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Much ado about nothing
August 29 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
If someone could tell you your future would you want to know?
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RHP User
14 years ago
except....I would have thought you'd at least be wearing panties today Meeks I didnt think I was going to find bare skin when I slid my hand up your skirt Finger food anyone?
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RHP User
14 years ago
posting at the same time. . Ummmm I dunno about that one, I'm not sure I want to know the future , or bascially be told thats how it will end up. Mostly I like to think my future is changable depending on the results of the things I do today.
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RHP User
14 years ago
If a ballsack covered in pegs is called a pedgehog. What is the female equivalent? A pinned back butterfly? Xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
DGT, why on earth would I wear undies to an RHP function? Hmmm so what is the etiquette on double dipping then? Lol :-D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'If a ballsack covered in pegs is called a pedgehog. What is the female equivalent? A pinned back butterfly? Xx Meeka of the beef variety ewwww I hate that description myself.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Wait a sec....if there is leg licking going on why are you keeping it a secret....I can leg lick for hours...well when I say for hours i really mean a couple of minutes...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'If a ballsack covered in pegs is called a pedgehog. What is the female equivalent? A pinned back butterfly? Xx Meeka A PegCushion ?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'If a ballsack covered in pegs is called a pedgehog. What is the female equivalent? A pinned back butterfly? Xx Meeka I don't know about anyone else but I'd call it a great way to encourage double dipping... Maybe everyone who attends can add one one for you Meeka100? As long as they use their teeth to put the peg on with
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RHP User
14 years ago
...but if you could fill in some of the blanks spots about my past, I am sure I had one hell of a good time. I just wish I stuck to the sex and rock-n-roll. | If I was going to just ask a woman there a point blank question it would be "What exactly (and in detail) would you like to do together for the next two hours that would absolutely knock your socks off...no holds barred, and you knew the answer would be yes".| I would be damn careful who I asked...or maybe that's the question, would I? We've all got a dark side... | ...dare to share yours?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Age before beauty, so you first CM. What would really knock your socks off if you could have whoever you wanted with no holds barred? Don't name names, just dirty deeds. Then I will tell you mine.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'If someone could tell you your future would you want to know? Nope... That'd be the end of living for me. The implication that the future is predetermined makes everything you do in the now irrelevant. Of course if that person could tell the future, then me meeting them would already have been predetermined and everything that happened afterwards would also be. So it wouldn't be up to me would it.. . I'd be more interested in whether or not you're wearing panties. And if you weren't you'd be welcome to tell me the future... say what might happen in 5 minutes time
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tamworthguy46
14 years ago
Lol I just imagined that party.........A heap of guys hanging arround Meeka , Trieng to root her leg, like horny little dogs.... And peeps staring at DGT's tits ....sordid Prehistoric behaviour........ Ps Ummm can I have 1 ticket please Ohhh yeah ....and a packet of pegs ?
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tamworthguy46
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'If someone could tell you your future would you want to know? Was it good for you to babe ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Unless it was some one I was out with and the future was ..."You will fucked senseless tonight..." I would be happy any thing else i don't want to know. LC
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RHP User
14 years ago
I disagree, if you knew the future and couldn't alter it - then your actions wouldn't be irrelevant, just predetermined and immutable. Everything you do is still relevant, as it shapes the future.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'sydneyboy3au'I disagree, if you knew the future and couldn't alter it - then your actions wouldn't be irrelevant, just predetermined and immutable. Everything you do is still relevant, as it shapes the future. I would still view it as irrelevant if my actions could not alter it. It'd be a case of just going through the motions. Exactly like bad sex.
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RHP User
14 years ago
would you have sex with you?If yes, does it count as masturbation?
