Everything & Nothing

August 28 2015

Well peoples, another thread in the similar vain to it's predecessors, anything and everything x 4. Where you can chat and chew the fat on anything you desire. Impossible to go off topic. Over to you all in the RHP sandpit. Play nice and no throwing sand And be careful, the cat may have buried a turd in the pit overnight......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I dislike it when I respond to post A by a forumite, than hours later their post B shows up, and in front of my comment, so it looks like I'm responding to post B instead of A. Would be so nice if we all had instant posting! The mods would only have to respond to reports made rather than review dozens of posts every half hour. There could be a process for posting stuff outside of the guidelines, including bullying and abuse like: First warning: message from mods to pull your head inSecond warning: banned from fora for x amount of timeThird warning: banned for good. Just my thoughts.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Message customer support( bottom of page) and ask for it. If youve been posting for a while and your posts arent too controversial, they will grant it. Otherwise they will reply with a reason its denied. Theres a few regular posters that I notice havent got it. And yes it does get confusing reading out of order

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Same guy, aged 50 on a vanilla site and 43 here. Being on RHP has taken years off him.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Wet_Paint' I was going to make a joke on the Favourite Fragrances thread but deleted it for fear of upsetting sensitivities. I think that's really sad. My previous reply, was quite lengthy for a phone posting, and failed to materialise. I think I got what Wettie was trying to say in that he posted then realised that the usual suspects would probably want to get on his case so he "deleted" his post. This where it all went pear shaped, he's since left us again. I can relate to that as I'm often tempted to bailout too. Some may remember the "coming under fire" thread. So as far I can see it's all about perceptions, a poster perceives his/her meaning as they post then the reader perceives as she/he sees it so in no time at all transmutation is at play...at the expense of the happy and relaxed atmosphere of RHP. I guess this why some of our regular contributors are staying away in droves...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yep never left my side. Of course it's only through self control and respect.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A couple in Russia texted the company that was to photograph their wedding to say they did not wish to use them as the company were in support of gay marriage. This is the reply sent back. Love that response, well done peoples Sincerely and with Love, Brentwood Photography. At Brentwood Photography we see love in all forms. Now as far as your retainer goes, I hope you’ll read the first article in the contract you signed stating that this retainer is nonrefundable. But don’t you worry, I’m not going to keep it! Because of this conversation, I have decided to donate your $1500 to GLAAD, a group created to help and support gay rights. So let me be the first say thank you very much for your donation and support for this great cause! I couldn’t have done it without your money. Wow, I’m not really sure what to say here. I would say this disappoints me, but I actually find this to be a good thing because our company now would now not like to work with you as well. It’s not that because you have a different view from us, but it’s because, since you don’t like and support gay marriage, no one else should be able to have it. That’s like me not liking broccoli, and demanding that everyone else in the world should not have broccoli either! If you’re not in favor of gay marriage that’s fine, don’t marry a woman. Personally, I was taught not to judge others and to love everyone else. So I will try not to judge you here and say anything more as to my opinion of you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A certain vanilla dating site has all these questions you can answer (and explain) to see how compatible you are with others. They can give you a tiny glimpse in someone's head. Nice looking guy, nice profile and ok message. But this: Site question: "Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you?"Guy's answer: "Yes. Sex in stressful times can be so much relief...my partner should always help me relax this way!" Ugh.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Jack_Denials' I think I got what Wettie was trying to say in that he posted then realised that the usual suspects would probably want to get on his case so he "deleted" his post. That's exactly how I read it, though without the apostrophes.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    I never said you were stupid. I was referencing posts that could be seen to inappropriate. And not by yourself or any one in particular. Matter of fact, all my posts re this subject have been generalised in a far as referencing open forum and so called bullying. Wasnt calling you or any one else out. I have never had a problem with the way you conduct yourself and have enjoyed your contributions to date. But your last post i find a little wishy washy. But we all have our off days. Inference of the few people responding to this topic as being bullies .......... Basically you are saying .......nah. I'm over it. Im out.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' A certain vanilla dating site has all these questions you can answer (and explain) to see how compatible you are with others. They can give you a tiny glimpse in someone's head. Nice looking guy, nice profile and ok message. But this: Site question: "Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you?"Guy's answer: "Yes. Sex in stressful times can be so much relief...my partner should always help me relax this way!" Ugh. ugh...but interestingly one spends time answering all those questions yet it is not used...I am on a vanilla site -given I am single- and I have set 2 basic non negotiable criteria....interestingly 90% of the matches I get FAIL those 2 criteria...so how it is still a "perfect match go for it" I cannot figure...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You talking about eHarmony? I left because they couldn't even stick to finding me guys taller than me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Profile pics with red, white and blue flags, Eiffel Towers and whatnot. I appreciate the sentiment, but on Friday this also happened, in Lebanon: "Twin explosions in the capital kill at least 43 people with ISIL claiming responsibility." Not seeing any mention of that on Fb, let alone anyone flying a Lebanese flag.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I took the kids there to check it out...I walked away feeling very empowered by their athletic condition.... But... As I dipped my hash brown into the hot cake syrup I couldn't help but think "fuck it...I'll do it tomorrow!!" Lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    How's the not smoking going?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' A certain vanilla dating site has all these questions you can answer (and explain) to see how compatible you are with others. They can give you a tiny glimpse in someone's head. Nice looking guy, nice profile and ok message. But this: Site question: "Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you?"Guy's answer: "Yes. Sex in stressful times can be so much relief...my partner should always help me relax this way!" Ugh. As for the questions, sometimes I like to read them for general compatibility, but at other times I find it's just adding another 50/100/200+ etc more boxes to "tick", to make sure none are answered in a way that doesn't suit. Sometimes I have answered questions on my first (brief) impulse, then gone back later thinking... mmm maybe I need to rephrase or change that answer. I'm sure if he is a genuine person then only a brief query will cause him to question his own thoughts, as I do if someone questions an opinion of my own.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    183 days smoke free.... $5,230 not spent on smokes. And 38,535mg Tar avoided... According to the myquitbuddy app :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    With progress like that you have plenty of time to address your fat, sugar and salt habit...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Stir that is awesome, I hope and your girls are damn proud of you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I got told just the other week "you're still a Weiner dad; but at least you don't smell like crap like you used to!!" Hmmmm was in two minds about kicking some 11 year old butt but thought twice about it as she's a blunt no holding punches kinda girl anyway lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' I got told just the other week "you're still a Weiner dad; but at least you don't smell like crap like you used to!!" - Posted from rhpmobile I guess this apple didn't fall far from the tree Have you gained any weight?

