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More Anything and Everying .
October 14 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
A juicy cock would tickle my fancy at the moment. :P
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RHP User
12 years ago
As I mentioned in another thread, I had an IUD inserted the other day and I am not allowed to have an orgasm for 10 days. Okay... This is day 8. Fark!!! Think I may have to call in sick on Friday. "So sorry I can't come in today as I will be frantically masturbating all day!" LOL! ⊂(◉‿◉)つ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Think I may have to call in sick on Friday. "So sorry I can't come in today as I will be frantically masturbating all day!" LOL! If only that worked... if it did, would we men spend all our life off sick since we supposedly have only 7 mins a day not thinking about sex?As a side note, there was a show on SBS a few years ago about Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD)... some of the women on the show couldn't get relief. Imagine never getting relief! I thought 13 months was a long time!
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madotara69
12 years ago
Meeka, keep her on the edge of her seat for Friday's delights. Meeka, how close can you cum to cum without cumming?Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
I never cease to be amazed by all of the stories of Intrigue , backstabbing , Cliques & Factions , Jealousy and other Soap Opera dross that eternally revolves on this Site . Seems like too many people are taking this thing way too seriously . I'm only here for a huge serving of Forums , with a side-order of Sex & after a satisfying meal of both , I'll floss my teeth with a pube ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
Meeka, I was just thinking about what you said in one of the other forums, that you still have to wait for a lil while, but I see you caught yourself. As you can't have any juicy cock atm, would you settle for being tied to your bed and being teased relentlessly for the next few days instead ?? Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
ROFLMAO...... Best sickie excuse ever!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have seen a few comments about juicy arses and thought .... Oh so he is seeing her as well. LMFAO! Then I realize I should keep that to myself as it is probably bollocks! Lol. People see conspiracies and affairs everywhere! I am no longer part of the gossip so I am oblivious usually 😃
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RHP User
12 years ago
My favourite chewy was Juicy Fruit ;) In light of your comments on No Orgasm ; ...try Edging . I guess if I was stinging for Release , I'd be chewing a Butt Plug too ! GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
gossip Green?...c'mon give...who did whom,what,where and when?Lurve this vicarious life
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RHP User
12 years ago
Gossip ? Everyone's doing Someone ... ;) Vicarious indeed ! GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
12 years ago
What happens if you do have an orgasm? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ok am over the waxing every 4 weeks and have decided to get laser hair removal.....big problem is I have to let the hair grow for 6-8 weeks and then after each treatment wait another 6-8 weeks without shaving or waxing between each treatment, which could be up to 6 treatments!!! So for a few months I will resemble Big Foot!! Yay who likes Koala Ears??
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RHP User
12 years ago
Everyone is doing Someone Someone is also doing The One The One would like to be doing No-one But No-one is not doing anyone So The One has settled for Someone Meanwhile Anyone just likes to watch Everyone doing Someone Or really, anyone doing anyone Which means no-one is doing Anyone Despite No-one doing no-one to those who think punctuation (in this case capitals) is not important. Response anyone (or Anyone, if you exist?)? Or maybe everyone should comment (but Everyone, we don't want to hear from you).
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RHP User
12 years ago
My Tongue has Cramps from reading your Post aloud ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Knowing how IPL works and the fun that can follow, I hope you have your session booked for a Friday JayJay.Never fear, some guys don't mind the natural look.
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RHP User
12 years ago
No, I really did... And have a bruise on my forehead from bashing it into the headboard to prove it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' Ok am over the waxing every 4 weeks and have decided to get laser hair removal.....big problem is I have to let the hair grow for 6-8 weeks and then after each treatment wait another 6-8 weeks without shaving or waxing between each treatment, which could be up to 6 treatments!!! No way, find Clearskincareclinic online. They use the Candela laser, which is more effective and IPL. And no yeti resemblance at any time. Happy to give more info in private.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Know what man bashing is (you fuck head) it's me running up to you and punching your face in. That's man bashing. DAY 9!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
These hormones are a gas!! 😆😆😆😆
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madotara69
12 years ago
I reckon it would be like a fifty caliber projectile, punching through ten mill plate steel.Mado
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Know what man bashing is (you fuck head) it's me running up to you and punching your face in. That's man bashing. DAY 9!! Make sure you stay outta Meeka's sights for at least another day. Dangerous woman on the loose !! Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
*waves*
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hormones are a gas? A little less of the beans dude ...