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RHP User
14 years ago
... the biggest mistakes of your life, would you? Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' would you have sex with you?If yes, does it count as masturbation? Yes violent, dirty, nasty sex. It would be interesting to do all the things to the clone that I always wanted to try but wasn't sure I'd like . I don't think it counts as masturbation... but definitely a learning opportunity Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...but if you could fill in some of the blanks spots about my past, I am sure I had one hell of a good time. I just wish I stuck to the sex and rock-n-roll. | If I was going to just ask a woman there a point blank question it would be "What exactly (and in detail) would you like to do together for the next two hours that would absolutely knock your socks off...no holds barred, and you knew the answer would be yes".| I would be damn careful who I asked...or maybe that's the question, would I? We've all got a dark side... | ...dare to share yours? Only in person Quoting 'Meeka100' If someone could tell you your future would you want to know? Out of sheer perversity I'd do everything I could to change it. Lol. Even if it was an awesome future (pictures self standing there with hands behind back, looking at broken universe, going "Oops...")
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'would you have sex with you? If yes, does it count as masturbation? To that dirty little bitch would even astound me, I mean her, I mean farrrrrk At least I wouldnt have to tell her where my lucky spot was, or which side of my clit works best lol. lmao and when we're both done with each other or ourselves whatever the heck it is , we can lie back.... roll our head to the side and say, "Your turn to get the towel"....."No you get it you lazy cow" Nah, think I'd rather have sex with someone else, I'd never win an argument with myself
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RHP User
14 years ago
Love it trust Meeka to start a no-holds-barred...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Seems Bratzilla and I would be both terrorising ourselves
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RHP User
14 years ago
Would there be yummy waiters and pretty cocktails and stuff? . I don't know about knowing the future, but I'd like to be able to see around corners now and then and get a general heads up on direction. I refute your argument JG because even when armed with a GPS, my journey is rarely predetermined and my sense of direction is at times a little, how shall we say it ... arse about face? . Meeks, I'd probably only ask one or two questions and I'd most likely ask them from the vantage point of a dimly lit corner: . . ... "What time do we get our gear off for the (blue) jelly wrestling and who's up first?"
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RHP User
14 years ago
I nominate KD for waitering duty.......one of those tiny little pouch type aprons for ummmm hands to put tips in and a bare ass he will of course have a tray in each hand so he can't possibly protect himself
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T'I nominate KD for waitering duty.......one of those tiny little pouch type aprons for ummmm hands to put tips in and a bare ass he will of course have a tray in each hand so he can't possibly protect himself Much as the idea appeals, I suspect he might be pretending to be shy and you may just find him hanging out in the corner with me. I confess to being scared of the dark though DGT, so should you wish to hold my hand or ...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now Meeka, you know it was you that asked if had been published by Mills and Boon....I still feel guilty about slaughtering the rabbits, wearing out the lifetime warranty on a few Lelos and never even bothered to finish installment number two out of kindness to a few. So go ahead, be the sacrificial lamb and show the boys and girls what you can do? | Quoting 'Meeka100'Age before beauty, so you first CM...just dirty deeds. Then I will tell you mine. | Not a problem...I don't think your quite old enough to be called a Cougar yet and I sure as hell am no cub. Step up to the plate and swing the bat...I have a hunch it's really just a little strap-on Slim Jim you bought to tease the ladies and would be about as dangerous and one of your little fingers slipping inside my ass hoping to get yours out of trouble before you passed out. | Come on...your thread, so strut you stuff. | | Besides, mine might be boring....chewing up three of you here as an entre', main and dessert. That's when you step out back, fire up a cohiba and pour three fingers of scotch.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You chicken CM.......... well what would rock my socks off at the moment. Seriously?? I think a mass of people (hand picked by me) in a room, naked, slipping and sliding on each other, anything goes, lots of groaning and moaning .... No straight people though. I think I would really enjoy that at the moment. Sorry to disappoint but I am not what you would call a romantic girl. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is it strange that I hate talking on the phone? Absolutely hate it, and why do all the younger dudes want you to ring them after one or two emails. Cause I just ain't going to do it... doesn't matter how good looking they are.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'tamworthguy38' Lol I just imagined that party.........A heap of guys hanging arround Meeka , Trieng to root her leg, like horny little dogs.... And peeps staring at DGT's tits ....sordid Prehistoric behaviour........ Ps Ummm can I have 1 ticket please Ohhh yeah ....and a packet of pegs ? Yeah all we need is to hire out a penthouse overlooking the harbour with one huge spa, champagne and strawberries, cream and jelly, whips & chains, a few frames to tie people up, some blind folds, waterbeds, toys, naked waiters carrying the food, ... now that is one mofo party. Now if I organised something like that, I would get 200 hundred people tell me they would be interested in attending and then there would only be 20 of us that would actually turn up. :( Still, I would have Stalkers licking my legs and LC ... so all good for me. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'If someone could tell you your future would you want to know? Yes, long as they don't tell ya how/when you are going to die. "You are going to meet a tall dark stranger and become lovers" and throws down the lovers tarot card just for dramatic effect.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now that's not true...I am sure you are here looking for Mr. Right and just can't wait to find him. You need a little house with a white picket fence and a half-dozen carpet creatures roaming the house. Imagine trying to explain to one of them when they find "Mummy's secret drawer" and hold up something saying "Whaa-aats thii-iss". | Quoting 'Meeka100'Is it strange that I hate talking on the phone? Absolutely hate it...cause I just ain't going to do it... | There that proves it...and I am assuming you mean talking to strangers that are men? You're just a shy retiiring little flower looking for a bee. We all know that Apple actually reimburses any female phone owner if they agree to participate in quality assurance both for overuse and what ya'all keep stashed on your phones. | My phone phobia is those first few words...and even if you looked like a pint size Angelina and sounded like "The Nanny"....oh my gawd! Your not Fran Drescher's sister...are you? |
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RHP User
14 years ago
No I hate talking on the phone ... to pretty much everyone. Friends get annoyed at me because I often don't pick up. I just don't like the phone. I would accept the little house, probably no to the carpet creatures.... and I would like to find a Mr Right for me. Yeah, why not. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
...then is at this party, a single room would be set aside fully equipped with absolutely everything within the realm of Shibari. Ropes, suspension supports, cane poles, clips, blindfolds and everything that you could imagine....the only light was a single lone candle and the room was filled with heavy aromas and dancing lights. In the corner of the room stood a stranger masqued in the darkness yet the welcoming sound of his voice intrigued you. Ladies...would you go in knowing that you were absolutely safe and perhaps live out a fantasy?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'would you have sex with you? If yes, does it count as masturbation? That has to be one of the most brilliant gems I have ever heard. Going to bed now to play out my own little fantasy - anyone got a spare test tube... thanks C
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...then is at this party, a single room would be set aside fully equipped with absolutely everything within the realm of Shibari. Ropes, suspension supports, cane poles, clips, blindfolds and everything that you could imagine....the only light was a single lone candle and the room was filled with heavy aromas and dancing lights. In the corner of the room stood a stranger masqued in the darkness yet the welcoming sound of his voice intrigued you. Ladies...would you go in knowing that you were absolutely safe and perhaps live out a fantasy? But you already knew that I answered yours... :P
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14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'D_G_T'I nominate KD for waitering duty.......one of those tiny little pouch type aprons for ummmm hands to put tips in and a bare ass he will of course have a tray in each hand so he can't possibly protect himself Much as the idea appeals, I suspect he might be pretending to be shy and you may just find him hanging out in the corner with me. I confess to being scared of the dark though DGT, so should you wish to hold my hand or ... That's a lovely offer Flirty, you can even help me keep track of the champagnes, from one glass to three I get the clit tingles, anything after that and the fucking thing goes numb Though if your googy eggs are getting closer to hatching you could be sneaky and slip me a fourth, because there basically wouldnt be a need for me to even take my pants off and I'd be rendered to a male eunuch status and my only cause to be there would be to see to your pleasure oh and to spoon feed Meeks nutella in between her leg licks
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm not much better after 3 glasses. We may need a designated, responsible fuc ... erm .. driver.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'...then is at this party, a single room would be set aside fully equipped with absolutely everything within the realm of Shibari. Ropes, suspension supports, cane poles, clips, blindfolds and everything that you could imagine....the only light was a single lone candle and the room was filled with heavy aromas and dancing lights. In the corner of the room stood a stranger masqued in the darkness yet the welcoming sound of his voice intrigued you. Ladies...would you go in knowing that you were absolutely safe and perhaps live out a fantasy? How could one possibly known they'd be "absolutely safe"?? . Unfortunately, I'd probably go in, but only because I'm a nosy biatch who can't stand not knowing!
