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More Anything and Everying .

October 14 2013

the other thread had sixty pages so let's just continue on here.On this thread you can post whatever tickles your fancy.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I drew the six of swords......interesting...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    *Pinky shake* That's a deal!!! mmmm muffin.... FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My gyno has magic hands. I felt a little uncomfortable for 30 Seconds and it was all fine. I also have heard horrors about it but my gyno knew exactly what she was doing. But now I have cramps when I didn't before. It does take up to 6 mths for your body to settle with it tho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' *Pinky shake* That's a deal!!! mmmm muffin.... FOXY Done and done... I should be up in QLD just after xmas for a week or two... so we will go a hunting for a bottle of the very good stuff and an awesome muffin to go with it.We can go people watch again as part of the exercise... that was fun Orrr... if there is a Sydney M&G around that time we'll figure out how to get you down here... there is supposed to be some famous muffin place in the city (will have to go a Googling)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Dear Meeka,Here is your prescription.Hot water bottle, back rubs, chocolate and naprogesics... all administered by your preferred stud muffin Regards,Dr SG.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Why go with an IUD rather than something more permanent? (Lol.....I always ask if I want to know!) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What do you that mean K? My options are limited due to my blood pressure, I am hoping that I am lucky enough for my periods to completely or almost stop, I have never had children and I am not 100% ready to say I never will. What are the permanent options?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I would never do anything permanently anyway. Too drastic for me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Meeka, at our ages. My ex wife wanted me to get chopped, but I resisted. After divorce I thought I'd retain the capacity to reproduce, in case I met someone who really needed that type of bond (...because I'm open to women between 35-55 yo... in fact I'd be broader than that for the right person) but I must admit I'm thinking more and more of me and my future, and I think my interest in breeding is pretty much gone. Haven't gone as far as booking anything yet... Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Do you have children already though? I would wait if I were you cause you just never know. Mind You I think it's more dramatic for women to do something perm isn't it K? Doesn't it change your hormones etc? Lordy that's just what I need at the mo. LMAO!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I adore my nieces and nephews and love spending time with them but I have never had the urge to breed in my entire life. Ever, always figured if I met the right person I may want too? I have never been married or had a long term exclusive serious relationship. I don't think I am a good catch now! Lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    And here's me thinking that at 38 I'll have to adopt or meet someone with a pre-made family! Ya, I'd hold off on the perm solution HP... just look at Scotty (James Doohan)... having kids at 54! (though the last to a sperm donor)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I introduced a friend to this site as she is looking for someone of the manly/womanly kind... and just caught up with her at the gym.She's shocked by the number of guys who spammed her in the first day spouting crap and trying corny lines on.This even though she has no pic yet and a pretty flimsy profile!How do you women do it, how do you not go insane??? she showed me some of the more tasteful messages and I felt like reaching down the internet and smacking the guys... wow!!!Anyway... she has thick skin thankfully and laugh at them after a while.I'll get off my adrenaline charged soapbox now and get back to work (PS... this is not intended to be man bashing as I know most of us can't be that awful)

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'I adore my nieces and nephews and love spending time with them but I have never had the urge to breed in my entire life. Ever, always figured if I met the right person I may want too? I have never been married or had a long term exclusive serious relationship. I don't think I am a good catch now! Lol. We've never met, but I've read quite a few of your forum postings, and checked out your profile too. With all the qualities I've seen from you I reckon you'd be a bloody good catch for some lucky guy. I'm sure if you ever get serious in that direction you wouldn't have to wait too long for the right guy.   Tall coz you're worth it !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ??FOXY Yep... gone gone...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    WHOOOO HOOOOOACT today passed The Marriage Same-sex Act 2013.FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MisterGreen' This Thread is already 20 pages long (on my phone) . Perhaps we need another "Anything & Everything" ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobileNah....just get off your phone and use your laptop!!Less pages. FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    People watch with a bottle and muffin...You bet ya!!FOXY

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    12 years ago

    Wiill be great for their tourism...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Bosnia Bombings!FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' WHOOOO HOOOOOACT today passed The Marriage Same-sex Act 2013.FOXYour esteemed PM is going to use taxpayer money to challenge it in the High court. *tries to refrain from a long, expletive-filled political rant*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've exercised my right of replacement, a son and a daughter. I'm not in a hurry to be neutered, the good thing about being my age is that my regular friends are more often than not already menopausal, so that removes pregnancy from the equation. I've lost count of the number of condoms that I've lost, torn, slipped off etc... Seem to have a better solution nowadays though... Moved up to the larger ones 👀👍 They just seem to fit and stay better 😎 Tall... You're gunna get in trouble for pinching my pinched tag line... Must be the full moon 😛 Hp xo 💌 Go get your own tag line... 😄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'sirlurkalot' I drew the six of swords......interesting...- Posted from rhpmobile You need to get a new APP!!FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That's a PLUS ONE!FOX

