F53
open letter
March 02 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
...if I say I've been good, do I get laid?......I'll settle for an Easter egg though.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear L,.Thought at my age I had heard and seen it all, but you've shown me that it wasn't so. Now "Virgin" Bikini Waxing has just been added to my vocabulary. And I can thank you for that. But will your 8 year old daughter appreciate having to wear of merkin if she becomes an ardent feminist with a wish to join the hairy armpit brigade?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear M The Easter bunny has been sighted in my street with friends too and i have pics to prove it - now if only I could catch the sucker and add him to my stock pot... . Dear D Thankyou so much for the pics - you have made my day and you look really cute in that outfit. . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
It may seem a bit random but I have something to get off my chest. I recently recieved a message from a couple from Thornleigh who wanted to know if I would play with them on my own even though I've clearly stated on my profile that I'm only looking for single females to play with one on one. When playing in groups, I always want my hubby along. I explained this to them again in my reply and didn't hear back from them. Next thing I know, my profile description has been changed from female to couple and I was described as being 111yrs old. RHP said they had recieved a complaint that I was using my profile primarily to set up couples for me and my husband. Well this is my profile. It is not up to others to decide how I should choose to play. I would have expected that on a contact site such as this that people would be more accepting of others and not force their own set of rules. The sheer arrogance is astounding. Aaaahh, that feels better. luv to all (well almost all), Jen xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear rhp thankyou thankyou thankyou I'm instant wooohooooo love you loooong time xxxxxx . .
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'Dear boy at Coles Supermarket last night I found it really strange that although you're paid to pack my $250 worth of groceries each week, you thought it was a much better idea to talk to another young employee while only through 1/3 of my packing. When I picked up the bags and started packing, and the lovely girl on checkout apologised, saying you're a really bad packer, I found it very surprising that you turned to me and shrugged your shoulders. And when I told you she was right, it's a bit of a problem when the customer is doing a better job doing your work activity, I found it extremely rude that you told me that you are on checkout and it's not your job to pack then turned your back on me as I responded. The Coles Customer Support Officer also found your behaviour extremely rude and out of line, and I'm sure your store manager will feel the same when he reads the consequential email today. And the really good thing about it is that one way or another you'll really be sent packing when you next show up at work. Yours Sincerely Chilli PS thanks for wearing your name badge at work yesterdayIt really is best served cold isn't it
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear M,Sulking because you wanted oral, and I wanted sex, is really not likely to give you your own way. Dithering over whether to accept the sex for over half an hour isn't adding to your case either. Sure, you were horny and I wasn't. But you know, I don't spend my day being horny and can GET horny if there is a suitable candidate. Why you thought I would be horny *just* for sucking your pecker is beyond me. But then, I suppose that for sex you would have had to actively participate, rather than just laying there enjoying yourself. Guess you're out of luck for next time you contact me for a bit.*~*Dear Older P,Thanks for calling in last night. Out of it all, the hug was especially nice. *~*Dear D,Sorry if its too cold for me to strip off. Its 9 degrees inside, and no guy is worth the power bill to try and heat the house in the day time. Or did you want to put something on the bill? if that is the case, the account number is 1234 5678 9 1
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RHP User
15 years ago
Has anyone noticed the Forum Poster person ... Pinocchio i think his name should be talk about making shit up and bullshit stories cough cough as M Keaton would say Tell Him His Dreaming
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Chilli Bring it on xxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
dear guys,stop your friggen whinging if I am working or simply can NOT be bothered spending with with YOU. I do not hassle ANY of you for sex. Grant me the same respect. No means no. I don't even have to explain myself. ~*~Dear guys in chat,Just STFU~*~Dear U,36 hours notice would be nice. And you really had better not have been hinting about that particular household task. You might do it in your house, and be anal about it. I don't. Simple. ~*~Dear Amazon,I'm really really excited about my Kindle!~*~Dear Young PI am NOT camming in the day time, when its cold or when the front door is open. and before you ask, when I am not online, no, I am NOT getting back online when its dark and the house is closed up to cam with the heater on. ~*~Dear D,who just logged in...stop your hinting and come right out and ask for a blow job. You know when you work and when you are free. I don't. ~*~ Dear other hinters,Same goes for you. I dont do hints. Ask straight out, or go wank.kthxbai
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Chest Hair (name changed to protect the not so innocent), .Thoughts of you have kept me wet all daySo when are you coming out to play? I can see I will not get anything doneBecause thoughts of you are more fun,All I want is to fuck you hard & fastSo that I can finally come at last. xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
To the Terrible two,You have not helped me with my concentration at all today. Sending me the most pornographic emails!!! I like it. Keep them coming! xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
LMFAO brilliant. Especially loving the poetry ladies!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Chilli, Damn, I thought I had been so discreet By disguising the name of the one I want to meet I see you are oh so astute and may have guessed the name of the one who is so cute Yes I am oh so sweet So can I please skewer his meat But to spice things up is so fine So Chilli, feel free to squirt all over this body of mine. xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Hot Sweet Chilli, You are might fine And for you, I do pine To travel to your distant shore Pussy Galore – I want more As for Stalky’s mighty erection He can point it my direction Slow, hot, fast and sweet Can I have you as a treat?xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
had to share this... Ok so i didnt have a big night on sat in fact i was in bed reading by around 10.30 .. anyway i wake early kids are asleep and i decide to go for a jog. Grab the dog throw him on his leash and off we go just about dawn and i am thinking wow what a stunning morning hit the oval as a short cut to the river and there is the couple Doggy Style going hell for leather ha ha ha i dont know who was more shocked them or me ... But my dog raced over and had a rather quizzicle sniff before i could call him back
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wowwow, are you apologising to the couple? Or perhaps to your poor dog for not being able to join in? . I too have an apology of sorts to issue: I am SO sorry to any colleague of mine who innocently slips in one of a handful of puddles I may have left in my wake today at work. The erm .. Root cause can be traced back to a rather delectable couple of people and I wish to also thank them for bringing OHS to the fore around my workplace. Their commitment to keeping moist the most special areas of my body is also something I am immensely grateful for.
