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Much ado about nothing
August 29 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
But AutoPost is awesome. I think I may be a little high. Its ok, I'm sure it will wear off. Soon. Eventually. Something.
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RHP User
14 years ago
So where can i get a drink around here..... been standing around waiting for the waiter for ages! Can anyone tell me where the bar is? Meeka can I get you a drink?
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RHP User
14 years ago
off to have a cold shower... I'm way too excitable right now... Sorry stalky, cold sweat has gotta go ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
The waiter, CBrazil would be KD. He is the one in the corner over there wearing nothing but a little leather ball pouch. He is too busy flirting with flirty-bi-fem so we might have to go behind the bar and grab our own drinks.
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RHP User
14 years ago
The waiter, CBrazil would be KD. He is the one in the corner over there wearing nothing but a little leather ball pouch. He is too busy flirting with flirty-bi-fem so we might have to go behind the bar and grab our own drinks.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cbrazil, yes a vodka & lemonade please. xxMeeka
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Bratzilla' If you could take back ... the biggest mistakes of your life, would you? I don't think any mistakes that I have made in my life were so bad that I would take them back. Besides, I am from the school of thought that you always take something positive from every miserable or fantastic experience you have. You learn things in order to make better decisions in the future, grow as person. I also think that you meet people for a reason too, that you are supposed to learn something from them or come to understand yourself better because of the friendship or because you can provide something that they need or vice versa. If that makes any sense. Then again, did you think I haven't really lived yet if I haven't made any really really bad decisions? Hmmm maybe I am too risk averse?xxMeeka
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14 years ago
Sounds like a plan, MT...and I think between us we could take them from zero to hero in just a few minutes, maybe even from Rookie to Wookie? | Quoting 'MistressT' Putting a rookie through their paces...hmmmmm....will have to see who is willing. Got anyone in mind? | Your lady's choice...hell, maybe pick two? I will just be glad to put the crunch on the munchkins and get back to the the our room! |
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RHP User
14 years ago
What would it be?
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14 years ago
Not exactly single... But "it's fucking complicated" wasn't an option in the list :P. Was just curious how others view "mistakes", I've made some doozies that have really cost me, but I wouldn't take them back because every time I've learnt something about myself that I'd never have found out if the particular circumstances in question hadn't occurred. I think dramatic mistakes tend to be the things in life that push one out of one's comfort zone and force one to grow.
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14 years ago
A battered sav? Hey, do you know if there is any way of locking your account so that you only get new messages from people on you friend list instead of all and sundry?xxMeeks
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14 years ago
Can you make it snow?!? I really wanna see snow! Lol
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14 years ago
Jearzus, I have jumped off the top of mountains in three continents yodeling down the hills.... | Quoting 'Bratzilla'Can you make it snow?!? I really wanna see snow! Lol ...don't know about trying that naked, though. | Wait, white fluffy stuff on whose mountains? Maybe six of you ladies laying on the stairs might be a bit like crashing the moguls off the face at Whistler. | Yodeling, yelling eeeee-haw...pretty much the same.
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RHP User
14 years ago
*ponders* Are there prarie oysters on the menu? I've not tried those before.
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14 years ago
*not* counting wet dreams, how many present at this party have had 100% mentally stimulated orgasms...?
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14 years ago
Wet dreams about having sex with you own clone? Jelly and veal and champagne all on the same plate? Who is licking whose what with pegs on their tongue?Lol. Sounds like one hell of a party! I will have a Breath of Fire (vodka, ginger root, Tabasco sauce and a hint of lime topped up with ginger beer).....Now am I to understand the dress code is No knickers? Bratzilla, I have never managed that. have you? If so I am jealous! I can reach orgasm just by having my neck or breasts played with......hmmm distracted now....Waiter pour me another! Pleeeeeeaaase xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
the purely mental ones are so intense they are almost painful... I was wondering if that was just a "me" thing...? (Um, yeah Salina, that would be an affirmative!)You make the party sound pretty tame when you sum it up like that...Ok, everyone...Try harder!!!!!!!!!!!!Aw crap, I'm sorry Sal, I didn't *mean* to accidentally flick my chocolate sauce onto your neck whilst I was gesticulating... Oh, dear, we are out of napkins again... um, however shall we get that sauce off your neck...?
