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Ask Auntie..............
May 31 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MrandMrsM' My question is ancient and difficult. What is the correct answer to the Queston: "does my bum look big in this?" - Posted from rhpmobile I too would also like the answer to this question, as I too have been confused as to the correct answer. I have tried all three that I know. I have tried "No it is not" but disbelieved, I have tried, "Yes a little in that outfit" and created a war, I have tried to change the subject, all to no avail. Confused ??
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RHP User
11 years ago
Auntie Annie, I just wanted to let you know I am back from my hiatus. All refreshed and new, new name, new pic, new me. So what do you think? Am I no longer MATURE but young and super sexy :)
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Quoting 'MrandMrsM' My question is ancient and difficult. What is the correct answer to the Queston: "does my bum look big in this?" - Posted from rhpmobile I too would also like the answer to this question, as I too have been confused as to the correct answer. I have tried all three that I know. I have tried "No it is not" but disbelieved, I have tried, "Yes a little in that outfit" and created a war, I have tried to change the subject, all to no avail. Confused ?? Seriously dude, you remind me of someone from a movie.......Come in, don't worry, no one will see you.Why the disguise?Sit down and take that....hat off. Okay, you have asked for clarification on an earlier question.Let me elaborate.And I sense a crowd of men waiting for this. Gather around gents, I need to whisper because you know what their hearing is like.You need to be on the front foot with this. Dont stand back and wait for the question, you be caught on the back foot. It's like a beach landing in the wars. You need to soften up the beach defense before the landing. Long range artlillery fire is your friend here.You see her coming out of the bedroom with a freshly attired outfit. A vexing look on the dial. Here is your big moment. Lead."You look sensational. It really suits you in every way" or something like that, you get the idea. It softens up the enemy.If you stand back and wait for the question you are on the defense before your beach landing. You'll be slaughtered.Next move is land the troops. Step forward, throw some arms around, attacking the flanks. Go a little peck on the cheek but not the lips you dipsticks, the lippy is fresh and perfect. You start a new attack front if you do that.Now you are in the middle of the landing. If you hear those immortal words "Does my bum look big in this?"You are in the perfect position to press home the attack. Grab her arse, give her a little squeeze and say"This arse couldn't look big in anything."Another little peck and a smile. She wave the white flag and you have successfully landed my friend.Under no circumstances should you admit that perhaps it does a little big. Has anyone done that? I know you chaps can be a little thick but really?Practise guys, practise.After you have left the beach and moved inland, give a little wolf whistle as you pass her. Guaranteed succesful now. A root is on the table if you don't fuck up later in the evening. Try not to get caught perving when you are out........ All the best Mr invisible. Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'SugarSirenxx' Auntie Annie, I just wanted to let you know I am back from my hiatus. All refreshed and new, new name, new pic, new me. So what do you think? Am I no longer MATURE but young and super sexy :) Come in my young nymph.My, haven't we morphed.......If you could have seen my face when I read your message last night.I thought who the hell could this be....... hot, hot.Took me until I opened up your profile and album before I twigged. I suggest you head back into the chat room, head up high, tits out. I mean pushed out, not necessarily uncovered unless that's the way they roll in there. Points for not rolling a few years back.But you haven't reached that magic age of 45 where most everyone stays for a number of years...........Well done.Auntie Annie is most impressed.Now you just need to book a flight and you can head out on the tiles with your favorite tranny. Good luck Annie xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lovely Auntie Annie, Why Thankyou, I really do feel the need to book a flight and head on down to party central. Will let you know, would love a night out with a few of my lovely Southern friends 💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Will try and remember. Front foot, front foot, front foot... (BTW, unfortunately I work in an industry and smallish community where it would do me no favours to be recognised).
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
You really nailed the invisible look. Well done.........
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Its come to me. You look like the guy that comes up in front of the tabs when you are in google chrome incognito mode. Just need the trench coat with the collar up!! Now back on topic.......................NEXT
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RHP User
11 years ago
How does rhp perceive you ,,, di you have access to secret men's business ? If not do you have access to secret woman's business ??? Or is it that Annie is her own entity ??? I just find it interesting
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RHP User
11 years ago
Apologies mate, I was thinking Freddie Cruiger... But hell, we all work a niche in here :) Hp xo Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
11 years ago
We are far too busy over in Secret women's business having lingerie pillow fights and drinking screaming orgasms for Annie to answer right now 😉💋 please leave a message after the beep.
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RHP User
11 years ago
With! Not for....bloody edit button RHP? Please! 💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
Worth what ???? - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Ihaveaprivatejet' How does rhp perceive you ,,, di you have access to secret men's business ? If not do you have access to secret woman's business ??? Or is it that Annie is her own entity ??? I just find it interesting Come in Jet. Long time no speak.Nice of you to be concerned with my goings on. The subject of TV/TS having access to any secret business is a complex subject.In reality, TS/TG should be a separate category to CD/TVTS/TG should then be given option on joining as to which gender secret business they wish to assimilate with.Whereas, CD/TV usually still identify with their original birth gender but have developed kinks and fetishes.Allowing a male CD to have access to SWB would be akin to putting a fox into the hen house.Or as a recent example when a male crossed the border, a pigeon in the hawks nest........... The notion of having a separate forum STB would be impractical due to the low numbers and especially considering the low posting stats. My own situation is probably halfway between the 2 groups I have highlighted above.Having once been a TS, I am now a TV and play in both male and female form. Have 2 personalities with my female personality the dominant one. If you can figure me out, please let my shrink know. She would be happy to find the answer instead of shaking her head............... Hope that quenches your interest in the subject Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am new here and love the forums. I'm quite shy though and not sure about posting as everybody seems to know each other. How do I get started? xx Steph
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Steph1985' I am new here and love the forums. I'm quite shy though and not sure about posting as everybody seems to know each other. How do I get started? xx Steph Well sweets sit down and take one of Lily's purple pills.there.......drink.Well you'll be feeling a little or a lot more chilled shortly.You just have to grab the keyboard and say what you are feeling.Don't worry about anyone else. Your opinion is your opinion. And we want to hear your opinion.There is nothing to suggest that your opinion is less worthy than mine or anyone else.You may be criticised but that what it is all about.You seems a lovely person so look foirward to what you have to say.We all started with a little intrepidation but we soon to get over it. You take your hits.And we make fuck ups. We offend on occasion. Sometimes we need to apologise when we go back and look at what we posted after a couple of wines too many. But if we can see we erred, nothing wrong with saying sorry. So just post. After a couple of hundred, a couple of thousand it will come naturally. Hope to see you posting soon. I will look after you. Any bullying and i will have your back. See you in the sandpit with all the other addicts.......... You'll be okay Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
so I'm new to the forums but love reading them and hello auntie annie please help me...today I have replied to two messages from men and they have asked what I would like well to the first youngish man (35) I suggested he come to me and take me as if I was his and be in control of what he wanted but not to talk to me until after we finished...well he hasn't been seen or heard of since where did I go wrong and to the second it was a very similar suggestion with a few more options but basically I wanted a strong man to be in control and take what he wanted as if he was owed and again very little interest.. please tell me how to fix this and find a strong man that knows how to be firm and in control... thank you in advance..M
