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Anything and Everything!
March 14 2015
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' I get all these likes made by my girlie friends in SWB and i get fuckall access. Shouldnt i have access. I have a chick card... . Get under my skirt and I'll sneak you into the clubhouse... lol
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
You've seen the size of me, l've seen the size of you. If we could achieve that we could get a gig at cirque du soleil. We could tour the world together.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' For me. Maybe vodka. Fuck anything really........ was there meant to be a comma in there somewhere? or are just making a statement in general hon ? :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' For me. Maybe vodka. Fuck anything really........ was there meant to be a comma in there somewhere? or are just making a statement in general hon ? :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'isabeaud' Quoting 'Any_Whichway' For me. Maybe vodka. Fuck anything really........ was there meant to be a comma in there somewhere? or are just making a statement in general hon ? :P must be an echo in here .....
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
That was.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' Didnt realise you were a bourbon man. He'd better be.,...... he owes me a few!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Irusu. A Japenese noun meaning "Pretending to be out when someone knocks on your door". Fits me to a T. (Incidentally it also means Loose in Lithuanian.)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sexpo is kaput.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I hate oral exams. And no, that's not a euphemism
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Sexpo is kaput. What do you mean? You mean the post from 'ye who shall not be named' has been closed or deleted? Another one? Left that thread alone. Must be the pics?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I left there a while ago, so don't know why.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
had a quick peek at chat today after work, to say hello to friends and wish koko a happy birthday, Had a few cheeky banter with my mates there. One guy however, never spoken to him before, caled me a 'cheeky Bitch'!!! what? way to go to make a good impression. Oh dear. Some men reallly got a big shotgun pointed at their feet at all times. The force was definitely not with him today. Blocked his fat ass and left him there.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' I left there a while ago, so don't know why. I wonder what happened after that? Somebody didnt like the direction it was heading? btw.. you got a copy of 50 shades yet? Lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is that it ? What happened to the much vaunted sense of humour ?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've been called a cheeky bitch by friends before, but jokingly and not with malicious intent. At least I hope so.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' I've been called a cheeky bitch by friends before, but jokingly and not with malicious intent. At least I hope so. Mea, Note they are your friends. I have been called worst by my friends and they are terms of endearment. Ok by me. but this guy, I never spoke to him before and never had any comm before. Should he be entitled to get too familiar and complacent in my company well too soon before at least getting to know me? Hey Oz, how do you think your mom would react if a male stranger just walked up to your mom at a bus stop and called her a 'cheeky bitch'? Nothing to do with sense of humour. More to do with manners. Get it?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just got a message from a man saying he liked my dog-farting comment. It was made by LD however, not me. First someone thinking you're Mea and now this. Talk about people mixing us all up! Maybe we post too much and it all becomes a blur to them?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't like being called a bitch at all and think this guy's attempt at humour really didn't translate, but I meant he may have meant it innocently, trying to be funny. If he'd talked to a guy he may have said something like "Hey, dickhead." I think he learned his lesson though, not everyone appreciates that kind of approach.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Be concerned if they mix you with me.....
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
More wine over here please. ....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Going to see Jurassic World on Thursday, I can't wait!
