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PIRATES QUEST!

April 06 2015

Ahoy there, ye scurvy lot o' barnacle- bottomed scoundrels and buxom'd wanton wenches!This be Cap,n No Beard, Master of "The Amours Porpoise" an I have's a new Quest f' ye (if ye be game!)'Tis been a'whiles since I be on Master Obi's computarrrr, but I has been aways' accruin' me treasure trove of plonky pleasures, and now's I feels the urge like t' give some aways. to ye if ye be clever.I be havin' a wee tot o' rum at a particular place at th' momen,t and so's IF ye be th' FIRST to post me correct location I shall be giving ye a bottler o' me finest plonk! At six bells each morning, I will be posting a CLUE which ye must solve. There be six clues in all which, upon solving, will give ye the key to find me exact location. Th' clues be numbered but will not be given in order, so's ye must then put the answers back in order to find the key!If ye be th' one to have a correct answer appear FIRST on me post then ye shall be awarded 1 (one) cannonball. But, due to "instant posting giving some an advantage, I be ALSO giving a cannonball each to the very NEXT Man, Woman and Couple to also have their correct answer appear.So there be FIVE plonky prizes in all.. yarrrrrrrr?The BIG ONE one to whoever first posts me true location (no cannonballs required), and one EACH to the four guests/members that have the most cannonballs at the end of th' Quest!But be warned, this Quest be a little different like, from past quests. The questions be tricky an' even the answers still be just a KEY at th' end! Good Luck to ye all! This be Cap'n No Beard

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  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I'm so crap at these! But will be giving it a red hot go in full anticipation of dismal failure. But it's the participating that counts more so than the winning, right Cap'n??? Much love, Elle xx

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    To anther your quethton, that would be yeth. HA! Yes! A little parrot told me o' ye wicked plan w' the carrot! Ye is a wicked strumpet Ms Elle and I'll be keepin' me one good eye on ye if ye er frequent the good ol'. Sail 'n Anchor again! Carrot indeed!! Yarrrrrr! Cap'n No Beard.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    The pleasure would be in beating Meander...she has won twice..grrr lol xxFreya

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    So ye too may try'n ye luck in the quest for th' plonky pleasure eh? Well...welcome aboard I says! But tho' I knows ye be special clever like, me lass, t'will take all ye wit t' find me this time! Yaharrrrrrh!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    ~Good Ship Lollipop ~corked, pitched, popped and kissed, she be fine at te mainsl s' Yee seas it yer stikin troo play'n by the pirate code, Cap'n No Beard "a wee tot o' rum", bahahaha It'b two staggers aft and one tot o' rum f'r three in a circle Master's polished te gunnels and stowed te Brass bannered spangles, te ol sea dog be lashed to the main wheel full o' rum for the first er 't six bells at t' ready Shall point her bow about, the wind and the salty spray be blow'n over her stern, be wait'nfor bell to strike the six of the six. Yo ho ho, lash the decks n' bring out me trusty sextant,we be taken ~Good Ship Lollipop~ out wide in dawns shadow by "The Amours Porpoise" search n' treasures b'gain n' deed a Quest b' hav n 'Wev'e been ev’rywhere. Been to: Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba, Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah, Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla, Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla, Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla, Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, I’m a killer.Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah but listen here, mate, have you been to…”I’ve been to Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo, Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo, Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne, Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine, Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella, Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I’m the feller.Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah, I know that, but have you been to…”I’ve been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby, Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi, Yarra Yarra , Bouindarra, Wallangarra, Turramurra, Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra, Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta, Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what’s it matter?Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah, look that’s fine, but how about…”I’ve been to Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat, Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captains Flat, Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween, Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen, Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly, Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly These be Cap'n Mado n' Tara xx {1st Masters in chains Couple} .... ~Good Ship Lollipop~

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Ahoy there shipmates! As promised, here be the clue for today........."If you bombarded Curium with Helium-4 ions, you would get a transuranium element with an atomic number of what?"......... Eh?... Ye did not know I be a necular piratitist? Good luck t' ye! Five more clues t' come! Yarrrrrrrrrrrer! Cap'n No Beard

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Stupid quest. :-$

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Ye knows ye love 'em! :)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    If ye wins any plonk, ye just tells me ye favorite plonk shop and I will organize it so's ye just have to go and collect it (same as previous quests). Xx Cap'n No Beard

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Drugs are bad. DG

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Californium (Cf) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    DG,did you have a bad trip 😝xxFreya