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was idly reading your column, having spotted the balls in your bikini a few days ago :-) LOL, I knew there might be a laugh or three here. Anyway I was reading down and read Meanders post. Mmm it was strange how I noticed her extremely cute butt straight away. I'm guessing there is a large amount of testosterone coursing through my veins. Anyway, there must be a thousand guys on here who meet the bill of tall, dark and handsome with enough cash to duck out and buy a pair of Converse. It must be the good grammar and love of animals that disqualify them? Though I fit most of her bill of requirements, my question is Auntie, if I am her lover where would you suggest I kiss her body in the shower?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Auntie Annie please help me I think I need to go to a VA meeting! I bought a form 2 and it's a powerful little device, I just can't seem to stay away from it, but I fear I will vibrate myself into oblivion. Please help me with my cravings. - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'lippy1' so I'm new to the forums but love reading them and hello auntie annie please help me...today I have replied to two messages from men and they have asked what I would like well to the first youngish man (35) I suggested he come to me and take me as if I was his and be in control of what he wanted but not to talk to me until after we finished...well he hasn't been seen or heard of since where did I go wrong and to the second it was a very similar suggestion with a few more options but basically I wanted a strong man to be in control and take what he wanted as if he was owed and again very little interest.. please tell me how to fix this and find a strong man that knows how to be firm and in control... thank you in advance..M Glad to meet you. Come and lay down.I have been on both sides of the fence so to speak.Playing as the female and also the male. Both very different in expectations and each with its own approach.I know your position as the female, putting your requests/fetish/role play out there. Then radio silence or worse still, a cancel and even worse, the dreaded no show.......You just need to stick to your guns. (seems to be a thing with guns lately around here).Nothing wrong with what you request. The guys will have probably bailed anyway, with or without taking on board your desires. Just need to do the numbers game. You can only play it the way you see it and you will find that you will refine your technique and improve on working out what they will do and if they are up to what you want.Don't water down what you want. You are in control until they show up and then.......they will hopefully be in control of you.And as far as seeing the man's side of all this. I cannot understand the radio silence or the no shows. If they have balls, then just say "Sorry, I'm not for you".Sure it's a nervous time leading up to the meet with a new lady. But if you haven't the balls to be a man, why are you on here wasting peoples valuable time. There is nothing wrong with manning up and telling it the way it is. A "yes" or a "no". Don't leave them hanging (the playmate not the balls).We get inundated with males complaining of not getting action. And then we have these males playing games....... So males, speak when you need to, otherwise Pffft........ Good luck on your search Lippy. Just keep at it. Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'funbuddy4040' I was idly reading your column, having spotted the balls in your bikini a few days ago :-) LOL, I knew there might be a laugh or three here. Anyway I was reading down and read Meanders post. Mmm it was strange how I noticed her extremely cute butt straight away. I'm guessing there is a large amount of testosterone coursing through my veins. Anyway, there must be a thousand guys on here who meet the bill of tall, dark and handsome with enough cash to duck out and buy a pair of Converse. It must be the good grammar and love of animals that disqualify them? Though I fit most of her bill of requirements, my question is Auntie, if I am her lover where would you suggest I kiss her body in the shower? Come in and laydown.Excuse me whilst i tuck my balls back into me undies. You want to help.................ooh. Your hands are cold. Nice touch though, you've handled a few before I think......I wondered about my photo. Whether I should have tucked in. But I'm kinda attached to the equipment. Don't think I would have been up for the cut and tuck back in the day. Be a shame to discard this cock don't you think..........You can let it go now........Okay. Seems you have a bit of thing for Meander. Heard a rumour she's thinking of updating to guys with Globe sneakers, so don't blow you cash yet.And you think you are tall dark and handsome? Modest too? Would have to take you at face value on that one, not a single photo to see there............You fit most of her requirements? I guess you being married won't rule you out? Ya think?And your skill at numbers seems to be questionable.Last time I checked you were a half dozen years outside her requirements as well.Going well there buddy...........Don"t think your love of pussy counts as being an animal lover although points for correct grammar.Yes, dont think gramma is gonna pants her.But whilst you are dreaming with the many other thousands, you may as well kiss her in the most suitable spot in the shower. Kiss her arse............. God, I like the way you are kissing mine at the moment. Just get that tongue in a little more..............yes....... Good luck and keep on dreaming Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Here you go funbuddy, <-------------------------------------- Careful not to get soap in your eye now x
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'SugarSirenxx' Auntie Annie please help me I think I need to go to a VA meeting! I bought a form 2 and it's a powerful little device, I just can't seem to stay away from it, but I fear I will vibrate myself into oblivion. Please help me with my cravings. - Posted from rhpmobiljHello Ms Transformed........Lay down my love. There is a quick fix that I can try...........kidding, lucky that I am a professional. Now Vibrator Anonymous Meetings. Did I tell you that I found out where they hold their meetings once. I used to hang outside till it finished and just stood at the entry with a hard on in my tights. Worked every time. Was just doing my bit to help. I was very popular.Now your problem. But is it really a problem?You need to analyse this situation. Pluses and minuses. For instance what's your straight alternative? A guy. And what are the disadvantages of having one of those?UnreliableArgumentativeHigh maintenanceFinishes before youFinishes too long after youFailure to launchDoesn't perform the task to your specificationsLeaves a messWipes his cock on your curtainsFartsLeaves a mess on the toilet seatLeaves the toilet seat up.SnoresWont go home when he finishesGoes home straight away when he finishesLoves you until he cumsSometimes are marriedSometimes plays around without telling you.Leaves empty bottles aroundLeaves upturned bottle tops on the floor for you to stand onSays he wont cum in your mouth and then doesInsists on anal sex when you are not in the moodWont do anal sex when you are in the moodLeaves the wet spot on your side of the bedSmellsNo showsWont ring until he wants a rootWont stop ringing you until he gets a root And the advantages of having a guy around ?Give me a minute........... See sweets, you have no problem. Was there any need to be the new you?EnjoyNow do tell, what kind of vibrator we talking here? Can I use that type? Glad to help. Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'SugarSirenxx' Auntie Annie please help me I think I need to go to a VA meeting! I bought a form 2 and it's a powerful little device, I just can't seem to stay away from it, but I fear I will vibrate myself into oblivion. Please help me with my cravings. - Posted from rhpmobiljHello Ms Transformed........Lay down my love. There is a quick fix that I can try...........kidding, lucky that I am a professional. Now Vibrator Anonymous Meetings. Did I tell you that I found out where they hold their meetings once. I used to hang outside till it finished and just stood at the entry with a hard on in my tights. Worked every time. Was just doing my bit to help. I was very popular.Now your problem. But is it really a problem?You need to analyse this situation. Pluses and minuses. For instance what's your straight alternative? A guy. And what are the disadvantages of having one of those?UnreliableArgumentativeHigh maintenanceFinishes before youFinishes too long after youFailure to launchDoesn't perform the task to your specificationsLeaves a messWipes his cock on your curtainsFartsLeaves a mess on the toilet seatLeaves the toilet seat up.SnoresWont go home when he finishesGoes home straight away when he finishesLoves you until he cumsSometimes are marriedSometimes plays around without telling you.Leaves empty bottles aroundLeaves upturned bottle tops on the floor for you to stand onSays he wont cum in your mouth and then doesInsists on anal sex when you are not in the moodWont do anal sex when you are in the moodLeaves the wet spot on your side of the bedSmellsNo showsWont ring until he wants a rootWont stop ringing you until he gets a root And the advantages of having a guy around ?Give me a minute........... See sweets, you have no problem. Was there any need to be the new you?EnjoyNow do tell, what kind of vibrator we talking here? Can I use that type? Glad to help. Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Haven't had one of those for a while.........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Dear Auntie, thanks for the encouraging words, the thoughts in my mind at the reading of your words was the simple delight of receiving attention from someone. I acknowledge that I am not suitable for people on this site and I don't think I'd go much beyond friendly conversation anyway. Now that's out of the way, I want to share a secret with you!! I took my mobile phone into the shower with Meander's butt photo on it and started kissing it while I was all soaped up. With one hand on the phone and the other well occupied the phone zipped onto the floor hit the wall and bounced out onto the dry floor. Without thinking I put my hand to my forehead and went "phew" promptly dripping soap straight into my eyes! Please Auntie I don't know what to make of this? It's as though what you and her said came true. Am I already under Meander's control? Have I lost my mind to a fantasy dreamed up from a mere photo of a pretty woman?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
No more consultations unless you become verified. I smell feathers......