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RHP User
11 years ago
But it wasn't a bus stop was it ? It was a chat room on a raunchy dating site. I wasn't there so who knows, you blocked him and 100's more will line up to take his place, so you can afford to be as precious as you like. Next. 50z aka cheeky prick/bastard/cunt/bitch.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' But it wasn't a bus stop was it ? It was a chat room on a raunchy dating site. I wasn't there so who knows, you blocked him and 100's more will line up to take his place, so you can afford to be as precious as you like. Next. 50z aka cheeky prick/bastard/cunt/bitch. you are all that.. lol. you said it, not me. You feeling prickly today? hmmmm. in good form. I see. and yes, YOU WERE NOT THERE... so you cant be judgmental. a few men told him off and some messaged me to say he was acting like an A-hole not unlike... never mind. Obviously the other men, on the chat, with whom I have spoken to before and some have met at the recent meet and greet,are very polite and respectful in the chat room and outside. They are on a rauchy site, so is their behavior wrong that they are respectful? Lol. Big difference though between raunchy sex talk and just being an asshole and calling some random woman a BITCH without getting to know her first. It may ok for you, but not in my books. That is where we differ. Being on RHP does not give you the right to treat women like trash. Quite misogynistic in my opinion It is a raunchy site but so what, do men have to throw away their manners? If people want to chat raunchy to each other, no issue there. I can talk dirty with the best of them and I sometimes enjoy it. but i chose to whom I talk dirty with, not taking liberties with strangers who may not be up to what I want. That is called respect for people's space and boundaries. Else i just find men like that just plain creepy and EIQ challenged. If my desire and preference to be treated like a normal human being, here or anywhere, offends you, hah, your issue. call me precious or whatever abuse you want. Can't care less what you do. Your choice. My choice is to ignore you, despite the fact I may not like your behaviour. That part, your behaviour, I can not control. I have better things to do. More interesting people to meet and Better experiences to pursue with my time. I choose not to be denigrated. Simple really. Your Precious Princess
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RHP User
11 years ago
you can throw whatever you want at me and I'll find a way to make a joke from it... Whether you've chatted to me or not.... Sorry but you can't have a sense humour and an inflated sense of self....they clash - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Someone took a poop in Aunties waiting room. Stay tuned for the clean up in a few hours........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sometimes the best advice you can give is no advice. ;-)
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Ow c'mon. Advise was sought so advice should be given? treat this as a challenge. Will await your response. Lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
was it a number 3 blowout or wha?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think you did Lily proud. ;-)
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Bravo!!! You complete me...
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RHP User
11 years ago
I read this today, thought it was nice - 'let me not die while I am still alive"
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Auntie has been "edited".
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
I'll take Meander's approach..................
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RHP User
11 years ago
I always miss the fun - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Some scientists at Oberlin College and Trinity University have done some research into why you probably hate the word. And through three related studies, they discovered that it's not, as some theorized, that saying words like moist cause the facial muscles to mimic an expression of disgust. Nor is it that the sound of the word is what grosses people out — that was quickly dispelled when people had no problem with "foist." Rather, research points to a much more straightforward reason, the same reason why we hate diapers, toilets, crusty teen-boy socks, and so many other things: we associate the word with "disgusting bodily functions." Jim Davies has a nice summation of the research on Nautilus: Well, people found “moist” most aversive when it follows an unrelated, pleasant word, such as “paradise.” There seems to be a contrast effect going on here. “Moist” seems bad when following “paradise” but not when following a really negative word, like a racial slur. “Moist” also didn't seem so unpleasant when it followed words related to food, such as “cake.” In contrast, it provoked the most negative reactions when preceded by overtly sexual words (use your imagination). But because we're not quite as classy as Nautilus, I'll tell you that the words the researchers used included "fuck" and "pussy." I'm disappointed that there was no "moist penis" association, but you know what they say about psychological research: "They almost never use the phrase 'moist penis.'" Overall, researchers estimated that about 20% of the population is moist-averse."
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now I finally know why, and I can die in peace.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Did you find Wally?
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tylannister
11 years ago
I'm changing my profile photo for the day to a highly photoshopped pic of me from 20 years ago. "If that 1995 Swamp Barbarians movie had only gotten some distribution, I'd be living the high life now!"
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tylannister
11 years ago
Let's see. Well, that's disappointing.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Nice grey ghost pic. Lol. Obviously xrated, deemed by the mods 'not suitable for public consumption'? Why dont you just use words to describe the pic for the membership-challenged individuals like myself. More graphic, the better. Dont omit the dirty details. Throw in a few orks and hobbits into the landscape and Gandalf is your uncle. Hubba hubba.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' I hate oral exams. And no, that's not a euphemism They're not that bad when you know how. I'm happy to provide debate training.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Not sure why is doesnt show up in the thumbnail. Comes up okay on your profile. Another of lifes mysteries.... Lily Not x rated. Looks like a scene from Indiana Jones...
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
How to handle a whip. Dont show him your bare arse
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Seachange73
11 years ago
You know I love tge movies. specially adventure movies. Nothing better than a man with a whip, a screaming woman, some monkey on the table for dinner, some crazy Asian kid with kleptomaniac tendencies and you have a surefire hit. Ooops. Hold on I just described my family. Damn it!!!
