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Anything and Everything!
March 14 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
Got home in time for the footy and the Broncos are on fire! Yesss!! Love it! 👍😀
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RHP User
11 years ago
In having several profiles on RHP? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've seen a Transsexual woman with both a female and TS profile, and several men with both a straight and bi one. I talked to a couple once with both a "regular" and a BDSM profile. They all stated it's because they are looking for different things with different profiles. Though of course there have been a fair few fake profiles on the forums created by the same member. Strangely enough they always seemed to back up each other's posts.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Yes. Heartbreaking tragic news. So young. I also feel sad for her family. the murderer was very lucky that he had the protection of police at his hearing the other day, at which her father was in attendance. Montenegrins have a very strong warrior history and culture, and according to my father who has associated with a few Montenigrins, the eye-for-an-eye ethos is quite prevalent among them.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
aside fr the obvious mea has pointed out, who has the time and energy to maintain multiple profiles? Lol respond ing tp my messages n flirts can be exhaustive at times. Why compound it. But I do know of a person who created a female profile to check up on swb. Lol
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Wow. Didn't know that. As much as id like to let the father and family in the room for 5 minutes alone with the bloody murderer, I couldn't. I feel he doesn't deserve to live but also abide by the code of rules and law in our land and not anarchy reign. I see that if there is a God then the man will be locked forever and become the 'town bike' everyday of his miserable life. May he live to be 100yrs old.'. Is that so bad for me to wish that?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Wow. Didn't know that. As much as id like to let the father and family in the room for 5 minutes alone with the bloody murderer, I couldn't. I feel he doesn't deserve to live but also abide by the code of rules and law in our land and not anarchy reign. I see that if there is a God then the man will be locked forever and become the 'town bike' everyday of his miserable life. May he live to be 100yrs old.'. Is that so bad for me to wish that? Her father didn't actually do anything or try to do anything, I'm just speculating and I may be wrong because obviously my comment about Montenegrins was a generalisation and I don't know anything else about her father or family. I also wasn't advocating any particular position, and of course you are entitled to your own beliefs in regards to what happens to the guy.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
I didn't mean to insinuate you advocate violence. Sorry if it csm out that way. I wss ranting out on the anger I felt for.that man who took another life for no reason. I just felt sorrow and helplessness for not another young innocent life to have ended in such tragic circumstance. He allegedly went on to commit several other crimes straight after the stabbing, I.e. raped another woman and robbery. The news of these crimes against women and innocents do not sit well with me. Another woman taken - somebody's mother, sister, daughter and loved one. Just tragic news everyday. Ladies take care and be aware.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' OMG, I put my parents through hell ! Come home after dark after bush adventures, lost in the bush fishing on family outing, fell down a waterfall, bought home by police, bought a motorbike, busted for peddling weed and the list goes on. All forgiven with grand children though ! 😇 I think your parents and my parents may have a bit in common
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' In having several profiles on RHP? - Posted from rhpmobile I'd like to have some fun with different personas. If I had that sort of time for a hobby however there's probably a few more I'd pick first.
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RHP User
11 years ago
...couldnt even log in.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
What have you done to Amy? I've read a few of her posts and not a single yellow face. You got em all tied up? Oh.... and dont worry about the ones i had. They all passed on. Excitement got to them
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RHP User
11 years ago
A story on "Swinging shoppers", who save money by going back and forth between Coles, Woollies and Aldi. Love it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
i never would have guessed that my mum is a swinger! 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
11 years ago
been anxious all night and couldnt sleep. (aside from the fact i stayed up late to pick up son from work close to midnight). strong soy latte in hand, smiles all around and welcomed into the fort. desk provided and plugging my laptop..,.. shown the coffee area, meet and greet people that matter for now to get me started (accounts (gotta bill them pronto) and accounting, HR, management and IT and most of all, all the PAs - god bless their souls). I went for quick meeting and voila, all reading material I requested on my desk... damn efficient people. Love it. New day, new start to this job, new challenges. Good morning world.... . Wishing everyone a good week.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Good luck with the job :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'Annie_Whichway' What have you done to Amy? I've read a few of her posts and not a single yellow face. You got em all tied up? Oh.... and dont worry about the ones i had. They all passed on. Excitement got to them I have them yella critters bursting behind the barn. doors locked and my back pushing against the doors... I saw Amy dressed in her yellow and green camo outfit and her mansize net and shotgun. She's gone a-huntin for them critters and leaving emoticon breadcrumbs all over... Ye old trick does not work Amy!!! I hope (Ahhh. back to reading. coffee break over).
