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Venting
January 28 2015
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
After giving up last night, the only way to log in this morning is to google rhp join and use that page to log in. Because the log jn pages with the sexy couples wont work. Hopeless
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RHP User
10 years ago
The mobile app seems to be a lot quicker and less laggy between page changes, for those who are having trouble logging into the main site and need their daily fix of RHP gossip 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
That's horrible I hope your doggy gets better soon! Just FYI - it you did it would be Munchausen by proxy 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
I fear munchausen via proxy more than that one....
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luvsilver
10 years ago
And there I was picturing a Labrador in a white coat carrying a clipboard with a pen behind his ear .Maybe you should think twice about asking for the cat scan. Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
10 years ago
Did they close the Little Giant thread about not having sex ?😢xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summer_solstice' That's shit! I'm asking the mods. I'm not expecting much of an answer, something fairly nebulous and sounding like a copy'n'paste job
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MissBishere
10 years ago
The upgrade to servers worked last night.ive had trouble logging on finally get on and everytime move to a new page it produces an error and logs me out. Over it!
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MissBishere
10 years ago
No rimming for you!
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RHP User
10 years ago
why can't they leave tried and true alone..strawberry champagne tim tams i know now why they were half price (after taste like baking soda )and tuna ffs in olive oil- oh it's called blend has more sunflower oildo you think you can find it among all the other crap flavours they put into it now orbrine -
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Dorey12
10 years ago
Just wishing to find a woman that would reply to my messages. All I am looking for is a fwb and someone to be a friend with. Who said it was hard lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'xoJulesox' why can't they leave tried and true alone..strawberry champagne tim tams i know now why they were half price (after taste like baking soda )and tuna ffs in olive oil- oh it's called blend has more sunflower oildo you think you can find it among all the other crap flavours they put into it now orbrine - The strawberry champagne ones were ordinary, but the espresson martini ones? Delicious!
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RHP User
10 years ago
From Hellfire last night. Currently sporting the panda bear look while hiding Easter eggs for the minis. Must remember to drink water before bed! Rookie error.
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RHP User
10 years ago
and the supermarket is closed...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Borocca before bed helps. Or hydrolites.
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MissBishere
10 years ago
Quoting 'SYDnobarbie' and the supermarket is closed... always service stations open for those emergency chocolate situations
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MissBishere
10 years ago
that insists on revving his shitty car in my street..... I will shove it up your arse sideways if you do not stop.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'willow_2' Borocca before bed helps. Or hydrolites. ...it's not the last drink that gets you, it's the first one. I got over Tookillya years ago on the premise that the first drink was just on half a bottle and the rest I just don't seem to recall!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Who knew your tonsils could grow back! Waaah throat like razor blades 😭
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Rubenesque_Red' Who knew your tonsils could grow back! Waaah throat like razor blades 😭 THEY GROW BACK??????? Damn our bodies are WEIRD!
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
And there's a membership option that greets you....... And you realise your credit card is fucked and you will be guest for the short term. No dic pics.......not such a bad thing maybe Guest Annie.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' And there's a membership option that greets you....... And you realise your credit card is fucked and you will be guest for the short term. No dic pics.......not such a bad thing maybe Guest Annie..... it's a terrible billing system, it should give a heads up and time frame to fix the problem rather than just dumping out asap
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RHP User
10 years ago
I bought some lingerie and it has garters. I have never worn garters before and I have no bloody idea how these things work. Jeez women's crap is annoying sometimes.
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RHP User
10 years ago
It seems is the new ism 😒grumpy me
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' I bought some lingerie and it has garters. I have never worn garters before and I have no bloody idea how these things work. Jeez women's crap is annoying sometimes. I know how to take them off. Would it not be the same in reverse. Hang on, let me show you ...........