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Didn't know you cared, man. hehe   Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    James doohan...? Where's mes ? She is the one who fills in my many blanks on pop culture, I'm lost without her... And your friends "learning curve" lol. I set up a couples profile on Amm with the queen of RSVP (my ex gf) wearing a realdoe and wow ! We had 1200 profile views in 4 days, and 40-50 nice applications, all nice ! So they are out there... Oh and I think you should buy foxxy the bubbly that the girls were drinking in Sydney... $$$$$ Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Apparently the decision is going to be challenged in the High Court.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    It is quite entertaining isn't it . I helped JJ set up a profile and was blown away at the avalanche of messages . Im surprised the ladies don't need a PA to help out - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Fantasyplus

    Fantasyplus

    12 years ago

    Are there more "permanent" options other than Tubal Ligation? I had a very long, intensive and scary 20's...no pill or implant would work and after several pregnancies and miscarriages (I was told at 19 I would never have children) my option was IUD or TL...at 25 I was too young for TL so IUD it was....I had it removed at 26 after we got married to try for a miracle... Another miscarriage and a miracle arrived....another IUD until we decided what we wanted....13 months later it was removed to try our luck again...another miscarriage (and most painful because we learnt we were having twins and then 5minutes later "oh no sorry you have lost them already")...our final absolute last chance to try again worked. Before our son was born via c-section I had already signed paper work for the TL (at the age of 29), he was ripped out and 2minutes later my TL was done. Apart from having the complete oven removed TL is the only other "Permanent" option? I am currently contemplating having the oven removed, but the early onset of menopause scares the shit out of me, when I'm only 32!!!! TL is reversible but there is no guarantee that the reversal will work...until you know what you want to do IUD is the safest, most effective method. Meeka everything will settle down eventually but take it easy until it does :-) Mrs Fantasy X

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I can't believe that I never even considered the possibility of a plus one with her 21yo son ! Damn you hp ! Will such an opportunity ever present again ? God I could go to my grave with that still on my fuckit list !!! 😎 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Amicus75'NV Veuve Clicquot 'Yellow Label' Brut I had a look at the online drinks menu and think it was the Gosset Brut. The one I won on the Pirate forum was a vintage Veuve Cliquot.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have no idea who James Doohan is. Hugh Hefner's youngest son was born when Hef was 65 by the way.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Shit ! I'll have to see if I can google him later mes, but thanks for trying for me xo. I think amicus was referring to the bubbly at the brizvegas drinks night, nv verve... Non Vintage cats piss... I think he should do the right thing and go with the Gosset... :D And as for Hugh, there's a difference between being able and wanting to have little vomiting, crying, pooing, weeing, dependent little things hanging of your 24/7... Lol. Plus the fact that I'd be 66 before they were 20... Just doesn't sound like fun does it ? Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh, wait, I never started.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    James doohan: was the guy who played Chief Engineer "Scotty" in Star Trek. From wiki: "In early 1974, he was introduced to 17-year-old fan Wende Braunberger at a theatre performance, later marrying that same year when she was 18 and he 54, on October 12, 1974, creating a media scandal. Star Trek actor William Campbell served as best man. She was pregnant at that time.[41][42] Doohan and Braunberger had three children: Eric, Thomas, and Sarah in 2000 (using a sperm donor due to his health problems), around his 80th birthday." The poor bastard died in 2004... The endeth the lesson... (Apologies DG :) Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Talk to you all when I return....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I know I'm wayyyy off topic and all guys...but it said "Anything & Everything" and I couldn't be bothered making a whole new topic just for this question.Been on here for 3 days now and the amount of (what I'm guessing are) fake profiles on here is ridiculous. I don't think I even would've realised if I didn't notice so many of the profiles have the same "About Me" and "What I'm Looking For" sections. So my question is this...ONLY trust verified profiles correct? And is it possible that some of the verified ones are fakes too?Considering the nature of the site I guess it shouldn't surprise me that there's creeps out there photo chasing etc. but it's bloody annoying!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A tubal ligation doesn't change the hormones, it's not considered reversible although it has been successfully done. It does mean no more pregnancy concerns, but like you said......if you haven't ruled out breeding, best not take the drastic option 😊- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You know about profile builder yes? A lot of profiles have the same things written in those sections because there are generic lines that everyone can use when they make their profile, if they're too lazy to write anything of their own. It doesn't necessarily mean that they're fake, although they certainly could be.And as for only trusting verified profiles, well you can use that as a guide but not everybody who isn't verified is fake (e.g. me, I'm just too lazy to verify).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2013' Apparently the decision is going to be challenged in the High Court.- Posted from rhpmobile the federal government has already lodged the paperwork for an expedited hearing.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    And why the fuck are all the under 35yo boys effing approaching me. Can't you fuckers read?!?!?! Sorry just having one of those days.....I need a holiday, I'm thinking Malaysia. Anyone wanna join me?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    LMFAO...That's why in first message they say "Wad-up babes, wanna root". I'm in...hahaha not in you, but join you!! FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Luckdragon23 stole my Thunder . I'm having what she's having ! I couldn't agree with Her more ... (Except for the "lazy" bit) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ohhhh and send those under 35's my way 😉- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm 46, hot as all fuck, elligable... But sorry I'm sweet 😛 Who wants a sweet guy ? Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I want Coco Pops....NOW!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Thank you for the clarification! Very helpful :D