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RHP User
11 years ago
Already on RHP. Way to settle in, Lily! 😉
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Seachange73
11 years ago
bad habits. nothing like the forum perve while sipping my strong latte in the corner in the coffee room. :-p a good momentary distraction from all that pile of reading i have to do today....
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
More than one profile. I'm not sure if you have noticed or observed this within the forums????? There is this "single profile" poster, who replies to a "couple's profile" posts (they are part off) and goes vice versa. The couple replies to singles posts. Mainly happens in the "Couples corner". What makes it hilarious, is that both profiles make out as tho they don't know each other. Foxy *it's not me*
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RHP User
11 years ago
What happened to Burning_Love aka LittleMissFussy??
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RHP User
11 years ago
Burning love posted awhile ago that she had met someone, not from here from vague memory. I hope it's working for her
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was seriously just thinking about BL Burning Love the other day....has she met someone?..........lucky bugger she was really sexy......
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Need some cryptic clues to work out your thoughts....
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Also have single profiles because they also play alone....Is that against the RHP rules?..perhaps the male half is liking the female halfs posts ,and vice versa ...Does that help Annie with the cryptic crossword..other than that,it's just clueless 😀xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' Also have single profiles because they also play alone....Is that against the RHP rules?..perhaps the male half is liking the female halfs posts ,and vice versa ...Does that help Annie with the cryptic crossword..other than that,it's just clueless 😀xxFreya A far greater number use a single female profile to prowl for single women..... when really... "he" would like to be involved.
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Paradisepair
11 years ago
I promise we won't go all split personality on y'all. It's Panther Frost, I'm travelling a lot for work these days and, like Freya suggested, when we're apart we're ok with playing alone, so he's taking his chances here on the vast and somewhat empty plains that make up a single male's rhp reality...
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
No not clueless..nothing wrong with having two profiles (single and part of a couple) in this case I'm talking about- sometimes the single person forgets they are logged on as the "couple" and they get all confused at times which to which profile they are on. 😜 it's when they REPLY to each other's posts, as in like they don't know each other.. That's the posts I find hilarious! Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Someone might have just messed up a formula. Apparently my response rate to messages is 155% and to flirts is 11,400%. Who says women don't reply - look at those figures!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hard PT session today....I'll be lucky if I can walk tomorrow
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Hard PT session today....I'll be lucky if I can walk tomorrow That's great. keep it going. the way I see it, when you train, go the hardest you can go. Go as hard as you can, rest later. hows the legs... sooner or later, you'll be doing unassisted chin-ups. If you are talkin, you aint workin. Lol . You'll survive tomorrow. Hot long shower then a cold pack to areas that hurt.. Keep up with the good work LD. When you come to melb, will give you a boxing training session. On the house.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' hows the legs... I'm not as sore today as I thought I'd be...maybe my muscles are starting to adapt a bit...
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'd rather have one face with two profiles than one profile with two faces. *Insert angelic emotion*
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RHP User
11 years ago
walked into the service station...asked for a packet of smokes then saw the cost of the carton...so I asked the lady "is that the price of a carton??(114.32) to confirm it wasn't a misprint as I'd paid more than that at a supermarket which are usually cheaper... She gets her calculator out and calculates per pack and then how much I save buying it in bulk...lol Meanwhile about 5 other people walk in to pay for fuel.... Seems simplicity is often lost...lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Fucken hell. Ciggies have certainly gone up since I quit 8.5 years ago. Thank god. Couldn't imagine wasting money like that now. =D
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RHP User
11 years ago
Touché !
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RHP User
11 years ago
champix is looking better and better everyday lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
I can change my profile to non smoker lol.....💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
Am I right in thinking that cigarettes are about a dollar each now?
