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Cryptic occupation

August 08 2019

So I want you to give cryptic clues to your fake occupation, anything you think of, not your actual occupation. I would like the clues to be suggestive, corny, dirty/rude, flirty, with innuendo, any or all, just to spice it up a bit and perhaps really make us think to uncover your fake occupation. Confused? Here are my clues. For yours, you can give as many or few as you like and add more if required. 1. My name is Johnni2. I turn people on3. In an average work day, I touch nipples and cocks, rim holes and show my crack 4. I enter through the service entrance, find a coupling and use my rigid pipe for the female fitting5. Then Johnni bolts

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  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You sound like a Plumber I used to know.

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Well hi and yes of course. I made mine an easy one. The crack alone would have done lol You are spot on

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Unoccupied :) Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a toilet? 😁 Ooh I like this one

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you retired?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Politician ?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    For me you must breathe heavy

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Retired :) Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    A steam train driver :) Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    At a table. Male gender Of the ones inclined to ennui Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a lung specialist :) Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I am royal Married to a murderer Famous quote."out damn spot" Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    For me you must breathe heavy And don't stop until I say so 😉

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Ooh I think I've got it or I'm getting warm 😄 At the table. Is it a boardroom table? Are you a company director?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You are Lady Macbeth?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I drive a Hilux

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Yep,chairman of the Board and Lady MacBeth :) Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Breathing heavily but still nuttin':)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Surrounded by metal My companions are many and varied I risk my life everyday Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You are King Arthur?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    For me you must breathe heavy One continuous long breath Don't stop until I say 😎

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I touch Policewoman

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You got it 👍

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Not King Arthur..a profession :) Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I like to wear pink silk panties I use a leg spreader Don't mind a blow job 😊 Or sex in the driveway Or a screaming orgasm

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I have my hands in your pockets more than my own.

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Peachy... That’s a thief 😂😂

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Peachy...or a catholic priest 😂😂

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Your a pickpocket? Is that an occupation lol

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    A King or a Knight?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You work for the ATO?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    A banker :) Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    👲 Confucius says man with hand in other person pocket maybe feeling a little cocky :D haha good to see you back I touch, didnt see you about, thought you was banned for life :p 🏃 💨💨💨💨💨

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I like to wear pink silk panties I use a leg spreader Don't mind a blow job 😊 Or sex in the driveway Or a screaming orgasm nice tits :D

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I screw things all day and I like to get high :D

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Another clue, this going to make it too easy. I regulate my own pay. 😏

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Sorry I only just read back properly... All good guesses, and ver' funny but no. Damn, I thought it was so obvious. I reckon my last clue is going to give it away for sure. Thanks for the topic Touch. 👍🍑

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Peachy U R a scumbag aka politician

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I swing I handle balls

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Politician it is. Golfer for you?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I take pride in my work

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Thanks 😊 The answer was bartender, but topless even better lol bonus points for that 😜

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Fat fingers ☺ Just woke up, my eyes are bleary Oz_boy I meant of course

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You're a lion trainer?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You are a scaffolder? 😁

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Wings spread wide i am by your side, i look you all over, i will touch you. I will slide my hands along your surfaces feeling all your bumps and curves and carefully feeling those more tender parts of you. I will poke and prod and i feel your smooth skin. I will look and feel inside your flaps. I will look inside all your holes and sometimes with my fingers i will feel inside you. When you are broken you will always cum for me because i know just how to fix you. When i am finished climbing all over you, exploring all you holes and gaps, feeling all your bumps and curves, i will leave you alone and you will be ready to take a new group inside you and to give them the pleasurable experience they have cum for.

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta4' I take pride in my work a plane driver?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Peachy Yes it is

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I have no life and I can prove it mathematically

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I like to get down and dirty

  • Withasmile

    Withasmile

    6 years ago

    Plumber

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a porn star:) Hugs Q

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    But close..starts with Z :)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you the concierge?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Is it Pi :)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a aeroplane maintenance person?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I like to get down and dirty... Can’t let the ladies dry, so when needed I get my hose to make them wet. Always Make sure the whole is very wet before grab my trunk and put it in.

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I often get an eyeful, I grind, lubricate and polish, sometimes I can be quite progressive?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I will pull you in, host you up. I will enter you from below and check all of your lubrication. I will pull it out and put it back in. I will turn you around open you up and turn up the heat. I will go fast and slow but if your timing is out I will go deaper and sort you out. What am i☺️☺️

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a motor mechanic? :)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Two words.... Pawn star

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    I'm like a ninja and can solve cryptic things. My profession is over 2500yrs and requires physical pentration. There are so many possible titles, take your pick. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I have no life and I can prove it mathematically Topless maths teacher?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I put things in your box, slip big things up ya backdoor, and sometimes push ya buttons.

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a Zoologist?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a Cash Converters? :)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Foxy... Hooker ? Jack the Ripper fodder ??

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    answers, were they meant for me? 😊 The clue with the cocktail names, blow job etc I was a bartender, Oz_boy got that, upped it to a topless barmaid 👍 My current occupation lol no loyalty to the employer here is there, but no-one has guessed that yet

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Wow, brilliant to see so many of you joining in 👍 Can you say the person's name you're replying to when you take a guess, just to save confusion. Thanks and I will ponder the new clues

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    NO My profession is "safe". Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    A postie? Ms Foxy

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' A postie? Ms Foxy Nar :p

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I'm like a ninja and can solve cryptic things. My profession is over 2500yrs and requires physical pentration. There are so many possible titles, take your pick. Ms Foxy Mummy inspector?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' The clue with the cocktail names, blow job etc I was a bartender, Oz_boy got that, upped it to a topless barmaid 👍 Ya tricked me with the silk panties Ok off to the pub to order a pair of silk panties on the rocks! Hope I dont get barred or punched in the eye :S

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Yep.a zoologist :)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I push and pull cocks, levers, and taps. And press on many buttons.You could see me cumin from a mile away.The speed at which I cum can vary from slow, too very fast.And I could kill you in the blink of an eye. What am I??

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Ms Foxy Are you a burglar

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a tomb::)..

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Haha I was going to include a nice soft screw up against the wall, but thought that would be too easy 😁

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    6 years ago

    A Steam Train perhaps ? Tall

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I have no strings attached My mentor is over 400 years old. His work sells for millions. What am I ?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I see clients individually or in groups for 30-45 minutes at a time. I always get so wet, and we all need to shower afterwards.

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a tug boat captain :)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Correct! But can be applied to any type of train (Electric, Diesel, or Steam).

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Knowledge is the key. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    A mouse trap Ms Foxy

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a personal trainer?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Nope..I am a person:)

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    AQUA aerobics/swimming instructor/teacher Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    The lady in Red (1618), painting Ms Foxy

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Q.... Salesman yes ;)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Towel

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Nope not a Maths teacher. 1. I have no life and I can prove it mathematically 2. I can calculate your interest in me to nine decimal places 3. The optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist says it's half empty, I say it's twice as big as it needs to be

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I don't know what it is but sign me up 😜 I'll go with foxy's guess, aqua aerobics instructor

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You are the famous poet William Shakespeare?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    You are a Siddha?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Foxxxy got it. Swimming teacher. I touch myself, I love it and good try💗

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I am a modern maker of a particular musical instrument :)

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    Are you a plumber?

  • RHP

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    6 years ago

    I screw things all day and I like to get high :D.I get paid fortnightly.

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