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RHP User
14 years ago
somethings aren't just for little kids...... a room full of this would be good. google gelli baff
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RHP User
14 years ago
But having done this with the kids, I still maintain edible jelly is a much better idea. . There's just something icky about the texture of that stuff ... and anything with warnings all over the packet about it being for EXTERNAL USE ONLY tend to freak me out a little on the sexual toxicity front! A wise woman who used to regularly inhabit these parts once suggested to me that water saving crystals and food colouring from Bunnings was a much cheaper version of the same thing, but the hazards still remain LOL . No, the jelly should be real, but I'd happily negotiate on a melted chocolate bath ... yum.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not sure about food colouring part either? I'd hate to have stained skin for weeks afterwards, and hand prints in strange places that I'd having a lot of trouble explaining
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RHP User
14 years ago
...would be of utmost importance and there would be "those words" to assure it. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Unfortunately, I'd probably go in, but only because I'm a nosy biatch who can't stand not knowing! Of course about the time you were securely bound to a pole those words might be.... | "Now ya gonna git it and I do mean....git it" | Since you are never short of words...I sure you could find a few hundred to help negotiate "git it" although.... | ....I doubt it. You gonna git it. | | Bring a friend...there's at least a couple of ya'all that done need a good git gotten. It's like an ankling...only a bit more messy.
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14 years ago
CM only if we get to return the favour immediately afterwards well........ once our breath had been caught again naturally. . Your safe word shall be...............................harder !!! bwahhaahaaa
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14 years ago
....of course you can return the favour! | Quoting 'D_G_T' Your safe word shall be...............................harder !!! Yours will be 000, the number needed to get you to the Epworth this time. | But since I like you...you can go first when my energy levels are the highest and I will of course not accept "Oh Oh Ohhhhh" as as a grammatically incorrect substitute. | "Ze..rooo, Ze-rooooooo, Ze-roooooooooo my gawd" might just mean you gonna git it.
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14 years ago
I'vee had trouble with concentrating while on the telephone since they invented hands free.HUgsStalky
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14 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'I'vee had trouble with concentrating while on the telephone since they invented hands free.HUgsStalkyLMAO xx
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14 years ago
...when you could talk and watch the those educational internet movies on your phone hands-free at the same time. | Quoting 'stalky'I'vee had trouble with concentrating while on the telephone since they invented hands free. The best invention of the decade may be the touch pad controls. | Any suggestions on how to clean the screen?
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14 years ago
Questions ... Why do they call our favourite toy a rabbit? Not because it hops from hole to hole because most of us dont share our toys. CM commented on killing the rabbit and it got me thinking about it. Yes I know, thinking can be a dangerous thing BUT.......there may be a connection here, albeit a tenuous one. Years ago they used rabbits to test for pregnancy. When the rsabbit died you were pregnant. Well my rabbit does not die so.....hours of fun with no deaths of the bunnies. What are we eating at this dinner party...apart from each other?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'| Any suggestions on how to clean the screen? Glad wrap the screen *before* Quoting 'D_G_T' Seems Bratzilla and I would be both terrorising ourselves But... but... but... who could resist?Actually, I'd throw the tart into CM's *room* and depending on the state she emerges in as to whether or not I go next
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RHP User
14 years ago
Tender young veal Fiona? I'm thinking mmmm yummmm scallopini my fav
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RHP User
14 years ago
Listed events that say:"MAKE SURE YOU WASH AND SMELL CLEAN BEFORE YOU COME ALONG"Now.... don't get me wrong, cause I love the organiser of this particular event... but spoil sport or what? I have to wait half the night before people have worked up a lather of sweat, before I really feel like getting down and dirty. :p Bring on Summer I say!HugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yes it does seem warmer doesn't it. I feel like I have been hibernating this winter. Too much work and not enough play. Need to get my priorities straight. Bring on summer and the partays & the nuddie beach and the rooting!! Woo Hoo xx Meeks
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' I nominate KD for waitering duty.......one of those tiny little pouch type aprons for ummmm hands to put tips in and a bare ass he will of course have a tray in each hand so he can't possibly protect himself Thanks for the nomination gorgeous. (Sexy new profile pic btw...) Sounds like a perfect way for me to stay out of trouble. Besides, someone has to keep all you horny deviates refreshed!And who knows, I may even earn some pocket money too! (And hello again peeps. In the immortal words of Aaron Lewis, "It's been a while...")