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madotara69
12 years ago
That reminds me of a lovely lady, who use to flash her boobies for the boys.Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
that took all of 3 minutes ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Eh... Vera?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ninja Style ;) Cowra Style ... Incognito !!! GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
it's my favourite painting
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RHP User
12 years ago
it's by a man with bum in his name.....'ello Vera,I missed ya.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' it's by a man with bum in his name.....'ello Vera,I missed ya. I'm good for sunburn to I tell ya ... specially on ya botti xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yes Mistress, what ever you want Mistress. ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Yes Mistress, what ever you want Mistress. ;-) Now bend over ... Bruno's still a virgin you know ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have standards ya know.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Of course. 😘
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RHP User
12 years ago
arms up sweetie ... *rustles through her toy box* ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just got my chuckles for the night... walking past North Sydney oval and heard a scream from the playing field... a couple had snuck in for a bit of fun on the cricket pitch and the water sprinklers started up whilst they were doing the deed.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'la_primavera' *waves* Welcome back
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RHP User
12 years ago
La_primavera- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Was wondering where you'd got to
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RHP User
12 years ago
I still haven't worked up the courage to wax my bits...
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RHP User
12 years ago
WTF do I have to do...!!!! Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Highpriority' WTF do I have to do...!!!! Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile Not sure what you're referring to HP??
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RHP User
12 years ago
On a forum debating spanking vs non spanking in America. I found it to be rather funny. On one hand, there's this massive movement to cull physical discipline with kids.....yet Americans still kill their own in the name of justice....- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
its waiting right here for you when you need it hehe =) you are curvy and sxc!! POW POW xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think your Orgasm is now overdue ... 10 days have passed . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MisterGreen' I think your Orgasm is now overdue ... 10 days have passed . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile currently 'indisposed' ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Not sure what you're referring to HP??HP would love to do it for you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😉 I did go to work yesterday and those fucking annoying people in the office who talk too loud, yawn too loud, eat too loud, eat with their mouths open, who bang cutlery and plates at their desk will never know how close they came to dying yesterday!!! Fucken hell open plan offices do your head in. 😖 I was in my own so a little self love last night and I do believe multiple orgasms were on the menu. 😋
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are you playing cops and robbers?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank God ! You were getting a little bit Crabby ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You think?? Lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
A combination of sarcasm and word jokes that some people don't get, so they think I'm being really nice.
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RHP User
12 years ago
People don't think you are nice do they? ☺️
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nope I am still definitely crabby. I need a good hard fuck I think but I have family things on all weekend and I am running late.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'People don't think you are nice do they? ☺️ Some people spend a lot of time and energy disliking me (not necessarily on here). Makes me feel kinda special.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's a full moon tonight, remember to take a deep breath and breeeeeeeeeathe!FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'It's a full moon tonight, remember to take a deep breath and breeeeeeeeeathe! Glad I'm not working! My patients tend to get a bit more challenging during a full moon.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mee too - glad I am not working as well!! :)FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
whooo hooo No smokes and feeling rather proud!!It's weird have no urges to buy any or want one. I've gained 4kgs and feeling a little like a muffin with a little budgey tummy tho. :((I"ll just blame it on the Full Moon) FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' whooo hooo No smokes and feeling rather proud!!It's weird have no urges to buy any or want one. I've gained 4kgs and feeling a little like a muffin with a little budgey tummy tho. :((I"ll just blame it on the Full Moon) FOXY Awesome, keep up the good work!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Kudos, Foxy!
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Hawt1
12 years ago
:)
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Hawt1
12 years ago
People who cancel travel plans after the tickets are paid for.... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRThat being said, lets make the most of it.. Hawt1 is currently in Perth having already begun his journey to Europe...Be here for about a week and would like to meet, social or play.Who is up for a little fun message plz :)Gets of soap box.Meeks.. will have to hear about this orgasm after your forced abstinence.. I have a feeling its gonna be epic, so do tell sweety muah!
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Fantasyplus
12 years ago
Finally got to send in my paper work for my new boobs :-) high light of filling out endless paper work was getting to write my current weight! After losing 27kgs in a year it felt damn good!!! So proud of me :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
paintme .... la_primaveara thinks that there are some incredible people on this site .... met a few of them ... would love to meet more
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are you wistling "Girls just wanna have fun" or "True colours", hmmm?
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RHP User
12 years ago
missing 50z bum ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
well ... his ...anythingrightnow...
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's an amazing achievement!
