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PIRATES QUEST!
April 06 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
For some reason I was thinking of the show's final episode. One more clue... C'mon...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cap'n SG gets a cannonball f' being th' first t' post the correct answer f' question #3!!! And to rub salt into me wounds he gets ANOTHER cannonball to boot, for posting the significance of the TV event that shocked poor old Granny No Beard all those years ago!! Ye be a weevil eatin' lice infested privateer Cap'n SG, but I tips me hat t' yer f' being so quick! Yaaarrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Does anyone remember the evil "knicker snipper"? Yaaarrrrr!
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' and fiddle me jig She be a tale of forty thousand leagues and mighty ships mothers of pearls Ahahh me 1st mate and Master Tara xx, send a message below, fire up the Chevy and give her a kiss with a touch ofStart ya Bastard and if we run out a' it, there be a can of Airostart by the old Lister genseScurvy old no b'earded puffer fish has gone all nuclear, bet he has a microwave too and a big fluffy Cpn' s' chair too. R'Q%~`' R ,``,, %',' gg mm
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RHP User
11 years ago
Percy the Parrot has again reviewed the scoreboard as it appears on Obi1's computaaaaar and at 5:30pm Sat (after a shit load of going back and forth over the pages) has interpreted the scoreboard as follows: Kindredkohl: 2 cannonballsBlindman: 2 cannonballsSG4U: 3 cannonballs plus a bonus cannonball for mentioning Australia's 1st FFN on TV) = 4 cannonballsGrirra2014 (after winning one then having it taken away but was then correctly reinstated): 1 cannonballInbetweeners: 2 cannonballs (thank you for your honesty there, although very un-pirate like!)Unicorn99: 2 cannonballs (plus a bonus cannonball for mentioning Deb Gray and FFN) = 3 cannonballsMrs3some/The 3Somes: (have decided that they can answer individually but have to joint points): 2 cannonballsMado: 1 small musket ball "THAT'S A LOT OF BALLS!" (said Cap'n No Beard)"No, it's true!" (protested Percy the Parrot)"Sigh, you be such a dumb bird" (said the Cap'n) SO NOW me Hearties!! There be only ONE question to go before ye has all the clues to find me current location! Yarrr!Ye may NOT want to post the last correct answer tho' as it may decide who wins the minor plonky prizes BUT ifs ye don't then ye may miss out on a minor plonky prize y'self! Once ye has the final correct answer to all me clues and ye puts 'em in order 1 to six, THEN ye will have in ye possession ALL the things ye needs to solve the FINAL riddle as to be location! Ye MAY guess (as ye could have all along) as t' me true location, for that be allowed, and ye does not have to have any cannonballs in ye possession to win the BEST plonky prize but so far, as I type this, nar a one of ye is on the right track! Yarrrrrr! This be Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
11 years ago
Or a plundering of ya rum barrels or both. I be reaching with a full set of sails, a fair wind and a slight sea, and I be sure I can see the tops of ya masts on da horizon ya scurvy dog. Cap'n SG, Arrrr
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RHP User
11 years ago
A good guess, but no coconut for ye with ye thinkin' I be in Krabi Thialand... Yaharrrrrrrr!!.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ye may be clever like but ye sails be going limp I fears! Me thinks yon ship th' Saucy Sausage is no match for the Amorous Porpoise! 'Ware o' the Craken I says! There be wicked creatures o th' sea lurking t' snatch ye plonky prize away f' ye very eyes should ye falter at the last! Yarrr!
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madotara69
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
But ye has to remember matey, that not everyone here can read jellyfish.