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14 years ago
Hmmm, I know I can mentally put myself in place where I can feel that aching but I get frustrated and can't quite get past that frustration."Oh quick, someone get it...before it.....Oh great now I have chocolate sauce between my breasts too!" xx Salina
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14 years ago
*slides a crash mat behind Sal* . Once those boys see where that sauce landed, they're going to be taking a leap from the doorway !!!! It's gonna look like a damn rugby match Bratzy , help her get rid of it quick!!!
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14 years ago
Pretty sure I can get *either* the run on her neck *or* the dribble down her cleavage... I'm not sure I can do both...Need a little help, here!!!(I said *a little*)
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14 years ago
So.....*hands Salina another drink...and a napkin for that chocolate run*The napkin was my way of helping. Seeing as I'm not participating in all these nasty goings-on. Where would my celebacy be if I did that!? And DGT, thanks for slipping tips into this leather ball pouch you're making m wear. But can you stop with your change? The 50c pieces are making my giblets jingle... Oh. And Sal........ANAL SEX! There. I said it. I feel better....
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RHP User
14 years ago
*slips hand back in to remove some of the load* . Awwww gawd, even I groaned at that one
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14 years ago
*pinches napkin**runs away*Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I am refreshed, but still wearing chocolate! Bratzilla!! Someone came along all gentlemanly like to offer a napkin....not use the napkin, just hand it to me and you go running away with it! Cheeky :PAnd KD, I would not use words anal sex too lightly at this party, what with only having that little apron on and your hands preoccupied carrying the drinks tray. You know Meeka is here too right and I bet she brought toys ;)xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
....with his Super Soaker Hydro-Cannon full of hot fudge topping. | Let's play....
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14 years ago
....and leave messy witnesses. | Any of you guys want a chocolate covered hot chick sundae?
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14 years ago
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14 years ago
Sal, that's my middle name... who told you?!?
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14 years ago
I think that'll leave a smirk on my face for a while. Terrible...but I do love your humour. And thankyou. My balls don't sound like they're wearing stirrups anymore... Brat!!! In 2 senses of the word!!!! I've only got one more napkin now, and I used that to clean up my...errr..."excitement". Oh wait....nope, this one is clean. Hehe....whoops!!! And Sal. I'm safe with saying anal sex around Meeka here. She's busy getting her leg licked. Although, it COULD be the experience of a lifetime...right?Oh. And you're welcome. I try to be a gentleman occasionally...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just remember buddy, you make a mess with that thing, you clean it up. I'll even let you use my "excitement" napkin. If you can get it back off Bratzilla....
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14 years ago
Quoting 'KD7884' Brat!!! In 2 senses of the word!!!! I've only got one more napkin now, and I used that to clean up my...errr..."excitement". Oh wait....nope, this one is clean. Hehe....whoops!!! I *earnt* my name, thankyou!
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14 years ago
Or maybe it is because you live up to your names oh so well!Dam, these drinks go down easy!!! Might take another from the drinks tray while the waiter is not paying attention. Bratzilla, you can be my shield and DGT you can distract CM so I can make it safely to the drinks without wearing any more chocolate....."No Bratzilla no! You are my shield!...No don't pin my hands behind my back, I don't want to wear hot fudge!"
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14 years ago
It very well could be quite the experience I am sure!...Dammit, and you were supposed to be distracted so you would not see me sneak that drink!Oh well doesn't matter, Bratzilla just threw me in front of a hot fudge gun. That's what I get!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Come on...you gonna fish or cut bait? | Nail 'em....
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14 years ago
would you like some ass-istance? Cleaning up????
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14 years ago
Even waiters should have a little fun...right?*Catches CM's Super soaker...and chases Salina around the room...spraying chocolate on her ass as she runs...*I guess now isn't the best time to mention anal sex eh Sal...? *grins like a 12 yr old*
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RHP User
14 years ago
Damn....now I have to blast them with the Super Soaker too? | Ahhhhhh .... chocolate creme ripple. | | I am not going to chop the nuts before I add them either.
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RHP User
14 years ago
That super soaker is going to be mine!Don't dish out what you can't take.....Oooh err ;)Who is grinning now
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RHP User
14 years ago
Errrr.... *gangs UP with Sal*Let's get us a supersoaker
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RHP User
14 years ago
he's got the spurs on...Sorry Sal... I'm outta here...*ducks around DGT's apparently unconcious body & runs for it*
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RHP User
14 years ago
there are only two super soakers, you know we are going to have to use force to disarm
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14 years ago
Thank you kindly ladies...now I'm heading back to the saloon to play a few hands of cards, enjoy a good scotch and a cohiba. I have a hot tub waiting and if any of ya'all survive the mess... | ...there's always room for a few more. | | | Time to get out of these boots and clean up my shootin' iron.
