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Much ado about nothing
August 29 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Today....Rusty I can see yours and Contemplating's comments on my stream, but they aren't showing in here huh. . I did however have a close up of the people in the spa haha........the guy in the middle looks sleazy, "How you doin' " leering at the poor girl
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RHP User
14 years ago
Didn't get the memo? .The forums are broken.It's an added feature they built in when they were installing the Tag system. I can see Contemplating's comment in my stream too. .Hahahah. Not sure how innocent she is. I reckon she's telling them about how she wants to get new tits "Way out to here". The guy on the left looks like he's the one creating the bubbles. .I would've thought if they really wanted to advertise it on here then everyone would be naked in the spa. .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
But it's made for a really fucking boring weekend on the forums that's for sure
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RHP User
14 years ago
Didn't Get much of anything this weekend, crap!!!! is this a dry spell Luckily I'm a resourceful girl and tend to help myself out in these situations
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RHP User
14 years ago
Aww.Did everyone leave you to guard the fort whilst they sneaked away secretly to party? .Sounds like you weren't dry for too long then?I love a woman who's good with her hands and capable of handling sticky situations. .Not getting much of anything is a terrible shame. I hope you get some soon. You know what they say?Too much of a good thing is....AWESOME!!!!! .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
I found the lil party goers
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RHP User
14 years ago
In ma pants
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RHP User
14 years ago
Be your lucky undies then LadyWench?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Heheh LadyWench. I was so wanting to say that. I must be coming down with something as usually I would. .Now is it invite only or are all welcome to attend?A nice intimate gathering of DGT and LadyWench. Could you possibly squeeze one more into those pants? I wouldn't take up too much room and it would be oh so cosy. .If green M&M's are considered an aphrodisiac could the same be applied to undies? .Waiting patiently for the invite. Rusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Who said anything about undies? although today I'm wearing a skirt.... so party up my skirt?Invite only, of course, but you should have your Gold Class Membership card by now, have you checked your mail? Pretty sure DGT has received hers, cheeky bitch keeps "lending" it out, have to have words about that, methinks...
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RHP User
14 years ago
how does one apply for Gold Class Membership? Or did my card just go astray in the post?
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RHP User
14 years ago
... never quite works properly, does it?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thats a ripper, male order
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RHP User
14 years ago
Meeks,I'm a bit like D_G_T in thinking, "we are where we are, because of the decisions we make." It might sound a little New Age, especially when thinking about the future and all. But it's probably more empowering than thinking we're like that feather floating in the breeze in Forest Gump.Indi.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sex with ourselves?... Seriously?... We've got too much time if we're going to explore the semantics of that one? Sheesh! Although, I'm sure after reading through the responses, especially D_G_T's I'll probably consider it while lying in bed tonight. Grrrr! Damn!
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RHP User
14 years ago
DO some dirty things to your clone Let your hair down and don't think about it.....just do! Call yourself a dirty little so and so and get messy
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RHP User
14 years ago
Get back to me with the results
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RHP User
14 years ago
orgy o'clock soon #fun(somehow I don't think that'll be crossposted to twitter)(wonder how many people actualy linked up their fb, twitter,g+ accounts with RHP, at least g+ you can restrict using circles)
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RHP User
14 years ago
someone's gunna be a naughty boy tonight, have fun Syd xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Violers are blue. My brain hurts. And my feet, too.
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RHP User
14 years ago
haha, thanks D_G_T, I did ... and I was :)logged in to find a lovely message out of the blue from some idiot saying they were tracing me and going to come to my house and kill me. Righto - I mean, that is ridiculous enough. But to sign off with 'suck my cock faggot', thats sort of thing is confusing - since A) I'm not, and B) if you;re a homophobe, why would you want a bloke sucking your knob? strange people I tell ya.
