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Confusius say.........
June 11 2016
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madotara69
10 years ago
Confucius say...'if you go to bed with itching bottom, you will wake with smelling finger' Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius Say A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
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RedHotCoast
10 years ago
Confucius say... Learn to masturbate, come in handy. Man who walks through door side ways is going to Bangkok.
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225Special
10 years ago
Confusius say "Man that walk into revolving door with erection, going to Bangkok"
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
A man who puts cream in tarts is not nessicarily a baker
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RHP User
10 years ago
Secretary not permanent unless screwed on desk... He who want pretty nurse must be patient...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Man with hole in penis has open mind
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RHP User
10 years ago
Im finding all this faux-Chinese speaking to be quite racist. (Lets see what happens next lol)
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LeMerovingien
10 years ago
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
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LeMerovingien
10 years ago
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
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RHP User
10 years ago
A man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky all day - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Im finding all this faux-Chinese speaking to be quite racist. (Lets see what happens next lol) Here endeth the lesson
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say... Man holding his own not popular at orgy.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say :A Vagina is like one man tent. Man must leave his bags at the entrance...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius also say : People are like tea-bags. You don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say man who makes love on inner spring will have off spring next spring.
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RHP User
10 years ago
woman who sleeps naked on steps of synagogue likely to wake up with a dew on her.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone. Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist. Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts. Boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand. Man with penis in peanut butter jar fucking nuts. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Fuck you.. I was gunna say that.. its the only one I know ? lol...
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RHP User
10 years ago
I must have had a lot of hot water, that's all I can say!!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
...of stunning ABC's here in Oz, I'm not even going to try to cop the accent. Confucius : Man who fly upside down in airplane have hairy crack up. Charlie Chan : Every man want to be her first... every woman want to be his last. Oh well... guess I can live with the fallout. Check out a Charlie Chan videos on YouTube... he wouldn't last a minute here!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Joke is like sex.... neither is good if you don't get it 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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LeMerovingien
10 years ago
It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it. Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs. Good for girl to meet boy in park, better for boy to park meat in girl.
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RHP User
10 years ago
hands on Dick, could just be friends with Richard. Also, Upset woman, doesn't give a F**k Man with hand in pocket, can be playing pocket billiards. Man with frog in mouth, could have wind, or like French cuisine.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket always on the ball ;)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'amos444' Fuck you.. I was gunna say that.. its the only one I know ? lol... Yeah I thought that one was really cool. Not one I'd heard though
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RHP User
10 years ago
thanks, having a good chuckle definitely want to be countrytouch's secretary though. Who knew?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Say can't put brains in statue.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Before one can become master fisherman, one must first become master baiter. Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily a plumber. Man who cries while he masturbates is a tearjerker. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say : The difference between Pink and Purple is in your grip... ...Profound .
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RHP User
10 years ago
look I'm horny so be careful talking about your grip thinking I'd like to get a grip myself, with my teeth Actually had a guy recently keep stopping me, worried I'd bite it off. My teeth were touching and I didn't even realise. Way to make him nervous hey tulips - love the tearjerker
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RHP User
10 years ago
I remember calling that the virgin BJ in my youth. Oouch! Like having sex with a cheese grater. LOL. A little tap on the shoulder was needed. 😂😂😱 😮😮😮👍👍
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says itouch_2 go into Chinese restaraunt she best order cream of sum yung man soup. (with extra big serving of noodle) :p
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says man who let woman get over him will screw up.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says man who want to murder clown best to go for juggler.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says woman panties not best thing ever, but very close to it :D
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says man who stand on woman vagina high on crack.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says man who put head in underwear draw bound to eventually get sock in mouth.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says nun with hole in pocket feel holy all day.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says the useless skin around penis not called foreskin is called man.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says side effect of viagra is you stiff hip.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says marriage like bank investment, you put it in, you take it out, you put it in, you take it out,you make plenty big deposit, you lose interest. Then they take house and car.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says tennis like masterbation, backhand, forehand, backhand, forehand, JUICE!