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RHP User
14 years ago
That was easier than I anticipated! LolLook out KD! It's 2 on 1 :P(unreasonable force Bratzilla)
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14 years ago
Thought we were goners...Now, where'd that boy go..?
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RHP User
14 years ago
wherever you are... we'll play nice.... promise....
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14 years ago
I always play nice
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RHP User
14 years ago
Too...
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RHP User
14 years ago
scared him away methinks, lets get ourselves another drink and I will take this opportunity to figure out how to get all this chocolate off my behind :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
we take advantage of that spa I heard mention of earlier... ;)
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14 years ago
He set me up!! Got me in shit with 2 crazy females and now he's bailed!! *runs out the room screaming FAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!*
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14 years ago
hehe, we are not scarey surely? *smiles sweetly, super soaker in one hand and licking chocolate of a finger on the other hand*
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RHP User
14 years ago
...beats youthful exuberance every time. | He's all yours ladies....enjoy the feast. | | Young colt runs down and does one filly..old stallion walks down and does 'em all.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Bratzilla'*not* counting wet dreams, how many present at this party have had 100% mentally stimulated orgasms...? moi I'm not technically at this 'ere party (far too shy), however I just had to take a cold shower (and I've only read 'alf the thread) *shrinks back into the shadows* KK xox
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'KD7884' And Sal. I'm safe with saying anal sex around Meeka here. She's busy getting her leg licked. Although, it COULD be the experience of a lifetime...right?Oh. And you're welcome. I try to be a gentleman occasionally... But darling I may be old and I may be getting my leg licked but there is isn't anything wrong with my ears. Did someone say anal??? xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Come on people I want to hear some gossip. Who is doing who??? Seems like there is a lot of shameless flirting and random licking but is there going to be anything happening later on? Who do you think will do who?? xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
I just want to know where I find all this on RPH
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14 years ago
A friend of mine once told me that at a real orgy you don't ask who's bits they are?!? Or have I been misinformed...?
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RHP User
14 years ago
We are having an orgy now?? Cripes, things are getting interesting.Meeks, I want the gossip too!! What kind of party would it be if we weren't all gossiping about each other? Geographically I know who my choice would be but I saw a mention of celibacy?? So I lucked out there Dammit :PWhich brings me to the topic of celibacy and my mild concern about the men I know who like to throw that word around a little too easily as far as I am concerned......Even Andrew suggested celibacy during is pending 5 week holiday. He even bought me this lovely little Pandora charm for my bracelet to remember him by. It is a padlock and key!!!!What is a girl to do?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Throw a *C* word back at him! ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
...is a typical female response but works on whimpy males every time. | Almost...the more we are inclined to show a little brass, the less it matters. | Somebody shoot Meeka in the ass with that chocolate fill super soaker will ya... | ...can't miss and easy target. | | Have water cannons....will travel. Bring the latex sheets.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Look at the damn mess in here !!!!! What on earth did you ratbags get up to? looks like a whole lotta nooooo good went on in here........nice work
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14 years ago
If it's an orgy we'll jump into the spa then. Nothing like roaming hands!
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14 years ago
Dunno DGT... wasn't me... Nuh uh!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just check for fingerprints...and if they smell like hot fudge you know what they did. Too, any woman whose undies are sticking to their ass this morning are probably guilty as sin. | I did nuthin'...well, other than what you can do in a nice deep tub across the street at the saloon with a sportin' woman of good character. | I did cheat at the card table...but that's to be expected.
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14 years ago
Think I am still coming down from that sugar high! Sooo much chocolate :P CM....I didshed a tear at the thought of celibacy, but c'mon, anyone who knows Andrew in the forums knows what he is going to be getting up to when he has 5 weeks all to himself in London! I am sure he was only joking. I hope so at least :POh and I bag not cleaning up, besides, he started!! *points finger at CM and does best to look innocent despite the chocolate covered backside and gun the Bratzilla kicked in my direction*
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well now little lady...guess you didn't know but I am the sheriff of this here town and you stand accused of both Public Chocolateering and Decent Exposure. My handcuffs or yours? The town jail is no way for a fine young filly like you to spend the next 5 weeks...so once I have us behind bars I am sure we can negotiate a near immediate parole. | *quickly draws the two paint ball guns full of blueberries and sprays the ladies* ....ya'all remind me to show ya later how much fun those can really be when they are frozen. | *lays a derringer full of unbaked cookie dough on the table* ...if KD shows up, one of you fine lades can blast him for good measure. | Come along now quietly, Salina....I would so hate to have to spank you for resisting arrest. | ...law and order, crime and punishment. Nice work if you can get it.
