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Confusius say.........

June 11 2016

So following on from a fellow poster, who made me smile with some confusius thoughts, thanks Oz_boy, thought I'd throw it open for you to share your favourite 'confusius say......' Confusius was a Chinese teacher, editor, politician and philosopher. Yours can be original, dirty, clean, sexy, existing quotes, whatever you like. Just for fun. Over to you Here's mine.....Confusius say.......one who acts like lady, goes unnoticed. Lady who farts, blows you away

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  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    👲 Confucius says person with head up arse, cant see for shit.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    👲 Confucius says blondes are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    👲 Confucius says better to fuck with old chook than pullet.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    👲 Confucius says many men bite , but Fu Man Chu.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    👲 Confucius says aeroplane blonde is girl who has bleached hair but still has 'black box'.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    👲 Confucius says when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Confucius say Some sex is good More sex is better Too much sex is just right - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Man wi8th tool in box not necessarily a carpenter Quoting 'hesheWA' Man with tool in hand not necessary mechanic. so many mechanical references I could, well, reference New topic maybe? Nah, have to do engineers first, so much material there Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'hesheWA' Man with tool in hand not necessary mechanic. so many mechanical references I could, well, reference New topic maybe? Nah, have to do engineers first, so much material there

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting '0z_boy' 👲 Confucius says person with head up arse, cant see for shit. Interested to hear your thoughts on this one more. The tone of your comments has changed. Don't use the forum for this

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    How do you come up with all of these quotes,you should write a book ,confuse us even more.😚Q

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated ..how modern is this?....and yet he was born in 551 BC..Q

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Confuse us ask question...If you have pizza, would you cut it into 8 slices or 12? Your answers and reasoning prease.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    omg I couldn't imagine a more important decision in life usually 8, but then I like the thin/crispy base so the smaller pieces wouldn't be filling enough, if I make pizza at home, I use pita bread, like it so it almost shatters when you take a bite haha what can I say, I'm a messy eater. I can understand the logic cutting into smaller pieces, maybe trying to be leaner with how much is consumed or stretching it further for a party or whatever. I find it never works for me personally, buying or going for smaller portions. Example, I love Cadbury dairy milk roll chocolate and eat a packet with my coffee every day, suck them out of the packet like a vacuum . Today I found them on sale for an especially cheap sale price, .85c a packet, so bought 4, as you do, or as I do, thinking they'd last me 4 days, right? WRONG Goneski I wonder if mathematical minds/people think of a pizza as a pie graph when they're eating it

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'SNAG4XTC' Confuse us ask question...If you have pizza, would you cut it into 8 slices or 12? Your answers and reasoning prease. Dangerous to cut Pizza into 8 when there are 12 people, as 4 people may go hungry or fight. Also not wise to cut into 12 when there are 8 people. If there is only me I like it cut into 6 (nice large pieces), if two people then 8, if three people 12 (as 3 does not go into 8), if 4 people then 12 pieces as it would seem like you get more (3x pieces each) but really need two pizzas and you can go back to 6 pieces each pizza. Logical

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    👲 Confucius says shut da fuck up and just have sum chips 🍟

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting '0z_boy' 👲 Confucius says shut da fuck up and just have sum chips 🍟 the master is back You're the master, whatever you say. So what do i have to do today, eat chips? Awesome. Have you tried the new HJ's ones, they're amazing

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting '0z_boy' 👲 Confucius says shut da fuck up and just have sum chips 🍟 the master is back You're the master, whatever you say. So what do i have to do today, eat chips? Awesome. Have you tried the new HJ's ones, they're amazing How about Seamen salt and cream

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    omg now there's a flavour combo I need to try

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Not a matta how many a pizza. The whole is the same. The answer that was sought was... 8.. Why? Because couldn't eat 12. WTF????And she was asking an Engineer and expecting that answer.??That in itself displayed questionable cognitive prowess. My answer was based on the size of the overall pizza and finding the happy medium between small enough to be easily handled but not that thin that the topping is dropping off the sides. The person asking the question was perplexed as to why I couldn't see that it is all about how many slices you can eat.Go figure.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    👲 Confucius says, in prison, best way to separate the men from the boys is to hose em down.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    I wondered where you'd got to. What did you do this time? 😂😂😂

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    A good woman will do 70 chores. Cooking and 69. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I wondered where you'd got to. What did you do this time? 😂😂😂 Well it wasnt for receiving swollen goods :PBut if it was I woulda beat the rap anyways as I woulda swallered the evidence :D haha (cough)

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    “He who learns but does not think, is lost. He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.”

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    👲 Confucius says, danger is my middle name.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    If your plan is for one year plant rice. If your plan is for ten years plant trees. If your plan is for one hundred years educate children.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    "He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger... Men of superior mind busy themselves first getting at the root of things; when they succeed, the right course is open to them." And so is the busyness of this site: "...trying to get a(t the) root..." Am reminded of The Porkers song "Cool Mc Cool"

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    It's you. :-Deb xox

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