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RHP User
15 years ago
D oooohhhh magawd, 10 more sleeps to go hummeda hummeda . . Dear TO I am missing your innapropriate and sexy lil ass come home soon, so I can pick my bottom lip back up xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
The new girl in the coffee shop down stairs is Friggin HOT
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear FlirtyI am most pleased to see that you are taking OHS so serioulsy. Now you must immediately mop up any puddles you leave behind. And yes photographic evidence of your sticky wet puddles is always a good thing. I mean if someone slips over you will need to provide it to your Workers Comp insurance provider. Good work. xxM
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Dear FlirtyI am most pleased to see that you are taking OHS so serioulsy. Now you must immediately mop up any puddles you leave behind. And yes photographic evidence of your sticky wet puddles is always a good thing. I mean if someone slips over you will need to provide it to your Workers Comp insurance provider. Good work. xxMWhy thankyou Meeks! I really appreciate the vote of confidence. I must confess to inspecting the situation regularly throughout the day, figuring it best to contain the spill as best I could. And yes, I made sure I took care of photographic evidence and appropriate documentation, should a report be required of me at some future point.
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RHP User
15 years ago
oh dear your Vibrator is seeing somone else You just knew you had a bad vibe at him didnt you
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RHP User
15 years ago
g2mh .......ahhh no you would not have loved to come give me a serving, I would have to agree first ya moron and I dont get served in the first ever contact like that.........thats soooo like not how I roll dude (pmsl Im not good at teenage speak) . . Dear D......gawd only 7 more sleeps to go.....I hope I last that long...yuuuuuuuuummmmmmm . . Dear P....who's a big boy then
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RHP User
15 years ago
m thanks for the shower and of course the extras. love getting clean and dirty at the same timeto all my other friends, i'm going to be away for a couple of mths (know anyone in china that wants to play lol) and wont have access to rhp. have fun all
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear D, Thank you for the times together when I was a RHP newbie (who am I kidding, I still am). Such a shame it ended. . Dear R, Thank you for responding to my emails, full of rants and problems that they were. It has been great to be able to talk to someone about my experiences that understands. I hope to keep in touch. . Dear all forum posters, I love you all. For all the witty, informative, sexy, sensual, teasing, loving, cringe worthy and pmsl funny posts and banter that goes on, I thank you. Keep it coming. . Such a great thread, I love it. . Rusty
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RHP User
15 years ago
To My Troublesome Friends ... No more naughty emails/texts/phonecalls (especially) at work damnit! I'm an OHS nightmare and I really feel for my customers' account statuses! They're making concentration very hard and making me giggly and red-faced! Enough already! It's just mean (but quite amusing)! :-D
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'To My Troublesome Friends ... No more naughty emails/texts/phonecalls (especially) at work damnit! I'm an OHS nightmare and I really feel for my customers' account statuses! They're making concentration very hard and making me giggly and red-faced! Enough already! It's just mean (but quite amusing)! :-D Did someone say 'very hard'? Or was that a slip of the tongue. . . Did someone say 'slip of the tongue'? How would a tongue slip anyway... oooohhhh I know... maybe it's on something really slippery? That;d be annoying, you'd keep trying to put your tongue on it, and it's slip off, and back on, and back off and around and around. . Allright that's enough out of me, don't want the finger of blame to be sliding in and out of... I mean.. pointing at...me...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'To My Troublesome Friends ... No more naughty emails/texts/phonecalls (especially) at work damnit! I'm an OHS nightmare and I really feel for my customers' account statuses! They're making concentration very hard and making me giggly and red-faced! Enough already! It's just mean (but quite amusing)! :-D Did someone say 'very hard'? Or was that a slip of the tongue. . . Did someone say 'slip of the tongue'? How would a tongue slip anyway... oooohhhh I know... maybe it's on something really slippery? That;d be annoying, you'd keep trying to put your tongue on it, and it's slip off, and back on, and back off and around and around. . Allright that's enough out of me, don't want the finger of blame to be sliding in and out of... I mean.. pointing at...me... I actually meant difficult , kinda like a graphic description of the scissors/g-spot/sex position thingy and all the things it frees your hands up to do ... However, your fingers have inserted a very good probing point here. I suppose it would be fair to say that getting my tongue around what I'm trying to say can really ... suck. And occasionally, I find that I get myself into very uncomfortable positions whilst bent over ... the desk. Wide open ... office spaces make for a very sensitive dance of my tongue though. I have to be so careful I don't get too loud in my encouragement! My fingers move very adeptly all the while but sometimes they stray, much like yours by the sounds of it and it does become awfully hard to concentrate when my ear is being sexually assaulted at the same time!