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RHP User
11 years ago
Auntie Annie you have put my vibe issues into context for me and I thankyou and I also thank my landlord that I dont have curtains, ha My fav vibe right now is a Form 2, clit vibrator and yes you can use it, apparently it feels nice on certain man parts, or so I have been told But it is a powerful little sucker, hence why I am so addicted.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oh and a double banger, I feel very special.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Pffft. Call me when you drop your soap.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You have a busy schedule and long ago you kindly responded to a post I made so I hope you can take a moment for a silly question of mine. For many months I have been quietly reading the forums. Normally I am not a shy person, far from it, but I am reluctent to add comments to the forums, I am unsure about the rules. Many times I am infuriated by the simplistic and conceted attitudes some display, I just want to give them a piece of my mind. I type out what I want to say and then never send it. Is all the rudeness and insulting just a game played here or is it as I fear an ongoing dispute between factions. I would like to join in if it is a game but I am unsure what the rules are. Excuse me for saying but I am itching to tell some men here how little their minds are. Should I, or is that not the game. Kitten.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'LittleKittenMeow' You have a busy schedule and long ago you kindly responded to a post I made so I hope you can take a moment for a silly question of mine. For many months I have been quietly reading the forums. Normally I am not a shy person, far from it, but I am reluctent to add comments to the forums, I am unsure about the rules. Many times I am infuriated by the simplistic and conceted attitudes some display, I just want to give them a piece of my mind. I type out what I want to say and then never send it. Is all the rudeness and insulting just a game played here or is it as I fear an ongoing dispute between factions. I would like to join in if it is a game but I am unsure what the rules are. Excuse me for saying but I am itching to tell some men here how little their minds are. Should I, or is that not the game. Kitten. I'm always gentle. Not so busy at the moment so let me give you my take of the state of affairs here. Relax on the couch and lets have a nice pinot gris....... Very hard to press that "Post your Comment" for the first few times. Your hand starts shaking. You have read your post so many times you have virtually memorized it like a speech for a conference. You change little things, adjust the grammar. Change whole sentences, reset the paragraphs a little to emphasize your points......... Then you just say "Fuck it....." and press the damn thing. Then you notice, you've been logged out and the whole piece of art disappears up the arse of a gorgeous blonde women. Not unlike your gorgeous self I might add......... But maybe that didn't happen to you that time and you see the green tick come up. You post is waiting for approval....You look at the thread and there is your post. Sitting there. You sit and wait for a while. You go have a cup of tea, perhaps a refill of your wine glass. You wait. You may see another post come up under yours. You think perhaps they have ignored yours? But settle. You must realize that you are the only one that can see yours until approved, which may be a short while or perhaps overnight if its a bit late. The Instant Posters are what it says.......instant. So you have a period of sweating on it, hoping you don't upset the apple cart too much. Maybe someone will even click the like button after it gets posted. The first time........it's hard. Now more to your question.It should be treated like a normal conversation. The only RHP rules are that you do not personally vilify anyone or insult. Just like a normal conversation down the cafe. You are allowed to give your opinion about subjects and perhaps peoples actions but in a polite manner. Personally naming people is frowned upon as is shaming of course. Treat the thread as a group discussion and as though everyone that has contributed is in the room with you. That way you are not regarded as talking behind someones back. There are ways to put your point across strongly but again, would you say what your are writing to that person if they were sitting across the table from you? If you are infuriated by someones statement/post, an immediate response is not advised. Like an email to someone, best to think about it first. Then when you have figured out your angle and lost most of your anger, then post. It's too late once you press "post". Perhaps write it and read it a few times. Go off and come back a little later and reread but make sure you havn't been logged out before pressing send.But easier said that done. And that is when things go a bit pear shape when you answer in haste. That's when someone will bite back and things will escalate. There is no game at play here. Some of us have met. Many of us have not. We may appear to be friends but only from familiarity at seeing each others profile picture every day. And a very few have had history and do not like each other.But that is just like anywhere in the real world. I would perhaps ease into the posting. You will learn and gain confidence quickly. Don't be too outspoken straight up.I would hate to see someone bite back during your first few posts. It would not do your confidence much good and we would lose your input. So yes you can tell the men in question what you think. But think about it first and get some confidence. They will still be here later. If you are polite in here, people will look after you. You can make some real friends if you want. We want your opinion. We want you to join us here. So what are you waiting for? You've done a few posts already and they were well written. So really, you have started. See you in here again soon?If you want some personal advice about it, send me a flirt and I will pm you. I do mean that. Thanks Kitten, and good luck Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Love your column .. absolutely fabBeing a horny and nervous 40 something had my first date with a hot to trot 37 something, long story short, he forgot his wallet, he stayed the night, yes the obvious happened and yup I get it why he doesnt contact me - I just need confirmation that because I did the deed that another date is obviously out of the question lol?Keep the good work upxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Extremely happy for you Annie ,, nice to see you found your forum so to speak ,,, good luck kiddo ,,, it's good too see - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
The only issue I have with your response is that you have identified that your female personality is the stronger force , hence that being the case are you the "fox in the hen" in the secret men's business - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Butterfly1973' Love your column .. absolutely fabBeing a horny and nervous 40 something had my first date with a hot to trot 37 something, long story short, he forgot his wallet, he stayed the night, yes the obvious happened and yup I get it why he doesnt contact me - I just need confirmation that because I did the deed that another date is obviously out of the question lol?Keep the good work upxx Thankyou for your compliments. I think you look like you could go a lay on the couch.Drink? Champagne is in order I would say.You look puzzled (passes glass of bubbles)Allow me to explain.You had a date with a hot guy. It must have been fairly successful seeing that you are disappointed with a lack of communication since. Nice root lets say........And apart from the fact that he sponged off you with the old forgot my wallet scenario, you got your share of orgasms?Let's look at the positives.He turned up. He performed. He had a sleepover. Nice night all round mostly. You know how many women complain about any of the above three conditions not being met.No shows, couldn't get it up or over before anything else. Blow and go. To leave you alone in your big bed complete with wet patch to remember him by if he hadn't stayed the night.Overall,a succesful night.Cheers.The only way you could have kept the interaction going would be to with hold sex for a period of time. What, 2 dates? 