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tylannister
11 years ago
The whip one is from last year, not 20 years ago, and is (to my knowledge) untouched by photoshop. The one that is "awaiting approval" is my clean-shaven face fairly cleverly photoshopped onto a heavily 'roided barbarian body. Nothing x-rated about it at all. My clean-shaven look may have broken the filters and they can't reconcile it with my other face pics.
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tylannister
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' You know I love tge movies. specially adventure movies. Nothing better than a man with a whip, a screaming woman, some monkey on the table for dinner, some crazy Asian kid with kleptomaniac tendencies and you have a surefire hit. Ooops. Hold on I just described my family. Damn it!!! "Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist."
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just watching an ad on telly selling 4ply toilet paper.Implying that your wiping experience will be made so much better because of the 4x thickness. Question..why cant you just fold 2ply in half and have instant 4ply?Isnt that the same thing?? Do'h 🚽😳
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RHP User
11 years ago
Works for me but you know they love to cull the trees and besides when you get the shits badly nothing better that a wipe with a super soft 4ply
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' Did you find Wally? I did. But now he's taken out an AVO against me for "stalking" him.
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RHP User
11 years ago
That was a brilliant move Mr.Lannister..worthy of your clever namesake..now we are all constantly checking out your profile 😉..and HAPPY BIRTHDAY xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
O.M.G.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am a three toilet roll kinda gal
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lord of the rings and game of thrones, I was thinking there would be better lines from pratchett to use with your sense of humour :)
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tylannister
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' That was a brilliant move Mr.Lannister..worthy of your clever namesake..now we are all constantly checking out your profile 😉..and HAPPY BIRTHDAY xxFreya Would've been significantly better had RHP not in their infinite wisdom denied my uploaded pic. I totally fail to understand, but I can't be the first guy to upload a photoshopped muscle-bound photo of himself. However, I might be the first to admit it outright.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Couldnt resist.....
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'telake' Lord of the rings and game of thrones, I was thinking there would be better lines from pratchett to use with your sense of humour :) Yes, Pratchett is the type of man after my own heart... and twisted mind.. He straddled life in two parallel universe, the one we are on, bill-paying centric behaviour, and the fantastical. He sure held the reign tight on both and lived life to the full. Pity he has passed on onto the Beyond where the orcs and hobbits peacefully existed and played 'hide and seek'' with the Precious, Sauron and Gandalf continued playing their Middle Earth versiion of checkers and Mr Spock is at the head of the Fantastical Congo line. 'Tell her she's dreaming.'' you say? Lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
Famous last words. :-P
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tylannister
11 years ago
So, I logged on this morning to find that the photoshopped pic I had tried to upload again had been, once more, rejected. I decide to re-read the photo posting guidelines to see where I went wrong. Amusingly, nowhere in the guidelines does it say anything about how real or unaltered your photos have to be - I mean, just about everyone these days at the very least does some color correction or plays with filters, etc. RHP can't very well say you can't do that, right? What I do note, however, is a little blurb on the sidebar that says, "Please report members who: ...Post fake/inappropriate profiles or photos." Hahahahahahahahahaha... Okay. I get it. Sure, that's an appropriate policy. I'm a little sad that even when I fully admit that the photo is a fake and I'm putting it up in fun that it gets shut down, but I can see the potential for abuse. Well played, RHP photo reviewers. Well played.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I tried to upload a pic of "where's Wally" but he got rejected today too. Kinda expected it, but would have had some fun will him popping up on the threads....
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'tylannister' So, I logged on this morning to find that the photoshopped pic I had tried to upload again had been, once more, rejected. I decide to re-read the photo posting guidelines to see where I went wrong. Okay. I get it. Sure, that's an appropriate policy. I'm a little sad that even when I fully admit that the photo is a fake and I'm putting it up in fun that it gets shut down, but I can see the potential for abuse. Well played, RHP photo reviewers. Well played. your post confirms reports that they are not just 'pretty faces' lording over us.....lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
How long does it take for a forum post to get approved?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'johnsmith3199' Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' I hate oral exams. And no, that's not a euphemism They're not that bad when you know how. I'm happy to provide debate training. No debating required in my exams, but the nerves are an issue so I'm open to relaxation tips...
