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Cryptic occupation

August 08 2019

So I want you to give cryptic clues to your fake occupation, anything you think of, not your actual occupation. I would like the clues to be suggestive, corny, dirty/rude, flirty, with innuendo, any or all, just to spice it up a bit and perhaps really make us think to uncover your fake occupation. Confused? Here are my clues. For yours, you can give as many or few as you like and add more if required. 1. My name is Johnni2. I turn people on3. In an average work day, I touch nipples and cocks, rim holes and show my crack 4. I enter through the service entrance, find a coupling and use my rigid pipe for the female fitting5. Then Johnni bolts

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Haha I was going to include a nice soft screw up against the wall, but thought that would be too easy 😁 good thinking 99, far far too easy, now why didnt I think of that. I touch are you a rocket surgeon?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    (1) I put things in your box, slip big things up ya backdoor, and sometimes push ya buttons. (2) Im often found lying down on the job.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Nope, not a rocket surgeon I thought mine would be too easy Okay, this oughta do it If you really want to drive me crazy, tie me to a chair and fold a road map up the wrong way 😟

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I touch are you a topless origami ninja engineera?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Ludwig van Beethoven Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Haha that will do lol Engineer yes but what the heck 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    You're a mechanic?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Does a mechanic get high? 😁

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    No I can become a skilled master by using my hands and tools. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Are you a Luthier?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    I can push buttons too. 😝Are you a hotel cleaner.? Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Nope..just a profession..I am a maker of a particular musical instrument:)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I can push buttons too. 😝Are you a hotel cleaner.? Ms Foxy (1) I put things in your box, slip big things up ya backdoor, and sometimes push ya buttons. (2) Im often found lying down on the job. (3) Im also often found frequenting hotels.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Does a mechanic get high? 😁 👲 Confucius says if mechanic stand on toilet he high on pot :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    (1) I screw things all day and I like to get high.(2) I get paid fortnightly. (3) I dont pay taxes.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I'm I gonna have to be topless in all my occupations? 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I look for swell I stroke, pull, drill and my rope skills are outstanding You will feel my breath,I will feel your heart beating

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I am topless 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Why is mechanic standing on toilet? 😎

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    A piano tuner. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    A masseur/masseuses Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Close..a violin maker :)

  • SpicyKale

    SpicyKale

    6 years ago

    If things get really filthy I'm going to leave the situation a bit wet I'll suck like a champ until I finish the job If it's still a bit moist towards the end I'm likely to need to blow before I leave Hmm... what am I 🤔

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    My thoughts were that about something along the lines musical. But then I kept thinking of your post about "strings attached" bit. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta4' Surrounded by metal My companions are many and varied I risk my life everyday Hugs Q You're a pilot?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'SpicyKale' If things get really filthy I'm going to leave the situation a bit wet I'll suck like a champ until I finish the job If it's still a bit moist towards the end I'm likely to need to blow before I leave Hmm... what am I 🤔 You're a gardener?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    ITM2 Nice post I am a vocal artist.. can do wonders with my tongue. Haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I’m always looking for the root and I love to be in control

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Carpet cleaner?

  • SpicyKale

    SpicyKale

    6 years ago

    MissSarahCurious Made it too easy for you! Didn't even get to use the "I've got a tool to get into tight places" clue! I'll need to move onto my mid life crisis career now... I like to doodle I don't get to play to with big tools anymore 🤔

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    You already guessed zookeeper it is :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I am a keeper and curator Surrounded by others thoughts People want what I hold From 400 bc until now

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Who were you in 2500 bc? :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Are you a flute player ?:)

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    When my occupation first came about. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    You're a librarian?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Prostitute, they say it's the oldest profession 😊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Yep :) Foxy..ah of course :)

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    It's a no... Butty they could use me if they were caged. Haha Ms Foxy PS would you like some more clues??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' A masseur/masseuses Ms Foxy close enough. Male escort. I can dress up like a postie if you like :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Qefenta I could be ...

  • chappy01

    chappy01

    6 years ago

    I'm big an drop big load in you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    1/ I tell stories2/ My life got twisted up side down3/ A couple of guys they were up to no good4/ I Yelled to the cappy, smell you later5/ I sit on my throne as a Prince of Bel Air

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I get oily i work underneath and over neath i perve from a distance i respond to errors via walkie talkie gets very lound and hot down the back I oil up alot at the start and end of the shift

  • Daretodive

    Daretodive

    6 years ago

    Mr Dare . I'm an erection specialist

  • Daretodive

    Daretodive

    6 years ago

    Do my best work with good hard wood

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    A Bunnings worker 😃😄 Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    A FIFO excavation operator. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Actor Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Peachy Peter Mechanical fitter..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I hold a large hose The pressure is intense It's so noisy I wear protection It will get messy dirty and become hard to breathe I'll need to wear more protection.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Firefighter 🔥 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Ms Foxy Unfortunately. No one is getting Wet!!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Ms Foxy Abrasive Blasting ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Plummer

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    All my posts about my profession have "hints" in them. Also a piano and my profession have things (puns) in common. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Are you a Cretan bull dancer:) Hugs Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I am familiar with the periodic table. I am often experimental. My profession is only a few hundred years old. My products are much sought after by ordinary people. But sometimes I and my colleagues can make fatal mistakes

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    No. Nothing to do with Bulls. I'll come back to your latest occupation. Just sitting a bit on that.. Was thinking Astrologer. But think it's wrong. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    An astrologer :)

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    A chemist /pharmacist ? Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Well done..yes!! Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I rely on special events in people's lives. My work includes the very simple to the exotic It also appeals to the olfactory senses.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    1) I do everything 2) your first port of call 3) I decipher and translate and explain 4) I treat mental and physical problems 5) I give out pills of every colour 6) I can also compound medications 7) i reform minor surgeries - vasectomy, skin cancers, ingrown toenails, piercings 8) I’m better then Dolittle. Who am I?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Psycharist. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Plumber

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Florist? Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Ive come up with 3 possibilities, A Psychiatrist or Zoo Keeper or Dr Chris Brown (veterinarian). Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    My profession is a global unique trade, which really opens a lot of doors. Ms Foxy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    SuperFoxxxy Nope not a Bunnings worker but I am one in real life i enjoy working at bunnings , lot to perve at espicially summer wow try again 😏

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    GeorgiePorgie thats half of the job but which type though

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Hey there you are very sexy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    A porno producer/photographer? 😃 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    😈😈😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Wood love to get my fuck on

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Mutual both ways is a must

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Must have eye contact

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

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