5 dates? The result would have been the same after getting his way. You just bypassed all the crap.You know, I don't think you have been here long?I think you will have a few more dates with the same expectations of finding a nice sexy relationship.Allow me to top your glass there sweetie. Come on, take a big gulp, got some news for you.You will have get through a couple of more dates, some pleasant some not so. Then you will hit the red cordial stage. You will get your mojo on and plough through as many as you can. You will do to them the same. They will want a return date but you will have moved on. Go forth you hot horny woman. Show them who is boss here.You may need to come back to me or you can take this now. (hands over a strap on catalogue) They do mail order......So now you see why we have the champagne.......... Nice set of legs you have there.....I like your coat too. Where did you get it?Do I have a strap on?Well actually........i dont need one. See? Good luck and go get them.Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Pffft. Call me when you drop your soap. ( I used to watch a motorbike ridng aunty jack on TV when I was but a small boy. he was deliciously rude as well) Please dear, advise me: if I verify with you do I have to hold your big balls at the same time? ; or if I verify with Meander does that mean I get a leave pass from this duty? :-) I would have my Converse sneakers on for this thrilling verify if I had a pair. I recall owning a pair which I completely wore out when I was a child, then excitedly getting a pair of elastic sided boots which at the time didn't get as wet in the rain.Anyway if you are open to it send me a message and I will verify. Thank you Meander, I've let go my precious soap for the moment, the source of many simple free thrills, and dear aunty.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank you I appreciate your detailed advice and I will take care with what I write. My claws are sharp yet retractable and therefor I am more than capable of keeping it playful when the blood boils. If I did not know any better I would think you are 'hitting' on me. You give me latitude for familiarity. Annie the board would not approve! Due diligence aside, I will take care with what disappears up my blond behind. There is one last vexing question. Are you to be addressed as he or she? I do not wish to offend but I am unfamiliar with the protocol. Kitten X
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RHP User
11 years ago
Love it - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
MrsM says I have no arse, where can I get one? Should I be changing myself like this for another? Or should I revel in my arselessness? MrM :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Thanks for your words. I am glad you are more settled these days as compared to a period a few months back. Yes you are correct, my female side is stronger. But as far as being a fox in the hen house in secret mens business should that not be i am the pussy in the lions den. But alas, that is not the case anyway. We as trans folk do not access to either mens or womens secret business. We stand alone. thanks Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Thankyou. I wasn't hitting you up. The offer to private message was to make you welcome to ask me for any clarification of my answer. I sometimes ramble on and get sidetracked a little. I post and sometimes reread the question and answer and think i may have missed the mark. But of course i am not adverse to being attracted to people on here, thats what we are here for and yes you have a certain air of mystique about you that would be difficult to ignore given the correct geographical circumstances......... As far as the correct address to me, address me as i appear. Obviously in lingerie, you would be correct in referring to me as she. You will never see me in here as he. That would be reserved for special female friends. Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
The reference to you being verified is not a personal thing. This site and any other dating/internet/chat site is subject to people taking on certain personas that are very much different to what they actually are. We are talking single men setting up profiles as single women or couples. Couples setting up single womens profiles. Goodness, can you imagine that...... .....!!! RHP do a great job at removing these but to be totally sure who you are communicating/meeting with, dealing with verified people can remove a few surprises along your journey. There is a procedure for getting verified by RHP and is explained elsewhere. This thread is not for airing your affixation on other site members or guests. I would suggest that you message them directly but in this case i think you know what the result of that would be. Thanks and good luck Annie xx
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Dear auntie Annie, it seems the avian flu.has spread from this side of rhp, I.e the forum, and into the chat room. The offending bird has left lots of disgusting poo as it shakes it shite- covered feathers. It tried to infect the chatroom residents with it's vitriolic sting. Some fell for the silly pigeon prancing but a lot just ignored it. I have advised the locals with the good dose of Block-sine. Stops the crap flowing in chat. It works for me. What to do what to do? Is it too early for pigeon hunting?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
I remember of who you refer to. The offender is invisible to me. I have a special filter. Pidgeons are disease carriers, full of filth and fleas. Simple extermination procedure as the presence of such vermin is affecting our RHP experience in a very negative fashion. Suggest we all send a complaint to customer service and have it professionally removed so things can get back to normal around here. Lets do it. Annie xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Gezzz I pegged you ( pardon the pun ) as being an angry ant ,,, your fuckin hilarious - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'MrandMrsM' MrsM says I have no arse, where can I get one? Should I be changing myself like this for another? Or should I revel in my arselessness? MrM :) - Posted from rhpmobile Come in Mr M and let me see.Loosen that belt and give me a geezer..........Now bend over that couch...............Wow, did you have a wash this morning?Not going near that..........pull em up. Most men are not owners of desirable arses. Some reflect their personalities and have big arses.I am a fine purveyor of nice arses, Mr M.Luckily they are usually positioned on females and lend themselves to being fondled, licked, kissed and fucked.Your arse is on the small side and that situation may be magnified if Mrs M has a big arse of which I have not had the pleasure of seeing or touching. Perhaps she feels that if your arse is normal, hers must be large. Maybe she is justifying that yours is small and makes hers looks.....not big.Only you can answer that question and how many times you cop that question "does my arse look big in this"Seems to be cropping up a bit around the place that question.So your question regarding your arselessness is just a relative one. Does it do the job for which you intend on using it?Or perhaps you wish to plump it up a bit and make it more desirable to the bi male playmates?Do you find you are missing out on the penis stakes when play starts?Yes I can see your dilemma. You see Mrs M attracting all those glorious dicks and you want a slice.Cant blame you. Nothing like a hard cock sliding in there. And the delight in your female play mate's expression when she see's you being nailed by a thrusting male weapon.Gee, all this talk............Anyway Mr M. Time to hit the treadmill to pump up those muscles in those flanks. Bit of bike riding. The stairmaster machine may be your friend. Bit of hard work and we will have you riding cowboy style on top of your favorite stud. But a tip Mr M. Presentation. Give it a good wash and clean out before play. Perhaps a bit of hair removal too. Easier for your friend to hit the target. And until you do, white undies probably not the best choice there........ Good Luck M Annie
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RHP User
11 years ago
I shall leave my penislessness for a separate topic.... You are right, my lack of arse rogering leaves me somewhat jealous of MrsM! Yet I am cuckold subby enough to hide that shit well ;) I shall buy some dark undies, hit the gym, wash the bejeesus out of my crack and return to bend over your couch another day! MrM - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Why aren't leggings pants? Who made this rule? Can the butt admirers of the world overturn this prejudice? MrM - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Different to Annie I know but close. My Dads twin sister, was a dairy farmer.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is off on holidays.will be back shortly after her break.🍷✈🌅
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Sorry for going missing. One hell of a weekend.....