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Am I right in thinking that cigarettes are about a dollar each now? Time to give them away. It's a ridiculous waste of money.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Im paying $16.50 for a pack of 25's so its getting close to a dollar a smoke.crazy I am!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I had no idea tho not unusual for me.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
I sometimes talk to myself lol. An inner conversation for motivation or tellng myself off for doing a regretable action. . Like thinking out loud. But woukd never create another profile just to have a conversation with myself for all to see. That would be certifiable. And funny. But I still don't know who does this. A forum regular no doubt if you have observed the similarity I grammar or know of the person ppersonally. Owwwww. Do tell.
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RHP User
11 years ago
??????? Where's Ralf baby? Knew she was disenfranchised butttttt she's responded to Melbourne M & G, then departed?
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
She is having too good a time off the site.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thanks...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Anyone come across any April Fool's jokes today?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Vaguely heard something on ABC24 news this morning about selfie sticks being banned in public places? Actually sounds like a great idea to me, but I could hear the howls of protest from teenagers across the country from my current location in the middle of nowhere lol. Much love, Elle xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
My boss put up on the noticeboard at work a letter saying that she was regretfully resigning due to personal issues, was sad to go, etc etc. Being an awesome boss, we were all a little upset and shocked. But it was her april fools prank on us.Pretty good one too. But revenge is sweet, tomorrow we will wrap her car in a 200mtr roll of cling wrap.
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RHP User
11 years ago
They've found a new snake in Brazil and are calling it the penis snake. Google will tell you why. I must say it actually looks better than the majority of clock shots on here. ;-p
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cock shots*
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bought my mate a book of four plays and on the train I read one of them. One of the characters asks his friend for a loan of 50 cents to buy cigarettes. Damn that took me back. Does anyone remember those thin packs of 15's in the early eighties. Bought my lunch on mondays in high school. Nicotine and tar shitful lunch
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RHP User
11 years ago
as the hours tick by....I still ponder your minutes 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You were at a meeting?xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
I caught up with Cap'n No Beard the other night for Easter drinks. I wanted to ask him something so I said.. "Cap'n?.." He said..."Wot". I said ..."Cap'n?". He said..."Wot" I said......."Captain?" He said..."Wot you want?". (He's fucking annoying when he gets like that!)
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OzRednecks
11 years ago
I saw your comment and googled the penis snake..... Wow. You are right on! Lol.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You have to get rid of those very large mirrors xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
You are probably right my dear, but I DO like glancing into the abyss from time to time. I don't stare into it of course, as we all know what happens if you do that...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cap'n No Beard sounds like he's in need of some serious disciplining. Just sayin'... and possibly, maybe, perhaps offering to lend you a hand to make sure he gets it lol. Much love, Elle xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am not speaking to him at the moment because he caused such an uproar at the restaurant. However, if he sails into Fremantle you will easily identify his ship "The Amorous Porpise " by his flag (a black nedligee with a white skeleton complete with large "boner"). Apparently he drinks at "The Sail and Anchor" (not surprisingly) so you may bump into him there. Like me, he has an aversion to clowns and carrots, so should you wish to punish him at some stage you could try those. He can't handle green chartreuse at all, and after 2 of those he is easily led astray. I would suggest that you substitute your green chartreuse with lime cordial and let him drink the real stuff. He responds well to the age old pick up line "hello sailor" but for goodness sake don't lisp. I agree, he deserves a wee bit of punishment, but be warned, he is quite a nefarious character and full of mischief, so be on your guard at all times. Good luck! xx Obi1
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RHP User
11 years ago
No Beard has the best plonk, and he's quite generous with it!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Meander, funny but he was cursing your name the other night (just before he fell off the table and into the grand piano). Apparently he is planning another "Pirates Quest" (a really hard one) but he said that you are banned from participating! Lol!
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RHP User
11 years ago
A very nice plank too..or so I have heard xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was going to comment on Aries' Cupcake Party comment, but the whole thread about organising a get together with five girls for the OP's boyfriend has gone. Why? It was there when I got up and nothing out of the ordinary was said.