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14 years ago
moral of the story, don't wear undies lest they be used against you later ;)
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14 years ago
...make sure they belong to a woman and wear them on your head.
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14 years ago
*sees the mess, and quietly sneaks back out...*I did have a few things to say to a few of you, but when I saw the cookie dough with my name on it on the table (thanks again CM!), I thought...."it can wait..."Thankfully, I still have my chocolate filled super soaker with me. Is it wrong that I'm hiding out here occasionally shooting some into my mouth?? Feels so wrong....yet, tastes so right....
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14 years ago
...is soooooo wrong. | *stops right there, laughing too hard to type!
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14 years ago
I am just rying to figure out exactly how that works (going it alone). and hang on a minute.....I was shot! I did not do any shooting. I demand a full forensic investigation! If you take DNA from KD and a sample of the chocolate I am wearing you will be able to tell that the chocolate on me came from his super soaker! Aha! KD, you may have gotten away with it if it weren't for sneaking mouthfulls of your own hot fudge :P Of course that is all very scientific, you could also read up a few posts and see KD's admission of guilt, or where Bratzilla framed me..... This is not "the story of hurricane"! This is the story of how Salsa was wrongly blamed!
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14 years ago
Probably best not to keep arguing, Salina...I am also the Judge in this here town too. You see evidence doesn't count nearly as much as fun...or a half decent bribe and somebody just slipped a brown envelope in my pocket full of cash and the words "She's guilty" written on the outside. | So I guess we can now add Attempted Non-bribery of a Pubic Official to the list of your crimes, so after we finish up at the jail house...it looks like there's a public hanging about to occur. Silk ropes, your wrists and that tall oak tree should be fine considering the cheers from jury box here. | KD...for another $20 you can be the first to punish this poor lass, please use poetic justice and drill her in the... | ...chocolate. | I'm the Mayor, too...it would have been politically incorrect to say "ass" in front of the voters.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'keepingkarma' Quoting 'Bratzilla'*not* counting wet dreams, how many present at this party have had 100% mentally stimulated orgasms...? moi I'm not technically at this 'ere party (far too shy), however I just had to take a cold shower (and I've only read 'alf the thread) *shrinks back into the shadows* KK xox KK!!!! Come back, I have questions, dammit!I'll try and organise a Fudge-Free Pass if it helps...?Quoting 'keenWAcouple' If it's an orgy we'll jump into the spa then. Nothing like roaming hands! I'd be careful in CM's hottub, it's not just hands you have to worry about, I remember someone saying something about pearl diving...?!?Quoting 'KD7884' *sees the mess, and quietly sneaks back out...*I did have a few things to say to a few of you, but when I saw the cookie dough with my name on it on the table (thanks again CM!), I thought...."it can wait..."Thankfully, I still have my chocolate filled super soaker with me. Is it wrong that I'm hiding out here occasionally shooting some into my mouth?? Feels so wrong....yet, tastes so right.... KD... I have *no* words, my dear boy, no words at all... just wait til Meeks catches you at that gun with your mouth... oh GAWD...And, Salsa dear, you should see what got pinned on Tango
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14 years ago
fucking up le-party-vibe... I'll see you guys in a couple of days... I'm about to get arse-raped in a *much* less fun manner... *feel the hate, feeeeeeel it* fathers day bites.
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14 years ago
Did you just offer my ass to KD for $20!!?!?!? TWENTY DOLLARS!!! Cripes, I know these are tough times and all but sheesh, I would like to think my backsides worth a bit more than that!
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14 years ago
I also have an executioners hood in my tool bag.
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14 years ago
It was the Mayor, Salina...he's stumping for votes. | If it helps at all, KDs grimy little chocolate covered paw prints were all over that bribe the Judge took. There was $10,000 in there. | I donated it to the party fund, philanthropist that I am...well, other than the $9000 processing fee. | If it makes you feel any better...can I buy you a beer?