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm starting to think you're a vampire with regeneration properties lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I also sparkle 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yea I love them but ffs why can't clothing be made for people with big boobs that doesn't resemble a potato sack? I either have to strap them down which gives me major side boobage or wear a tent!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dressing for curves is a special kind of hell, Soft. I know many people appreciate the cleavage, but seriously, the dramas around finding good supportive bras, and clothes which don't make you look like you're trying to bring back the muumuu? It's pretty tough!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I went to a store that sells big ladies clothes to get a pair of togs and even their togs didn't fit my boobs lol! Where do people shop with basketball size hooters if I don't have a chance? 😂 Dresses - my private hell!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I wear a lot of dresses, but it takes some work to find ones that work! Belts and stretch panels help. As for swimmers, Esther Williams halter neck 50's style one pieces are awesome, and Curvy Kate bikinis are great too - separate tops and bottoms, and they come in a huge range of cup sizes.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' I bought some lingerie and it has garters. I have never worn garters before and I have no bloody idea how these things work. Jeez women's crap is annoying sometimes. oh they're easy, but then I've been wearing since I was 12... ;)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Is that what you're talking about?
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RHP User
10 years ago
What's the big fuss over a garter?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' I bought some lingerie and it has garters. I have never worn garters before and I have no bloody idea how these things work. Jeez women's crap is annoying sometimes. i had to watch a you tube tutorial
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ugh ...... Vomit !!!!
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Always had trouble with suspender clips. Take ages to get all 4 clipped up and then realise my undies are underneath....grrrr. Man who invented stay ups should have got the Nobel
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RHP User
10 years ago
Been there done that bbaahhaaaa! Just slide the lacies to the side honey and voila! 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Coupleupforfun1' What's the big fuss over a garter? There's always at least one pops their head up for some good 'ol stirring Look up 'hyperbole'.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'PoisonIV' i had to watch a you tube tutorial That's what I finally did
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Nathan6fs' Ugh ...... Vomit !!!! and they're always the ones driving like maniacs lol
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MissBishere
10 years ago
I attach the stockings first to the clips and then put them on. Especially the back ones being with me being so round it's impossible to get the back ones done up once on.
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RHP User
10 years ago
well I thought I'd seen it all with bad drivers until I saw this chick driving on a main highway here in Perth, at 90kph, both hands putting her hair up in a bun, so must have been driving with her knees steering. This went on for ages, I eventually passed her, at 90, so maybe she was a little under that, but by then she had her hair in a perfect bun lol I couldn't believe it. I used to do make-up at the lights on my way to work but stationary, not driving with my hands off the wheel
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RHP User
10 years ago
Otherwise I ask him to clip them on for me, which in most cases never work as his fingers are even stumpier than mine 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Otherwise I ask him to clip them on for me, which in most cases never work as his fingers are even stumpier than mine 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Throw your back out doing the back ones up! Love the thick suspenders with metal clips - vintage and they are less likely to snap back and cause injury 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summer_solstice' <-------------------------- #thestruggleisreal you make it look so good
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thanks for that.....I'm resorting to skinny jeans and a singlet for the Brissie meet and greet this arvo. Just got frustrated with trying crap on
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MissBishere
10 years ago
I feel you're pain soft but not for the same reasons. I have smaller boobs but to get anything to fit my boob and go around my middle is impossible. I really need to go and find a blouse for the meet and greet. I'm thinking jeans to and probably my cheap converse rip offs 😊 No class here lol
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MissBishere
10 years ago
WELL! What the fuck is up with the spacing? I didn't put paragraph breaks in.
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
I'm thinking that attaching the stockings to a suspender belt first would work fine but if you are attaching to a steel boned corset, you'd need ten hands. Which is fine if you are at a gang bang..... And then there is the fine art of lacing up the corset......damn hard being a chick. Guys have it easy. Chuck a pair of crusty Bonds on and they are ready. Third world problems
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' I'm thinking that attaching the stockings to a suspender belt first would work fine but if you are attaching to a steel boned corset, you'd need ten hands. Which is fine if you are at a gang bang..... And then there is the fine art of lacing up the corset......damn hard being a chick. Guys have it easy. Chuck a pair of crusty Bonds on and they are ready. Third world problems Yep. feel our pain... You guys have it easy indeed, tshirt on, jeans and Red Converse.. what else is there to lure the chicks in...