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Mr M. This has been covered before in Auntie. And i totally agree with you. Free the world from legging prejudice. Display those arses and camel toes with pride. Put em out there. But i fear that the fashion police have been active. There are some that gave been caught wearing the legging as a pant and leaving a trail of shock and horror behind them. Scarring the minds of men and women. I love leggings and have been known to go the almighty tuck. Gaffer tape is the requirement for an old tranny to produce a nice camel toe and wide crutch. Result is perfect but it has a 3 hour time limit before some blood flow is required and to allow the balls to drop again. Keep up the legging love M Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hi Annie big fan of your collum Well i just wanted your view on this subject ? what would you do or any other listeners think ?So you have a hot date orgainised and you have a LIGHT perod not heavy but just there would you ?A say no way another time ?B yes but lets hop in the shower , bath, spa or pool to fuck ?C yes put a towel over the sheets ?D who cares ill have a shower afterwoods ? E yes but i won't go down on you i don't want the Dollmio grin Hopefully i will here back from you with your feed back Thanks oodles in advance Sally
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RHP User
11 years ago
Gosh I had forgotten how comfy your couch is..now where was I,oh yes..hmm I am a little shy in these matters but here goes,...last week I met a lovely man,he installed a new stove for me..we live in a small community,his niece and my daughter went to school together and are close friends..he told me that he has been single for the past ten years and when he had finished the installation ...it was very much mates rates..said he would love to have a roast dinner cooked on the new stove...now my dilemma is,do I invite him for a meal if I do who else should I invite if anyone,or should I just forget about it or find some more work for him to do 😜xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Is it too early for pigeon hunting? Yes I could eat a whole one
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Pidgeon is dead and cooked. Tasted like shit though.... My 2 customers in the waiting room. Will see you in the morning. Fuckings Pidgeon has given me the squirts.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes it's true, she's a big girl...a very big girl but oh boy has she got what it takes. She's been around for quite a while but I'd never taken much notice of her up until now, despite admiring her from a distance. I always thought I'd be "too old" for her and not be able to handle her. It now seems that I was very much mistaken, a pleasant surprise as I found out when I threw a leg over on Monday. I didn't ride her as such but did get to enjoy the limited physical intimacy, sitting in her lap and rocking back and forth a little...I now know thatshe has aplacein myfutureeven ifonlyfor ashortflingsadlyshewon'tcorrectioncan'tbe alongtermkeeper
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RHP User
11 years ago
She's the mighty Triumph Rocket Three
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Whateverway' Pidgeon is dead and cooked. Tasted like shit though.... I know how to cook pigeon...only a vegetarian can knock my pigeons back...
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'SEXYsally6969' Hi Annie big fan of your collum Well i just wanted your view on this subject ? what would you do or any other listeners think ?So you have a hot date orgainised and you have a LIGHT perod not heavy but just there would you ?A say no way another time ?B yes but lets hop in the shower , bath, spa or pool to fuck ?C yes put a towel over the sheets ?D who cares ill have a shower afterwoods ? E yes but i won't go down on you i don't want the Dollmio grin Hopefully i will here back from you with your feed back Thanks oodles in advance Sally Well come on in SEXYsally and snuggle in on the couch.Fitting name I must say.Well thank you for presenting your very challenging topic.A topic that is much discussed by both sexes I dare say.And a topic that pssibly be dealt with in a delicate fashion?But this is Auntie Annie you are talking to here and anything could happen in this little discussion.Firstly, question A and no doubt all the questions would hinge on how desperate things are.If opportunity doesn't knock too often then ploughing straight on in is always and option. But there is one thing I must raise. Are ladies fond of the playmate pulling the string?Some I believe, like to grip the tampon string in their teeth and open up the play ground.Which leads me up another path, no pun intended.The tampon string. And the string on the little party streamer poppers.....Have you noticed they are both the same?Did the tampon string come first or did the popper string come first.And who thought to make them the same? Was it someone who enjoyed playing whilst the red flag was flying?Someone who thought that pulling the string was a common act for celebration akin to seeing in the new year?So many questions Sally. So few answers in a topic that is shuffled under the rug. So question A for me and a majority of men I believe would be another time if possible.Question B. Well, I am a fan of the movie Psycho. The famous scene in the shower. Blood streaming down the plughole, all over the shower curtain. Could be a role play option? And I fit in perfectly. Dressed as Mrs Bates. Rocking in the chair.But gee, in a pool or spa? Pink water not a real turn on after the night. Getting up next morning and seeing a tequila sunrise in your pool, nah, pass.Question C. Sensible option I guess. Test out the napisan next day i suppose. But I not one for staying in the one place for too long. Drag that towel around is a bit of a passion killer.Getting it in position for whatever position you are up for next. Bit like taking the towel around for the squirters. Never seems to be in the right spot at the right time. Always the towel ends up being the driest part of the play area which is one of the universes greatest mystery. Intentions are good but practical?Question D. Who cares? I think everyone cares at the start. But caution is thrown to the wind if the will is there. At the end of the night, looks like a crazed murderer has visited. Just need a bit of red lipstick to write a cryptic message on the mirror and the crime scene is set with blood soaked bed and blood splattered on the ceiling. Carpet fucked.......Question E. You trying to gross me out yeah? You've put me off the margarita pizza now. This is a specialized kink I think. Never played that card before, at least not intentionally. I've seen too many Dracula movies in the 70's with Christopher Lee, bless his sole. Or Count Yorga. Remember that one you oldies? Could be Cunt Yorga I suppose......... Welll the whole topic justifies my current position at the moment. My age gets me to play amongst the post menopausal crowd where the whole situation of periods doesn't come into play. And I'm not complaining about that.... Well Sexy, your time on the couch is up. But be a shame for you to go so soon...........Perhaps a glass of Shiraz or 2 before you head off.......... Good Luck Sally Annie xxxxxx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya70' Gosh I had forgotten how comfy your couch is..now where was I,oh yes..hmm I am a little shy in these matters but here goes,...last week I met a lovely man,he installed a new stove for me..we live in a small community,his niece and my daughter went to school together and are close friends..he told me that he has been single for the past ten years and when he had finished the installation ...it was very much mates rates..said he would love to have a roast dinner cooked on the new stove...now my dilemma is,do I invite him for a meal if I do who else should I invite if anyone,or should I just forget about it or find some more work for him to do 😜xxFreya Dearest Freya so good to have you back in here.Thought you'd been lost but here you are.Settle in and have a glass of wine..... Now your problem. It's a problem common amongst single women and tradesmen. Full payment for work done. There are mates rates and special rates. Can I share a story similar to yours.Had a single lady who wanted a spa installed. She said during the install that I should come over to try the spa when its done.I did that. But we tried everything but the spa. The couch, the main bed, the daughters bed, the kitchen table, the floor but never did the spa. But I never complained.She kept finding work to do. And I kept sending the invoices. I got paid and she got fucked. Win win situation. But not sure if yours is the same mindset. You are the holder of the next move.Invite a thrid party will probably ruin any future prospects. or you can cook his meat and vegies or use the slow cooker and get some work done whilst that simmers...... I'd go the third option. Get some more work done and work up to the roast........And hey, if that works out, then invite a third party to dinner. Nothing like a 3some......... Let me know what happens Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just want to say the pidgeon isn't dead! I am ALIVE and KICKING! Yours Truly,