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Forum post approvals depends on the time of day and what day. They get done in batches. So up to 6 ish hours depending on your timing. I notice friday mornings are slow. Mods are out for breaky and coffee perhaps (Annie waves hello)?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
?????
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tylannister
11 years ago
Ask you that question, Annie. It appears she has :(
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RHP User
11 years ago
Gone into hibernation. She'll back. She can check out anytime she wants, but she can never leave... (And I can talk about her because she is not in the room).
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RHP User
11 years ago
I wonder what the mods actually think about us. And... I wonder how one becomes a mod for rhp lol.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Back from Friday brunch and they are posted...... You get to know their routines. You know they are all female dont you? Not that ive been stalking them......
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RHP User
11 years ago
Well - can you imagine a guy sifting through the copious amounts of filth on here? We are dark filthy little creatures. God, I'd be the worst at that job.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Meander. Best profile pic. Ever
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thanks, Slickz!
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
something that made me gag. Chocolate.... with caramel and vegemite. Euwwwwwwwwww
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bums must be praised when praise is due. @kisskissk sounds like a picnic.
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RHP User
11 years ago
"All play is under the radar, there are reasons for that I won't go into here, just accept it or fuck off (in a polite way)." Such manners ;-)
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Need to work up to funbuddy's post in Auntie. Need to have a think ........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Guess who just discovered the unicorn emoticons on Facebook Messenger?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Guess who just discovered the unicorn emoticons on Facebook Messenger? No really! Runs off to download them......................
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RHP User
11 years ago
Have you seen the sinister oyster.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
May have recently been "Backseat". Careful, its a jungle out there.......
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' "All play is under the radar, there are reasons for that I won't go into here, just accept it or fuck off (in a polite way)." Such manners ;-) Must have read my guide. An astute learner. Quoting 'Any_Whichway' May have recently been "Backseat". Careful, its a jungle out there....... Half the time, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Pidgeon indeed.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nice face pic slickster, thought you were that dude from One Direction for a minute.😄
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Well.......hellloooo!!! You are a good looking rooster.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Slicks, happy to see your face instead of your... coque.
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
Back to eye balling
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
His face is back.He used to be indecisive but these days, he's not so sure...............
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RHP User
11 years ago
When was the last Sydney M&G?
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RHP User
11 years ago
In January. Wanna organise the next one?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just got my purple unicorn Converse in the mail!
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
Annie?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
i thought you might have seen the light.......
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tylannister
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' I just got my purple unicorn Converse in the mail! Someone needs to post a new profile pic.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Suck it up princess.
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tylannister
11 years ago
So, I was thinking of trying to gather some information and put together a post on the "Sydney University" study that so many people are paranoid about - I did a search on earlier posts here about it and found some things, but thought it might be useful to throw up a post about it clarifying fact and fiction on it. Anyone think that'd be worthwhile? Calm people's nerves a little?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'tylannister' So, I was thinking of trying to gather some information and put together a post on the "Sydney University" study that so many people are paranoid about - I did a search on earlier posts here about it and found some things, but thought it might be useful to throw up a post about it clarifying fact and fiction on it. Anyone think that'd be worthwhile? Calm people's nerves a little? sure, I'd be interested to know what you found. I think people will still post that ridiculous disclaimer on their profiles anyway. I found this on another site: "It was a social experiment that started in [Another Adult Site We Shall Not Name] in the early 2000's. It was to see how many people were gullible enough to copy the disclaimer to their own profiles. Like any Internet Virus or Work, it quickly spread to Adult Friend Finder and many other sites. Sydney University has no interest in swingers profiles or photos. Doesn't harvest them and has not desire to really look. There is no research being done, otherwise it's been going on for nearly 20 years. However, to prove social manipulation, google searches are done to consolidate the number of swingers that paste the disclaimer on their profile. Many profiles are indexed by search sites. Over 15 years, its' been easy to map the propagation and stupidity of people to add things to their profile that they never queried and simply put on because some else did."
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' In January. Wanna organise the next one? Sure tang gurl.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' i thought you might have seen the light....... Annie, no-one has worn globes since blink 182
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Diversity in topics is always good. Go for it before we get another single male wanting profile advice.......
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