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' kinda like a graphic description of the scissors/g-spot/sex position thingy and all the things it frees your hands up to do ... God damn FBF we're back to this one again, and it's a message for me personally, the sign I've been praying for if it was really meant to be... and obviously it is... the fleece is wet, I'm wet and I'm about to do my rain dance of gratitude... Only one thing missing... hmmmmm..... WhoTF is going to show me how this holy grail position works???? Come one, someone must be able to coach a poor innocent little cheerleader??? Chilli xx Mecca it is then ..... OMG epiphany, Meeka's the one!!! I totally didn't mean to start this one off again Chilli, I swear I didn't even start the conversation today at work. I wouldn't have done that!!! ... You know, what with wet patches and discomfort levels at an all time high in the workplace. No, it wasn't Meeks. I'm pretty sure she was actually asking me to explain it to her when I saw her next in the other thread *chuckle* Noooo, twas another naughty offender. I reckon they're secretly trying to get me sacked. Or in the sack at the very least! I'll send them your way, shall I? *smirk*
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear M,Telling me you will give me cock if I want cock, after the last episode (two weeks ago) is not likely to get you a fuck. I don't deal with being fucked around very well. In fact, I get down right bitchy about guys like you who want some and bail every single bloody time. ~*~Dear D,yes, well. What can I say? if in doubt, don't eh? But yeah, I am glad you aren't on my Facebook. By the time you read this, those status' well be long gone. ;)Thanks for being you. ~*~Dear other DIts almost winter, and I stay up later in winter. Just right for you to call in after work. ~*~Dear K,You are going to be a dear and treasured friend. We have spent hours together in a week, and even though you are still hard to understand, I believe I will get there in the end.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear D you smell great, look like a dream, and taste even better and it's the first time Ive ever had to wipe down walls of a hotel room before. God!! what a yummy way to spend a day, thankyou xoxo
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RHP User
15 years ago
I know a lot of you are having a hard time trying to work out why I am unavailable, but you know...I have been in contact with someone else. A great deal of contact. While the contact is unlikely to evolve into something, for now I feel he is worthy of my time, attention..and singular devotion. You will have to wait.~*~Dear ..well..you know,yeah..thats about you. Enjoy.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear chesthair, I miss ya, it isn't as much fun without you. :p-- xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thankyou for totally screwing up my morning. Turning the computer on to do MY WORK that had to be done BY NOW and "quickly checking RHP first" = ohshit. However, I shan't complain, as that was officially the best thread I've ever read.I blame Meeks :PDear SThankyou for being wrong at the beginning of the thread :)Dear AllWow, what a morning. I am now full of optimism, pessimism, hope, arousal, disgust and lust.Dear RHP HelpThankyou for being helpful when I've needed it, and for posting in this thread!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear BThe sex is amazing, the honesty is wonderful, the cuddles are the best :)Dear CI wish, I wish, I wish...Dear NYes I am trying to distance myself from you because I know I will never mean to you what you will mean to me and I would rather stop that before it goes that far.Dear MYou make me smile :) and I can't find my socks...Dear JI wish I could figure you out, and figure out how I'm supposed to deal with you? Because WOW lolDear RHPI can never thank the amazing guys (and girls) from here enough. You have changed my life and made me learn to love... me. Damnit now I'm hours behind on my work AND running late AND crying!Love you allxxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear M (1) If ever there was someone I would want in my life forever it would be you. You are the perfect match for me and I could easily see us becoming the best of friends. Chatting with you daily helps keep me in line and you always know when to tell me to STFU and stop my bitching . I love how you ask me for advice, and how you are brutally honest with me when I need advice back. I can totally be myself with you, and if you werent in total denial about how you are totally in love with your fb I would be dragging you to bed at every opportunity. We havent yet made it to the sleeping together stage and I am not sure we ever will Dear Hottie The one who got away. I only saw you twice and had hoped to see you much more but circumstances decided it wasnt to be. You are