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    10 years ago

    Congratulations stir that's totally awesome. You should be so proud of you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    JD...Nah it didn't lol and I haven't noticed any real weight gain ad I've given away the iced coffee, and changed the diet a bit....I'm cooking more of my own food than I was.... Miss B....thanks, and yeah I am... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' Message customer support( bottom of page) and ask for it. If youve been posting for a while and your posts arent too controversial, they will grant it. Otherwise they will reply with a reason its denied. Theres a few regular posters that I notice havent got it. And yes it does get confusing reading out of order I asked and was told that IP wasn't available. No reason given.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Congrats and well done!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' 183 days smoke free.... $5,230 not spent on smokes. And 38,535mg Tar avoided... According to the myquitbuddy app :) - Posted from rhpmobile Ha, I haven't got one of those apps, sounds cool. I'm on 9-months now.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    some lovely time this afternoon hanging out with a bunch of rock wallabies. Was so peaceful....well, except for when a couple of them were digging their claws into me to try and get at the wallaby food I had. I have quite a few scratches now, but totally worth it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Where do you keep your gun in that outfit. (probably silly question but love the old Western's)

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Gun is around the other side. Not a full automatic repeater these days. Single shot pump action. But the shot lasts a long while and keeps them at bay until i reload.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Sounds Devine :) I took my youngest up to the cfa fire spotters lookout near euroa......pics are coming soon - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Whateverway' Gun is around the other side. Not a full automatic repeater these days. Single shot pump action. But the shot lasts a long while and keeps them at bay until i reload. Butt, hope you keep the Pump action going ;-)

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    10 years ago

    It's my birthday tomorrow 🎂🎂🎂🤗🤗🤗😀

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Keeps going and going.....and going

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Happy birthday sweetie. Xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Stirry we did that too a bit over a year ago near blackwood. The gentleman manning the tower let us all up, including the 4 and 6 year old. View was amazing. Great experience.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Buchan, not Blackwood