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RHP User
14 years ago
He's got that whole..... "it's the world's fault I feel like having a bloke suck my cock" type thing going on and maybe he was kinda pissed off you had other plans for the night? Hope you reported his crazy denial arse
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RHP User
14 years ago
Having a offer to suck, Butt a suggestion for those types: I had a nigerian phone scam offering to fuck my arse. So I requested he use a condom! They have not rang me for a long time now.
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RHP User
14 years ago
That's not very polite now is it? I mean just how long are you supposed to wait JE? Get yourself all ripe and juicy for nothing.....geez some people!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Does anyone else have nosey neighbours?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thank god lol. They're noisy though
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RHP User
14 years ago
Has anyone seen the Myer Christmas Windows yet? Seven kinds of wrong, I tell you. Strolled past with a friend late the other night and laughed ourselves silly. Best viewed late at night when the lighting's right and the kiddies have gone home.Have you been naughty or nice?
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RHP User
14 years ago
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2640/
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RHP User
14 years ago
Pmsl Sarah. Loved it..So there isn't anything too small or insignificant to talk about on a first date?(Well maybe if something is small and insignificant you shouldn't talk about THAT) .Btw SarahI lurrrrrve the new pic. Yuuum. It's doing my bloody eyes in trying to get a good look at the tatt though. .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
..to masturbate on anthills. ..and those ants ate your seed and became strangely virile and gigantic to the point of being the dominant species on earth. Would they appoint a queen human to sexually dominate her 'hive'? And If so Why.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Rusty you're a fuken prick teaser. :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cyanide & Happiness for the win! Oh and Rusty, you *did* take that pic just for Stalkers, right?
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RHP User
14 years ago
You're pulling my leg aren't you? Well?..... Aren't you? ..Maaaybe I did Bratz.I'm trying to lure him back in. Sorry Stalkers I was fresh out of the shower.You missed me this morning though, all hot and sweaty in this Brissie weather. .Nah. It was just me feeling good and seeing how the shot would turn out.Couldn't send it to anyone so I thought I may as well use it here and there. I'm happy with it. .Cheers (Hugs and licks too) Rusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ3ZM8FDBlg&feature=relmfu
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RHP User
14 years ago
You lurrrrve teasing poor Stalky . And whatever it is you said before rhp took it away Mike....*yawns* Merry Christmas to you and Shel xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stalkers...we miss your pert lil blue-half-jocked-arse xxxx Merry Christmas Gorgeous xxxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
;P
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh no DGT, I know, that people's emotions are not to be trifled with. .But...... butt, he's sooooo cheeky and goes off all half arsed in his comments. ..XXXmas cheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Me too, Merry Christmas Stalkers.... Btw I was kinda wishing for a cockbait collar in my stocking but it wasn't there. (love it, my phone preempts the word cockbait. Cool!! ) xxooxx Meeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Meeks your phone knows you well.
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RHP User
14 years ago
My stream is showing posts that I cant see here? Has someone been Naughty? ......Looks like the curry sauce bottle for them!
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RHP User
14 years ago
but yeah it was showing in our streams too, must've gone pretty quick. Merry Christmas
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well it wasnt you who complained then.... Merry Christmas ...have a good one.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Would it put your mind at ease JE, to know that I have never reported anyone's post ....ever? Nor have I ever complained to rhp about anything at all guess Im just one of those big girls who would rather speak up for herself and get it out in the open, without selective editing of post s removed. Just ruins the flow lol, even of a heated discussion.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Why report a post when you can leave it in the public eye and allow people to judge for themselves? Besides, I agree, more fun that way ;) I mean, *ahem* less disruptive... of course... ;D
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RHP User
14 years ago
But now Im all upset because JE thought I was a dobber *sniff sniff*cherrright!! Like I have nothing better to do than play silly buggers with Mike
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RHP User
14 years ago
trying to bugger Meeks!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
*rubs hands together like a dirty old man* Stop wriggling Meeks, it's easier if you stop playing hard to get
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RHP User
14 years ago
ummmmmm not sure about that one DGT, not even your good friend CD? Cheers your all good!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nope JE, strangely enough CD and I got it sort of kind of sorted in the end LOL I think but no, I just blocked him when he went over the top....simple, and never felt the need to report him, it was far worse for him by his own tongue if his posts were left there for others to see........I do however think he used to report his own after having a little posting remorse . Brizzyguy, I'm not sure that anyone actually did report Mike's post ???the moderators may have just removed it due to there being no point about flogging a dead horse if the offending posters had left? and perhaps not in the CHristmas Spirit they wanted to see on an otherwise fun thread? bahh who knows, it makes my head hurt trying to think about it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Although I'm told that Charlie boy complained about me numerous times, obviously the mods DO have a sense of humour
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RHP User
14 years ago
Shake your humour for me, baby ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
it's gospel afterall
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RHP User
14 years ago
Jean_Girard... your knob has tinsel on it!!! Omigod!!! And who is trying to bugger me?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Curry sauce bottle JE? LOL. That reminds me of the South Park episode I saw last night. Very disturbing in a very gross way.