an amazing person, and I had so much fun with you. I was totally at ease in your company and your cheeky gorgeous smile in the mornings started my day off so well. Loved that we had the same sense of humour and were both laughing at the same stupid things in the movie. You are confident, intelligent, well spoken and well mannered. You have a great sense of humour and I was always laughing when you were around. Dear B Stop trying to hide the fact you are as gay as they come. Your mannerisms, the way you talk, the fact your favourite saying is "Girl-FRIIEEEENNNNDDD" all point to the fact that you are as camp as they come. You were an idiot, and when you are a Cadbury Kid, the worst thing to do is drink 2L of Vodka Cloudy Apple in an hour. And you were totally crap in bed Dear J You were awful. Learn to kiss and learn to shag. At your age I would have thought you would know better! Dear MV What can I say? You are the cause of soooo much stress and pain for me, and my friend who hears it all and has to counsel me LOL. She is close to buying shares in Smirnoff to deal with my ramblings. BUT if I had to choose only one person to take further and into a fwb arrangement it would definitely be you. I feel amazing when I am with you, you make me laugh, I am totally comfortable around you even when nothing is being said or done. There are a few things I dont like being done to me but with you I totally love it. You are one of a kind and I hope to never lose you To the many others I have chatted with Sending me a text showing that you know absolutely nothing about me or my circumstances, especially after the 10th time I have told you the same thing means I am just gonna ignore you To C, L and N Thanks for a great night I had a great time, and hope to do it again one day. Umm I think thats about it for now! I know there are a couple I have missed but I cant say anything about them without them being able to identify themselves. So to them I say Thank you and I wish you well for the future, wherever that takes you
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can't wait ;) :P :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yes, you don't look at me like thatYou know *exactly* what you mean to meAnd... well.... you know....xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear Cuddles/Snuggles/Hugs and Back tickles There should be more of you Dear L Thanks for the messages and texting Dear T You are true friend Dear RHP Would not have met my friend without you, so thanks. Dear Sleep Lets spend some more time together xx Salina
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pussywillow26
14 years ago
mr f an mr l go fuck yr self,s yr asshats an i hope u end up with horrid wifes who never put up mr abcdefghijkmnopqrsuvwxy an evan a x hahah yr were all awsum an i have a awsum time with allof u hope to meet many more awsum ppl long live the rhp love an off with the heads of the weriods
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear R,Thank you so much for the time we had together. I had a wonderful time and I'm sorry that we can no longer continue with that type of relationship.I do hope to continue counting you as a friend. Your support through a tumultuous and eye opening period of my life is greatly appreciated. I hope that I may be able to offer similar support if you ever need it. ....Dear S, L, W, T and of course my D, .Our relationship can be so damn.... frustrating. You know what you do to me and you know how I feel about you. I can't help feeling that there is a divide between us though. .I eagerly await the day when we're able to bridge that gap.'Til then I shall calm myself with deep breaths and thoughts of you. .xxxRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
oh this is gonna be a long one Dear GG thankyou for letting me accept who I am and giving me some of the best sex I have ever had despite being SORE the next day. Also thankyou for the punishments to make me more obedient Dear M thankyou for tearing my dress Dear TE thankyou for not taking advantage of me despite how much I wanted you to Dear AR thankyou for breaking my heart and using me for sex even though you never wanted to date me Dear BL thankyou for the special years we had together, il never forget you Dear RHP thankyou for being there when others have turned away from who I am
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dearest man who is not on this site or any other dating site...you have spoilt me for any other man. You have shown me what it is like to be loved and to give love freely, honestly and openly - well, as honestly as you can love a married man...I loved every minute of every friday night that we spent together...even the nights just sitting on the couch watching Footy or Cricket...I am doubting why I ever thought there was something better "out there" for me, especially through online dating services - adult and vanilla... I may regret spilling my "guts" in the morning but si l'etre...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear K Spontaneous trips to perth to see you are more awesome than words can say Dear H All talk and no action make you a very dull boy!!!!! thanks for wasting my time!!! Dear Y Its been a real pleasure meeting you. Hope we can continue............ OMG I could go on forever but I think that will do for now.........................