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RHP User
11 years ago
He's banned me?! That no good scoundrel! What till I see him on the other side of my sword, I'll skewer him! *Walks off grumbling*
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RHP User
11 years ago
Well - do not get why that thread went?.....maybe the cupcake fairy sprinkled some lusty naughty unicorn dust around and that's what the thread turned into ...... Oh dear :(
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RHP User
11 years ago
My previous partner did me with her strap on....Il oved it an so did she. mmmmmmmm
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Seachange73
11 years ago
so am pondering whether to attend a swinger's club on my own to check it out.... in Melbourne. To satisfy my curiosity. Not necessarily play. Just stretch out of my comfort zone... I have been to couples in sydney with a partner but never on my own. Any pointers? Where is the best place to go or should I wait for an invite from a man so we can go as a couple? I beseech your wisdom, oh ye so wise people of thy forum...
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Paradisepair
11 years ago
I get to play unicorn when I travel overseas and have hit 2 clubs and a few parties. But that said for the clubs I went with a lovely couple (the one I mentioned in the cupcake/multi-horn thread) ALTHOUGH on both occasions I was prepared to go alone. It obviously felt more comfortable being with company, and we all still mingled and even went home separately from one with none of playing or taking up the offers (vinyl mattresses, no sheets = yuck factor!)... We've only been to Melbourne a few times since diving into the lifestyle. I don't know much about Melbourne's scene other than:... debauchery in the suburbs, never been, no nothing really other venues are good to meet people and fashioned for the fetish scene (Abode) or men and bi couples (see rhp events). Everyone raves about Saints and Sinners as a must experience thing. We've not been to comment. We've been to one of the Monkey Club parties and they've got one catered for singles which would be my pick if I were you. But it's a party not a club... And then we went to Purr which is more of a naughty mingle dance night... I've heard Killing Kittens are going to run a Melbourne party sometime soon. If it's anything like their UK parties that will be worth experiencing...
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RHP User
11 years ago
and (disclaimer ahead) please take into account this was one experience and it was in Perth not Melbourne.... I did not have fun. The place was very clique and I really only ended up talking to one woman who I had met previously and anyone she introduced me to. The single women who frequent the place were quite unwelcoming. The couples only chatted to each other. The guy who runs the place didn't seem to think the 'ask before touching' rule applied to him. That being said, it's a very small club, I have heard other people say that they've had fun there but they were people who went in a group or coupled up for the night. Hopefully some people who go to the clubs in Melbourne can give you a better idea of what they're like and here's hoping they have better stories than mine...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Couples who have on their profiles "No single males" repeated over or in bold or inverted commas.....this in itself no problems- but if they view you over and again AND YOU HAVE NOT VIEWED THEM - u think well why not message just to say hi .....then you see their profile & whack you get smacked with an abusive message - I mean fuck me if you're not interested that 10000099% fine I've more than one or two opportunities...but why view me over and again wasting your time essentially - I'm clearly a single male as per my profile they vieW... Can't work out if the male is BI and it's him viewing me OR the lady is interested but she's not allowed. Anywho - I've survived is other round...
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RHP User
11 years ago
One of the sisters that had an affair with Jack Thompson for 15 years has written a memoir. Sounds really interesting. I didn't realise that Jack Thompson was living with the 20 yr old sister when he seduced the other sister when she was only 17 and still at school! And he wasn't faithful to either of them. Sounds like lots of drugs, free love and meeting amazing people over the 60's and 70's. I think I will have to read this one. :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have noticed the 'Amorous Porpoise' at dock in Fremantle Harbour and have always wondered about it's owner and origins. Now I know. Thank you for enlightening me. I have also been known, on occasion, to frequent the Sail & Anchor, and I do believe I may have spotted the Cap'n there once or twice. Can you tell me how good he is with sign language? I'm keen to try out the chartreuse trick you mentioned, so I can lead him astray and deliver the punishment we discussed. Well deserved punishment, I might add, especially as I notice that he's been on your computer, and has launched another quest? Not sure if you're aware of that as yet, but you really do need to beef up your security. Problem is, I lithp really badly (as you can tell). So if I take your advice, I really can't talk to him at all because he'll hear my lithp. Which means it's going to have to be sign language all the way, and hence my question. Much love, Elle xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
That should say when he seduced the younger sister..