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Lol anything you want adjusted? I'm thinking tits and ass, not bigger just higher 🙈🙉🙊 and maybe a nip, tuck n suck here and there. It's kinda hard to improve on purrrrfection but (breaks into song) "gravity....is workin' against me!" But seriously let's "do it"!! HP sweetheart, darling boo boo huggybear....you can be bell hop if you're really good. 😇 cos I like to have my friends around and someone has to carry our shopping bags. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    ....err something......might be "in you". Lol have fun, be down to see y'all with Irish again at the 🙈🙉🙊- Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    ....err something......might be "in you". Lol have fun, be down to see y'all with Irish again at the 🙈🙉🙊 and Kaleidescope you'd pick your teeth with those boy's bones....Devil woman!! 😈- Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    ....err something......might be "in you". Lol have fun, be down to see y'all with Irish again at the 🙈🙉🙊- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MisterGreen' Luckdragon23 stole my Thunder . I'm having what she's having ! I couldn't agree with Her more ... (Except for the "lazy" bit) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile I have been known to take laziness to extreme levels . But, at least I did write a novel of a profile...as I'm often being told by the guys that contact me....and I figure if anyone thinks I'm a fake after seeing / reading all that, well there's probably nothing else I could do to change their mind!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I just got spaghetti on the keyboard. I really should stop eating in front of the computer...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Is all you need Luck dragon... Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Guess who's a LUCKY gal!FOXY

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' Guess who's a LUCKY gal!FOXY Did you get something dropped in your lap too ?? Tall

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    I shortened mine cos apparently it was too looooong!!! ❓❓❓- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'I shortened mine cos apparently it was too looooong!!! ❓❓❓- Posted from rhpmobile I've read your profile thru' a few times over. I've been wondering for a while when the movie is being released ???   Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' I shortened mine cos apparently it was too looooong!!! ❓❓❓- Posted from rhpmobile Mine is due for a bit of a re-vamp...

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    .....then maybe the movie.....(shrugs) you can read the first few chapters for me if you like? 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The way they are girls... Us blokes don't read them anyway 😛 And when we do read them... Well, we KNOW that we are the exception that you've been looking for 😎 Hp xo 💌 Every woman's dream man...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Indy just remember i got my order in for the first signed copy of your book & do you want double flake with your soft serve ??- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'.....then maybe the movie.....(shrugs) you can read the first few chapters for me if you like? 😎 You missed my subtle reference in humour - your profile IS the book !!(as long as one anyways).   Tall hehe

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    ...and I have shortened it a little. Don't you guys get just as bored as we do reading the same ole generic blurbs that say bugger all about a person yet scream "lazy and boooooorring!!!"? As for the book, I'm serious.....is it a horrible idea naming each chapter after the men who marked a particular milestone (and certainly NOT all sexual)? No it's not a kiss and tell book and certainly saucier than 50 shades....but my Mother and countless others keep telling me to write. I think the final chapter will be the most intriguing because it's title will be : Miss G and I still don't know what, where, how she'll end up. ~ (shrugs) The future truly is anyone's guess.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Let me know when your initial drafts are ready. I'll take a shot at proof reading. The final chapter will never be written, because none of us knows with certainty when the final bell will toll for us.   And yes, we do get bored with the 2 line profiles that say absolutely nothing, or at least I do. I like to know who the lady is, what she feels and what she desires. At least then you start to try and 'get a feeling' if your both on the same page, or not. Would probably cause a lot less angst when people contact one another only to find out neither is what the other is really looking for. Real clarity in profiles would be a wonderful thing.   Have a great weekend Indy.   Tall

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    I might also enquire, what sense do you have about me Sir? 🙈🙉🙊- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    White chocolate kit kats are sooooo goooooood......