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Don't think we are on the same page regarding the pigeon.....You should ask Lily. Anyway, you look like a beer man so grab a coldie and sitdown.Jack, nolthing wrong with you love affair with the triumph.They are very much like a woman.They are always up for someone else to ride themThey sometimes dont want to workSometimes hurt youSometimes high maintenanceAlways accessories to buyAlways look good on your arm but fuck they cost you. But look on the positive side Jack.When you get sick of her, put an ad in the paper and get someone to buy your troubles from you.Then go buy a new model. The latest and greatest. So ride your love with pride Jack.Let us see you and envy you as you open her up.Ride her like the wind.But put the helmet on. The fall from grace can hurt.... Cheers Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
I feel a new bathroom coming on 😜xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Dear Annie, I need some physical restoration work done on my gypsy caravan and I don't have a budget. Do you think its possible to find a tradesman who is familiar with models with well worn joints, and who can work out a restoration plan that is doable. Motivation loss is a secondary factor in the lack of self-driven restoration work and I am thinking having a driver or project manager for the restoration plan could be a good thing. Q1. Do you think it would be possible to find the driver/project manager here?Q2. What would be suitable recompense for their services in lieu of cash?Q3. Can you see any risks associated with undertaking this restoration project? Yours in dire needthe Gypsy
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm having moments of jealousy when I see your gorgeous stocking clad legs and you CFM shoes. How do I control the green-eyed monster? Wildly envious
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'GypsyWildNT' Dear Annie, I need some physical restoration work done on my gypsy caravan and I don't have a budget. Do you think its possible to find a tradesman who is familiar with models with well worn joints, and who can work out a restoration plan that is doable. Motivation loss is a secondary factor in the lack of self-driven restoration work and I am thinking having a driver or project manager for the restoration plan could be a good thing. Q1. Do you think it would be possible to find the driver/project manager here?Q2. What would be suitable recompense for their services in lieu of cash?Q3. Can you see any risks associated with undertaking this restoration project? Yours in dire needthe Gypsy Sit down sweetie.We are in that grey area of compensation for works performed.The barter system. One man's blow job is another's hand job.A 69 er for one man is a lottery win to another.It just a matter of finding that one man to whom a 69 er would translate to a remodeled trailer to you.Or could mean a series of blow jobs for a work in progress. You dont want the hand job guy. Could end up with RSI before your van is off the blocksA win win would be that man you could jump whose tool would be multi tasking.A few fucks and you would have a bit of spring in your suspension. And the risk as per question 3?The risk is that you find the perfect man with the perfect tool.You could be addicted to the renovating process.Before you know it, your Clydesdale is towing around a penthouse with the tradie in the back with his feet upThe sound of his tool doing its thing every day. Would you want to go down that path?Your gypsy lifestyle would be under threat. Your horse in the paddock and the long grass growing up around your wheels. So be careful what you pay, the debt could be life changing. But Auntie Annie says, a fuck is a fuck, and who gives a fuck.Unless your horse is named Mr Ed........ And thank you for your compliment regarding my air borne legs. Just my tribute to fucking under a blue sky. A nice dogging experience I say. Get those legs in the air and your knickers off ladies....... Here, cheers Good luck Annie xx
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Seachange73
11 years ago
no problems here but your new pic with your purple undies around the ankles on your boots, stuck up in the air made me laugh. lol. saw it on my message stream and I cracked up laughing. had to have a closer look... Thanks for making myt day. I need the laugh. Lily xxx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Comeon now, we all have problems. We are in RHP............Thought Id lighten up everyone's friday arvo. lol. Annie xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
I recently had the misfortune to see a pic of my own arse being....well....pounded. My problem is, it appears about 350% more hairy then I'd imagine!! As a bloke who likes to manicure his bits....I feel compelled to be waxed back there...the problem is....I have hair on about 97% on my body. Where should the waxing start/stop? Will wax cost me a fortune (I may need several buckets of it) Will it hurt like feck? How can I stop MrsM from laughing at my dilemma? MrM - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Why men are labeled as only having sex on the mind is comforting, yet so so un-true. I don't get why "everything" we say.. necessarily has some sort of sexual annotation lathered in to the texture of a genuine thingy watsy? I think it's time to stick it up the wives tail once and for good. So I've blown a seal in my ram and have no trouble getting full extension, even getting full reach is rather easy, it's when I need to get it back in again!! is where the troubles begin. Tara is fine with it because she still gets wood and is very understanding, but It's awkward getting around with my boom poking out at it's fullest extension and banging it up against something sometimes works, a bit embarrassing at the least I suppose, but you gotta do what you gotta do, I say. See what I mean? Mado Mado Tara xx
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MissBishere
11 years ago
I have a play date this arvo and I and can't decide between purple crotchless or red crotchless panties.... Arghh!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' I have a play date this arvo and I and can't decide between purple crotchless or red crotchless panties.... Arghh! Dear MissB72, red: fire, passion, impetuousnesspurple: wisdom, considered, in control I hope these few words aid your choice And now handing the column back to Auntie xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
I see yours is an urgent consultation so you can push through to the front. Often have the dilemma myself and narrow it down to a few favs. The major thing is remembering what ones you wore the other times with that playmate. Heavens forbid rocking up in the same ones. Flip a coin? Cant decide wear none. But perhaps a different tact. Wear whatever ones and whilst having your preplay drinks at a bar, slip into the ladies, whip them off, give them a good rub over down there and as you waltz back to your bar stool, casually place them discetely in his hand. Tell him he needs to go to the mens and scratch and sniff........ then watch his crotch when he exits...... Good luck on your meet Annie xxxx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
With you soon.......xx
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MissBishere
11 years ago
th al you so much for letting me push in... Fantastic idea 💋
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madotara69
11 years ago