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Anyone reading this topic is taking a bad trip..... lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Is having bad ego trip methinks. Kindred, you not interested in winning?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Pardon?!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Moral of the story: Always read through something multiple times if written in pirate to prevent a massive case of embaressment at a later time.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Does it have to be maths and science clues..what about word clues...sooo not fair..cryptic haiku maybe 😩😩😩😩xxFreya..I 'll never get to drink the pank..boo hoo

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Pardon?! Dunno, maybe it has to do with those ever so slightly cynical remarks you make when you have nothing useful to contribute, but still want to be noticed? Just a stab in the dark of course, what do I know.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Better lift your game matey, seems some scoundrels here are in cahoots with a certain Master Google.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Ya be Cap'n No Leg, or No Grog if I catch up with ya. I believe you may actually be in Pirate waters, in amongst thousands of Islands, perfect place to raid and plunder, and hide like the scurvy dog that you be. Could be a tricky quest, I be keeping a weather eye on your whereabouts. Cap'n SG

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Do we need to clear the rules up, if the reigning champ isn't using google! Don't tell me Meander....you have the whole periodic table memorised ....we have our work cut out people! 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Sounds like Qld parliament !

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    The Cap'ns parrot "Percy" says.....sqwark! "Kindredkohl gets a cannonball!" sqwark!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Just to clarify some questions for ye all regardin' how to get hold of me plonky treasure. Ye can hold onto each of your answers, secret like, to th' end, and then use 'em to solve the key that then gives ye me true location...(but ye must be the first to post it)...OR... Ye can post up ye answers, one at a time, to try to gets as many cannonballs as ye can before th' end... OR... ye can have a go at both! There be 5 bottles of plonk... A bottle of me finest Dom for me correct location, and 4 bottles of other grog for the most cannonballs in each category. This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Theres no need to be hypocritical...... coz.... youd never post any slightly cynical remarks when you have nothing useful to contribute, but still want to be noticed.. Right

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    So...if its cannonballs ye are after....DON'T wait to th' end as they will be awarded after each individual question!! ('Tis clear as mud in a green bottle!).

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    and fiddle me jig She be a tale of forty thousand leagues and mighty ships mothers of pearls Ahahh me 1st mate and Master Tara xx, send a message below, fire up the Chevy and give her a kiss with a touch of Start ya Bastard and if we run out a' it, there be a can of Airostart by the old Lister genset. Scurvy old no bearded puffer fish has gone all nuclear, bet he has a microwave too and a big fluffy Cpn' s' chair too.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Better lift your game matey, seems some scoundrels here are in cahoots with a certain Master Google. or the periodic table as a desktop background

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Meander' Better lift your game matey, seems some scoundrels here are in cahoots with a certain Master Google. or the periodic table as a desktop background Simply a case of cahootedness and elegant graceful petulant desire for ruffled feathers if she gets a hold of the squawky parrot , a clue is a clue but a cannon ball is a cannon ball. And she didn't get one, cos it's on the stikit note on her investigative profile builder developing as we speak ner ner ner The wisdoms of the fair unicormermaid's whispers of the past come in the moments of clarity, upon mysterious calls from the deep to cough up with the discrepancies for the shotty looseness of the scurvey Cap'n no beards drunken accuracies deliberated in a punctual manner, she wants the plonk bad.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    T' be I, busyin t wittlin' me self a fine new stump that I mis ter easy one. Me dam fowl mouthed scurvied parrat squarked ta answer. "98? 98!? what be ye squarkin 'bout ye sky sailin' drum stick" seys I. "Tar course be set a point 'o west, ye cracker stuffed blabberin' feathderd rat""We ave no good reason ta be makin fer Californium" Wit dat me waste another ball 'o lead temptin' tis scrawny bones below from da yard arm. Darrr ill ave ye, in me stew arrrhh Arrr it gunna be likes steallin' gold rin's from ye leppars, ease pickin's