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14 years ago
Quoting 'KD7884' Quoting 'D_G_T' I nominate KD for waitering duty.......one of those tiny little pouch type aprons for ummmm hands to put tips in and a bare ass he will of course have a tray in each hand so he can't possibly protect himself Thanks for the nomination gorgeous. (Sexy new profile pic btw...) Sounds like a perfect way for me to stay out of trouble. Besides, someone has to keep all you horny deviates refreshed!And who knows, I may even earn some pocket money too! (And hello again peeps. In the immortal words of Aaron Lewis, "It's been a while...") .Out of your party shell then? This is excellent news! Looks like I stand corrected about KD then eh DGT? Who'd have thought?
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RHP User
14 years ago
They're hard to pick sometimes hey? Pats the seat beside her , come sit with me while my Lelo charges again
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14 years ago
And I missed you too Flirty... xxx
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14 years ago
Dem skeleton bones , I kinda always wondered which of my parents I took after in the sexual stakes, cos Mum never seemed like the scream the house down type, so my Dad it is, the dirty old slut I seem to have a sister now lmao!!! and gawd help her she couldnt look more like me if she tried, poor bugger..... Hang on....this all makes sense now....all these years I've been getting in trouble for stuff I didnt do, it was her !!! . Nah , I don't believe me either. Welcome to the Fockers little sister
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey does anyone know what happened to the biggest dick on RHP?? Forgotten his name but you guys know who I mean. Did anyone ever put him out of his misery?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Dem skeleton bones , I kinda always wondered which of my parents I took after in the sexual stakes, cos Mum never seemed like the scream the house down type, so my Dad it is, the dirty old slut I seem to have a sister now lmao!!! and gawd help her she couldnt look more like me if she tried, poor bugger..... Hang on....this all makes sense now....all these years I've been getting in trouble for stuff I didnt do, it was her !!! . Nah , I don't believe me either. Welcome to the Fockers little sister Would you have sex with your clone? *smirk* Oh .. you answered that! Lookout lil' sis!!!! . For the record, I like the big sister better. I analysed the two very very closely before making that decision too!
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14 years ago
Just step over the body, she won't be dead... | Quoting 'Bratzilla'Actually, I'd throw the tart into CM's *room* and depending on the state she emerges in as to whether or not I go next | ...just in a minor coma. Sure you don't want to go first....you're younger and might recover quicker. Upside is I doubt that she could stand at the door watching without jumpin' in to take over the reigns. | Oh well, I'll share...
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14 years ago
Bless you and your eggs Flirty big sloppy kiss on the lips for you (take your pick on which ones ). . Meeks, you mean Waggy?
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14 years ago
tried to put him out of his misery.....I'm damned sure I would have some permanent misery of my own *gulp*
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RHP User
14 years ago
If I ever resort to buy a. pyjama jeans b. the Ahh bra or Genie bra c. A snuggie I'm going to off myself
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14 years ago
I don't understand the separate room and lone candle, CM. Shibari is for the audience. Where is the stage and why are there no flaming torches ?
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14 years ago
Would i cum twice ??
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14 years ago
Little Hijacking here...Sorry but this seems like a good spot to post so the mods see it: . I hate not having AuotPost in the forums...I used to have it before I took a break...now my clever and at times witty, or insightful comments don't appear to much later... . Please give me back AutoPost I promise to be good :) well as good as stalky anyway !!!mmmmCharacter referances from Stalky I am not so sure that will help :) . LC
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T'Tender young veal Fiona? I'm thinking mmmm yummmm scallopini my fav Hmmmmm beef on the hoof...so to speak..... tender breast maybe? A bit of rump?
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14 years ago
I was thinking of a nice, warm, top class hotel room with champagne (Krug for preference), a king size bed, some rope and soft lighting.....