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RHP User
12 years ago
just woke up horny as fuck and want to stick my cock in a warm wet pussy or asshole :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Hawt1' People who cancel travel plans after the tickets are paid for.... GRRRRRRRRRRRRR Almost as bad as having your travel plans cancelled for you... still haven't got my money back from work after they canned my trip to QLD for the M&G .Wonder if they will screw over my trip at the end of the month...Also, does anyone really pay attention or respond to the plans put in the Travel section of the site?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' whooo hooo No smokes and feeling rather proud!!It's weird have no urges to buy any or want one. I've gained 4kgs and feeling a little like a muffin with a little budgey tummy tho. :((I"ll just blame it on the Full Moon) FOXY Awesome stuff Foxy... 20 days today? Keep up the good work I could recommend some fun sexercises you could try to stave off the 4kgs... all that is needed is a Stud Muffin, secluded beach and a complete lack of willpower
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RHP User
12 years ago
Day 20.LMAO!!!Give me, give me, give me a Stud Muffin!!A nice sweet one please.(gobble gobble)I'll be his cupcake.FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
27kgs - awesome...Well done!!FOXYFeels bad now whining of 4kgs. :(
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Fantasyplus
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' 27kgs - awesome...Well done!!FOXYFeels bad now whining of 4kgs. :( lol I feel your pain over 4kgs don't worry! The last 4kgs will just not piss off!!!! The scales are still going down but oh so slowly now....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is a wonderful thing... Foxy, you probably won't remember me from the Brisbane M&G early this year but if you did you wouldn't recognize me now with what I've lost in the intervening months.Went to my 20th school reunion early this month and of the 40 odd people there, only 3 actually recognized me... priceless.I think everyone who has a goal like giving up smoking or losing weight should be given a big round of applause!Well done Fantasyplus and well done again Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
it might be time for a small sabbatical...feeling a little jaded by the support for misogyny here.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Misogyny ? I didn't vote for Tony Abbott . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Fuck 'em, Freya! With big black strap-on Bruno, that is.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You know I reallies lub ya heaps!!LMAO.... Can you please speak FOXY language.FOXYPS - Definately is definitely the wrong spelling! :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've thought about a mirena... How bad was it to get put in ? Gyno wanted to do it for me but then I read to many horror insertion stories and got scared!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sorry didn't realize this was 5 pages long... Was posting to meekas iud comment
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can't help but think of the women's movement... and Miss Poppins... and Supercalifrigilisticexpialidocious... and how it will be all right in the end. Or half left at least.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'PS - Definately is definitely the wrong spelling! :) Defiantly? Goddamnit, just got home to find the Fake Photos thread has disappeared. WTF?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'PS - Definately is definitely the wrong spelling! :) Defiantly? Goddamnit, just got home to find the Fake Photos thread has disappeared. WTF?
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RHP User
12 years ago
And to the blond chick pushing me into her hubbie's arms while disappearing with a hot single guy: Just because you finished way before we did does not give you the right to yell at your husband, nor pretend to suck my nipple at the bar but then BITE it. Biatch.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That formatting sucks dunnit!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Passive aggressive much?... Sounds like you enjoyed it Mes?... *oh crap, there's no wide eyed innocent look smiley... Disappointed look*
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RHP User
12 years ago
Rhp don't really want to cull out the fakes... Poor form 👎 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ??FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ??FOXY I think her profile goes walkies occasionally... as has yours a few times recently.Didn't like sitting in the corner
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Amicus75' Is a wonderful thing... Foxy, you probably won't remember me from the Brisbane M&G early this year but if you did you wouldn't recognize me now with what I've lost in the intervening months.Went to my 20th school reunion early this month and of the 40 odd people there, only 3 actually recognized me... priceless.I think everyone who has a goal like giving up smoking or losing weight should be given a big round of applause!Well done Fantasyplus and well done again Foxy Thanks Amicus. and well done!I bet you still are the same cool guy underneath. ;)FOXYDay 21 and the cravings for sweet things is bloody tough to fight off! grrrrrrrLOLZ Where's that stud-muffin huh????
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is alive and well in deni... After my divorce "stud Muffin" was the name I'd input into women's phones along with my number... Although I'm in trouble with mumsy for not getting home until 6am on Sunday... Ol hp set the dance floor alight, and carried a babe off into the night... and err... was chaperoned by her son... hp xo Because you're worth it...
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
Quoting 'Highpriority' Is alive and well in deni... After my divorce "stud Muffin" was the name I'd input into women's phones along with my number... Although I'm in trouble with mumsy for not getting home until 6am on Sunday... Ol hp set the dance floor alight, and carried a babe off into the night... and err... was chaperoned by her son... hp xo Because you're worth it... You doubly made sure you didn't load "stud-muffin" in your mums phone ! Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
HAHA Stud-muffin tramp!! FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just the once......I went to Antarctica looking for looong lost Ancient tribe of penguins.FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
This Thread is already 20 pages long (on my phone) . Perhaps we need another "Anything & Everything" ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' Just the once......I went to Antarctica looking for looong lost Ancient tribe of penguins.FOXY Did ya find them?(Hope you were wearing more than that awesome top.... if only to stop feeling too nipply!)P.S.: I love Emperor Penguins... P.P.S.: WHEN you make it to New Years without a smoke I'll buy you a bottle of the good stuff (Mes do you remember the name of it?) and a nice double choc muffin (chocolate is almost as good as a stud yes?).
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RHP User
12 years ago
NV Veuve Clicquot 'Yellow Label' Brut
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