I'll just gaze at the mantle piece while I stoke her fire.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'MrandMrsM' I recently had the misfortune to see a pic of my own arse being....well....pounded. My problem is, it appears about 350% more hairy then I'd imagine!! As a bloke who likes to manicure his bits....I feel compelled to be waxed back there...the problem is....I have hair on about 97% on my body. Where should the waxing start/stop? Will wax cost me a fortune (I may need several buckets of it) Will it hurt like feck? How can I stop MrsM from laughing at my dilemma? MrM - Posted from rhpmobile Awww Mr M.Come in again. I'm starting to think you are only here to drink my beer.......Sit your hairy arse down.Hair, Man's greatest fear. too much of it or too little of it.Starting to feel sorry for Mrs M with all your little problems. You are not painting a pretty picture.Now to your hairy arse.You can go the white shorts look. Smooth hair free cheeks contrasting with your hairy legs and hairy back. Wax the crack and sac?But probably need to do the back to be universally accepted amongst the women folk. I went the laser on my back and arse. Never looked back. But we can shave it, wax it, laser it. Hard with any of those options. There is no option no matter what method you go. Get rid of the arse hair. The crack as well. Smooth cheeks, smooth ring. Nothing worse than rimming a hairy crack.But let us solve 2 problems with this one. Get some wax and let Mrs M do the job. Give her some pleasure from your pain.Go the whole body first up and feel the difference in your life.It's an amazing feeling going from hairy to smooth. Your clothes feel different.There will be a spring in your step and it will make you feel......well sexy.And who knows, you may revel in the pain. Mrs M may revel in your pain and you might just knock the wax pot over halfway through as you get into some amazing sex. But I do state one thing. Every man should do the full body wax at least once. You will know what I'm talking about after the pain subsides. Smoooooth........ Go buy some wax Mr M. Good luck and remember the pain soon subsides but the smile on Mrs M will linger for a time. Annie xx
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MissBishere
11 years ago
GypsyWildNT thanks so much for those wise words.... Now I understand why I always choose red.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Whateverway' Don't think we are on the same page regarding the pigeon.....You should ask Lily. Anyway, you look like a beer man so grab a coldie and sitdown.Jack, nolthing wrong with you love affair with the triumph.They are very much like a woman.They are always up for someone else to ride themThey sometimes dont want to workSometimes hurt youSometimes high maintenanceAlways accessories to buyAlways look good on your arm but fuck they cost you. But look on the positive side Jack.When you get sick of her, put an ad in the paper and get someone to buy your troubles from you.Then go buy a new model. The latest and greatest. So ride your love with pride Jack.Let us see you and envy you as you open her up.Ride her like the wind.But put the helmet on. The fall from grace can hurt.... Cheers Annie xx Yes Annie I do love beer, so much so that I'm actually a qualified microbrewer. I'm not likely to get paid employment due I suspect to ageism. My plans include my own full mash nano brewery, but like a future bike will have to wait until I can afford it...In the meantime the "little" Triumph 900 will be my lover...
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Why men are labeled as only having sex on the mind is comforting, yet so so un-true. I don't get why "everything" we say.. necessarily has some sort of sexual annotation lathered in to the texture of a genuine thingy watsy? I think it's time to stick it up the wives tail once and for good. So I've blown a seal in my ram and have no trouble getting full extension, even getting full reach is rather easy, it's when I need to get it back in again!! is where the troubles begin. Tara is fine with it because she still gets wood and is very understanding, but It's awkward getting around with my boom poking out at it's fullest extension and banging it up against something sometimes works, a bit embarrassing at the least I suppose, but you gotta do what you gotta do, I say. See what I mean? Mado Mado Tara xx Sorry for the delay. Not enough hours in the day.Sit down on my couch. Lovely Tara at last.........Wine for everyone.......Now Mado. Your post. When I first read it, I was a little lost but a bourbon later, it came to me.You have a blown phuffer valve in you ram. (yes the spelling checker was no help there...)And you have the problem of having extended all the time.It's known as schoolboy syndrome.Remember back at school in the good old days. You wore the standard grey uniform pants that were quite thin and unsupportive. And it seemed seconds before you were asked to come to the front of the class to write on the blackboard, a huge boner would appear in your daks. Hide it as much as it could, slumped over a little to give it a bit more fabric to lose itself in.A few giggles as you grabbed your chalk. One of those mintie moments......And what was with the schoolbus or train. Whenever your stop came to get off, there it was, your boner sticking out proudly. Thank god for schoolbags and your homework. There was no reason for those boners, just puberty things designed for the ultimate embarrassing moment. So Mado, thats your problem. Your ram protruding all the time. These days, it's sometime caused by Viagra.But what a problem to have. I'm sure Tara doesn't complain. She looks very content.Now if it didn't protrude and couldn't get the job done, then you would have a problem. She would be sitting on the couch without you and having me addressing the issue. Sorting her out. So you have the right sort of problem. You not being able to get it back in. Well just make it useful and hang a towel on it.Good luck with your ram.Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'GypsyWildNT' Quoting 'Missb72' I have a play date this arvo and I and can't decide between purple crotchless or red crotchless panties.... Arghh! Dear MissB72, red: fire, passion, impetuousnesspurple: wisdom, considered, in control I hope these few words aid your choice And now handing the column back to Auntie xx Well thanks Gypsy.I was wondering why I had purple put in my corset when I ordered it. All makes sense now......
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RHP User
11 years ago
I noticed that you have misplaced your purple delicates that were last seen about your shapely ankles...... I'll post them back 💋 you minx!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Do men really want to know what we are currently wearing? I’ve had a pretty intense few weeks, and tonight I’m all about relaxing. Just had a massage and have some ice-cream and stand-up comedy set to play on the box. I receive a text – hey you, whats doing I reply – I’m about to do some serious chillaxing. You? I receive a text – awesome, thinking of doing the same. so …. whatcha wearing? ;) Now, I must admit that the highlight of my outfit is a pair of Ugg boots, mhm, yeah hot .. and it’s all downhill from there. I smell like tiger balm, have oil through my hair, and while I’m not game to confirm, I’m pretty sure I have mascara where it shouldn’t be. Now do most men want to know because they’re hoping it’s something sexy – or do they really want to know? TooChilledtoKnow
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RHP User
11 years ago
Far too chilled, forgot how to write a letter Adding: Dear Annie, Your sage advise is needed. <insert above> With warm ugg'y regards TooChilledtoKnow
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Rubenesque_Red' I noticed that you have misplaced your purple delicates that were last seen about your shapely ankles...... I'll post them back 💋 you minx! Gawd. Lost them in the throws of passion. Prob left amongst the bushes. Hard to find things when you do dogging. Keep them there and I'll pick them up from you personally. Maybe if you wear them and I'll reclaim them delicately....... Annie xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Its coming back to me now! Annie was that you? In the red converse?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'HennaJay' Do men really want to know what we are currently wearing? I’ve had a pretty intense few weeks, and tonight I’m all about relaxing. Just had a massage and have some ice-cream and stand-up comedy set to play on the box. I receive a text – hey you, whats doing I reply – I’m about to do some serious chillaxing. You? I receive a text – awesome, thinking of doing the same. so …. whatcha wearing? ;) Now, I must admit that the highlight of my outfit is a pair of Ugg boots, mhm, yeah hot .. and it’s all downhill from there. I smell like tiger balm, have oil through my hair, and while I’m not game to confirm, I’m pretty sure I have mascara where it shouldn’t be. Now do most men want to know because they’re hoping it’s something sexy – or do they really want to know? TooChilledtoKnow Come in and get those lovely legs stretched out on my couch...........mmmmmm To the point. LOL. Fucking men.....Don't you love them and their approaches.How predictable.Everything a man says is purpose driven to sex. And this is a classic.They don't give a rat's arse what you are actually wearing. They want you to lie and tell them what they want to hear.As if you are a sex line operator. They want a freebie. Lost track of how many times I've been asked that question.They have their dick out in their hands, gently stroking the shaft..............are you okay there Henna?....Your breathing is getting shallow.......Sometimes I'm out on the job doing what tradies do, and I have this guy at the other end stroking away whilst I tell him the colour of my crutchless undies. Whilst I have a pair of bonds trunks firmly cladding my arse. A tool in my hand but....They get so worked up they end up asking to video chat.Wouldn't that be a passion killer. I'd scar them for life.But I think they'd still get off on whatever you wear sweets. In your case, it's not the casing, it's the product.For me, the product is the casing.But why not lead them on. Nothing wrong with getting the trackie daks down around the ugg boots and giving yourself a bit of touch up whilst you steer them in the direction. Orgasm is an orgasm afterall. That will help you chill.Will it matter to them what color trackie daks you have on when you tell them you have 2 fingers inside yourself.Gee, now my breathing is getting a little shallow..........Best you go now I think.......or maybe another drink? Good luck'Annie xxx