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Had to cancel a fwb meet Friday night due to work. I spent working at home til 4am this morning as have to join in conference meeting in Dallas at 2am Sat (10am Friday Txs time). I thought meeting was an April's fool joke but the joke was on me.. Serious stuff with people with southern drawls... I had a pot full of espresso coffee to keep me up. then meeting finished at 3 am and I am still wide awake til 4:15am, hearing possums on the roof doing a marathon!!! Fuck you possums! stop having fun and rubbing it in!!! Saturday morn gone and haft of arvo spent on work.... and my hot fwb cub is all by his lonesome... and so am I.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I don't know how many times I've told my dad to not give the dog cooked bones and he still does it....grrrr....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Coupleupforfun1'Is that what you're talking about? no dress ups, it was a semi-joke, they're what we use to hold up the long socks in the sport I play - not quite so dressy as LD's set (though I'm sure garter belt and a jockstrap would also have an appreciative audience somewhere on RHP :p ) Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' I don't know how many times I've told my dad to not give the dog cooked bones and he still does it....grrrr.... uh oh, hope they didn't hurt the poor thing
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose'uh oh, hope they didn't hurt the poor thing He was still on the meat and hadn't got to the bone yet, but I had to feel like a huge meanie and take it off him. Gave him the last of his raw bones to make it up to him a little bit.
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RHP User
10 years ago
The pain of taking off your high heels after standing up and dancing for hours cannot be described in words. I swear my calves and tootsies feel like Kath Bates has chained me to the bed and smashed me with her hammer 😭 So worth it though 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Good going for your thread Single guy... Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
fuck, I feel like I've just stabbed this guy in the heart and the worst thing, I really like him, I'm just a fuckin train wreck
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Nathan6fs' Baby on board or My family stickers. Ugh ...... Vomit !!!! Agree with you on the 'My Family Stickers' but at least the 'Baby on Board' signs had a real meaning when they were first used, although that may have been lost on a lot of people these days. If the vehicle was in an accident and the emergency services saw the sign it indicated that there may be someone on board who couldn't help themselves or escape from a potentially deadly situation.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Nathan6fs' Baby on board or My family stickers. Ugh ...... Vomit !!!! the 'Making My Family' stickers though 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Big hugs. XOX
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
To that thread. Some people...... Answer the question but not with an opinion? How does that work when they can be one of the same unless you are 100% correct Bye Norty.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ive spent the last three weekends in the new boat trying to catch a damned blue marlin.... emphasis on try. The flip side,... is I've enjoyed three great days with some great people out on the ocean.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thank you, all back on track, thank god. I'm such an idiot, but all good now xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
In Sexual Frustration thread........
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RHP User
10 years ago
Decided to tentatively venture into looking for couples territory again, and already regretting it. Also, really over the guys who message randomly and say ''here's my PG can I see yours?''. No dude. I don't want to see your PG and your sea slug cock pics and if you want to see pics of random chicks there's this thing called free internet porn. Go knock yourself out.
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RHP User
10 years ago
but....but....I said please :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Stirry' but....but....I said please :p - Posted from rhpmobile You didn't get down on your knees and beg
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summer_solstice' Add a dislaimer to your profile about cock shots, so that upon receiving any you can send a template reply, ignore, or block. Works for me. I ignore them anyway (or send a smartarse reply if I'm in the mood). Yep, I'm a bitch
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RHP User
10 years ago
My bad - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
10 years ago
I have only found my way in here to vent 😛 And I have to vent as I have spent over $100 on smaller sized clothes today! I started changing my lifestyle almost six months ago and have lost a substantial amount of weights, which leads to me dropping two dress sizes and so I must buy new clothes for my current body as my pre weight loss clothes are all becoming impossible to wear without them sliding off my waist all the time! So today, I went shopping to find some new clothes and ended up spending more than I had planned to be! 🙁 Bloody life, I can't win either way lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sweetgem' I have only found my way in here to vent 😛 And I have to vent as I have spent over $100 on smaller sized clothes today! I started changing my lifestyle almost six months ago and have lost a substantial amount of weights, which leads to me dropping two dress sizes and so I must buy new clothes for my current body as my pre weight loss clothes are all becoming impossible to wear without them sliding off my waist all the time! So today, I went shopping to find some new clothes and ended up spending more than I had planned to be! 🙁 Bloody life, I can't win either way lol - Posted from rhpmobile In my opinion, they should be "sliding off your waste all the time". (have more fun that way)
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MissBishere
10 years ago
That's the best kind of vent. Well done you.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Have my fx for you that it's effective. I need to look at getting this done, along with injections in my jaw for TMJ. Migraines bite the big one. Sweetgem - although you had to spend money, you've earnt a treat for looking after yourself. Well done!