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says 2 gay men lost in desert, one die of thirst the other crawled on.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says man with gift of gab never know when to wrap it up 🎁 Confucius says velly solly🙏
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '0z_boy' 👲 Confucius says marriage like bank investment, you put it in, you take it out, you put it in, you take it out,you make plenty big deposit, you lose interest. Then they take house and car. or you do the hokey pokey
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' I remember calling that the virgin BJ in my youth. Oouch! Like having sex with a cheese grater. LOL. A little tap on the shoulder was needed. 😂😂😱 😮😮😮👍👍 now you're giving away our secrets ahaha I swear I wouldn't have bitten it off disclaimer: just having a laugh, snag has much better taste
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '0z_boy' 👲 Confucius says beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. Love this one. I think it was obi1 who said they either look like their pictures or buy him drinks until they do. Beer promotes much beauty
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RHP User
10 years ago
and will you stop hogging my feed
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲Confucius says man who hog feed may become big boar :p
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' I remember calling that the virgin BJ in my youth. Oouch! Like having sex with a cheese grater. LOL. A little tap on the shoulder was needed. 😂😂😱 😮😮😮👍👍 Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'now you're giving away our secrets ahaha I swear I wouldn't have bitten it off disclaimer: just having a laugh, snag has much better taste 👲 Confucius says woman who put snag in mouth may bite off more than she can chew.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says man who mess with hokey cokey only one step away from the pokey.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your're good at this. They'll be quoting you soon. Our rhp resident philosopher no more confucius says, it'll now be Oz_boy says................
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RHP User
10 years ago
where are those grammar nazis when I need them? spelling mistake in my op title
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RHP User
10 years ago
I msg'd something really sexy last night to a sexy guy who told me he had been baking : "Confucius says, Man who bakes can be nibbled, chewed and swallowed ... because Man who bakes is a studmuffin!"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' where are those grammar nazis when I need them? spelling mistake in my op title ... but it was too cold to take my arms out of the warm covers to point it out. Hehehe!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius says, Man who bakes is an expert at controlling the temperature with his hands. "So, Ma'am, you want it Warm, Hot, or Sizzling Take-My-Breath-Away Hot?" MmmMMmm... Red Hot Pie!
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says better for man to bake for woman than cop a roasting from her.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bushConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked aroundConfucius say, gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal ballsConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it (My favourite) Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' 👲 Confucius says 2 bird in bush better than one dick in hand👲 Confucius says man who get up to funny business in whore house not nessarily comedian👲 Confucius says gypsies got no babies because gypsies have no roots👲 Confucius says panties not best thing on earth unless lot of soil in them👲 Confucius says woman who put husband in doghouse soon find she get no bone
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RHP User
10 years ago
Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'kisslids' Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. 👲 Confucius says man with extra-testicle from out of this world.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'kisslids' Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. 👲 Confucius says man with extra-testicle from out of this world.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say, be careful, too much laughter may cheer you up
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RHP User
10 years ago
Snag on barbie get ken jealous. 😈
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RHP User
10 years ago
Man who get in Touch, and stay in Touch, make lady happy. 😀😀😀
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RHP User
10 years ago
haha make this lady happy
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RHP User
10 years ago
now I've got that bloody Barbie Girl song stuck in my head, thanks snag Hi BarbieHi Ken!Do you wanna go for a ride?Sure, hop in! I'm a Barbie GirlIn a Barbie wor - or - orldLife in plastic, It's fantastic!You can brush my hairUndress me everywhereImagination, life is your creation Won't go on but who wrote these lyrics ?? And what age bracket were they appealing to? Couple of lines further along in the song "Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please. I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees" Barbie is such a sub hard to see Ken as a dom though without a penis "Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.......You can touch, you can play, if you say: 'I'm always yours' " Barbie's gaggin' for it
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RHP User
10 years ago
actually, I think that was the whole point of the song, the double meaning, appeal to kids and adults, straight over the heads of the kids but not missed by the dirty, filthy adults like me
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' Man who get in Touch, and stay in Touch, make lady happy. 😀😀😀 hijacked my own thread, too bad but had to add that I do let them out occasionally, they need food every few days
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RHP User
10 years ago
My mate wrote his own words to the Barbie tune when he finished building his massive BBQ out of stone. Naturally it is titled Barby boy. And bugger bugger...I left all my music in Perth, with my Perth guitar. I can't remember the words properly, but it is farkin hilarious. Something like... 🎶 I'm a barby boy, with my brand new toy. It's not plastic, drop by and we'll get spastic... 🎶 🚔🚔🚔...Arghh...The PC police will have me for that...gotta go 🏃🏃🏃
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OzRednecks
10 years ago
Man with tool in hand not necessary mechanic.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' Man who get in Touch, and stay in Touch, make lady happy. 😀😀😀 👲 Confucius says man who stay intouch better get out of touch (make room for happy me) :D
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'hesheWA' Man with tool in hand not necessary mechanic. 👲 Confucius says man with tool in hand not necessarily wanking off.