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Theinbetweeners' Do we need to clear the rules up, if the reigning champ isn't using google! Don't tell me Meander....you have the whole periodic table memorised ....we have our work cut out people! 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile Is!! read the words of in which be written in the rules of the pirate code, being Never put a lady of the pirate code on show, just because you don't know the pirate code and can't read. As a rule of the pirate code, a pirate always has the urge to charm the ladies of the code in order of charming them such as pirates do, without the urge how can one follow the pirates code or even be a pirate of the code. Hence Meander told you nothing of the sort, Cap'n No Beard has heard the whispers from deep below and punctually clarified the discrepancies in a much more murky drunken way, and following the pirates urge to charm a lady at the first urge every time not just the first, so as if you so wish to learn the pirate code rules, clearly as be seen in the foggy night upon murky waters, Cap'n No Beard has followed the urge of this below to be the second of the first in the first of the six. Quoting Cap'n No Beard, Obi1 or the squawky Parrot. So...if its cannonballs ye are after....DON'T wait to th' end as they will be awarded after each individual question!! ('Tis clear as mud in a green bottle!). This be how the pirate code be played, and the third urge of the first in the six is to plunder a cannon ball for the Master and lady Tara xx of her's when it's our's when it's mine when she stays in port, too complicated for "The" and much more personal ~Good Ship Lollipop~ In case the parrot is at the wheel. Last chance for the first, as the second of the six worth a dabble. Ahargh Cap'n No Beard, be early for the pirates urge to be two for two in first of the six to please the fair ladies of the code. Urge for the urge is, does the Couple get a cannon ball for a clue in the first of the six for discovering you have been studying the user manual in the interests of starting up the nuclear reaction for the new motor. Or browsing for what to do when you do, if you do, as you do. ?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    To ye all....Cap'n No Beard will be sorting out the above posts and questions latter this morning, but in the meanwhile, as promised, here be THE NEXT QUESTION..... (question #2 out of the 6)......"how many fish does John get slapped in the face with during the famous MP fish dance"...... ???? Good luck to ye all. Arrrrrrrrr!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Started off with a cynical remark on this thread, though luckily the ones I wanted to knew what I meant ;-) S, shhht. B-)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Lovely to be googling with you once again Meander Trying to plunder a cannon ball on a technicality. The drunken Cap'n must be on the Sea Cucumber audurves again!! He said after each clue, so he must be making this up as he goes again, he folded under pressure during the first of the six. Maybe you should lay off him for a little while, but you won't.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Mado and Tara are clearly in possession of the answer to Question #4 (as they have alluded to (albeit in a cryptic manner) what Californium can be used for)....HOWEVER.... The answer that was required to win a cannonball was in fact "98" (98 being the atomic number of Californium). Now, Cap'n Mado, being a scholar of Pirate Law and therefore adept in interpreting its various and sometimes ambiguous Codes, is being very clever in asking if he and Tara are entitled to a cannonball despite not actually posting the actual answer (most possibly so as not to give assistance to other questers by revealing the actual answer). Whilst this is typical piraty behavior, the "Council of Pirates" have considered his appeal and have ruled in the negative. Their ruling being as follows: "Posting knowledge of the answer does not constitute actually posting the said required answer" as per Section 7 of "Pirates Code of Required Misconduct" 1824: subsection 2: "Questing". "Therefore at the time of writing, the team consisting of Cap'n Mado and Tara cannot be awarded a cannonball" ....... Kindredkohl on the other hand, DID post the required answer "98" and although "californium" was not actually required it was also mentioned. This means Kindredkohl was awarded a cannonball. ..... NOTE: Posting up the correct answer CAN win you a cannonball BUT it can also alert other questers as to the correct answers. You may also solve all the indivudual clues (and keep them to yourself for the end) HOWEVER.. You may also get pipped at the final stage by someone with no cannonballs. ....... The choice is yours! (I hope this helps!) Xx Percy the Parrot

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    In other words..... There are 4 cannonballs avaliable at the end of each question (to temp questers to reveal their answers).....One for the FIRST correct answer to appear (irrespective)....Then one for the FIRST correct answer from a Man....then one for the FIRST correct answer from a Woman..... Then one more for the FIRST correct answer from a Couple.... If you have the most cannonballs out of your status (man/woman/couple) at the end if the quest you win one of the lesser (but still very good) bottles of plonk (this is simply to be fair to those who have participated but don't win the major prize). The major prize however, can only be won by the FIRST person to post Cap'n No Beard's location which can be discovered by using the key (assembled by putting ALL the correct answers in order). You do NOT need any cannonballs to win the major prize (a bottle of Dom Perignon). Xx Percy the Parrot.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Have a headache,too much rum punch me thinks...arghhhh xxFreya

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    There be 4 slaps of the mullet on young John's face unless ye be counten the double slaps as 2, der be 6 mullet striking Johns face..