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14 years ago
Hypothetical question, if you are really into, say anal sex for example but a person doesn't have this listed on their profile sexual preferences. Do you think it is shall that I usually take this as a deal breaker and say NEXT?Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
If I am to wade through what you're saying here and translate *eyeroll*, the answer is still no. It shouldn't be a dealbreaker. It should be a dealbreaker though, if you convince him to give it a shot and then find he won't fit! *giggle*
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is still around, probably reading this and staying quiet. I chat to him and text him a message every now and then. l Na Meeka. Just because something is or isnt mentioned I wouldnt make it a deal breaker unless it is something I hated and the persons profile says it is a must. I look at profiles and they have things mentioned I am not into but hey, that is thier bent, does not mean they will be doing that thang with me.
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RHP User
14 years ago
But Flirty you told me it is easier to get 9 inches in then it is to get a smaller one in!!! You know what worries me, all these threads about anal sex and everyone talks about taking your time, prepare yourself, use plenty of lube. With the emphasis on plenty. Ermm I don't need all that - what does that mean. Am I bad ? lolzMeeka
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'But Flirty you told me it is easier to get 9 inches in then it is to get a smaller one in!!! You know what worries me, all these threads about anal sex and everyone talks about taking your time, prepare yourself, use plenty of lube. With the emphasis on plenty. Ermm I don't need all that - what does that mean. Am I bad ? lolzMeeka No it means you go to top of the ass class Meeks Now that lil bit of info has been stored in the vault, hopefully to be used against you at a later date
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'But Flirty you told me it is easier to get 9 inches in then it is to get a smaller one in!!! You know what worries me, all these threads about anal sex and everyone talks about taking your time, prepare yourself, use plenty of lube. With the emphasis on plenty. Ermm I don't need all that - what does that mean. Am I bad ? lolzMeekaYou just left yourself wiiiiiiiide open there!!! :-O ... pardon the pun!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Hypothetical question, if you are really into, say anal sex for example but a person doesn't have this listed on their profile sexual preferences. Do you think it is shall that I usually take this as a deal breaker and say NEXT?MeekaNah... c'mon Meeks all the fun is in persuading someone it'll all be OK wiggling your butt in the air and your persuading kinda muffled by a pillow.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Never thought of that JG... but what if after I have gotten naked, on my hands and knees, face in the pillow and wiggling it all about and they say NO? I mean I have presented my best side to them and everything. LOL
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14 years ago
Bloody hell DGT... I still want some lube!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Bloody hell DGT... I still want some lube! There's just no pleasing some women
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14 years ago
...and if you don't mind, I am happy to pick up the tab. | Quoting 'MistressT'I was thinking of a nice, warm, top class hotel room with champagne (Krug for preference), a king size bed, some rope and soft lighting..... | So are we meeting before or after this party...I don't know if these rookies would quite understand. | Although...we could share a few?
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14 years ago
Loving the party mood , but veal???? Fuck no , I'd seriously cut my own leg off and eat it before I put an animal through that kind of shit. If there's one four letter word that makes me want to split some skulls -it's veal. Oh hang on -pork -there's another one , when factory 'farmed' -not trying to be a party-pooper , but if you were at a real party with me and veal was on the menu then thats what I'd tell ya. *snaps fingers* ok and back to the party.... ....you did say we could talk about anything and I didn't bring it up.... ....
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14 years ago
It means Meeks , that when your clone fucks you in the ass with your strap-on , she can use the big new one you bought and just maybe give a real quick 'one-two' with the lil original eye-gouger one first. -god I'd love to see that :-)
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14 years ago
And clam-clamped?
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14 years ago
Veal means young man Beef is an older man . I know you only eat one kind of meat but sheesh
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Never thought of that JG... but what if after I have gotten naked, on my hands and knees, face in the pillow and wiggling it all about and they say NO? Text me.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' So are we meeting before or after this party...I don't know if these rookies would quite understand. | Although...we could share a few? I think we should be sociable and pop in to the party for a little while. When things get too raucous we can slip away at our leisure. Putting a rookie through their paces...hmmmmm....will have to see who is willing. Got anyone in mind?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' You just left yourself wiiiiiiiide open there!!! :-O ... pardon the pun! Any seals around?