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' You talking about eHarmony? I left because they couldn't even stick to finding me guys taller than me. no..a different one.. eHarmony is a very interesting site...its billing structure is unique

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' It's my birthday tomorrow 🎂🎂🎂🤗🤗🤗😀 And a happy birthday and smack on the arse from Roger

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    Happy birthday for tomorrow beautiful. Miss you xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    nice!!!! I reckon it's the closest thing to being on top of the world :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Have a great day tomorrow

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Thats strange. Thats how I got my IP both times I asked on this profile and my last one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' Thats strange. Thats how I got my IP both times I asked on this profile and my last one. I must be too much of a rebel for them to consider granting me IP. I joined for a year but I won't be paying again as there have been innocent posts of mine that have apparently not made it by the mods and I don't have time to be questioning why and I'm not pleased with the abrupt answers I've received. I've had better experiences on free forums. I guess this post won't last 5 seconds either as RHP can't handle criticism in any form I've discovered.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ......☆。★。☆。★ ........☆ 。☆。☆ .....★。\|/。★ .....Happy Birthday! .....★。/|\。★ .......☆。。☆。☆ ..... ☆。★。☆。★

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' I got told just the other week "you're still a Weiner dad; but at least you don't smell like crap like you used to!!" Hmmmm was in two minds about kicking some 11 year old butt You already kicked the butts.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Bahahaha.....yes I did lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Stupid scent memory hits you at the most random times and in the most random places - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Send them a reply and ask for an explanation. You have a right as you are a customer. Hence customer service.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Told my ex my plan for what to with our dog when the time comes, expecting him to throw all kinds of objections my way. Instead he called me a beautiful human being. A nice surprise :-)

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Passive aggressive behaviours on the forum is just plain funny. There is a good article on friendship: 'Friendships in Adulthood,: Needing, Making and KEEPING them' by Andrea Bonoir, PhD. Friends are not to be abused and used to suit your needs and flatter your ego, but cherished and valued for enriching each others' lives. It is a two way street. True friends are there not just for the good times, but for the bad times. People are not to be disposed of like rags when they can not absorb any more of one shit. There are limits to what people can take on bad behaviour and then they avoid you. If you keep losing friends, should you not look into it and figure out why it is happening? Giggle.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Today I was at the local shopping centre waiting for a cab.there was a huge queue so I started chatting to an elderly gentleman.He said that last week when he had caught a cab the driver told him that they day before he had turned up to a house where the passenger,asked him to load some furniture into the cab..he did as he was asked and helped unload at the other end too.As he was leaving the Police called him..He had just been part of a burglary !!!xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' If you keep losing friends, should you not look into it and figure out why it is happening? Giggle. That reminds me, my friends keep moving overseas. Maybe it's something I said?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Doesnt surprise me though.They are cunning.Yrs ago a friend was in her front yard,she saw a tv repair van at her neighbours place, then a guy came out the front door struggling with her neighbours telly, so she actually helped him by opening his van so he could load it. She could see her neighbour was home and in the back yard watering the plants, so thought nothing of it. Ended up he was a thief and she had helped him get away with her neighbours tv. Strange but true. Also many moons ago when I worked in a private hospital, it was 3 stories with 6 lounge areas for families to wait. 2 guys came in and went to the managers office.Showed paperwork to pick up the 6 tv's for servicing. Manager signed paperwork and they walked out with 6 tv's. (not the Annie type) Blatant daylight robbery right under our noses. Sly.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    More than the Priscilla bus then Willow.....

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya70' Today I was at the local shopping centre waiting for a cab.there was a huge queue so I started chatting to an elderly gentleman.He said that last week when he had caught a cab the driver told him that they day before he had turned up to a house where the passenger,asked him to load some furniture into the cab..he did as he was asked and helped unload at the other end too.As he was leaving the Police called him..He had just been part of a burglary !!!xxFreya about 5-7 years ago, a Fridge was delivered to a house with instructions to leave it on the front veranda. Now a couple of men passed by the house, which was unattended, and carted the fridge from the front yard!!! They were only caught when they tried to board a tram with the massive fridge in tow and an off duty policeman questioned them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That's so beyond ridiculous...Pythonesque even 😂xxFreya