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    'Twould appear ye has also won a cannonball for question 4!. Congrats t' ye, me hopes ye drops it and makes a hole in that unseaworthy scow ye calls a ship! Arrrrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • madotara69

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    11 years ago

    Of coarse we be plundering by Section 7 of the code, fly off and tell Cap'n No Beard we spotted him drinking Pina Coladas with a little umbrella and a strawberry, whilst watching half a dozen Hoola Hoola girls pickle his fancy, in between flicking over the pages of Big Boats Bigger than the Biggest.. Go Go Nuclear!! What's that got to do with 98, ya whacky Parrot.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    That rambling Parrot's looking for yar, again.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Clever yer may be indeed for knowin' the fish dance BUT the answer not be 4 or 6. Avast I says, yer worm riddled bilge swiller! Yarrrrrr! Cap'n No Beard

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I believe he was hit with 2 fish

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You are a smelly cross eyed rock lobster! But, ye is awarded a cannonball for Question #2 arrrrrrr! Parrot's notes: In the famous "fish dance" by Monty Python, John Cleese is slapped in the face by his smaller subaltern several times with TWO small fish. Note: the NUMBER of times he is slapped is not the point.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Where's the rotten scoundrel hiding now. Come out and fight ya Pina Colada drinking land lubber, show us ya colours and give us some clues ya Black Hearted scoundrel instead of hiding amongst the islands (reminds me of a rum ahha, Black Heart indeed). I be bearing in on ya ya scurvy basket

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' You be welcome aboard my vessel any time if you are offering pales of ale.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Ye don't be wanting to sail in silly Cap'n SG4U's creaky old boat! (He calls it "The Saucy Sausage" by the way!). Ye wants t' hop aboard the "Amours Porpoise" instead me dear!. 'Much more better' grog and loads of fit strapping young matetys t' play with. Plus lots of feeling of bottoms and other debaucherous things going on below decks! Arrrrrggghhh!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Cap'n SG may, indeed, have a longer cutlass, but I have bigger cannonballs! Yo ho ho!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Californium atomic number 98 !!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Question #5 (narrated By Percy the Parrot)...... "one time at band camp.... Oops! That be the wrong question!"... "Cough! Let's start that again"... "Question number 5: One time Cap'n No Beard was camping in a lovely spot next to a group of Religious people when a huge storm blew in from the sea. During the subsequent chaos (howling wind, falling palm trees etc) one of these religious types shouted over to the Captain something about 'not having to worry because nothing would happen to him and that his tent would be safe..blah blah...' The Captain, not being a overly religious man himself (surprisingly) had absolutely no idea of what this weird fellow was shouting about above all the noise and told him what he could do with his book. What was the NUMBER of the Psalm this fellow was quoting from?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Ive jumped the gun, haven't I?!! Must be all that pirate talk!!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Slapped 6 times (2 double slaps) but with 2 fish. So the answer is 2. Right?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Now ye all is catching on! Girra, ye scurvy crew, Ye is hereby awarded a cannonball for Question #4. Welcome aboard! Yaaaarrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    And is awarded a cannonball for question #2!!! That be 2 cannonballs for Kindredkohl now!! Yaaahaaaaar!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I still remembers how ye got ye mangey hands on me plonk last Quest. I knows ye be a tricky character and be assured I'll be keepin' a weather eye out for ye, me lad!!!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    That a deadly foe is still out there, meandering about just out of sight below the horizon, waiting, waiting.....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Psalm 121:7?

  • madotara69

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    11 years ago

    1.3 psalm ........................................................................Arghrrg

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Mado, ye grizzly old parrot plucker! What Psalm Island are YOU marooned on matey! But no, Psalm 1 is nar the anwer I be lookin' for. Percy says hello by the way! Cap'n No Beard.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Ye be wide of the mark with Psalm 121, so that would be a no from me and th' Parrot this time. And to all, we only needs just the Psalm number, not any parts thereof. Yaharrrrrr!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    PSALM 91.10? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Thar be me listenin t th' crab infested parrat again. Me be needin' me self a sinking ship 'n a barrel 'o crackers to help that bilge suckin rat find Davy Jones' locker. Avast ye trickster No Beard Ye make 'tis cap'n proud ta be sailin th' seven seas with a cut throat as ye.