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RHP User
11 years ago
NOW... after a night on th' plonk, me heads all a muddle.I knows that there be somthin' I needs to do, but blast me, I cant remember what it be!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Today be th' day f' the LAST QUESTION!!! Well, me Hearties, as promised, HERE IT BE: The last question (question #1) is as follows: "After reading many past forum responses from RHP women in relation to profiles and messages, it would appear that if a RHP man who has a typically generic profile, no face pic but lots of cock shots, sends a woman an unsolicited message such as "hey babe, u R hot, Im in town for 2nite, want 2 fuk?" , the CHANCES of getting a POSITIVE reply from said woman are most probably.... WHAT?". Good luck to ye all with ye answer!! This be Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
11 years ago
...yeh yeh I am joking 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
On a cruise off the west coast of Sumatra? To be honest I am all at sea after your latest question.....it was not a light bulb moment! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
All out of options now!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ye be like poor ol' Cap'n SG, beclalmed and with a broken compass it seems! Yarrrr? For I NOT be off th' West Coast of Sumatra, nor be I at Pulau Pini, Indonesia! Ho ho ho!, me best bottle o plonk be still safe in me treasure chest it seems!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Let it be known that I may be providin' more clues tonight should none o' ye lillylivered landlubbers have posted up me location before hand. But if ye have been following this post, ye only needs t' last answer to have all ye needs to crack the code! Remember, ye needs to put all the correct answers in order, 1 to 6 mind, or ye just be peerin' at murky waters! This be Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
11 years ago
What reply!
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RHP User
11 years ago
And no one has put forward me correct spot I be lurking in. So's I be now be givin' everyone a bit o' information like, t' helps 'em along a bit. Here it be.....ye all should read The3some's post a little way back! (They be on the right track me thinks!) yarrrrrr!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I believe you may be having a tot of rum at The Angry Pirate, 125 Redfern St, Redfern, Sydney. Arrr Cap'n SG
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RHP User
11 years ago
I believe you may be having a tot of rum at The Angry Pirate, 125 Redfern St, Redfern, Sydney. Arrr Cap'n SG
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RHP User
11 years ago
... Cap'n SG, ye treacherous, good for nothing, salt encrusted, crab infested, one eyed, pox faced, bow legged, hammock hogging, fish faced, fake bearded, hook handed scoundrel!!!!!.... I chokes on me rum and hangs me head in defeat, for ye is indeed CORRECT!!..how DID ye find me matey? Ye must tell us all so there be no suspicion of collusion!! ... This be Cap'n No Beard.
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not the coordinates at all! Well done SG4U. Hope you enjoyed your Rum cap'n.....but Indonesia wpuld have been so much nicer. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' ... Cap'n SG, ye treacherous, good for nothing, salt encrusted, crab infested, one eyed, pox faced, bow legged, hammock hogging, fish faced, fake bearded, hook handed scoundrel!!!!!.... I chokes on me rum and hangs me head in defeat, for ye is indeed CORRECT!!..how DID ye find me matey? Ye must tell us all so there be no suspicion of collusion!! ... This be Cap'n No Beard. Use water instead, and send the rum ta me. You are a low down sneaky land lubbing bad excuse for a pirate, leading me all astrays sailing the world looking for ya, ta find ya relaxing in a flash hotel on land. After wracking me poor brain and sailing all around the world, me comes into port for a rest and a few drinks see, had to write the numbers down so I could remember and think about them after a few ales, looked at the numbers again after a rum or 2 and thought they looked a wee bit like a phone number see. Thought couldn't be, so thought I be trying the number (just in case) half expecting the police or Govnor to answer, and what do ya know, the phone actually rings (to my surprise) and an answer phone comes on saying "this is The Angry Pirate", leave a message. Thought to me self I did that it couldn't be true but the name did ring a bell and sounded like the infamous Cap'n No Beard, so looked up the name and address, and there ya be, sails down, not so jolly roger at half mast, all crew on sure, and the good Cap'n swilling it up with the rich 7 famous on shore. Angry Pirate indeed Arrrrr. Cap'n SG (damn clever and tricky clues they be)
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RHP User
11 years ago
The help from Cap'n Morgan, cleared me mind and made me see the light. Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum, Arrr
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' ~Good Ship Lollipop ~corked, pitched, popped and kissed, she be fine at te mainsl s' Yee seas it yer stikin troo play'n by the pirate* code, Cap'n No Beard "a wee tot o' rum", bahahaha It'b two staggers aft and one tot o' rum f'r three in a circle Master's polished te gunnels and stowed te Brass bannered spangles, te ol sea dog be lashed to the main wheel full o' rum for the first er 't six bells at t' ready Shall point her bow about, the wind and the salty spray be blow'n over her stern, be wait'nfor bell to strike the six of the six. Yo ho ho, lash the decks n' bring out me trusty sextant,we be taken ~Good Ship Lollipop~ out wide in dawns shadow by "The A*mours Porpoise" search n' treasures b'gain n' deed a Quest b' hav n 'Wev'e been ev’rywhere. Been to: Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba, Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah, Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla, Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulla*dulla, Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla, Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, I’m a killer.*Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah but listen here, mate, have you been to…”Clearly notes we had our own suspicions as t e' where ye be.As ye can see * I'm a killer, is a capital offence, t e' omissionof capital letters be admission hence forth. The Angry Pirate, we nearly had you ourselfs. And clearly it be in this log, Redfern is the only place we haven't been, everywherewhen were everywhere else. Omission be admission hence forth. Cap'n No Beard as ye can see there be no collusionsWhilst there be a bit of canoodles on the ~Lollipop~T' e Pirate code indeed specifies as quoted Section 69 .2 "all canoodling on treasure quests be entered in t'e ships log t e' prove itin any case any other scurvy Pirates be un-colluded of any colluding when canoodlingShall be enforced that no inclusions can be concluded, nor there off, alluded by deluded Pirates illusion and confusion ?!, be it stricken as simply rambles of t e' insane. Reasoned by clause 3 dash 4 Be it jellyfish language, it be t 'e evidence logged in t 'e log excusing any crafty, shaftyghastly, ways SG found ye fair as fair a blasty wind blow ships on to Islands in storms.5.5 psalms, logged in t 'e ships log too and as well. I’ve been to Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo, Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo, Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne, Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine, Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella, Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I’m the feller.Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah, I know that, but have you been to…”I’ve been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby, Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi, Yarra Yarra , Bouindarra, Wallangarra, Turramurra, Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra, Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta, Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what’s it matter?Chorus (Spoken) “Yeah, look that’s fine, but how about…”I’ve been to Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat, Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captains Flat, Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween, Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen, Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly, Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly These be Cap'n Mado n' Tara xx {1st Masters in chains Couple} .... ~Good Ship Lollipop~ Until we squander and plunder once again Cap'n No Beard, we be absolutely Quested and shaggers back be t e' clue, see what yer pesky salt dusted parrot tells Squawks when we shove t e' musket ball up his clacker. Arghhh arghhh
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry Ive been partying all weekend....
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RHP User
11 years ago
"And so the questing ends... The empty bottles cleared away,.... friends shake hands with friends.... The clues all now be answered,...And The Cap'n must make amends,.... And to all the winners large and small,... His plonky prizes sends"..... Arrrrrrrr me hearties, tis been a good time here at the good old Angry Pirate indeed! I has been lazin' away this last week, drinkin' me flll and swappin' yarns, waitin' to see who comes in t' hand me the 'black spot'. And so now 'tis me duty to hand o'er me plonky prizes as promised. Once I gets back to me home port, I will be payin' me pirate membership again and be sending all the winners a message like, t' tells 'em the good news and 't organise sending me plonk to 'em. I thank-e for ye efforts all ye questers, and hopes ye had a wee bit o' fun along th' way like..... This be Cap'n No Beard, Master of the Amorous Porpoise. PS: Yarrrrrr!
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RHP User
11 years ago
A phone number, how devious!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Well Done SG4U. Ringing the number up is pure dedication to the pirates quest I was still in Imdonesia! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
That truly was an entertaining, mind boggling, crafty, tricky, frustrating and ingenious Quest. The mind boggles how much time it must have taken to go from the place & phone number to start with, to working out the clues. Not quite the words of Maxwell Smart with "missed it my this much", but I was "this close" to hoisting the white flag. Cheers. Know, some keel haulin and rum drinkin to attend to. Cap'n SG
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't drink, so if I win it, what's in it for me Captain.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'senta' I don't drink, so if I win it, what's in it for me Captain. If ye did win I would be happy to drink it for ya. However, it appears you may have purchased an old, slow boat from Cap'n No Beard. Not surprising, most of his boats are a bit slow and can be over run and caught. You need to buy yourself a faster boat (or read the posts), as the ship has sailed :-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'CucknShells' Bump Do you have a baby bump, or road bump, or does it mean "Beautiful Unreal Macho Pirate" ?
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RHP User
7 years ago
I found the thread for the late to pick up their prize runner up yesterday too. It was Sensory Fun. Peachy
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RHP User
7 years ago
Sone rotten lice infested scoundrel must have hijacked me plonk though as not a drop seen.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Awkies, totes certain cap'n will pop in n fix that, I know he did post a thread to search out a runner up who didn't collect his prize in the past. 🍑
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