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14 years ago
Back...oh twisted sister! | Quoting 'MistressT'I also have an executioners hood in my tool bag. I only meant a very gentle and enjoyable hanging by the wrists from an oak tree in the public square. Salina's feet would never leave the ground...with her wrists overhead like this she can move around, even wiggle. I already copped a thrashing for offering her up to KD for the mere sum of $10,020 and don't need or want to be accused of hurting her in any way. Bite marks on her ass and chocolate stains don't count...right? | Shhhhhh don't tell but I think you maybe should give KD the full treatment. Chances are even with her wrists tied above her head the poor boy is going to pass out. | You can have him for free...
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14 years ago
Salina is all yours Midnight. I will leave the girls to your tender ministrations while I can take care of any naughty boys. They are easy to spot with the chocolate still around their mouths, the little grubs. Not sure KD could take what I dish out but give me the key to his cell and I will see what I can do.
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14 years ago
Eeeeeeee-haw.... | Quoting 'MistressT'Salina is all yours Midnight. I will leave the girls to your tender ministrations while I can take care of any naughty boys. You're in charge now, ma'am and somehow I think I just got a promotion...at the very least I now believe in Santa Claus again. The boys, the jail and court are all yours....you just might want to explain to those chocolate covered grubs what the new sign over each cell really means.... | "The beatings will continue until morale improves." | Wasn't that the same sign that Judge Roy Bean had on his wall too?
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14 years ago
And all I wanted to do was stay quiet, in the corner, and watch proceedings. Now I'm $10,020 out of pocket, and I'm about to start whimpering at the hands of MT, without even biting Salinas ass! (That IS what I was supposed to do to it...right??)Luckily, I found access to the fudge stockpile, and from whats left that i haven't eaten, have made a nice little chocolate bomb, which i am going to use as a threat out of MT's fiendish ways. Admittedly, it's only the second best way I can make something explode, but what the hell, I'm scared...!And also, biological attacks are never fun...well, unless it involves Salinas wiggling ass...
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14 years ago
I only came to this party for a few drinks, a bit of cheeky chat and a little leg licking...now look what's happened! And might I add....while you all deliberate over who is doing what I am still stranded here, when am I going to be untied?
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14 years ago
Now, Salina...I did mention at least once it's best just to cooperate. | Quoting 'Salsa_McCans' ...while you all deliberate over who is doing what I am still stranded here, when am I going to be untied? | You'll be untied after I run out of film in this Nikon D3X...only about 4000 more shots to go, give or take the time out I have to take for a bit of, well you know. Besides, KDs got to get his $10,020 worth out of this, a couple of the ladies just shoved $50s in my pocket and... | ...you're still smiling for the camera. | Now gorgeous....if you would, just move that left knee a bit to the right and say "chocolate".
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14 years ago
Thanks Midnight. These boys are all naughty and are in need of correction. I think I shall have to sign up a deputy or two to help.Any volunteers?
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14 years ago
*pick me, pick me MT*
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14 years ago
Deputy or Ass istant Photographer...?Choices, choices...
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14 years ago
...and be sure to tell these wannabe deputies that they will be put through at least least one full night's worth of proper law enforcement training. Hand to hand combat, restraining suspects, getting them to confess....you know, the works. | I'll pin the shiny badges on them too.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...and these wannabe deputies ...| I'll pin the shiny badges on them too. Where to bin those badgesI mean with all that fudge 'n' frolics surely the party attire is now lying limp in the laundry basket (all fudged out) - such a dillema CM (tee hee) Quoting 'Bratzilla' Quoting 'keepingkarma' Quoting 'Bratzilla'*not* counting wet dreams, how many present at this party have had 100% mentally stimulated orgasms...? moi I'm not technically at this 'ere party (far too shy), however I just had to take a cold shower (and I've only read 'alf the thread) *shrinks back into the shadows* KK xox KK!!!! Come back, I have questions, dammit!I'll try and organise a Fudge-Free Pass if it helps...?You would do that for moi? What a sweetie No fudge phobias here B *dipping a toe into the party zone* but this 'ere gig is outa control!!! I mean I was going to offer my services (in catering) but look what happened to KD!!! Poor lad (don't think he'll ever be the same again) ...