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear A, I love you. I wish my head and my heart were in the same place. I never knew you loved me, never realised how much, until I saw you hurting. I can not wait for you to get home so I can wrap my arms aound you and hold you close. I hope we will be okay what ever happens. I very well may regret what is happening now and that scares me. Dear PT Thank you for being a friend. For checking on me to make sure I am ok. you are a rock. I know you have your stuff going on too. I am here for you. Dear Other Guy, Surely you know who you are. I don't want to say incase it changes things like I thought telling you about A snd I might. I don't expect more from you than what I get, but I hope it does not stop.Greedy, most probably, and selfish too, but I think you are kinda cool. xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
I meant I am the greedy selfish one! xxSalina
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear OP, What a night, you are genuinely the fuck of the century! When I told my wife all about it I actually got into trouble because we used the 'marital' bed - go figure? :-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear B1,You're shit. How you have the nerve to wear that banana costume is beyond me. Please get the hell off my tv immediately. B2 is the real star, and you're weighing him down. You oughta be ashamed. Now, be a good banana for once and split.Dear B2,You're a champion, and a real credit to human sized bananas everywhere. You should be proud. And...hell, I hope you don't read too much into this but, I'd really love to taste you someday... get back to me.
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RHP User
14 years ago
B1 was a real banana, wearing pajamas! Now you say he is some fraud in a costume? Well! This is like finding out Santa is not real (whose lap was I sitting on then???)xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
Having a great time and meeting (or just chatting) with some very cool people.Those gentlemen who have propositioned me, thank you but the answer is a firm no.Have a safe and exciting Christmas and New Year everyone, and thank you for finally taking my forum posting cherry with this very funny forum topic (serious for some, I hope you find who you're looking for)Cheers,bobowunda
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear S. I will never look at flouro pink fishnets the same way again. You make me smile :) Dear D. I expect my red leash to be waiting when I get there. You make me smile :) Dear M. I dream of your hips and smile for you even in my sleep :) Dear D. Carbonara is go. And you make me smile :) Dear R. You are an infuriating cunt, but you make me smile :) and I'm glad we met as I think you're an awesome friend. Dear C. Should be interesting... you always made me smile, even through the tears. Dear K. Where the fuck are you cos how am I supposed to smile at ya when you keep disappearing?!? Dear Perth and everyone in it; those I have met, those I have yet to meet, those I may not get the chance (in the foreseeable future)... you have treated me well. But it's time for me to grow up. And I will always smile when I think of Home :) Dear Melbourne... it's a smile, I swear!!!!! The resemblance to a rictus of fear is pure coincidence!!!!! :))))))))
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dearest Santa,Your obvious lack of knowledge in regard to what defines naughty is astonishing. I don't wish to have this conversation with you again. Please forward your current naughty list to me. I shall organise a party and show you what the real meaning of fucking naughty is!Dear Easter Bunny,FYI none of the same bullshit from last year thanks. White Haigs only and don't give me this crap about when you cut the chocolate all the calories are dispersed into the universe! Dear hotass B,Loved playing on the swings now go purchase more baby oil - let's play slip and slide! I'll bring the fairy bread for dessert xoDear K,You make me throb in all the right places.Dear Miss Bratzilla,Lucky Melbourne! Welcome aboard! ;)VTx
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RHP User
14 years ago
To all the old people of the forum... I do miss you and the fun times we used to have Hope you are all happy and well and rooting often. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
ditto
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear Meeka, we never used to believe in the Easter Bunny, please stop it!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear M:Thankyou for some great moments. You rocked my world as many times as yours did too - rocking us :) - ty xI love rocking - lets do it some more....Dear D:Seeing you turns my embers into flames. Hearing you is just the lighter fluid. you are hot!!!Dear A:Its a pity because I read your profile - and i liked everything about it.To my mind, I'd have thought our would collide - and it would be rich.If you happen to change your mind - the flirt will always be open ;).2b :)Finding easter eggs - 20-12
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear S You were the first in a long time I gave my heart to, i'm sorry you weren't ready to accept it. I wish i could believe you when you said you were open to it in the future when you're ready, but too much doesn't add up in my mind, i know its my old demons and suspicions..i hope you're not like the others but I fear you may be..I hope what you said is what you really mean.. i hope you haven't tried to be 'nice' and let me down easy.. i'd rather be hurt by the worst truth than the best lie... please, please be different.. i hope you heal whatever old wounds you still have and learn to at least hope for a future. 5 years in remission is more than enough hope to hold. I miss you.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear N, I still love you, you're one of my favourite people. Please always be in my lifeDear S, I still love you. I can't believe we've known each other for so long. I'm interested to see where things go now.Dear D, I still love you, not only because I ask, and you deliver, but mainly because of that.xxxPBG Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl' Dear N,I love you but we can never be, never change, you're a shining light, a beacon of freedom & creativity.Dear S,I love you but we can never be. Come search me out when you've grown up a bit.Dear D,I love you but we can never be, however, continue asking, and I'll continue saying yes.Dear F,I love you but we can never be, but get that cute little toosh over to visit me soon OK?