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'I might also enquire, what sense do you have about me Sir? 🙈🙉🙊- Posted from rhpmobile I would prefer to reply to that in private, if you would not mind.   Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am proud of myself...I cooked chocolate muffins yesterday and they turned out purrrrfect!! FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    FoXXy... You'll get porky 😜 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    thanks foxy, you have just given us a new idea, in the interests of good science to chocolate. he heMado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' I am proud of myself...I cooked chocolate muffins yesterday and they turned out purrrrfect!! FOXY Feel free to send a batch up my way

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Can they be White Chocolate muffins (may fav) with raspberries mixed through?Served warm with a tall latte and some loving company?SG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Are decorated with cute "studs" on top. ;) FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Feisty Foxy's muffins and the flash of belly bling, hehecouldn't help it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Muffin Break has some stiff competition

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority'FoXXy... You'll get porky 😜 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...- Posted from rhpmobile That Foxxy would rather just get porked !! boom boom   Tall

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Miss SUPERFOXXY is a hottie

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Miss SUPERFOXXY is a hottie back in the day it use to go red all the time. Damn it. Miss Superfox

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    WTF do we have this stuff if it don't work.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I bet some of you guys would like a good MUFF-inn or two!!!BOOM BOOM!!FOXY@ Lucky...I've sent some your way, delivered by a naked horny, stud-muffin man! :)

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Are they warm and gooey in the middle?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lame if I said I'll munch those any day?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' FOXY@ Lucky...I've sent some your way, delivered by a naked horny, stud-muffin man! :) mmm....can't wait

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised'Lame if I said I'll munch those any day? If ya gotta ask ....   Tall

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    I am really starting to miss, Miss FreyaMado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    *sighs* meeee too :(....I've been away all week and sent out smoke signals today. FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Funny burgers ;) FOXY

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Who slipped a Viagra into my pack of Eclipse peppermints?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Forum...goooooone! why???? *insert thinking man* FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    & other Conspiracies ;( GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2013'Who slipped a Viagra into my pack of Eclipse peppermints?- Posted from rhpmobile Did you suddenly come across some that were very hard to chew ?   T

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Nasty pests. Very boring and quite ordinary. FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2013' Who slipped a Viagra into my pack of Eclipse peppermints?- Posted from rhpmobile *sing tune to who stole the cookie from the cookie jar*♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♭ ♮ ♯ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♭ ♮ ♯Who slipped the Viagra into eclipse pack????..**** put the Viagra into the eclipse pack. :)Who me??Yes, you!!Not me, couldn't beThen who???....LOL FOXYSorry inner child came out, would make a great funny forum topic tho?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You know how some guys put props next to their cocks in pics, presumably to give an indication of size? I just checked out the profile of a guy who sent me a wink, and he has somehow managed to position one of his feet next to his cock....I'm just trying to work out how the hell he did that!!!??

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Could have been interesting at work . Knock on someone's door and ask the lady of the house to sign for this "package". Not to mention remembering to shift the right gear stick in the truck 🚒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23'You know how some guys put props next to their cocks in pics, presumably to give an indication of size? I just checked out the profile of a guy who sent me a wink, and he has somehow managed to position one of his feet next to his cock....I'm just trying to work out how the hell he did that!!!?? someone else's foot ??   T.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Guys actually do that?? use props for size eval?It's not that hard to get your foot next to your cock... but seriously why?(Look up how Peter Jackson managed to get the Hobbits to look the size they do in the films without using CGI... is all a matter of distance between camera and the 2 subjects in focus)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    wingman, if you had knocked on our door today, you might have been in a bit of shock, after last nights episode.Mado, Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Tall - nope it's his foot. But I can see how he did it now....when I first looked my brain just couldn't make sense of it hehe.And yep Amicus, guys do that, quite a lot. The most common props I've seen are soft drink and deoderant cans / bottles.

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