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madotara69
11 years ago
You mean all the girls were chewing on minties when the stiffy challenge was on. Huhh.. they always looked as though they were really enjoying those minties, "mintie moments".. that's a classic Annie, wonder if they'd get embarrassed now we know that? Also.. and that damn spell checker is at the root of this one.. my fault too, perhaps if i'de mentioned return valve, the phuffer valve would not have clouded you're vision, yet it has taken me back too Tonka toy's in the sandpit and perhaps this problem with the crane I've been collecting wood with. Thanks Annie, always had that erection syndrome though, how you figured that out is simply amazing.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Well nearly 15 pages in this thread. Blown me away by the support that you all have given it. I would have been happy to reach 5 pages!! Didnt know you would be interested in my ramblings and am truly humbled. And will continue rambling and dribbling here as long as you all want. Just wanted to say thanks to everyone for your questions to date and the ones to come. Annie xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
A young surfer type once pointed to my feet and said "are they Chuck taylors"? Of course I replied, " no, they're mine"! He explained what he meant, and yes, they were labelled as Chuck taylors. My question is.....who on earth is Chuck Taylor, and why is his name on my shoes? - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Oh please........ This is another ruse to justify the converse thing. Surfers are not into converse. Word of fashion is Globe. For instance the Taj Burrow globe signature series in a range of colors. One of AUSTRALIA'S top surfers. Why would you wear Chuck Taylors shoes? An american basketballer. Any surprise there with a name like "Chuck". And he is long dead. Unless MrM, there was confusion down the gay sauna the other night and you knocked of that american guy's shoes from his locker. Just coincidence his name was Chuck. But isn't every second american guy is called Chuck? So who is on the cutting edge of fashion here? I say I am. Go globe. Then when someone comes up to you and say are they Taj Burrows shoes, you can hoist the aussie flag up proudly. And you can be sure that they will be so impressed, you are sure to get a root. They work for me. Or you can sheepishly say no, these shoes are truly american. Hoik the stars and stripes up. Oh please..... Good luck and get with it M. Annie, proudly Australian. Xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hi there. How are you? Everything ok with you? Wondering if you can give your perspective on something. I read recently on SBS the article "If you're not saying 'I love you' after six months, move on" and I'm wondering how you think it might work in the world of FWBs. Is it enough to say, I love you....r cock and btw, happy six months: here is a new butt plug. Or like SBS says, there should be a natural end to things. Anyway, look forward to your response. Oh and btw, Are you Ok? Love,6monthItch
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RHP User
10 years ago
Love, Metaphorical6MonthItch
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'HennaJay' Hi there. How are you? Everything ok with you? Wondering if you can give your perspective on something. I read recently on SBS the article "If you're not saying 'I love you' after six months, move on" and I'm wondering how you think it might work in the world of FWBs. Is it enough to say, I love you....r cock and btw, happy six months: here is a new butt plug. Or like SBS says, there should be a natural end to things. Anyway, look forward to your response. Oh and btw, Are you Ok? Love,6monthItch Lovely to see you again.Begining to think I was on the nose...........You are broaching a very touchy subject and I can feel hundreds of FWB's and FB's watching here. The mere mention of the L word is enough to make them cringe. For both reasons.It can mean the end of a very satisfying relationship, if I could be allowed to the R word.You dare not go there wielding the L word. What if one feels it, the other doesn't?It's pack the stumps, grab the bat and ball and fuck off home.Tyre rubber left on the roadside as you stand in the open doorway with not much on, just your heart bleeding on your sleeve. 6 months of liaisons, the odd dirty weekend and amaaazing sex.........gone with the mention of the emotion.Not what they signed up for.No commitment. So you keep it to yourself and harbor the torment of wondering if perhaps they feel the same way and don't mention it for the same reason you don't. You want more? You may be left with fuckall.So the six months may blow out to 6 years. What do you do with 12 butt plugs?Or hopefully the gifts may increase with the time. Before you know it, you'll be exchanging gifts that are actually powered devices. And christmas comes in the form of a cartoon of batteries.I don't think SBS has RHP in mind when they did the 6 month love ultimatum.I think the closest thing to love for FWB's would be that other difficult word.......the E word.Exclusitivity (spell check had trouble with that one you grammar nazis) The RHP version of marriage. The closest thing we can hope for on here perhaps. So Henna. The only advice I can offer is just get a bigger butt plug each time. You'll be able to slip a melon in there before you know it. And isn't that so much more fun than consuming a tub of ice cream all by yourself on a Saturday night. Good luck and good FWBing Annie xxx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'HennaJay' Oh and btw, Are you Ok? I'm as good as anyone can be in here I guess. Maybe you'll read about it one day in the story of Annie...........I have enough for a trilogy so far. Thankyou for asking and caring xxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
I can't think of a witty question ... So ... Will my saints best the tigers on Sunday? This thread must die :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Must NOT die :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
By sheer coincidence, i have a bet on that game. Sad news for you my friend is that my bet is on the tigers to win. Even sadder for you is i gave 4 goals in. Sadder still, tigers will win by 7 goals. And i could sit here, and you could lay on my couch drinking my beer........again, and i could launch into various scenariis of how bad the saints are. But i know how passionate footy supporters are and woild want to upset too many of them. But we could transpose that into the fact that we are talking about real football. Not your nancy boy stuff with the round ball stuff. We need to associate football with contact. Man on man. Close up and personal. No, l'm not talking about the other one where its a requirement to have no neck to play. Although a lot could be said for getting amongst those scrums. Arse to face contact. The odour of sweaty arse crack ten deep in a pack. Would be heaven if i could waltz over in my skirt and frillys and dive in amongst them. Have a ball or twenty. Because its not a spectator sport eh? Aussie rules is what we are on about. Man stuff. In their nice shorts and sculptered arms. Mmmmm. Nice. And what was that you said about the thread dying? Where else can i bang on about shit and insult thousands from one post. I'll be here if someone has the problem or question. Its all about the hard stuff here. Another beer M? Brings me to the question regarding those lovely breasts of your wife. Can i arrange for her to come in? Annie xx
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