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RHP User
14 years ago
My fuck up , I honestly have never heard that before , although I have heard beefcakes I guess? But veal meaning young man -never. Ok I read that at 2am and was half asleep , it kind of rings a bell that MAYBE I've heard it before but not sure. Maybe because everyone who knows me would think twice about using the v word around me lol or maybe some other reason. However although you're only joking about the veal , still you are seriously it seems , making the inference that veal is delicious , tender , young , and totally ok to eat , -so you would have gotten pretty much exactly the same comment out of me anyway. I mean you're even talking about a particular dish -veal scallopini- so yeah although joking , still the inference is very strong that eating slaughtered calves that have been treated in a way you probably wouldn't wish upon your worst enemy , is all fine and dandy. I'm well aware that's not what you intended to mean , but nevertheless that's what it communicates. Some will think I'm being over-sensitive , but others will see the sense in making the point because behind many jokes lies truth ; good or bad. I could say alot more about veal but this is supposed to be fun so.... ....no hard feelings DGT -I know where you're coming from.... ....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Tender, delicious, young and totally ok to eat .........um hello that is every man younger than me. aged beef.......an old bull thats had to run up the hill a few times.....self explanatory lol you'll notice Fiona made a reference to rump too, I thought that would be a dead give away as well but obviously not. . I know you're a vego, but it IS totally ok for another person to eat meat. Your choice is your choice and others have their own. I don't know that many people who throw a tofu on the barbie, but I'm cool with it if they want to . PS. scallopini has a white wine sauce, but I could always lick champagne from their body I guess
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RHP User
14 years ago
causing huge amounts of suffering to others only for the sake of gratifying your toungue is not ok , never has been and never will be. Btw I get the joke. Some people used to think that treating black skinned people or women like shit was ok , more and more people are seeing now that treating animals like shit is the same kind of ignorance. Killing animals is treating them badly , or are you an animal lover? -I love you so I cut your throat logic. Anyway if you want to discuss more you can contact me , but I'm guessing you won't want to chat about this.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Firstly, HALLE-FUCKING-LUHA, instant posting be mine BWAHAHAhaha!!!! Secondly, is it ok to spend an entire day wearing nothing but a satin sheet, thirdly, sorry DGT, I'm not stalking your page, I'm just lazy and keep going to forum pages from my feed but fatfingering it so it looks like I'm stalking you :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
This is a kind of heavy subject for a party Loz, and it's sort of already dried my pussy up.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I keep fatfingering you?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Did I say that out loud?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I nearly spat my coffee then
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RHP User
14 years ago
You don't laugh so hard the coffee comes outta your nose. That's always bad. Although, I reckon in this party, there is bound to be someone around who thinks that it would be sexy to suck your sinuses clean for you...?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yeah it's the very heaviest subject actually DGT , so yeah we can continue the party , no probs.... ....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can't hijack a thread called "let's talk about anything" now, can we?!? Sidenote: anyone up for a giggle, read my profile. I think it's scarily accurate. took me a while, but, yeah...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Lurve your profile blurb Bratzie. So tell me... just exactly how high is that bar stool of yours... :pHUgsStalky Quoting 'Bratzilla' Can't hijack a thread called "let's talk about anything" now, can we?!? Sidenote: anyone up for a giggle, read my profile. I think it's scarily accurate. took me a while, but, yeah...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Profiles Ive ever read Bratzilla, bloody good job Found myself smiling the whole way through it, it's got to have the same unexpected delight effect on a man surely. If those ruddy gooses ever start reading them
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Lurve your profile blurb Bratzie. So tell me... just exactly how high is that bar stool of yours... :pHUgsStalky Quoting 'D_G_T' Profiles Ive ever read Bratzilla, bloody good job Found myself smiling the whole way through it, it's got to have the same unexpected delight effect on a man surely. If those ruddy gooses ever start reading them Well, yes, it has had *no* effect on the illiterate I have, however, had a few much more appropriate messages since I wrote it, which makes it worth it...Bar stool... is high enough Mostly, I just thought the regular forum goers would appreciate the spirit in which it was written...
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