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RHP User
14 years ago
ummmm that would be me apparently I said stop wrigglin'
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh you should know DGT that I am absolutely still except for my buttom which wiggles in anticipation.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your fingys are allowed to move little Meeks wiggle wiggle
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RHP User
14 years ago
My fingers don't start.. now lets be blunt... rubbing till a few minutes into the whole thing. I like to concentrate on that feeling of absolute fullness first.
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RHP User
14 years ago
aren't we being very specific tonight
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RHP User
14 years ago
I know it too, you sexy lil minx reeeeooowwww
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RHP User
14 years ago
woohoo! bum was spanked but all is good...... back again lol! ............. now...where were we? we'll try this, but with a bit more sugar this time.... see how it feels to be all sweet and sticky for a change... lol!
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RHP User
14 years ago
If a muppet gives you a blowjob, is it actually a handjob?
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RHP User
14 years ago
noice one I like it nice to see Mike in the Rumpus Room
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RHP User
14 years ago
thanks bratz
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well at least it was a quick exile Mike, and not all butt spanks are bad
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RHP User
14 years ago
deserve to get their butt spanked ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
they do
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yup that it is. Or you is ;) stop being so damn sexy and the temperature might drop!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mike! What the hell!?!? I'd hit that. Just saying ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
What's this spankfest going on? I think you should ALL bend over for spankies! Off you go, line up.Cane? No that's not a cane behind my back...Paddle in my other hand? No, no, no! It's a fly swat for big flys.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
I lubs you, T :) *bends over*
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RHP User
14 years ago
What on earth happened in here? Leave you lot to yourselves for a couple of weeks and you all go changing names. I was just startin' to get the hang of who was whom, too. And what did you do to CM? *blinks* Gawd, next thng you'll be ripping up the carpets and hanging new paper on the walls. I'm half expecting to see a pretty shade of fushsia in the dungeon and a lampshade on Jean Gerard's head.
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RHP User
14 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
...to try to read all of this! Unbelievable and perfect timing at that. So...which bad girl needs her butt spanked first? | ...timing is everything!
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RHP User
14 years ago
What's in a name? What on earth happened in here? Leave you lot to yourselves for a couple of weeks and you all go changing names. I was just startin' to get the hang of who was whom, too. And what did you do to CM? *blinks* Gawd, next thng you'll be ripping up the carpets and hanging new paper on the walls. I'm half expecting to see a pretty shade of fushsia in the dungeon and a lampshade on Jean Gerard's head.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Studzilla is first because she is already bent over and waiting. Krissy is next if she would care to line up.Sorry Midnight, you will just have to wait.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oops, sorry Mistress, my bad. *puts hands back around ankles*
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RHP User
14 years ago
one more sleep...then off to the nudie beach lol....(see what the weather does first tho)
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RHP User
14 years ago
The mental picture of so many beautiful women lined up ready for a spanking is overwhelming. However, I shall carry on with the spankfest. Those of you waiting in line may watch until it is your turn. If you would like to join in, drop 'em and bend over.Now ladies, no more chat, lets get spanking!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dropped and Bent - Check
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was waiting for someone to do that!!! Krissy_G I recognise that bum anywhere!! Wonder if you will get some of my messages now?LOLMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
...to work triage MT. You know...examine, assess and caress these gorgeous asses to make sure none miss out or become bored waiting in line? I promise that none of my fingers will ever leave my hand although can't guarantee that they won't slip! | I am also happy to work the other side and provide post-spanking TLC...in a most appropriate manner of course. | | Who broke the "Reply with Quote" thing?