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14 years ago
Quoting 'keepingkarma'KK!!!! Come back, I have questions, dammit!I'll try and organise a Fudge-Free Pass if it helps...?You would do that for moi? What a sweetie No fudge phobias here B *dipping a toe into the party zone* but this 'ere gig is outa control!!! I mean I was going to offer my services (in catering) but look what happened to KD!!! Poor lad (don't think he'll ever be the same again) ... Well it only happened to KD cos he all went and *asked* for it. I mean, that's the way I remember it anyways...Seriously, though, KK, the Mindbenders, is it just me or do they kinda hurt?!?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid'causing huge amounts of suffering to others only for the sake of gratifying your toungue is not ok , never has been and never will be. Btw I get the joke. Some people used to think that treating black skinned people or women like shit was ok , more and more people are seeing now that treating animals like shit is the same kind of ignorance. Killing animals is treating them badly , or are you an animal lover? -I love you so I cut your throat logic. Anyway if you want to discuss more you can contact me , but I'm guessing you won't want to chat about this. Sounds like you would make a good neighbour and leave the roadkill for our BBQ.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Bratzilla' Seriously, though, KK, the Mindbenders, is it just me or do they kinda hurt?!? I have never had any physical discomfort during a "mental". Perhaps what you are experiencing is due to anxiety. I am totally relaxed whilst having mine and usually playing out an erotic or romantic scenario in my mind. My only dilemma is the embarrassment of being in a public place at the time (and wandering if anyone has noticed - ahemm). Perhaps take note of your circumstances (i.e. alone or with a partner at the time) - it may have some relevance (as to why you may not be totally comfortable). B maybe you could put the question out there in the "girls only" KK xox
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14 years ago
Quoting 'keepingkarma' Quoting 'Bratzilla' Seriously, though, KK, the Mindbenders, is it just me or do they kinda hurt?!? I have never had any physical discomfort during a "mental". Perhaps what you are experiencing is due to anxiety. I am totally relaxed whilst having mine and usually playing out an erotic or romantic scenario in my mind. My only dilemma is the embarrassment of being in a public place at the time (and wandering if anyone has noticed - ahemm). Perhaps take note of your circumstances (i.e. alone or with a partner at the time) - it may have some relevance (as to why you may not be totally comfortable). B maybe you could put the question out there in the "girls only" KK xox Mmmm I always figured it's just the intensity, for example the difference in feel between a clitoral/vaginal orgasm is quite marked for me, the mental ones are like a Supergasm... like the muscles are just contracting too hard, to the point where it feels more like a sports injury than a "wheeheeeee" moment... maybe if I shoved a cock in there it'd give the muscles something to grab and therefore hurt less... Hmmmm.... now all I need is a convenient on-call penis...Yes, yes, I have heard of dildos & vibrators, no I've never owned one.
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14 years ago
I wasn't trying to kill the party here I'm impressed, Meeks, you're at 4 pages of total BS, that's awesome
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14 years ago
Watching my step, and tip toeing through the cow pats Watch out people, they may look dry on top, but you won't really know until you're up to your ankle in shit
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Watching my step, and tip toeing through the cow pats Watch out people, they may look dry on top, but you won't really know until you're up to your ankle in shit My bad, I think that's just the drifts of fudge...At least I *hope* it is...On an unrelated note, is it a bad sign that I have to allocate "housework" in my diary???
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Bratzilla'I wasn't trying to kill the party here and I answered "the call" - wrong time, wrong place, wrong Bat Station! Oh and D_G_T - the cowpats aren't so bad - just wait until they are dried out - make great Frisbees - you just need some poor unsuspecting soul to test them first - WAITER!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I like the way your mind works KK . Now what do we do for a lazy Sunday morning at this party? Any suggestions? what do you normally do.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' I like the way your mind works KK . Now what do we do for a lazy Sunday morning at this party? Any suggestions? what do you normally do....... are for "coming down" slow sensual sex and a leisurely breakfast - warm enough to take (both) outdoors now - emmmm may still need that waiter
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RHP User
14 years ago
By the time most people get out of bed on a Sunday I've already worked several hours, probably burnt myself at least once, had a tantrum or two, worked up a sweat, etc... *then* all you fuckers get out of bed, decide you want a cooked breakfast but don't want to have to do the dishes, and descend upon me like hordes of starving, ravening beasts!!!!Lazy Sunday mornings, indeed Quoting 'D_G_T' I like the way your mind works KK . Now what do we do for a lazy Sunday morning at this party? Any suggestions? what do you normally do.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'would you have sex with you? If yes, does it count as masturbation? I may not be bi, but understand the attraction to knowing someone who would know everything to do to please you. Two Dominant personalities wouldn't work too well, would keep telling myself what to do! So instead, I will find the lucky little sub that will fill in the gap and have the time of her life! At least i could not be jealous of Myself!?!
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