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RHP User
11 years ago
A great read Meeka. I remember how shocking it was when Jack Thompsons little 3way love-in was admitted to the media. Was such a big deal.but not to them.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Dont get your knickers in a twist with the constant views. Its because of the phone app. When you search and scroll through profiles, it registers as a view even if they didnt open it. It makes it very confusing
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RHP User
11 years ago
i was in the truckstop enjoying a steak sandwhich....I finished and took my plate back to the counter and hand the lady a bottle of apple and black current juice to pay for....the following conversation took place :- Lady: that'll be $3.80 After looking in my wallet to only find moths I produced my atm card. Me: sorry I gotta bust ya balls and use my card. Lady: that's okay sir...but I don't have balls...or a penis...I have a uterus...which is stronger than any penis....apparently... Me: really?? You read that on Facebook!!! Lady: NO!!! But I could tell you a story about a uterus breaking a penis but I won't!! Me: yeah....that cunt had teeth 😝 I left her with her jaw on the ground as I waltzed off laughing - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
SensualAries Its because of the phone app. When you search and scroll through profiles, it registers as a view even if they didnt open it. It makes it very confusing ----------- Hmmm - Wouldn't have thought thier database should make an association if merely scrolling past in the phone APP..... Sound like you have tested it though??
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RHP User
11 years ago
when you click on the 365 little pics of the profiles available on the home screen it brings up a larger pic....then you can swipe left and right....and it's then it starts registering that as a view on your profile - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Has described it better SA. I used to wonder why i had repeated views of my profile, but someone explained it on the forums a few months ago, and it made sence as to why. Stir-man has said it better
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'd have been flattered 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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NewHorizons6376
11 years ago
Ah "The Sail and Anchor" many a memory shared there
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RHP User
11 years ago
How good were the Broncos tonight?! Awesome game!! 😀👍🏻
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RHP User
11 years ago
Stephanie Scott. It should have been her wedding day today, not the day her remains were recovered. So infuriating.
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RHP User
11 years ago
How touching that women are putting out their wedding dresses for Stephanie. Check your social media...
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RHP User
11 years ago
When you block some one can they still see you in the forums and in chat?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your posts and reply to them..don't know about chat xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
I got grilled by someone in the chat room asking why I'd blocked them, so I'm guessing that means they can see you there too. They just can't message you personally. I think blocking someone should remove ALL forms of communication.
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RHP User
11 years ago
IF they have to ask why they were blocked........ the just... don't... get it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
That's usually the reason they got blocked in the first place. ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would of thought.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' I would of thought. My understanding is that they can not see your profile and will not be able to send you flirts or email. They will still see all your posts on the forum, there is no such thing as blocking on here. As for chat..... bizarrely you will not be able to see any of their comments but I think they are still able to see your comments though. So essentially you are blocking their comments not your own comments to them if that makes sense.
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RHP User
11 years ago
like separating two people on ncis... The interviewed person cannot see through the mirror but those behind it can 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
11 years ago
So good folks of the forum and the lurkers, I will be off for 3 weeks of work in the Philippines and Taiwan and will be missing a lot of the forum, a naughty distraction from the daily routine of work and parenting. I will look into the forum when there is an internet connection and when time permits. Have a wonderful Anzac Day and see you all sexy folks when I get back. Play nice. haha.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Safe and happy travels Lily
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' So good folks of the forum and the lurkers, I will be off for 3 weeks of work in the Philippines and Taiwan and will be missing a lot of the forum, a naughty distraction from the daily routine of work and parenting. I will look into the forum when there is an internet connection and when time permits. Have a wonderful Anzac Day and see you all sexy folks when I get back. Play nice. haha. Stay safe and see you soon
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
And bring me back a pressie.
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RHP User
11 years ago
A vanilla site today,within minutes two men from here contacted me...but now I remember why that site puts me into a zzzzzzzzzzzz coma xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
I joined a vanilla site two days ago, and the same thing happened! (I used a pic from the Brissie Meet and Greet and they didn't even realise, go figure). This morning I got messages from two actors, one of whom was also a doctor. I asked Dr/actor/model if the pics were really him and what his name was. I then commented on the fact that neither his name nor his height matched what it said on his website and that he must not be able to see many patients considering he's starred in four movies this year alone. He called me crazy and a stalker, then deleted his account. I must have really scared him. Bad Mea.
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