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RHP User
10 years ago
unless thats a K-mart mechanic :S
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'hesheWA' Man with tool in hand not necessary mechanic. so many mechanical references I could, well, reference New topic maybe? Nah, have to do engineers first, so much material there
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' My mate wrote his own words to the Barbie tune when he finished building his massive BBQ out of stone. Naturally it is titled Barby boy. And bugger bugger...I left all my music in Perth, with my Perth guitar. I can't remember the words properly, but it is farkin hilarious. Something like... 🎶 I'm a barby boy, with my brand new toy. It's not plastic, drop by and we'll get spastic... 🎶 🚔🚔🚔...Arghh...The PC police will have me for that...gotta go 🏃🏃🏃 that's a crack up, love to hear the whole version
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say........person should not drink west coast coolers as west coast coolers like having sex on beach......it be fucking close to water.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say when Cinderella got to Ball, she gagged - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'kisslids' Confucius say when Cinderella got to Ball, she gagged - Posted from rhpmobile ooh I like that one
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius sayWhen I_touch bored, she put shit on the forum, when she not bored, she have sex, give her more sex Hi I_touchHi KenWanna come for a ride Destroy me Ken I'm NOT a barbie girlbut I'll give it a whir-hir-hirlcause I'm fantasticsometimes quite gymnastic You can grab my hairand poke me anywhere-ere-erewith your strap-onyour penis creation I'm a blond bimbo girlIn your sick Mattel worldpoke me here, poke me therepoke me a-a-nywhere I get down on my kneesdo what ever you pleaseI'm your slut you're my boyand you're my kinky toy I'm NOT a barbie girlbut I'll give it a whir-hir-hirlcause I'm fantasticsometimes quite gymnastic You can grab my hairand poke me everywhere-ere-erewith your strap-onyour penis creation
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RHP User
10 years ago
😈😈😈😈😈
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erotictouch4u
10 years ago
Man who fish in other man's well be careful not to catch crabs. Pubic hair like parsley...both have to be pushed aside before start to eat. ET xox
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says caveman who partake in anal sex end up with megasorarse ──────────██▄▄─────── ──────────██▀▀─────── ────────▄███▄──────── ──────▄█████───────── ─▀▄▄▀▀──█▄─█▄─
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says there only one animal with asshole in middle of its back, is a police horse. 🏃 💨💨💨💨💨
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RHP User
10 years ago
just testing copy and paste again 🏃 💨💨💨💨💨
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RHP User
10 years ago
it worked, yay
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says only fool gamble, my horse start at 20 to one and come in at quarter past four :S
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' it worked, yay 👲 Confucius says if at first you dont suck seed, try sucking harder :p
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says 6 foot tiger snake and 2 inch penis both same,,,,,,,,,,,...........you dont fuck with either of them!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '0z_boy' 👲 Confucius says 6 foot tiger snake and 2 inch penis both same,,,,,,,,,,,...........you dont fuck with either of them! To all of those men....... with 6 foot tiger snakes ? And what about.. The ankle biting trouser snake ? Sorry, 👲 Confucius say Man with limp, could just be happy to see you. Bigger the limp, happier he is (Hey, copy and paste does work :-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius say it fucking cold! ..........Also say if you don wanna lose house, never leave home with anything left turned on (specially your wife)
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says man with limp velly velly happy to see woman with crutch :D
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius say..........so long as 'confucius say' put before word, we talk any crap we want
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RHP User
10 years ago
Confucius says A kiss is just shopping upstairs for the downstairs merchandise - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'kisslids' Confucius says A kiss is just shopping upstairs for the downstairs merchandise - Posted from rhpmobile love that, never heard that before
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says kiss just like spider web, both lead to undoing of fly.
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RHP User
10 years ago
👲 Confucius says better to have loved a short woman than to never have loved a tall.
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