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear AI don't ever want to experience heart break like that again. Ever. No matter how precious the love, I'd go back in time and give it all up to avoid the pain that followed. That saying "it's better to have loved and lost ... " is crap. Loving like we did is like living among the stars ... so shiny, so bright, incomparable, that everything else is pale and dull in comparison. Sometimes I think you ruined me for any other man. I truly hope I'm wrong.Dear A, B, C, D, E ... Z.Stop being wankers. When did it become OK not to act with basic manners and courtesy? When did it become OK to fuck and run after you've gone to such great lengths to insist you're not like that? When did it become OK to lie your ass off like a teenage boy on heat, just to get your dick wet? If I wanted to be treated like a hooker I'd charge by the hour. Grow up. Dear CMThank you so, so much for your kind and intelligent conversation xxxDear SDisappointed.Dear all other forum peepsThanks for letting me rant now and then :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't ever stop it - with a cotton tail like that!That goes for you too Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
I like you
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RHP User
14 years ago
My memory if full of your scent. My mind remembers your touch - Your lips exuding luscious want. My chest misses your weight. My cock misses our fit - It will always be a beautiful fit between us....just the right connection.My eyes and my tongue just miss all of you - but they are always greedy! ;)Thanks for the memories - they rock. :) - Enjoy!.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'AllNiteAllLaughs' I like you I don't know you. But ... phwoar yummo!!! P.S. bring back the chest hair (mmmm mmm)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Either what happened at Christmas time is happening again or my prayers have been answered in my post abstinence.*Crosses fingers and hopes not to be struck down by lightening* ...Nope, I'm still here posting. .Praise be the Goddesses and other Gods of the Administrative Council! I shall burn incense, sacrifice a bull and a pig over flames (steak and snags) and give toast with copious amounts of alcohol that I have received your divine blessing. .Cheers and beersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Errm...... lil_bit_angelic?You seem to have quite a similar name to mine..... hmmmm. .S'ok. You may be angelic but your pics definitely make me feel a lil_bit_devilish. .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
nice to meet you Rusty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sometimes I think something and go "shit that's funny I should post that" only to realise that it's much funnier in my head than it is in here. I sorry. I bad.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You are far more tolerant than I deserve.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I should have checked earlier to see if this was still kicking!~*~Dear Young P,I don't think its going to happen again. I get a bit touchy when single guys find girlfriends and still want to shag me. ~*~Dear D3,So, you saw me on tv and decide to get back in touch? even though you and the wife have sex now days? I think you are SOL for getting some. I'm certainly not rearranging my schedule to fit you in tomorrow. ~*~Dear D2,I miss you. 8 weeks is a long time.~*~Dear M,Had your fill?~*~Dear J,Another guy who was single, found a girlfriend, (who went to the big island) and is now looking for another girlfriend but still wants a shag. Sorry, probably not happening. Not with me anyway. We might have lots in common, but the 3 mins of butt sex really doesn't make it worth it. ~*~Dear T,Don't bother trying to get something off me. You might give me kid germs far sooner that I might give you a disease. Talk about insulting. ~*~Dear A2,Another single guy who 'wasn't like that' - who managed to fuck and run. ~*~Dear D4,Thanks for coming back. I quite like your visits in which nothing happens and we just talk. ~*~Dear G,I am still not interested in your sex life. I really don't care if the 65yo rimmed you...and you can stop with the butt sex and water sports. Oh, and if I am not showing in Yahoo or MSN, that generally means I don't want to talk to you in Facebook either. ~*~Dear guys born in the 50's and 90's,I am not interested in you. ~*~Dear A3,I enjoy our friendship. I don't actually think anything will happen between us if it hasn't already, but you're a great friend anyway. ~*~Dear A4, It's not happening with you either. I tried you out 5 years ago, and didn't find it worth coming back for a second try. ~*~Dear D1,You're blocked in MSN coz you give me the willies. I don't think I'll be testing you out again either.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thread, always a pleasure to read. Dear posters, always interesting to read. Dear readers, thanks for putting up with my shit :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear M ..I really miss you,your sexting is not quite enough...make it soon. Dear B...What was that about?You could have made more of an effort,really....enjoy your new copy of Howl... Dear G ..baby it is just too cold outside!!! Dear P ..I am perplexed...still. Dear D...the weather will be glorious in August.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear S, I love and miss you!! But some how I feel like I can still see you in my mind's eye. :P Mwah xxDear N, You dirty dirty bitch! Love it... here's to many more dirty weekends with naughty boys!! Mwah xxDear bi-boys, Sigh... can I ever get enough of you?? Dear Universe, Still waiting for my millions and to wake up one morning magically two sizes smaller. Sick of waiting...... :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
I don't just love you coz you're pretty, nor do I think you're pretty coz I love you ;D xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
