educator.....with such interesting ideas and views....we got lost in conversation..and would u believe it I felt my ovaries BULGE....like...to near bursting point!! Had a 'date' last night...he helped prepare dinner...washed up...talked about stuff that fed my mind whilst we fed our bodies....GOD...I was rampant by the time I put the kettle on.....even watching the way he ate a choccy biscuit had me wanting to throw him against the dining room wall and take him! I was almost growling from pure desire....PHUCK!! And....wait for it....I wasnt particularly physically attracted to him.. but OMG...I wanted that man!!!!!!!! Watch out anyone who comes near me today...REEOOOWWWWRRR!
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RHP User
16 years ago
is this the pre-curser to twitter ? lol only slower
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RHP User
16 years ago
why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm still waiting for that hot wild sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx'Why is it that RHP doesn't have a wink that would say "I would do you today, but you live too far away"? AND why is it that Interstate men contact you when they never travel? And why do guys insist on saying "Your Loss" when you are the one that doesn't want them in the first place....And now I will pass you to one of my other people that live in my head..........oops wrong one...she's shy!! Ooops....s'cuse my freudian slip..... I agree with you totally!! LOL @ I would do you today but you live too far away!! Love it!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'xFunlovingx'Why is it that RHP doesn't have a wink that would say "I would do you today, but you live too far away"? AND why is it that Interstate men contact you when they never travel? And why do guys insist on saying "Your Loss" when you are the one that doesn't want them in the first place....And now I will pass you to one of my other people that live in my head..........oops wrong one...she's shy!! Ooops....s'cuse my freudian slip..... I agree with you totally!! LOL @ I would do you today but you live too far away!! Love it! not sure what i would do with it if i got itahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'.... ohh yeah ..kids..that'll kill the romance..lol roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'.... ohh yeah ..kids..that'll kill the romance..lol roxxy xxxwe can breach yer chocy addiction together.just ask fer help when you need it Earl, master of his own domain.ahahahahahahaHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why is it that I can never have as big an orgasm with my vibe than I do with a real man...grrrrr!! I had an electrical vibrator that was great years ago...but the police raided my house thinking that I was growing dope the electricity usage was so high...sigh...they took away my vibe and banned me from getting another one!! Also, what would your mattress say if it could talk?? Mine would say "Get that bloody buzzing sound out of my ears"!!! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'.... ohh yeah ..kids..that'll kill the romance..lol roxxy xxxwe can breach yer chocy addiction together.just ask fer help when you need it Earl, master of his own domain.ahahahahahahaHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH Make that a four-way!!.....Earl...Roxxy...can you both be my sponsors? I rooolly trooolly want to beat my addiction so I can be an attraction in my own lifetime...
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'.... ohh yeah ..kids..that'll kill the romance..lol roxxy xxxwe can breach yer chocy addiction together.just ask fer help when you need it Earl, master of his own domain.ahahahahahahaHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH Make that a four-way!!.....Earl...Roxxy...can you both be my sponsors? I rooolly trooolly want to beat my addiction so I can be an attraction in my own lifetime... you're an attraction already my sweet....you cant improve on perfection just remember that....mwahhhhh roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'.... ohh yeah ..kids..that'll kill the romance..lol roxxy xxxwe can breach yer chocy addiction together.just ask fer help when you need it Earl, master of his own domain.ahahahahahahaHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH Make that a four-way!!.....Earl...Roxxy...can you both be my sponsors? I rooolly trooolly want to beat my addiction so I can be an attraction in my own lifetime... you're an attraction already my sweet....you cant improve on perfection just remember that....mwahhhhh roxxyyou all may be sweet but Earl is on topahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
I love your username...verry clever
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RHP User
16 years ago
I love your quick witted sense of humour...i loved your comment...it made me giggle
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RHP User
16 years ago
only cause you know i dont like being on top....il fall off ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl) roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'.... ohh yeah ..kids..that'll kill the romance..lol roxxy xxxwe can breach yer chocy addiction together.just ask fer help when you need it Earl, master of his own domain.ahahahahahahaHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH Make that a four-way!!.....Earl...Roxxy...can you both be my sponsors? I rooolly trooolly want to beat my addiction so I can be an attraction in my own lifetime... you're an attraction already my sweet....you cant improve on perfection just remember that....mwahhhhh roxxy you all may be sweet but Earl is on top ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Earl Probably cos if I do fall...It'd be a soft landing......lol You two are 'simply the best' ...uhoh...I feel a song coming on! Let her rip Tina!!! I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire You come to me, come to me wild and wiredMmm, you come to me Give me everything