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Best news ever and so bizarre. If it was not reported on the news and would have not believed it. How stupid can some men be, stealing a massive fridge and using public transport, like a tram as your escape vehicle??? Lol. Keystone cops to the rescue!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    either way it's a classic..... Man mowing his lawn went to empty his grass catcher....he returns only to find some prick had made off with his lawn mower... A couple of weeks pass after the report was made to the police, and low and behold old mate sees his lawn mower being used by another guy....he confronts him before calling the constabulary....the thief is apprehended and the native australian commission simply writes out a cheque to the victim to go buy a new mower.... About a month later; the victim gets a knock at the door from the thief asking if he could have the grass catcher.... Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'lilyorchid' If you keep losing friends, should you not look into it and figure out why it is happening? Giggle. That reminds me, my friends keep moving overseas. Maybe it's something I said? If people start refusing to take up your calls or chat to you, they are avoiding you for a reason. They perhaps can't stand your dramas and crazy behaviour. Time to rethink and reflect. However, if they keep moving overseas, that is a different matter all together. Well that may be more effective than an intervention order and have volunteered to go into a witness protection program for battered friends.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Should get back into the chat rooms, I'm hearing that very interesting stuff is happening there!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    There goes my eyebrow, rising all by its self. Seems a while since I have been surprised about a fetish. No more. Say hello to the Ovipositor. "The Ovipositor is basically a big dildo that lays goopy eggs molded from gelatin in the body cavity of your choice." For those with an alien sex fetish. I really... had no idea.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Who told you that? It's been boring as bat shit for yonks!

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'unicorn99' Who told you that? It's been boring as bat shit for yonks! i think some people are in hibernation lately.... recovering from the Perth meet and greet...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'unicorn99' Who told you that? It's been boring as bat shit for yonks!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Love the new pic!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    It was time. The original was a bit clumsy. Had to keep up with all the sexy ones from you girls. Mmmm. Nice bra. Racy red.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Your bra matches my undies. Swapsiea.....

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    ●swapsies.....☺

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Can't wait to see my family including my puppy dog, and sleep in my own bed tonight... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That picture is dead sexy. I'd let you peg me any day but alas I'm not tall enough.

  • OzRednecks

    OzRednecks

    10 years ago

    C'Mon Diego Sanchez!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Mr Twenty two..I have been wanting to meet you for a long time but was just too scared...me..I am flattered but no...MrTT..how can you say that,you should meet me...me..silence...I should have said ..STOP watching Granny porn ..xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I did not miss the soul crushing humidity while I was away....it's gonna be a cruel summer alright

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You have your puppie to keep you ehhh... warm. 😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Senator Leinhelm (sp?) tells us they need vaccination if parents want to receive Centrelink benefits. What could possibly go now?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I heard that spiel whilst driving and nearly had to pull over....Seriously we have fuck wits like this making decisions for our country?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That was passed 12 months ago, starts jan 1st 2016. Also gone is childcare rebate that parents get back( 50% of fees) if child in care isnt immunised.(unless you have a drs exemption) Too many illnesses are running rampant again (whooping cough is one) because children arent being immunised. This isnt just about the child, its about the community. Whooping cough can get passed onto elderly and its fatal. They tried paying parents to immunise for yrs.But maybe hitting them in the pocket will work better.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    What could possibly go wrong now ?

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    10 years ago

    One been watching this show SAS - who dares wins... My goodness those instructors are total panty droppers... Hubba hubba....there is one called "Foxy" fuck me he is gorgeous my dream man in all respects, accent, build, looks, just divine 😍😍😍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Some dude in the U.S. has decided to put wine in a can, call it ''Mancan'', and market it to men. He did this because when he was out at bars he really wanted to drink wine, but didn't like drinking it from stemware because...you know...that's for GIRLS, whereas apparently drinking it out of a can let's MEN STAY MANLY. Can't say that I've ever judged a guy for using stemware. A guy who drinks wine out of a bloody can because he believes that his masculinity is threatened by a wine glass on the other hand....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    *lets