To whom it concerns, and will know who they are... if you don't think I have realised quite a while ago that you are a pathological liar and possibly a sociopath then you have me underestimated, which is just fine by me..being underestimated allows me the advantage anyhow. Now go away before I get my cattle prodder out. Dear super sexy man, sorry the nurse and I didn't spend more time with you on Saturday, and we had to leave having.spent hardly any time with you, I shouldn't have left my pet feel.so left out too, but I had plans for him designed to make him very very happy later, but that didn't work out either...ended up looking selfish when I was actually bioldig up suspense for him,.thinking ten steps ahead but the.cards just didnt fall that way. So, pet.. that you know also. Dear Naughty Nun of the sisters of saints, thank you for lighting the path,.it was very dark outside, and I enjoyed that and want more. X
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RHP User
14 years ago
I make a lousy pet or sub, we both know that... But I would let you do things I wouldn't let others, just don't ask me to wear your collar, you know why. Celibacy ? Well if you want something, you just go and get it... I don't like indecisiveness in a man, unless he is the type to have me collar him.. and you are no sub.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' To all the men out there who can obviously read because you look at my profile and don't go ahead and send me a message, thank you!!!To all the men who send me flirts from the 'Hot or What?' page, thanks for the compliments!Dear R, thank you for your messages that bring a smile to my face, can never have enough of them!Have a great day and weekend coming up all of you! xoXox mwwwwwwwwwwwwah xxxx my turn to all those hot hot men that keep my sheets warm to the guys here who are now good friends, and who make me smile to the forum posters you bunch are a bunch of wise witty and funny guys, even the people that I do not agree with, good for you for having your say. to men who flirt and boys who try to flirt to old codgers and spring chickens here is to us, the folk of RHP ohh and Dear guys with no pictures I cant seeeeeeeeeeeee you so how the hell do I know if your hot or not? stop sending me those messages pweeeese, makes me wonder what the hell i am missing out on!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dear Shina Well it seems even a Hurricane couldnt keep you down Im so cursing that whole fine line between Upper and Lower Manhatten - Public Service jobs must pay well now if you can afford a hotel stay on Lex Avenue And so its now done.... I came to shake your hand and by that small action I have now been set free I will see you again in the next life when we are both cats - Vanilla Sky I wish you well in your new life...........I dont crave you anymore Dear Haggis Temper Temper oh gorgeous one... Is the pressure getting to you...on the whole lying in front of the registrar thing is it ? Even I was stunned at your dramatics..........you must keep it in check.. So roll on January the 3rd - I am so looking forward to my cross examination of you - your screwed, without the pleasure...:) Dear Potential Thankyou for taking a leap of faith :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dear B Thanks for the dirty texts on Sunday and the wonderful cock pics you sent me! Thanks for sending me over the edge twice with just your words and what you would love to do to me when we meet up again! Thanks for being so patient as we haven't seen each other in 9 months! Most of all thank you for the memories I keep in my spank bank whenever I need images to help me cum while playing with myself! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
I want to Thank All who have crossed My Path for whatever reason.I've learnt so much from our shared Experiences.Sme very good,some aweful. But I don't live with regrets.I learned so much from the adversity in My Life. I've also enjoyed the opportunities...I've No Time to dwell on Negativity .. To those who have been a Positive influence in My Life.Through their kind generous actions,words including you on the Forum. I appreciate you for the Wonderful People you are .Thankyou for coming into My Life at the time I needed you mosr.. Blessings All Lu :)xxxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just love the way you nestle in me. I know your bigger mate is just dieing to get inside but mees find you just right atm. Mees love you butt plugg
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ease up just a little, please.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dear Meeka, Next time you have a craving remember that a chocolate yogo, one chocolate vanilla ice cream sundae and a small block of Cadbury diary chocolate if eaten within half an hour of each other may cause a chocolate orgasm .... closely followed by a very queasy sick feeling in your tummy. OMG I FEEL SICK!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's a real pity you bumped up Roxxy's "What's going on???" thread just to see it get shut down. I guess a few wowsers couldn't be bothered reading far enough to discover the true spirit of the thread. Pity. There were quite a few who bit early when she dangled that baited hook but once they cottoned on that she was just taking the mickey everyone was friends again.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dear J (can't remember if you ever had a number designation..but anyway) - thanks for the lamb..which enabled my house to get broken in to. Thanks for having me out of the place a lot as well, which, if the lamb wasn't to blame, WAS. (Bit hard to break into a house with occupants). Thanks for also enabling my car to come off the road, causing more damage that I can afford to fix. Thanks for also not being shy about the lady friends texts - its good to know you were honest with me...even if you weren't with her. Thanks for also getting me pregnant. I admit that sex with a fertile guy didn't help..but your preferred sex wasn't conducive to the condom staying on. Thanks for offering to 'help' with that...I'm still waiting for your contribution. Thanks for sorting out a new car though. I appreciate it.Dear J's lady friend, L.I will STILL be there for him if he ever needs me. To talk, or hug, or have sex. We didn't have an 'affair' we just fucked. There were no warm fuzzies on my part. I can't speak for him. Dear J...again...what the fuck are you doing with a woman who has no time for you?? who claims to need 'me time' while spending half the night with her male mates? who rejects any sort of affection and makes you sleep on the couch? I do not understand what she offers that I don't. Dear R, D, J2 and Athanks for being there for me these last couple of months. I really didn't expect that much support from any of my fucks, but you guys have proved to be dear friends. Dear Young PWhen I say I am not entertaining til next year..telling me it is 'only 6 weeks' away is NOT going to go down well. Get off my case. If I don't want to tell you WHY I am not entertaining til next year, well that would be my business...wouldn't it? I don't owe you anything...least of all an explanation.Dear any guy who hasn't been in contact for weeks, months..and in some cases years,I am not interested. I may have been at the time, but I sure as hell am not now.