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sweetgem
10 years ago
I would be more than happy to have my clothes slided off my waist when I'm in front of a lover 😜 But not in the public, certainly not at my nephews' school! 😬 - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
10 years ago
Thank you for your kind words 😙😙 To vent (or brag 😛) further, I spent about $150 today on buying nine pieces of clothes, which should be enough to last me until my next round of weight reduction happens again 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
10 years ago
Significant weight reduction that is 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well done!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon'I don't want to see your PG and your sea slug cock pics I don't know what the problem with sea slug cock pics is, I googled them and the pictures are amazing! weird, and pretty at the same time... don't know how they get past the RHP censorship though... it's not like they're a girl with a python (now theres something open to being misconstrued on here!) :p it's late, and i should be in bed...
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RHP User
10 years ago
A sea cucumber once while fishing. Vile looking thing it was and trying to get the hook out was a bitch! Hmmm - needle play for ugly slugs......now there's a thought 😝
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RHP User
10 years ago
When you make your coffee then add your milk.....and a pile of dead ant bodies float to the surface of your cup. Nice start to the morning.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Rebel_Soleil' I caight A sea cucumber once while fishing. Vile looking thing it was and trying to get the hook out was a bitch! Hmmm - needle play for ugly slugs......now there's a thought 😝 I read it as 'fisting'! 😵 Need to get my eyes checked, but wouldn't it have been something? 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Luck_Dragon'I don't want to see your PG and your sea slug cock pics I don't know what the problem with sea slug cock pics is, I googled them and the pictures are amazing! weird, and pretty at the same time... don't know how they get past the RHP censorship though... it's not like they're a girl with a python (now theres something open to being misconstrued on here!) :p it's late, and i should be in bed... The mods finally caught on and removed my snake pic
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Dont have a button either. Have to check out manually. Probably just as well. Temptation.......
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RHP User
10 years ago
I was sure there was a Delete Account button when I joined RHP 3 years ago but saw that it was removed shortly after. I wonder why? 😕 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
they don't want us to leave.We are the main attraction in this circus. Centre Ring
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Wish you'd change your piccy. Trying to do some work here................
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RHP User
10 years ago
My shiny new toy arrived in the post but I have a sick child at home with me today. I can't even open it and have hidden the unopened package in the boot of my car. Inquisitive child that she is, she'll likely ask what was in the package and if she can open it LOL So I might not get to test it until Monday 😲 First world problems 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Is it my pic that's distracting you, or are you still daydreaming of my tongue buried deep between those lovely cheeks of yours? 👿 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Sigh............
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RHP User
10 years ago
Since the last big upgrade, now I have a "remove profile" tab in settings. Never had it before. Had to write into customer reports to ask to be deleted before. So silly. Just a sneaky way of keeping profiles on here so it looks very active when new ppl do a search.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I havent been a paid member fora mmonth now. Noticed thhe delete profile button thingy straight after that last big overhaul where we were getting logged out constantly
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Deep_Purple' Just a sneaky way of keeping profiles on here so it looks very active when new ppl do a search. More so a great way to get dumb ass men like me to cough up the 'hard earned' to try to meet like-minded ladies. There's more bullshit here than in a Kansas City stockyard. FIY ... those are the biggest and most famous in the USA and feed the multitudes!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Deep_Purple' I havent been a paid member fora mmonth now. Noticed thhe delete profile button thingy straight after that last big overhaul where we were getting logged out constantly You know I love ya', gorgeous. In spite of your speech impediments and shithouse grammar, you rock. Now... let's roll!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dont text and walk.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Dont have a button either. Have to check out manually. Probably just as well. Temptation....... Butt as they say, "you can never leave"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Deep_Purple' Dont text and walk. I can't multi-task... unless I'm naked!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I hadn't logged into the main site since before the upgrade, but I do see the Remove Profile button now. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Pie really need to sort their travel alerts out. I get an alert that someone is travelling to my area. Click on and the profile is from my area( bris) travelling to North Qld ??? Hows that work?
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