  • madotara69

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    11 years ago

    I would hasten my escape from the windie storme, and tempest., urabble the dabble and pop of a bt'll o' rum 55.8

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Could it be Psalm 23:4Oh Even though I swim through th' valley 'o th' shadow 'o Davy Jones' locker, I gunna fear no evil, fer ye be wit' me

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    .... said the Mexican Pirate. And right from beneath the eyes of me blasted befuddled crew, the Inbetweeners have get 'emselves a cannonball for question 5. Ye be correct Inbetweeners by golly, with yer answer of 91, yer scabby scoundrels! Well done indeed! Yaarrrrr!.... This be Cap'n No Beard.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' Ye don't be wanting to sail in silly Cap'n SG4U's creaky old boat! (He calls it "The Saucy Sausage" by the way!). Ye wants t' hop aboard the "Amours Porpoise" instead me dear!. 'Much more better' grog and loads of fit strapping young matetys t' play with. Plus lots of feeling of bottoms and other debaucherous things going on below decks! Arrrrrggghhh! BaaHaaaHaa, LMAO. However, Ya be putting down me good ship ya blaggard. (I heard from someone who had seen the good ship "Saucy Sausage" and was told it had more sauce than sausage at the time. I was also told she was limping back to port after a severe pounding at sea, and cannon balls fully used). Any the way, I be keel hauling you when I catch up with ye, and you be more than just No Beard after that !!!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Indeed I do not. However,. I be trying 91 for salvation and protection, and Cap'n No Beard should also be praying and reciting this Psalm for when I catch up with him for the keel haulin. Cap'n SG

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' That a deadly foe is still out there, meandering about just out of sight below the horizon, waiting, waiting..... I'd be glad to be scrubbing the deck with all of you, but banned is banned. I'm out.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    For the pox faced jellyfish Cap'n SG4U has got him tricky self another cannonball for his correct answer to Question 5!! That now be two cannonballs for the "Saucy Sausage" yarrrrrr!

  • madotara69

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    11 years ago

    Under section 7 of t' pirate code ye be amongst no-banned plundering by section 3.1 the latest edition of t' pirate code Fck'm “If you can't convince them, confuse them"....with a piggy-back double dabble. Upon 3am weary from vistin g' me sweet mother. Wasted 7, n' a 3.1 and half of six to the dozen Urges 2hrs

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Percy the Parrot has reviewed the current scores and points out that the Inbetweeners were the first couple to correctly post the answer to question #4 and thus win a cannonball. This means that Girea2014 can't be given one as well as they were in fact the second couple to post the correct answer. Apologies to Girra2014 for this oversight but you have to give your cannonball back :( CURRENT POINTS are as follows: Kindredkohl: 2 cannonballs. Inbetweeners: 2 cannonballs. SG4U: 2 cannonballs. Blindman: 1 cannonball.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Remember though... Under the rules, you don't necessarily need ANY cannonballs to win the main prize!! There will be others out there....Watching.... Waiting.....Biding their time for the opportunity to strike in truly appropriate Piraty fashion. So Beware me hearties!!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Today's question (#6) is as follows:......Cap'n No Beards old mate "Long John the Beetle" once said that a pirates life begins at what age?.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You've certainly confused me, no double dabble needed!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    We couldn't have that clever young pesky scoundrel getting all your cannon balls 😉 So we have had science, comedy and religion a varied captain you are....a Mexican one tho.....hmmm possibly. Meander...if you had managed to work out Mados post the captains ones would seem too easy! I don't think the reigning champ should be allowed to abstain. 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Maybe in a former pirate life. ...your title "tweeners are greeners"..... I looked up the term greeners hoping for some hidden clue and found this relating to a nickname for someone.... "A stereotypical greener will have dreads, dress like a homeless person, smell like a wet dog who just smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, and live off of their mommies and daddies. In reality most greeners are very nice, clean, upstanding members of the community, their reputations are just sullied by the dirty hippies who are majoring in pottery." Girl: "What's the quickest way to starve a greener?"  Guy:"I don't know."  Girl:"Hide their mom's credit card under a bar of soap."  Ha Ha..😆 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    *Innocently whistles a Lennon song*

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    40?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Pull me peg leg, me thinkslife begins at 40???

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Solve the clue.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Life begins at 40 - john lennon

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Me computarrrrrr tells me thus... Unicorn99 be gettin' a jolly good cannonball for the first correct answer to question #6. Then Blindman (who be see'n pretty damm well if ye asks me) gets a cannonball for the first bloke with the correct answer (blast ye blindman!), then the indeedly buxomly wench Mrs3some gets a good hard cannonball t' play with as well as she was then the first wench t' gets the correct answer. Fot 'tis apparant that 40 indeed be th' answer we be a lookin' for regard'n question #6. ... This be Cap'n No Beard. PS: We notes that the quest be gettin' closer to the final clues! Yarrrrrr!