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dear DL You are nothing but a silly old biddy that needs to learn to read before she has a go!!!! Lucky the thread was closed before I read that cause boy would you have got a tongue lashing!!!! This is why people can't stand old people cause they are damn senile and don't fucking read properly. Get your bloody glasses fixed you stupid old duck!!!!! I'm not nice enough to accept your apology. So GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thank you for the kind words on the closed thread :-) it was too kind of you. Mwahhhh.......ohhh and Mr Jen it is a shame people don't read before sprouting sometimes ;-) A Bitter and Twisted Roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903'It's a real pity you bumped up Roxxy's "What's going on???" thread just to see it get shut down. I guess a few wowsers couldn't be bothered reading far enough to discover the true spirit of the thread. Pity. There were quite a few who bit early when she dangled that baited hook but once they cottoned on that she was just taking the mickey everyone was friends again. Dear Jensman, I know...I went and opened a few old threads..this one included and was shocked at the way that thread had gone after I re-opened it! Such a pity that a good thread had to get closed because a couple of people weren't happy and had a tanti! Let's hope that they stay away from threads they don't like instead of having them closed for no reason! It was a fun thread too! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
I can see this thread heading for closure now too.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Im counting Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
it is my pleasure to see you still up and running... I thought I'd pop in to say hi today, I don't have a whole lot of anything to say to anybody other than that. Have a good life, hope to see you again soon...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dear CSo, I'm 'not what you expected'? What did you expect, based on my profile picture? Tall, slim, 'well presented'? More fool you for building me up in your mind. Dear RThanks for putting up with me and for sticking by my side though the vagaries of life. Dear LNew fella..single, and miles away. Should I start thinking? Nah. Fuck, while we have been chatting daily for four months, we've only been face to face three times. Still. Its nice to NOT be someone dirty little secret. Dear JGood of you to get back in touch...even if it was to see if I 'sorted' the problem..which I did..and you haven't helped with. Don't make the mistake of thinking I will forget that. But seriously? telling me you cant visit because I *won't* lie? I mean, really? If you were as single as you were trying to make out in Jan, you wouldn't have ANYTHING to hide..no? Dear SSo you get in contact 4 years later, apparently desperate to get in my pants, but seemingly not remembering me. Unfortunately I remember you. While you may have had a name/email address change in the intervening years, I sure as hell haven't. The only perigrine on any of the adult sites is me, and it has been that way for over a decade. Not only that, the email address you were corresponding to is the same one as before. I feel you had your chance 4 years ago, and Facebook concurs. I may have lost weight, but I am still much the same person, albeit with more balls to tell you to bugger off. Dear Skypewhy you not work? Dear DI can't wait for you to get home so we can snuggle. You are very very good at that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Auntie Jack
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thankyou for making me rethink it all You are so right, I am so wrong.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Your tale told here is not. All the best. xox . Dear X, how cute is it that X for such a simple letter has so much to say. X = Kiss, X = wrong answer, X as in, there's surely a reason we don't speak to each other any more. It's just X, that I don't get your dual personality, how you are here, and there. i thought we understood each other. But I see now that I was living on false hope, hoping that it would be all right, but it was wrong... X
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's time we hit the hay... giddyup
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I have never seen this Forum before... When I come home from work tonight I shall do some reading. Foxy Dear Foxy - get your butt of here and get going to work, those emails can wait! :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Who needs daytime TV? Lol. Your posts emphasise how boring my life is! Hope you have been well since your last update. L
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dear Mrs peachy, Thanks for bumping this thread, it's hillarious! Dear Mr S, 2nd drawer of the left bedside table is where I've put the pegs, dildo, wooden spoon, Vicks, hand-held blender, candle and rope. In the bottom drawer is the whip, cane, the unabridged version of war and peace and a gag ball. I know, I know, it's your thing I have to do. Just making suggestions -is all! Dear X, It was a cracker that you just saw a glimpse of me and ran off. I know I can be scary, but you didn't have to run out of the bar like the someone lit a light on your ass!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Gawd you are very opinionated and you aren't afraid to tell people what you really think. Shame there were so many complaints about you and that you were banned from posting. I have always been a huge fan. Love your work. Bwahaha.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dear S, I am a bit sad. :(
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