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    So what been happening since I've been gone, anything exciting?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Some dude in the U.S. has decided to put wine in a can, call it ''Mancan'', and market it to men. He did this because when he was out at bars he really wanted to drink wine, but didn't like drinking it from stemware because...you know...that's for GIRLS, whereas apparently drinking it out of a can let's MEN STAY MANLY. Can't say that I've ever judged a guy for using stemware. A guy who drinks wine out of a bloody can because he believes that his masculinity is threatened by a wine glass on the other hand.... I don't generally buy cans, but if I have a can of beer I will pour it into a glass, as I believe the aluminium taints the taste. I did read though that beer in a can doesn't get affected by the UV light & stays fresher longer; however, still trying to scientifically confirm that theory ;-). Maybe it works the same with wine, but I would still be pouring it into a glass. Sounds like a loser to me. Hey, maybe there is a market for a "Can-of-Cum" A whole new business, may help prevent morning sickness, healthy, and good for the skin so doesn't matter if you dribble a bit (just rub it in) Imagine the production line !!!!!!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Lovinit28' So what been happening since I've been gone, anything exciting? Hello gorgeous Been a bit slow during your absence.I'm sure that will turn around now you are back. Good to see you here xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    This place sure makes you laugh. From couples venting about single woman ( yes that chestnut again) to guys thinking RHP is a free Brothel. If I ever need a good laugh, all I have to do is glance over the forums. Good work people, golden performance.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    'The Haunted Vagina'... Yep, it was pretty much as weird as you'd expect with a title like that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    How is this for weird? This was in my Fb wall this morning, via HelloU: "In a wave of curiosity, a woman has decided to take something positive out of her, probably quite uncomfortable, yeast infection. Namely, the yeast. Instead of bemoaning her itchy vagina, Twitter user @stavvers has decided to attempt to bake bread with the surplus yeast she’s currently producing. She’s gone for sour dough – a type of bread which typically uses ‘wild yeast’. (It probably doesn’t get much wilder than the stuff made inside a vagina.)" Eeeeeeewww. :-\

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    My first (social) validation on rhp :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    he's clearly not a nascar supporter lol they drink it from the box so if they spew they've brought their own bucket lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    #goonbagsareclassy :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Instead of bemoaning her itchy vagina, Twitter user @stavvers has decided to attempt to bake bread with the surplus yeast she’s currently producing. She’s gone for sour dough – a type of bread which typically uses ‘wild yeast’. certainly brings a new meaning to 'home-made'

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Insomnian' This place sure makes you laugh. From couples venting about single woman ( yes that chestnut again) to guys thinking RHP is a free Brothel. If I ever need a good laugh, all I have to do is glance over the forums. Good work people, golden performance. Nothing new there, huh? We all get the blame for everything rather than them being introspective and reflect on whether there are things they can improve to make their profile or increase their attractiveness. Because it happens often, a lot of us seasoned battlers just shrug our shoulders and say, 'Meh'. sometimes I do not have the energy to reply to them. I just dont like to be demonized nor blamed for other peoples' laziness and sense of entitlement. Life goes on...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ... And once you're finished you can blow up the bag so you have a pillow to go to sleep on.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Quoting 'Meander' Instead of bemoaning her itchy vagina, Twitter user @stavvers has decided to attempt to bake bread with the surplus yeast she’s currently producing. She’s gone for sour dough – a type of bread which typically uses ‘wild yeast’. certainly brings a new meaning to 'home-made' Is that where the phrase "I've got a bun in the oven" comes from

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Sour dough with cottage cheese?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    are so cool. I think my next tattoo will be an octopus...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' are so cool. I think my next tattoo will be an octopus... If I could handle 8x of you

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Check your mail.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Jealous.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' I don't generally buy cans, but if I have a can of beer I will pour it into a glass, as I believe the aluminium taints the taste. I did read though that beer in a can doesn't get affected by the UV light & stays fresher longer; however, still trying to scientifically confirm that theory ;-). Maybe it works the same with wine, but I would still be pouring it into a glass. Sounds like a loser to me. Hey, maybe there is a market for a "Can-of-Cum" A whole new business, may help prevent morning sickness, healthy, and good for the skin so doesn't matter if you dribble a bit (just rub it in) Imagine the production line !!!!!! Depends on the hops used in the brew. Some are UV sensitive so need the brown bottle and some aren't so can use a clear bottle.

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Whateverway' Check your mail. LOL. You make me laugh... notification of incoming mail via forum... hilarious!!! Love it! Will do and chat soon,. hope you are well...xxx (now looking at 'Ignore' Email Folder... )

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