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RHP User
14 years ago
but it's soooo ........nup it's still wrong lmfao
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RHP User
14 years ago
Or were you out of your tree? .Cheers and jeersRusty
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Tart_Du_Jour
14 years ago
I hope you have insurance if you perform your own stunts as I would hate to see what happen to it in the wrong hands
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RHP User
14 years ago
I tried insuring my fat juicy arse but they said that my willingness to be a stunt bum contravened all their OHS regulations. No spanking & no insertion of foreign objects. I mean really what is an arse for?? F'n ridiculous I told them ... I mean as insurers they fuck the publics arse all day long! WSB Meeks (_,_)
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RHP User
14 years ago
One willing arse awaits a firm hard cock and a slap as you drive that cock home. Oh dear maybe I should have gone out after all Meeka
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Tart_Du_Jour
14 years ago
That's not fair at all. Do you think if you told the insurance companies that I would be willing to act as your booty guard they would reconsider? It's a tough job but I promise I would protect, serve and watch over bum at all times to insure it's safety.
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RHP User
14 years ago
The classic Cattanach 6032....and in the case of WSB, I would suggest building a spare at the same time. | Although unlikely...the first one may just break getting her to settle just a bit. | | Could be a candidate for the full clum?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is not my friend!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You just can't live without a good sheep. It's so nice to cuddle up to the fleece and ................Oh. Sleep. Yes, well. Nobody functions well without sleep....off to bed for me........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I had to grab my little woolly friend and cuddle him after that! :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
So when is someone going to invent a forum where everyone has instant posting rights and people are allowed to talk about what ever they like. And shock horror flirt outrageously with each other while the select few insist on talking old topics to death.... yes, yes Let's all do the right thing. Blah blah blah. \(><)/Meeka PS Not sure if chocolate cake for dinner is agreeing with me. :(
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RHP User
14 years ago
I tried to initiate a new thread a couple of days ago but RHP put the kybosh on it. I began by giving a brief introduction of myself and what I'm generally about , then inviting others to follow suit. Don't really know what problem big brother had with this. There's a good chance he doesn't know either. He gets a bit moody.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Want me to go smack em for you? You know I will I know, it shits me to tears reading 'follow the rules' fun police posts, like they own the place. If no-one broke any rules you wouldnt be here shagging half of the country you fucking hypocrits *fist shake* ahhhhh yep....much better thanks . Oh no!!!! have I broken a rule meh...save em for church you boring as batshi.. *yawn* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ooohh I love it when you give me the *fist shake* DGT. I am squirming in my little panties right about now. I am Italian... I have no rules. What are they? I spit on your big fat juicy rule! xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Before you say.... what a biatch... I spit on you too. HeheheheMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'So when is someone going to invent a forum where everyone has instant posting rights and people are allowed to talk about what ever they like. And shock horror flirt outrageously with each other while the select few insist on talking old topics to death.... yes, yes Let's all do the right thing. Blah blah blah. . It'll probably happen around the same time they give us a decent response to the "I think you're hot, what do you think of me?" flirt. Right about now, I'd happily settle for "Oh if you only knew" *eyeroll* . Chocolate cake? Did someone say chocolate cake? Is it inverted like your muffins?
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RHP User
14 years ago
No I bought this chocolate cake Flirty. But I swear I have found the recipe for the best chocolate cake in the whole world! I can't be trusted to make it though... cause I will eat it all myself.
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