I need Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams Speak a language of love like you know what it means Mmm, it can't be wrong Take my heart and make it strong, baby You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say Tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead In your heart I see the star of every night and every day In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away Just as long as I'm here in your arms I could be in no better place You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say Tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead Each time you leave me I start losing control You're walking away with my heart and my soul I can feel you even when I'm alone Oh baby, don't let goOoh you're the best (woo) Better than all the restBetter than anyone, anyone I've ever metOoh, I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you sayDon't tear us apart no, no, no, Baby, I would rather be deadOooh, you're the best!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'.... ohh yeah ..kids..that'll kill the romance..lol roxxy xxxwe can breach yer chocy addiction together.just ask fer help when you need it Earl, master of his own domain.ahahahahahahaHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH Make that a four-way!!.....Earl...Roxxy...can you both be my sponsors? I rooolly trooolly want to beat my addiction so I can be an attraction in my own lifetime... you're an attraction already my sweet....you cant improve on perfection just remember that....mwahhhhh roxxy you all may be sweet but Earl is on top ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Earl Probably cos if I do fall...It'd be a soft landing......lol You two are 'simply the best' ...uhoh...I feel a song coming on! Let her rip Tina!!! I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire You come to me, come to me wild and wiredMmm, you come to me Give me everything I need Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams Speak a language of love like you know what it means Mmm, it can't be wrong Take my heart and make it strong, baby You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say Tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead In your heart I see the star of every night and every day In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away Just as long as I'm here in your arms I could be in no better place You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say Tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead Each time you leave me I start losing control You're walking away with my heart and my soul I can feel you even when I'm alone Oh baby, don't let goOoh you're the best (woo) Better than all the restBetter than anyone, anyone I've ever metOoh, I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you sayDon't tear us apart no, no, no, Baby, I would rather be deadOooh, you're the best! moist eyes and goosebumps babbeeewhat are you doin to this old codger?seriously, was like bein centre stage and thatvoice darlink. yer a natural.Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sorry to ruin your continuity I guess I'm bombing the silly site. m&m's m&m's m&m's m&m's m&m's m&m's m&m's m&m's
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' why ddnt you throw that man to the bed, tie him and have your naughty way with him????? come on my dear.....grab the man by the balls and have him your way with him...dont wait to be asked roxxy xxx....must be horny, im getting abit naughty Yeah right! Says the woman who's love affair with chocolate surpasses anything remotely connected to a relationship with a human being....lol Why didnt I ravage him? Four words.....'kid in the house'.....'sigh'.... ohh yeah ..kids..that'll kill the romance..lol roxxy xxxwe can breach yer chocy addiction together.just ask fer help when you need it Earl, master of his own domain.ahahahahahahaHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH Make that a four-way!!.....Earl...Roxxy...can you both be my sponsors? I rooolly trooolly want to beat my addiction so I can be an attraction in my own lifetime... you're an attraction already my sweet....you cant improve on perfection just remember that....mwahhhhh roxxy you all may be sweet but Earl is on top ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Earl Probably cos if I do fall...It'd be a soft landing......lol You two are 'simply the best' ...uhoh...I feel a song coming on! Let her rip Tina!!! I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire You come to me, come to me wild and wiredMmm, you come to me Give me everything I need Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams Speak a language of love like you know what it means Mmm, it can't be wrong Take my heart and make it strong, baby You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say Tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead In your heart I see the star of every night and every day In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away Just as long as I'm here in your arms I could be in no better place You're simply the best, better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say Tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead Each time you leave me I start losing control You're walking away with my heart and my soul I can feel you even when I'm alone Oh baby, don't let goOoh you're the best (woo) Better than all the restBetter than anyone, anyone I've ever metOoh, I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you sayDon't tear us apart no, no, no, Baby, I would rather be deadOooh, you're the best! moist eyes and goosebumps babbeeewhat are you doin to this old codger?seriously, was like bein centre stage and thatvoice darlink. yer a natural.Earl Wow...you're good Earl....not many ppl can hear the backup singer Did you like my 'woo'? Only one but hey...I put my heart and soul into it....after all...its for you two lovely peeps...xxxxx
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