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    11 years ago

    I gives Cap'n Mado a small musket ball for bein' so damm pestilent!!! Yo Ho Ho, He can't do much damage with that!! Yarrrrrr!

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    11 years ago

    Either I be losin me marbles or have drunk to much rum, or there is a lying cheating Cap'n No Beard who be leading us astray. The Cap'n has stated numbers 98 & 91 to be correct (unless I be mistaken), being two of 6x answers to provide co-ordinates to where he be hiding (which you need Degress, minutes & seconds Longitude & Latitude to get a position). Now I know I not be using me Sex-tant for awhile and a bit rusty, but me memory tells me there are only 60 seconds in a minute, and only 60 minutes in a Degree (91 & 98 therefore can not be seconds or minute co-ordinates so must be either Degrees Latitude or Longitude. Now, there are also only 90 Degrees Latitude (90 Deg North & 90 Degrees South), counts out numbers 91 & 98, as 90 Degrees North would be the North Pole, & 90 Degrees South the South Pole. There are 180 Degrees West Longitude and 180 Degree East Longitude. Numbers 91 & 98 both fit into this however you can't have two co-ordinates in Longitude. Either I have had to much Rum, or the no good Cap'n No Beard (with the worm ridden leg and Parrot poop shoulder) is trying to get us lost at sea ??? Cap'n SG

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    11 years ago

    You be correct with ye comments re latitude an' longitude me saucy matelot! But all's I can say to ye lillylivered attack on me own good self is......Ye may needs t' puts ye wee blurry, crosseyed telescope over the introduction piece atop the page again, me thinks! Yarrrrrrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard

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    11 years ago

    Ye can't have a crosseyed telescope all ye blasted smartypantsers!! Maybe if he puts two telescopes together like.... But that'd make a pair of binoculars I s'pose.....Hmmmmm... A pair o' binoculars COULD be crosseyed! But useless of course to Cap'n SG on account he only has one eye. Mutter mutter...

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    11 years ago

    Of a pair of binoculars would then make 'em just a pair of noculars! (A wee pirate joke there, me hearties!) Yo Ho Ho!

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    11 years ago

    40...john lennon and i was thinking the same thing sg4u but he never actually said thats what the numbers mean

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    11 years ago

    We be gettin' close to the final clues me hearties and ye be doing well! As The Inbetweeners have indeed discovered we have covered a wide range o topics like, thus far! Todays question be on History if ye like and be as follows:...... (Narrated by Percy the Parrot).........."One night back in 1977, just after 8:30pm, Granny No Beard suddenly let out a gasp and ushered the young Cap'n No Beard out of the lounge room where he had been watching an Australian TV show with Grandpa No Beard. Grandpa No Beard then looked over at the Gray ship's cat, Hemingway, and said...'Crikey,..Pussy... You just don't see THAT everyday on Television!'"........ Question #3 is: What was the name of the show that the No Beards were watching? (Note: there is a bonus cannonball on offer if someone can tell me the significance of the Television event that had just occurred!!)..... Good luck to ye all!!! Yaaaaarrrrr!!!

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    11 years ago

    I think the captains confusion must be the third layer of his challenge! Who am I to complain though....he says I won two cannonballs yet I have only supplied 1 answer! 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

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    11 years ago

    Some 5 odd days before Elvis died?

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    11 years ago

    still working on way!

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    11 years ago

    Full frontal nudity

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    11 years ago

    I haf to be bowing to Cap'n No Beard's superior craftiness. May Ye run out of rum 10-days before you get back into port. I still be comin to keel haul ya thou ya mutinous scoundrel. Cap'n SG (banned from the rum barrel to keep me wits)

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    11 years ago

    96

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    11 years ago

    1st full frontal nude scene April 1977, on Number 96

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    11 years ago

    Have been watching blankety blank??!! Loved that show. - Posted from rhpmobile

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    11 years ago

    Would it have been a nude scene on a series called 96! Bra and no knickers at 8.30pm!! - Posted from rhpmobile

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    11 years ago

    Capn at the risk of giving the other scoundrels a clue, as g4u is on the right track with longitude and latitude I will throw my guess in. Plus I don't have instant posting. I believe you are carrying out your piracy on holiday in Krabi, Thailand. Were you enjoying your drink off rum on board your good ship at the mouth of the Krabi river? Very nice place it looks too....even if I am way off the mark. - Posted from rhpmobile

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